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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello all you lovely fabbers.

Send me money please x

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello all you lovely fabbers.

Send me money please x

Thank you."

Not looking promising

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If I had any I'd bring it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I had any I'd bring it "

Its ok, as its you, I'll accept an IOU

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Chocolate money any good to you?

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

I've just found 50p down the back of the guardroom settee you can have that

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If I had any I'd bring it

Its ok, as its you, I'll accept an IOU"

Aww thank you

You know I'm no good for it but I'm sure we will manage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow, 50p, some choccy coins and £100,000 credit note from NSP.

This is money for old rope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I had any I'd bring it

Its ok, as its you, I'll accept an IOU

Aww thank you

You know I'm no good for it but I'm sure we will manage"

Needs to be hand delivered

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If I had any I'd bring it

Its ok, as its you, I'll accept an IOU

Aww thank you

You know I'm no good for it but I'm sure we will manage

Needs to be hand delivered "

That'll only take one hand.... what shall I do with the other?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

It'll have to be an iou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a spare fiver

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It'll have to be an iou "

Stick it on the pile.

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a spare fiver "

At this rate I will be stinking bloomin well wich

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I had any I'd bring it

Its ok, as its you, I'll accept an IOU

Aww thank you

You know I'm no good for it but I'm sure we will manage

Needs to be hand delivered

That'll only take one hand.... what shall I do with the other? "

*cheeky snigger*

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"It'll have to be an iou

Stick it on the pile.

Cheers"

You're welcome

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"It'll have to be an iou

Stick it on the pile.

Cheers"

Don't forget it’s the thought that counts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It'll have to be an iou

Stick it on the pile.

Cheers

Don't forget it’s the thought that counts "

That very much depends in what you are thinking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can send my ass to be used but that’s about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can send my ass to be used but that’s about it "

Is that the one with a crack in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can send my ass to be used but that’s about it

Is that the one with a crack in it? "

Yip

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

You can have a side of meatballs with a mystery 5p hidden inside one of them...

Oh and send me heels...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all you lovely fabbers.

Send me money please x

Thank you."

The envelope full of non-sequential tenners is stamped and ready to go, just need your address xx

G

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Is monopoly money acceptable, I'll throw in the old boot as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello all you lovely fabbers.

Send me money please x

Thank you.

The envelope full of non-sequential tenners is stamped and ready to go, just need your address xx

G"

The flat above the co-op.

You know ... opposite the chippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can have a side of meatballs with a mystery 5p hidden inside one of them...

Oh and send me heels..."

Come and get them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is monopoly money acceptable, I'll throw in the old boot as well."

Any port in a storm

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I'm buying a euromillions ticket for this evenings draw.. £122,000,000.

I shall send some your way out of my winnings.

If any ladies care to send pictures of their boobs to my inbox they too will receive a portion of my winnings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant, but i have heard of a nice Kenyan solicitor that mails me regularly, offering me money from my dead aunties, sisters, grandmas, neighbours best mates goldfish....in return for some basic details? I can pass you their email address if you like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cant, but i have heard of a nice Kenyan solicitor that mails me regularly, offering me money from my dead aunties, sisters, grandmas, neighbours best mates goldfish....in return for some basic details? I can pass you their email address if you like? "

That would be very kind of you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm buying a euromillions ticket for this evenings draw.. £122,000,000.

I shall send some your way out of my winnings.

If any ladies care to send pictures of their boobs to my inbox they too will receive a portion of my winnings "

Fingers crossed

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Do you take Bitcoin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you take Bitcoin? "

.I'll take anything

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Do you take Bitcoin?

.I'll take anything"

That's a dangerous statement to make on a site like this

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I just found 10p in my dressing gown pocket.

It's stuck to a half-sucked Werthers Original...you won't mind sucking it off, will you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think i got some loose monopoly money laying about somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just found 10p in my dressing gown pocket.

It's stuck to a half-sucked Werthers Original...you won't mind sucking it off, will you?"

Sucking off is something I have a certain level of competence at.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think i got some loose monopoly money laying about somewhere"

Send it over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you take Bitcoin?

.I'll take anything

That's a dangerous statement to make on a site like this "

I live dangerously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can give you the money I've collected through buying properties, building houses on them and collecting an extortionate amount of rent... Monopoly money, I can give you Monopoly money

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By *xccvvMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire North East

I have got some money on the way from my aunty in Nigeria who was mega rich and recently passed, it was shocking new to me as did not know had an aunty still alive and living in Nigeria.

Any way, send me your bank details, including pin numbers and passwords, and honest the god I will see the money will be paid straight into your account

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

If I have not got money will a pink cowboy hat with flashing LED's do instead as well as a pair of pink leather chaps?

Would I have to enter a faustian deal with the devil or you?

Do I have to sign the contract in blood?

Sayin' I did cross your palms with silver what bang for my buck am I going to get?

Do you read palms or do I need to go to a Phrenologist? What bumps will you do first?

Just asking for a friend.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can give you the money I've collected through buying properties, building houses on them and collecting an extortionate amount of rent... Monopoly money, I can give you Monopoly money "

Better than nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can send you a cheque.

Do they still take cheques anywhere?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have got some money on the way from my aunty in Nigeria who was mega rich and recently passed, it was shocking new to me as did not know had an aunty still alive and living in Nigeria.

Any way, send me your bank details, including pin numbers and passwords, and honest the god I will see the money will be paid straight into your account "

Wow.

That is very kind of you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think i got some loose monopoly money laying about somewhere

Send it over"

Youll have to pass Go! To collect it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I have not got money will a pink cowboy hat with flashing LED's do instead as well as a pair of pink leather chaps?

Would I have to enter a faustian deal with the devil or you?

Do I have to sign the contract in blood?

Sayin' I did cross your palms with silver what bang for my buck am I going to get?

Do you read palms or do I need to go to a Phrenologist? What bumps will you do first?

Just asking for a friend..... "

No faustian deal.

Merely the sacrifice of your first born

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can send you a cheque.

Do they still take cheques anywhere? "

In chequeslovakia?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How's it going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think i got some loose monopoly money laying about somewhere

Send it over

Youll have to pass Go! To collect it "

Shit I just rolled 3 doubles in a row. Thats straight to jail without passing go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How's it going? "

Well I ain't a millionaire yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think i got some loose monopoly money laying about somewhere

Send it over

Youll have to pass Go! To collect it

Shit I just rolled 3 doubles in a row. Thats straight to jail without passing go"

Looks like im investing in hotels on old kent road then

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’


"If I have not got money will a pink cowboy hat with flashing LED's do instead as well as a pair of pink leather chaps?

Would I have to enter a faustian deal with the devil or you?

Do I have to sign the contract in blood?

Sayin' I did cross your palms with silver what bang for my buck am I going to get?

Do you read palms or do I need to go to a Phrenologist? What bumps will you do first?

Just asking for a friend.....

No faustian deal.

Merely the sacrifice of your first born "

Bugger, don't have one!

Fancy a useless relative and a fiver instead? I'll chuck in a Ouija board in for free too! Win,win!

I'm not selling it am I?

I'll leave to the sound of the All American Rejects - "Move Along".....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I have not got money will a pink cowboy hat with flashing LED's do instead as well as a pair of pink leather chaps?

Would I have to enter a faustian deal with the devil or you?

Do I have to sign the contract in blood?

Sayin' I did cross your palms with silver what bang for my buck am I going to get?

Do you read palms or do I need to go to a Phrenologist? What bumps will you do first?

Just asking for a friend.....

No faustian deal.

Merely the sacrifice of your first born

Bugger, don't have one!

Fancy a useless relative and a fiver instead? I'll chuck in a Ouija board in for free too! Win,win!

I'm not selling it am I?

I'll leave to the sound of the All American Rejects - "Move Along"..... "

You can keep the relative, I'll take the fiver, and is the cowboy hat still on offer?

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