FabSwingers.com forum: What if Elvis Priestley hadn't gone to heartbreak hotel

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What if the beatles didn't live in a yellow submarine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if The Weeknd wasn't blinded by the lights?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the proclaimers didn’t walk 500 miles then walk 500 more

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

What is Amy Winehouse didn't go to Rehab

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Who's Elvis Priestley?

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Who's Elvis Priestley?"
Don't be versecious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is Amy Winehouse didn't go to Rehab

oh"

Duuuuuuuuuude

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What if George Formby hadn't bothered cleaning windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is Amy Winehouse didn't go to Rehab

oh"

Even though it’s almost 2022, tooooooo soon fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Elton had let the sun go down.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What if she didn't move in mysterious ways?

What if it wasn't a beautiful day?

What if he wasn't numb?

What if if wasn't better than the real thing?

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

"What is Amy Winehouse didn't go to Rehab

Even though it’s almost 2022, tooooooo soon fella

Maybe, but I'd say over 10 years ago is ok for a slightly dark joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if Elton had let the sun go down. "

I thought it was spelled ‘son’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Adele didn't say hello?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the kaiser chiefs didn't predict a riot ?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

And what if there wasn’t a welcome at The Hotel California or the Street did have a name…!!!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What if Elton had let the sun go down.

I thought it was spelled ‘son’

Thank you for furnishing us with that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Madonna didn’t die another day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Duran Duran weren't hungry like the wolf?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What if he didn't watch girls go by?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

What if there wasn't a guy who worked down at the chip shop who swore he was Elvis?

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By *ondon n MrCouple
over a year ago

south east

What if there was no Midnight train to Georgia !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if he did start the fire?

What if it did rain down?

Yes I know it would douse the fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the Spice Girls didn’t stop right now

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

All I know is ! I would not want Chuck Berry playing with my ding a ling.

But, you never can tell, I might like it.

Being straight. I ain't gonna, roll over like Beethoven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Billie Jean was his lover?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What if those great balls, never caught on fire?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

What if thin Lizzy worked out where the jailbreak was likely to take place

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

What if R.E.M didnt lose their religion?

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

John Lennon never imagined

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

What if Paul Chuckle was an only child

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

"What if Paul Chuckle was an only child

To you . . . .

Yeah it doesn't work as well.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What if thin Lizzy worked out where the jailbreak was likely to take place

Not the mobile phone repair shop opposite Apple then?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What if Paul Chuckle was an only child

To you . . . .

Yeah it doesn't work as well."

Give him a mirror and see if he acts like a budgie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if George Michael didn't wake up before you go go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if it wasn't all yellow?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

What if Johnny Cash didn't walk the line?

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"What if Johnny Cash didn't walk the line?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if it didn't rain on Travis?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What if the Spice Girls didn’t stop right now"

If only they had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if Elton had let the sun go down.

I thought it was spelled ‘son’

Thank you for furnishing us with that one."

You’re welcome. Guess my childish humour is wasted on you then

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

What if 10CC were in love and it wasn’t just a silly phase?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Oasis looked back in anger?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What if Shakespears Sister didn't stay?

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

What if Ernie hadn't driven the fastest milk cart in the West? Things could have turned very sour indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if next door was right out of sugar when Def Leppard asked for a cup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the shaman couldn't move any mountain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if we all knew Alice and didn't want to live next door

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

What if George was not careless with his whisper......He might have got away with it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if things didn't get better for D:Ream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if George was not careless with his whisper......He might have got away with it.....

He wasn't entirely honest was a he? He said wouldn't dance again and then was at it again straight away. Obviously got over it quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Rick gave you up

let you down

ran around and deserted you

made you cry

said goodbye

told a lie and hurt you

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

What if Caroline was salty instead of sweet.?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

[Removed by poster at 23/11/21 18:21:35]

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

What if it wasn't a cruel summer...

What if Robert De Niro wasn't waiting....talking Italian....

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

What if baby drove up in a brand new Nissan cube instead of a cadillac?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Keith Flint (Prodigy) had not been a twisted fire starter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is Bryan Adams never ran to you but hopped

What if Colour Me Bad didn’t want to sex you up……..ooooooooo ooooo oo oooooooo oo

What if WASP didn’t want to fuck like a beast but rather a gnat

What if the Real Slim Shady never stood up …..

What if ABBA were not defeated at Waterloo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Lucy had no Diamonds

What if Diamonds were not for ever

What if Diamonds were not a girls best friend

What if the Corvette was not red

What if the rain was not purple

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What if Joe Jackson never stepped out?

What if Mr Mister, never took those broken wings and learnt to fly again?

What if Jean-Michel Jarre had no revolution?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if God WAS one of us?

..oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if we can’t be heroes even for one day.

What if the Starman is not waiting in the sky.

What if all the dudes are old.

What if Tom was a Captain and not a junky.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

What if Europe never wrote the Final countdown? Would there still be one?

What if the Bangles didn't walk like an Egyption? Would we all be doing the ministry of silly walks instead?

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Elvis Priestley?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Isn't he in Wheeler Dealers?

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Jason priestly went to heartbreak hotel?

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

"Elvis Priestley? "
obviously dennis priestley the darts players brother lol

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

What if frankie didnt go to hollywood,and your sex wasnt on fire ,what a depressing thought lol

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By *MBER KENTCouple
over a year ago

folkestone

What if .. dexys midnight runners didn’t come on Eileen

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"Who's Elvis Priestley?Don't be versecious

Is he a tribute act?

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

"Who's Elvis Priestley?Don't be versecious

Is he a tribute act?

"
Don't be cruel!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"What if Elton had let the sun go down. "

Sun? Shite, I’ve been mishearing the lyrics. I thought it was “I won’t let your son go down on me”

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Who's Elvis Priestley?Don't be versecious

Is he a tribute act?

Yes. For Denis Priestley, the darts player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if that day Ocean Colour Scene didn't catch the train?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if I didn't have a lovely bunch of coconuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the drugs do work?

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Elvis Priestley ... Jesus!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"What if I didn't have a lovely bunch of coconuts

It’s ok. You do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Chuck Berry didn't play my ding a ling

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What if we don't have a gangbang against the wall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Pink Floyd hadn't become Comfortably Numb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...what if 2Pac didn't have All eyez on Him?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What if Pink Floyd hadn't become Comfortably Numb"

That's been answered by Clare Torry's vocals.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

I have looked up elvis Priestley, and found that he was a very successful singer in the 50’s and 60’s.

Hits included ...

Love me tinder

Blue swede shoes

Jailhouse Rick

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By *andR510Couple
over a year ago

St Neots/Wisbech

What if twisted sister were actually happy to take it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Kurt Cobain really didn't have a gun

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What if Dionne Warwick didn't walk on by?

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