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"I was a bit surprised as he sorry she had moved down south, full operation on the Turkish NHS to make him all woman, his willy is now in a jar on the mantle piece, nice to hear from you again Minxie Minx or Bob, how do I tell mum " tell Mum - silly boy I am ya mum | |||
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"I was a bit surprised as he sorry she had moved down south, full operation on the Turkish NHS to make him all woman, his willy is now in a jar on the mantle piece, nice to hear from you again Minxie Minx or Bob, how do I tell mum tell Mum - silly boy I am ya mum " Oh damn I've just chatted up my brother then ................... | |||
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"I was a bit surprised as he sorry she had moved down south, full operation on the Turkish NHS to make him all woman, his willy is now in a jar on the mantle piece, nice to hear from you again Minxie Minx or Bob, how do I tell mum tell Mum - silly boy I am ya mum Oh damn I've just chatted up my brother then ................... " Is there something u need to tell me son cos your profile says "straight"? lol | |||
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"strange" kev us very strange. He doesn't get out much, bless him | |||
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"I was a bit surprised as he sorry she had moved down south, full operation on the Turkish NHS to make him all woman, his willy is now in a jar on the mantle piece, nice to hear from you again Minxie Minx or Bob, how do I tell mum tell Mum - silly boy I am ya mum Oh damn I've just chatted up my brother then ................... Is there something u need to tell me son cos your profile says "straight"? lol " Me nudger is straight | |||
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"strange kev us very strange. He doesn't get out much, bless him " it might be less after I've finished lol | |||
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"I was a bit surprised as he sorry she had moved down south, full operation on the Turkish NHS to make him all woman, his willy is now in a jar on the mantle piece, nice to hear from you again Minxie Minx or Bob, how do I tell mum tell Mum - silly boy I am ya mum Oh damn I've just chatted up my brother then ................... Is there something u need to tell me son cos your profile says "straight"? lol Me nudger is straight " that wasnt wot mummy needed to know lol | |||
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"This is better than Eastenders! " It's Emmerdale roleplaying | |||
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"This is better than Eastenders! It's Emmerdale roleplaying " not Emma and Dale too lol | |||
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"grandad is that you? " I was Granma but I've had the op as well | |||
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"Is it me or has someone spiked my drink? " No it's you | |||
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"grandad is that you? I was Granma but I've had the op as well " uncle dale and aunty emma told me you'd both croaked it if your both live and kicking youve missed 10 birthdays and xmas's.. im owed presents | |||
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"grandad is that you? I was Granma but I've had the op as well uncle dale and aunty emma told me you'd both croaked it if your both live and kicking youve missed 10 birthdays and xmas's.. im owed presents " good point ring me on o800 ouiji | |||
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"grandad is that you? I was Granma but I've had the op as well uncle dale and aunty emma told me you'd both croaked it if your both live and kicking youve missed 10 birthdays and xmas's.. im owed presents " son now sit down and listen up - I will say this only once (for the fiftieth time) its Uncle Emma and Aunty Dale | |||
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"Is it me or has someone spiked my drink? " It's you. They thought you were in a coma but in fact you were just in the shower. | |||
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"Is it me or has someone spiked my drink? It's you. They thought you were in a coma but in fact you were just in the shower. " have they cum round? | |||
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"grandad is that you? I was Granma but I've had the op as well uncle dale and aunty emma told me you'd both croaked it if your both live and kicking youve missed 10 birthdays and xmas's.. im owed presents son now sit down and listen up - I will say this only once (for the fiftieth time) its Uncle Emma and Aunty Dale " sorry dad... this whole top pair of bollocks gets confusing. i was crap at biology. Must have got my stupid gene from 'mum' (whichever bike it was at the time) | |||
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"grandad is that you? I was Granma but I've had the op as well uncle dale and aunty emma told me you'd both croaked it if your both live and kicking youve missed 10 birthdays and xmas's.. im owed presents son now sit down and listen up - I will say this only once (for the fiftieth time) its Uncle Emma and Aunty Dale sorry dad... this whole top pair of bollocks gets confusing. i was crap at biology. Must have got my stupid gene from 'mum' (whichever bike it was at the time) " its ok I have the same problem understand completely | |||
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"kin hell the CSA have just messaged me " no no no there are no couple sex alignments allowed have told u before u can't have tits and bollox all the time | |||
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"kin hell the CSA have just messaged me " did they say congratulations.. you are due a refund ??? | |||
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"Confused ! I know it's great isn't it " Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well | |||
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"Confused ! I know it's great isn't it Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well " Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace | |||
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"kin hell the CSA have just messaged me did they say congratulations.. you are due a refund ??? " They want DNA samples, that could feck it all up | |||
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"So is this where someone says "squeal piggy squeal"? " I've told u as well Great Aunty Gwendoline is not a pig - she can't help snorting | |||
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"kin hell the CSA have just messaged me did they say congratulations.. you are due a refund ??? They want DNA samples, that could feck it all up " Nah we just pull the Sheik I.T erund ploy they wont twig | |||
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"Confused ! I know it's great isn't it Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace " I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me | |||
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"kin hell the CSA have just messaged me did they say congratulations.. you are due a refund ??? They want DNA samples, that could feck it all up Nah we just pull the Sheik I.T erund ploy they wont twig " Wicked Weasel look very familiar ??? | |||
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"Confused ! I know it's great isn't it Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me " you've been in there long enough you might need some new clothes | |||
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"Confused ! I know it's great isn't it Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me " OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares | |||
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"Confused ! I know it's great isn't it Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares " It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh | |||
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"Confused ! I know it's great isn't it Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh " wot did sssssh do............ do tell | |||
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"Confused ! I know it's great isn't it Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh wot did sssssh do............ do tell " Kebabed her lips apparently | |||
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"Confused ! I know it's great isn't it Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh wot did sssssh do............ do tell Kebabed her lips apparently " Nooo you daft buggers went from kebab to oh fook a kebab | |||
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"Confused ! I know it's great isn't it Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh wot did sssssh do............ do tell Kebabed her lips apparently Nooo you daft buggers went from kebab to oh fook a kebab " When in Rome | |||
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"Confused ! I know it's great isn't it Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh wot did sssssh do............ do tell Kebabed her lips apparently Nooo you daft buggers went from kebab to oh fook a kebab When in Rome " wear a toga | |||
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"Confused ! I know it's great isn't it Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh wot did sssssh do............ do tell Kebabed her lips apparently Nooo you daft buggers went from kebab to oh fook a kebab When in Rome wear a toga " Poke someone in the back | |||
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"Confused ! I know it's great isn't it Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh wot did sssssh do............ do tell Kebabed her lips apparently Nooo you daft buggers went from kebab to oh fook a kebab When in Rome wear a toga " Mine always falls down , I must stop using fitted sheets cos they don't fit | |||
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"Confused ! I know it's great isn't it Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh wot did sssssh do............ do tell Kebabed her lips apparently Nooo you daft buggers went from kebab to oh fook a kebab When in Rome wear a toga Mine always falls down , I must stop using fitted sheets cos they don't fit " although the elasticated bits are pretty good as a hat | |||
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"Confused ! I know it's great isn't it Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh wot did sssssh do............ do tell Kebabed her lips apparently Nooo you daft buggers went from kebab to oh fook a kebab When in Rome wear a toga Mine always falls down , I must stop using fitted sheets cos they don't fit although the elasticated bits are pretty good as a hat " or a Thong | |||
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"WOW thats one big thong ......... lol " or a catapult | |||
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"WOW thats one big thong ......... lol or a catapult " ure pulting the cat AGAIN !!!!!! | |||
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"WOW thats one big thong ......... lol or a catapult " I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum ah sod it I knew sitting in that closet for so long had made things spread | |||
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"WOW thats one big thong ......... lol or a catapult I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum ah sod it I knew sitting in that closet for so long had made things spread " Want to mention the run up | |||
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"WOW thats one big thong ......... lol or a catapult I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum ah sod it I knew sitting in that closet for so long had made things spread Want to mention the run up " Leave Uncle Horace alone and be nice !!!! | |||
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"I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum" You've got a massive arse woman | |||
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"WOW thats one big thong ......... lol or a catapult I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum ah sod it I knew sitting in that closet for so long had made things spread Want to mention the run up " Noooo | |||
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"I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum You've got a massive arse woman " Do you mind this is a family thread | |||
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"WOW thats one big thong ......... lol or a catapult I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum ah sod it I knew sitting in that closet for so long had made things spread Want to mention the run up Leave Uncle Horace alone and be nice !!!!" Thanks aunty I mean grandad or is it mum | |||
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"WOW thats one big thong ......... lol or a catapult I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum ah sod it I knew sitting in that closet for so long had made things spread Want to mention the run up Leave Uncle Horace alone and be nice !!!! Thanks aunty I mean grandad or is it mum " I can't remember who I am now lol | |||
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"I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum You've got a massive arse woman " I'm just glad that's all you said and didn't mention the spots | |||
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"I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum You've got a massive arse woman I'm just glad that's all you said and didn't mention the spots " shhhhh we agreed they wouldnt be spoken about after Granny Hilda did wot she did - and we all know wot happened to her .......... | |||
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"I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum You've got a massive arse woman Do you mind this is a family thread " I don't mind at all. Moody is the leper cousin we used to lock in the shed for 364 days of the year. We only used to bring her out on Christmas day to shove the onion up the birds arse.... | |||
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"I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum You've got a massive arse woman I'm just glad that's all you said and didn't mention the spots shhhhh we agreed they wouldnt be spoken about after Granny Hilda did wot she did - and we all know wot happened to her .......... " Poor Hilda, looks well buried in the gardem with my bike parked in her cheeks though, carrots have come on a treat as well | |||
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"I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum You've got a massive arse woman Do you mind this is a family thread I don't mind at all. Moody is the leper cousin we used to lock in the shed for 364 days of the year. We only used to bring her out on Christmas day to shove the onion up the birds arse...." How did u escape the asylum ??? last time I saw u ............ well I wont tell em in case it reminds u and u regress Dotty | |||
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"I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum You've got a massive arse woman Do you mind this is a family thread I don't mind at all. Moody is the leper cousin we used to lock in the shed for 364 days of the year. We only used to bring her out on Christmas day to shove the onion up the birds arse...." I remember you and moody well in the Christamas play, two munchkins with special helmets and blunt crayons | |||
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"I am not sure whether I'm male or female now anyone got an onion " I am grandad and not a bird ............ | |||
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"which family member is gonna tuck me into bed? " You feel safe enough | |||
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"which family member is gonna tuck me into bed? " mummy here nite nite (cant bloody remember who u are either ) lol xx | |||
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"which family member is gonna tuck me into bed? You feel safe enough " actually youve a point.. i'll take eeyore with me and put my bed socks on | |||
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"which family member is gonna tuck me into bed? You feel safe enough " good point - dont think I would shut me eyes with this lot of reprabates around lol | |||
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"which family member is gonna tuck me into bed? You feel safe enough actually youve a point.. i'll take eeyore with me and put my bed socks on " yep they will help no peeping under the bed now | |||
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"which family member is gonna tuck me into bed? You feel safe enough actually youve a point.. i'll take eeyore with me and put my bed socks on " Oh shit don't mention the Donkey while Mums around ! | |||
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"which family member is gonna tuck me into bed? You feel safe enough actually youve a point.. i'll take eeyore with me and put my bed socks on Oh shit don't mention the Donkey while Mums around ! " W O T D O N K E Y ?????? | |||
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"which family member is gonna tuck me into bed? You feel safe enough actually youve a point.. i'll take eeyore with me and put my bed socks on Oh shit don't mention the Donkey while Mums around ! W O T D O N K E Y ??????" Not the one you were jailed for, the other one | |||
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"which family member is gonna tuck me into bed? You feel safe enough actually youve a point.. i'll take eeyore with me and put my bed socks on Oh shit don't mention the Donkey while Mums around ! W O T D O N K E Y ?????? Not the one you were jailed for, the other one " Oh thats alright then phewwww u had me worried then | |||
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"and no one mention the sheep - as he wont like that either " The sheep are safe and sound tucked up in bed | |||
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"and no one mention the sheep - as he wont like that either The sheep are safe and sound tucked up in bed " no no no no your asbo states u r not allowed to bring livestock into the bedroom | |||
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"and no one mention the sheep - as he wont like that either The sheep are safe and sound tucked up in bed no no no no your asbo states u r not allowed to bring livestock into the bedroom " My bed is in the cellar remember | |||
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"and no one mention the sheep - as he wont like that either The sheep are safe and sound tucked up in bed no no no no your asbo states u r not allowed to bring livestock into the bedroom My bed is in the cellar remember " bed + room = bedroom very clear on asbo get them out !!!!!! | |||
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