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"You FAP " Me FAP, no. You FAP?  | |||
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"You FAP Me FAP, no. You FAP? "I'm living the FAP life Rex. (Just without any P)  | |||
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"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content " You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now  | |||
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"You FAP Me FAP, no. You FAP?
I'm living the FAP life Rex.
(Just without any P) "It’s pointless me having my P lately. It doesn’t get used | |||
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"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now "Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it Ooo god this post | |||
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"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now
Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it
Ooo god this post "I was talking about the leg hole of your knickers  | |||
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"I'll stick with the one I have" What? You wouldn’t like to upgrade? | |||
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"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now
Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it
Ooo god this post
I was talking about the leg hole of your knickers "Opps I thought you meant something else  my bad emmm I am tight | |||
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"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now
Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it
Ooo god this post
I was talking about the leg hole of your knickers
Opps I thought you meant something else my bad emmm I am tight "Too late now, we’ve all seen it | |||
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"I'll stick with the one I have What? You wouldn’t like to upgrade? "I'm well trained with the one I have, changing would be a hindrance I think | |||
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"I definitely need a good shagging." That’s the spirit  | |||
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"I'll stick with the one I have What? You wouldn’t like to upgrade?
I'm well trained with the one I have, changing would be a hindrance I think " | |||
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"Me....... doesn't look like I'll be getting any anytime soon though! "It’s your birthday as well. You need a birthday penis to cheer you up | |||
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"Meeeee please. I'm woefully underpenised these days "Underpenised! This really made me giggle | |||
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"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now
Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it
Ooo god this post
I was talking about the leg hole of your knickers
Opps I thought you meant something else my bad emmm I am tight
Too late now, we’ve all seen it "Emmm well at least you know you can bang me as hard as you like and I not going to go ooo that’s to much stop | |||
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 too tired to move though so can I just have one coptering around for my amusement?!?! | |||
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"Meeeee please. I'm woefully underpenised these days "Have you been a good girl this year? Father C may grant your wish | |||
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"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now
Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it
Ooo god this post
I was talking about the leg hole of your knickers
Opps I thought you meant something else my bad emmm I am tight
Too late now, we’ve all seen it
Emmm well at least you know you can bang me as hard as you like and I not going to go ooo that’s to much stop "Can I just use a table leg instead? | |||
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"Innnnnnnnnn too tired to move though so can I just have one coptering around for my amusement?!?! "I’ll make sure the big man himself empties his sack for you……………………. all over yer tits | |||
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"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now
Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it
Ooo god this post
I was talking about the leg hole of your knickers
Opps I thought you meant something else my bad emmm I am tight
Too late now, we’ve all seen it
Emmm well at least you know you can bang me as hard as you like and I not going to go ooo that’s to much stop
Can I just use a table leg instead? "I don’t think it will fit don’t believe everything you see he he | |||
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"Does it come attached to a lovely chap? " If that’s what you’ve wrote on your letter then yes | |||
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"Does it come attached to a lovely chap? If that’s what you’ve wrote on your letter then yes "Jolly good  | |||
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"Why? Is there a penis market happening? "Yes, it’s like those German ones with a selection of cock for you to try before you buy | |||
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"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now
Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it
Ooo god this post
I was talking about the leg hole of your knickers
Opps I thought you meant something else my bad emmm I am tight
Too late now, we’ve all seen it
Emmm well at least you know you can bang me as hard as you like and I not going to go ooo that’s to much stop
Can I just use a table leg instead?
I don’t think it will fit don’t believe everything you see he he "I can never go to oakfurnitureland again and look at those tables the same way | |||
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"I really really really REALLY want it tonight. You'd have thought last night was more than enough but you'd be so wrong. Mr is working tonight too so I've got to wait until early morning for anything "I’m on my way | |||
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"I've only 2 more sleeps to go until I get mine "You get a penis in 2 days? Did you get it on Prime? | |||
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"Why? Is there a penis market happening?
Yes, it’s like those German ones with a selection of cock for you to try before you buy "Will there be mulled wine too?  to kill the after taste | |||
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"Why? Is there a penis market happening?
Yes, it’s like those German ones with a selection of cock for you to try before you buy
Will there be mulled wine too? to kill the after taste "It depends, are you a swallower? | |||
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"Me....... doesn't look like I'll be getting any anytime soon though!
It’s your birthday as well. You need a birthday penis to cheer you up "Try telling that to the men who own them!! | |||
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"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now
Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it
Ooo god this post
I was talking about the leg hole of your knickers
Opps I thought you meant something else my bad emmm I am tight
Too late now, we’ve all seen it
Emmm well at least you know you can bang me as hard as you like and I not going to go ooo that’s to much stop
Can I just use a table leg instead?
I don’t think it will fit don’t believe everything you see he he
I can never go to oakfurnitureland again and look at those tables the same way "Ha ha | |||
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"Why? Is there a penis market happening?
Yes, it’s like those German ones with a selection of cock for you to try before you buy
Will there be mulled wine too? to kill the after taste
It depends, are you a swallower? "I can't answer that . My mouth is full and it would be rude | |||
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"Me....... doesn't look like I'll be getting any anytime soon though!
It’s your birthday as well. You need a birthday penis to cheer you up
Try telling that to the men who own them!! "GUYS. DREAMY NEEDS COCK, IT’S HER BIRTHDAY 
Will that do? | |||
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"Why? Is there a penis market happening?
Yes, it’s like those German ones with a selection of cock for you to try before you buy
Will there be mulled wine too? to kill the after taste
It depends, are you a swallower?
I can't answer that . My mouth is full and it would be rude "That is a good answer | |||
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"Innnnnnnnnn too tired to move though so can I just have one coptering around for my amusement?!?!
I’ll make sure the big man himself empties his sack for you……………………. all over yer tits "You’re all heart | |||
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"Does it come attached to a lovely chap? " This made me think of a vacuum cleaner. Do you have an attachment for the hard to reach areas? Or a special bit for when you're on the stairs? | |||
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"Im in to lend mine out. Have you been double jabbed?" Double jabbed and flu jabbed, full of little pricks. | |||
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"Innnnnnnnnn too tired to move though so can I just have one coptering around for my amusement?!?!
I’ll make sure the big man himself empties his sack for you……………………. all over yer tits
You’re all heart "It’s the season for giving | |||
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"No thanks OP, washing my hair tonight " Mines shrunk cause it’s gone keld | |||
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"No thanks OP, washing my hair tonight Mines shrunk cause it’s gone keld "Shall I cup it for you, Sir? | |||
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"No thanks OP, washing my hair tonight Mines shrunk cause it’s gone keld "You’ve been keld a very long time then | |||
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"No thanks OP, washing my hair tonight Mines shrunk cause it’s gone keld
Shall I cup it for you, Sir?"With your vagina, yes. | |||
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"Meeeee please. I'm woefully underpenised these days "Well you can put your mouth under my penis any day
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"No thanks OP, washing my hair tonight Mines shrunk cause it’s gone keld
Shall I cup it for you, Sir?
With your vagina, yes. "I shall warm her up immediately | |||
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"I'm so in. I really fancy penis. Only have to wait until tomorrow. I'm gonna slide all over that penis. Ugg. " You've put the mockers on it now. Every time I mention I'm going to be having sex he doesn't turn up, because work calls. | |||
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"Do you come with the penis, Rex? Could be a dealbreaker "My penis cums yes | |||
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"All you lot saying ‘I’ll have to wait for tomorrow’ I hope your fannys heel up "Mine will be smoking by the time he's finished with me | |||
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"All you lot saying ‘I’ll have to wait for tomorrow’ I hope your fannys heel up
Mine will be smoking by the time he's finished with me "Is he a sex machine?  | |||
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