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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fancies a penis?

Say you’re in and who knows, Christmas may cum early for you

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You FAP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You FAP "

Me FAP, no. You FAP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You FAP

Me FAP, no. You FAP?

I'm living the FAP life Rex.

(Just without any P)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content "

You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You FAP

Me FAP, no. You FAP?

I'm living the FAP life Rex.

(Just without any P)

It’s pointless me having my P lately. It doesn’t get used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content

You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now

Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it

Ooo god this post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content

You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now

Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it

Ooo god this post "

I was talking about the leg hole of your knickers

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'll stick with the one I have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll stick with the one I have"

What? You wouldn’t like to upgrade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content

You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now

Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it

Ooo god this post

I was talking about the leg hole of your knickers

Opps I thought you meant something else

my bad emmm I am tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely need a good shagging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content

You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now

Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it

Ooo god this post

I was talking about the leg hole of your knickers

Opps I thought you meant something else

my bad emmm I am tight

Too late now, we’ve all seen it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'll stick with the one I have

What? You wouldn’t like to upgrade?

I'm well trained with the one I have, changing would be a hindrance I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I definitely need a good shagging."

That’s the spirit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll stick with the one I have

What? You wouldn’t like to upgrade?

I'm well trained with the one I have, changing would be a hindrance I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me....... doesn't look like I'll be getting any anytime soon though!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Meeeee please. I'm woefully underpenised these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me....... doesn't look like I'll be getting any anytime soon though!

It’s your birthday as well. You need a birthday penis to cheer you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeeee please. I'm woefully underpenised these days

Underpenised! This really made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content

You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now

Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it

Ooo god this post

I was talking about the leg hole of your knickers

Opps I thought you meant something else

my bad emmm I am tight

Too late now, we’ve all seen it

Emmm well at least you know you can bang me as hard as you like and I not going to go ooo that’s to much stop

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Innnnnnnnnn

too tired to move though so can I just have one coptering around for my amusement?!?!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Does it come attached to a lovely chap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why? Is there a penis market happening?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meeeee please. I'm woefully underpenised these days

Have you been a good girl this year? Father C may grant your wish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content

You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now

Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it

Ooo god this post

I was talking about the leg hole of your knickers

Opps I thought you meant something else

my bad emmm I am tight

Too late now, we’ve all seen it

Emmm well at least you know you can bang me as hard as you like and I not going to go ooo that’s to much stop

Can I just use a table leg instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Innnnnnnnnn

too tired to move though so can I just have one coptering around for my amusement?!?! "

I’ll make sure the big man himself empties his sack for you……………………. all over yer tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content

You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now

Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it

Ooo god this post

I was talking about the leg hole of your knickers

Opps I thought you meant something else

my bad emmm I am tight

Too late now, we’ve all seen it

Emmm well at least you know you can bang me as hard as you like and I not going to go ooo that’s to much stop

Can I just use a table leg instead?

I don’t think it will fit

don’t believe everything you see he he

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it come attached to a lovely chap? "

If that’s what you’ve wrote on your letter then yes

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Does it come attached to a lovely chap?

If that’s what you’ve wrote on your letter then yes

Jolly good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really really really REALLY want it tonight. You'd have thought last night was more than enough but you'd be so wrong. Mr is working tonight too so I've got to wait until early morning for anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why? Is there a penis market happening?

Yes, it’s like those German ones with a selection of cock for you to try before you buy

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I've only 2 more sleeps to go until I get mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content

You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now

Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it

Ooo god this post

I was talking about the leg hole of your knickers

Opps I thought you meant something else

my bad emmm I am tight

Too late now, we’ve all seen it

Emmm well at least you know you can bang me as hard as you like and I not going to go ooo that’s to much stop

Can I just use a table leg instead?

I don’t think it will fit

don’t believe everything you see he he "

I can never go to oakfurnitureland again and look at those tables the same way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really really really REALLY want it tonight. You'd have thought last night was more than enough but you'd be so wrong. Mr is working tonight too so I've got to wait until early morning for anything

I’m on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've only 2 more sleeps to go until I get mine

You get a penis in 2 days? Did you get it on Prime?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why? Is there a penis market happening?

Yes, it’s like those German ones with a selection of cock for you to try before you buy

Will there be mulled wine too?

to kill the after taste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why? Is there a penis market happening?

Yes, it’s like those German ones with a selection of cock for you to try before you buy

Will there be mulled wine too?

to kill the after taste

It depends, are you a swallower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me....... doesn't look like I'll be getting any anytime soon though!

It’s your birthday as well. You need a birthday penis to cheer you up

Try telling that to the men who own them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok knickers dropped on you go bang away till your heart is content

You’ve dropped them on my head and I can’t find the hole now

Well that’s a first as it’s like the grand canyon how can you miss it normally can’t touch the sides is the problem not finding it

Ooo god this post

I was talking about the leg hole of your knickers

Opps I thought you meant something else

my bad emmm I am tight

Too late now, we’ve all seen it

Emmm well at least you know you can bang me as hard as you like and I not going to go ooo that’s to much stop

Can I just use a table leg instead?

I don’t think it will fit

don’t believe everything you see he he

I can never go to oakfurnitureland again and look at those tables the same way

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why? Is there a penis market happening?

Yes, it’s like those German ones with a selection of cock for you to try before you buy

Will there be mulled wine too?

to kill the after taste

It depends, are you a swallower?

I can't answer that . My mouth is full and it would be rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me....... doesn't look like I'll be getting any anytime soon though!

It’s your birthday as well. You need a birthday penis to cheer you up

Try telling that to the men who own them!!

GUYS. DREAMY NEEDS COCK, IT’S HER BIRTHDAY

Will that do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why? Is there a penis market happening?

Yes, it’s like those German ones with a selection of cock for you to try before you buy

Will there be mulled wine too?

to kill the after taste

It depends, are you a swallower?

I can't answer that . My mouth is full and it would be rude

That is a good answer

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Innnnnnnnnn

too tired to move though so can I just have one coptering around for my amusement?!?!

I’ll make sure the big man himself empties his sack for you……………………. all over yer tits

You’re all heart

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Does it come attached to a lovely chap? "

This made me think of a vacuum cleaner. Do you have an attachment for the hard to reach areas? Or a special bit for when you're on the stairs?

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Mine can be sent out on loan for those who are in need. No charge. All I ask is that it's sent back promptly and in reasonable condition!

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Nr Newbury

Im in to lend mine out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in to lend mine out."

Have you been double jabbed?

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Nr Newbury

"Im in to lend mine out.

Have you been double jabbed?"

Double jabbed and flu jabbed, full of little pricks.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

I had mine this afternoon

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

No thanks OP, washing my hair tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Innnnnnnnnn

too tired to move though so can I just have one coptering around for my amusement?!?!

I’ll make sure the big man himself empties his sack for you……………………. all over yer tits

You’re all heart

It’s the season for giving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thanks OP, washing my hair tonight "

Mines shrunk cause it’s gone keld

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I would say yes, but I'm getting one in the morning.

*but now I've told you it's not going to happen *

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"No thanks OP, washing my hair tonight

Mines shrunk cause it’s gone keld

Shall I cup it for you, Sir?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"No thanks OP, washing my hair tonight

Mines shrunk cause it’s gone keld

You’ve been keld a very long time then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thanks OP, washing my hair tonight

Mines shrunk cause it’s gone keld

Shall I cup it for you, Sir?"

With your vagina, yes.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Bembridge/Doncaster

"Meeeee please. I'm woefully underpenised these days

Well you can put your mouth under my penis any day

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'm so in.

I really fancy penis. Only have to wait until tomorrow. I'm gonna slide all over that penis. Ugg.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"No thanks OP, washing my hair tonight

Mines shrunk cause it’s gone keld

Shall I cup it for you, Sir?

With your vagina, yes.

I shall warm her up immediately

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm so in.

I really fancy penis. Only have to wait until tomorrow. I'm gonna slide all over that penis. Ugg. "

You've put the mockers on it now.

Every time I mention I'm going to be having sex he doesn't turn up, because work calls.

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By *MrandMrsRedxCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

I fancy the Mr’s penis tonight like always but he’s full of the evil covid so keeping my distance!

Mrs

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Do you come with the penis, Rex?

Could be a dealbreaker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you come with the penis, Rex?

Could be a dealbreaker

My penis cums yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All you lot saying ‘I’ll have to wait for tomorrow’ I hope your fannys heel up

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"All you lot saying ‘I’ll have to wait for tomorrow’ I hope your fannys heel up

Mine will be smoking by the time he's finished with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All you lot saying ‘I’ll have to wait for tomorrow’ I hope your fannys heel up

Mine will be smoking by the time he's finished with me

Is he a sex machine?

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