FabSwingers.com forum: Urban diction your name

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, I freaking LOVEEEE Urban Dictionary, it has been a life saver many times especially when it comes to new lingo. And the times I snorted cos it’s TOO FUNNY. Anyway , I found this thing out that you can check names and there’s a description of them.

So, urban diction your name and post the first thing that says about your name:

Here’s mine

KYLIE:

The most beautiful girl ever. She will always argue with people that say she's pretty, and is extremely stubborn. She has great taste in music and will always be self conscious about her weight, whether or not she should be. She's really smart, and freaking hilarious. She tends to fall for guys that are nowhere near good enough for her. She always keeps a smile on her face, even when she has every right to break down. But those her know her good enough will see that smile falter when she gets tired of putting up an act.

Kylie, just accept the fact that you're not fat and you're freaking gorgeous and stop arguing with me.

Fine... *few seconds later* But you're wrong.

I am dying but I can relate tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the greatest, sweetest, smartest, sexiest, and creative guys you will know. He will do whatever he can to make his girl happy. He is caring and very protective. A relationship with a Neil will be one that will last forever. Anyone that lets a Neil go will regret it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of the greatest, sweetest, smartest, sexiest, and creative guys you will know. He will do whatever he can to make his girl happy. He is caring and very protective. A relationship with a Neil will be one that will last forever. Anyone that lets a Neil go will regret it."

Will never let you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If someone doesn’t want to put their name. Just edit out the name with X or something

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Awesome, Fucking awesomest person the world, attractive, smart, loyal, best friend you can ever have, nice, friendly, funny, tech savy, every girl wants him, every guys wants to be him, the guy Chuck Norris won't fight, the guy Eminem won't rap the guy Barry Sanders won't race, gets what he wants, good musician, rich, damn sweet, best person to walk the Earth, legendary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natalie

Natalie Is a talented person who is absolutely gorgeous like how. She might sing and act but her best talent is stealing your heart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awesome, Fucking awesomest person the world, attractive, smart, loyal, best friend you can ever have, nice, friendly, funny, tech savy, every girl wants him, every guys wants to be him, the guy Chuck Norris won't fight, the guy Eminem won't rap the guy Barry Sanders won't race, gets what he wants, good musician, rich, damn sweet, best person to walk the Earth, legendary"

Some of these are hilarious!! Who writes these???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X is the sweetest, kindest, hottest, cutest, prettiest, most awesome, most amazing, most beautiful (both inside and out) girl that you'll ever meet. X is the living embodiment of the word "perfect". She doubts it , and thinks she's not, but she's extremely attractive and she's the kind of girl that all the guys want. X is the best girlfriend ever, and tells you the cutest things. She doesn't like crying, so don't ever hurt her feelings. She seems tough but is kind, sensitive, and caring. If X is your girlfriend, then lucky you!

Seems accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these are hilarious!! Who writes these???

I wrote mine

I love urban dictionary, there's practically no word that isn't an awful sexual euphemism somewhere in the world. There's probably a funny thread on "thing from Urban Dictionary you'd least like to do/have done.... " (Alaskan Pipeline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No point putting "X" in or leaving name out. If anyone Google's half of the description they get your name. Sorry to break it to you all!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

A biblical name. It means a plain land that is fruitful. People who have the name are simple, loving, silly people. She does not argue blindly. She loves when you give her facts while arguing with her. She can be stupid at times but I tell you it is to make people laugh. She is funny. She is generous. People love because she is always her self.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No point putting "X" in or leaving name out. If anyone Google's half of the description they get your name. Sorry to break it to you all!"

Hence why I did my fab name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No point putting "X" in or leaving name out. If anyone Google's half of the description they get your name. Sorry to break it to you all!"

Does anyone actually care?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennie

You're a cute, sexy, awesome, hardworking, beautiful(on the inside as well), ethereal, goddess, amazing, wonderful, angelic, badass, hot, confident, stylish and an independent woman,

or you aspire to be"

I recognise this person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No point putting "X" in or leaving name out. If anyone Google's half of the description they get your name. Sorry to break it to you all!

Does anyone actually care?

x "

If you put an X then you don't want people to know your name. Just informing people that putting an X next to the description can give away their name. Maybe they might even want a moderator to remove the thread so unscrupulous individuals can't look them up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aidan is a very cute guy that loves to joke around but is serious in a relationship. He can tell you a million jokes but never truly explain how much he loves you. He has a hard time expressing himself to the one he loves but knows how to start a fire in your heart without truly trying. He can be awkward at times but really knows how to turn things around. He’s a great kisser and loves to cuddle though he doesn’t seem like he would like that type of stuff. He’s truly caring and loves dogs. If you ask for something he’s always going to get it for you no matter what the price is or how difficult it is to get it. He won’t send many pictures of himself because he doesn’t find himself attractive which can be annoying but, he’s a true gentleman if you really get to know him and knows how to charm his way into your heart. That’s what an Aidan is.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"No point putting "X" in or leaving name out. If anyone Google's half of the description they get your name. Sorry to break it to you all!

Does anyone actually care?

I have more issues with birthday threads tbh as that can be far more useful to those doing OSINT than just a first name, which many are willing to give away during conversations.

But you are right that people should only share what they are happy to be in the public domain.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Heart of gold. He is extremely kind and always compassionate. Puts others first before himself, but still manages to have a thoughtful opinion and holds true to his beliefs. The best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. Beautiful eyes, great body, FANTASTIC hair, impeccably dressed. Extremely intelligent. Knows so much about the world and the people around him. Could talk to him for hours about nothing. Very mature for his age. He knows what he wants and how to get it. Someone you will always want to have by your side-- your life will change once you meet him.

I used my actual forename as Piscean Dream didn't show anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daniel is a friend who sticks by your side no matter what. Everybody, from kids, to people your own age, to grandparents love him. He himself is a total kid at heart and will have you rolling on the ground laughing with his antics. He's the leader of his friend group and throws parties like no other. While at first glance he's just the "best friend" kind of guy, the truth is he's amazingly romantic and just waiting for his princess. His strong build and gorgeous eyes added to his amazing personality make him the perfect catch. If you ever meet him - you'll know. And if you're the lucky girl he chooses- don't be stupid because he will love you like you've never been loved before. He won't walk out of your life - but you better be smart enough to do the same. If you've met him, you know, and if you haven't you're missing out. Cause knowing him is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I freaking LOVEEEE Urban Dictionary, it has been a life saver many times especially when it comes to new lingo. And the times I snorted cos it’s TOO FUNNY. Anyway , I found this thing out that you can check names and there’s a description of them.

So, urban diction your name and post the first thing that says about your name:

Here’s mine

KYLIE:

Kylie, just accept the fact that you're not fat and you're freaking gorgeous and stop arguing with me.

Fine... *few seconds later* But you're wrong.

I am dying but I can relate tho

My real name is Kylie. So true for me too!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Won’t let me copy and paste but funnily enough the description for “Nora” was more spot on than my real name

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"The sweetest girl you will ever meet. V is very loyal to her friends and will support you and encourage you and can make you smile no matter what. If you meet V, make sure to keep in touch because she is someone you don't want to lose.

V is amazing."

I love this!

And I do like to keep in touch with folk

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Apparently, I'm a young man with exceptional abilities and talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checked my boy name:

"Boring and socially awkward. Bit of a Twat really. Likely to invent an imaginary friend in an effort to be popular."

Wow. Its uncanny

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My real name says I'm beautiful with the most gorgeous eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smart, beautiful, funny, kind, and talented girl who is an amazing friend and person. X struggles with confidence, and puts up with more than an average person, but everyone else can see how amazing she is.

She'll catch your eyes with hers, as they change from dark brown to black match her mood. Something just feels right about her straight hair that matches her eyes, and her heart of gold. She is a true beauty, though she never realizes it and dislikes her appearance.

She makes for the most amazing friend you can find, and will never leave your side. She loves her friends with a passion but is sometimes afraid no one feels the same about her. She does her best to push you out of your comfort zone while also respecting anything you really don't want to do. X is one of the funniest people you'll meet and never fails to give you a laugh when you need it the most, or attempt an encouraging speech in her own, sometimes weird way to boost your confidence. She loves with so much of herself, that makes her get easily attached, trust too fast and overall hurt.

She has a very creative mind and loves writing, drawing, photographing the world, and expressing herself in as many ways as possible. She is smart, observant, and anything she sets her mind to gets done.

If you ever meet her, you do NOT want to lose her because she is the best thing that will happen to you.

Bloody spot on!

jokes aside there are a few truths in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jay (even though its not my real name) - A guy with great talents and massive personalities. He strives for the best even though he might fail. A conqueror.

Awh hell yeah thats me to a T! *starts smirking and flexing*

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

flaxen

An old-fashioned English way of saying "blonde". As flax possesses golden fibers, this term was inevitably used for a person with fair hair.

Her flaxen tresses falling from her kerchief, the farm girl ventured through the snow to the barn to milk the cows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"flaxen

An old-fashioned English way of saying "blonde". As flax possesses golden fibers, this term was inevitably used for a person with fair hair.

Her flaxen tresses falling from her kerchief, the farm girl ventured through the snow to the barn to milk the farm boys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jay (even though its not my real name) - A guy with great talents and massive personalities. He strives for the best even though he might fail. A conqueror.

Awh hell yeah thats me to a T! *starts smirking and flexing*

Oh damn theres more to these?

"Really funny but a bit immature. He doesn't have many friends but is loyal to them. He is a bit of a troublemaker. Though he is a good person inside.

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. He's beautiful in every way possible. He can make you smile, even when you're both upset. He has the most caring heart despite being through so much pain. He's sensitive though so if you're lucky enough to ever be with him, treat him as well as possible."

Well the secret is out now ladies, dont miss out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Pablo Diablo is a tanned mexican with a huge fucking mustache and all he wants to do is blow shit up while screaming. "Oh my fucking god its PABLO DIABLO!"

A: Who is this man?

B: Its Pablo...

Pablo: PABLO DIABLO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bella's are beautiful although they try to deny it, even their name means beautiful in Italian. Bella's are very shy when you first meet them but once they feel comfortable with you they will become a totally different person outgoing and daring. She knows your deal right when she looks at you although she won't say it she knows when she's being lied to. Bella's can be quite secretive but that gives her this unique mysterious aditude that keeps you interested. But if Bella knows she can trust you she will be an open book. Bellas are bery weird and unique they dont fall for guys easily at all,Bellas have high standards. Bellas are usually the most mature one of a kind girl out of their friends. Bellas are very artistic and love drawing. Bellas also love to write and are excelent singers. over all Bella's are beautiful on the inside out they are very down to earth and caring girls.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

X is Smart, Witty, usually referred to as stunning with the ability to slay an entire room when she wants too. Motivator, Positive thinker. Will cut you out of her life if you become toxic but it will take a lot out of her to do so. Dedicated and tireless. Genuine love for others, at times to a fault.

Interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bella's are beautiful although they try to deny it, even their name means beautiful in Italian. Bella's are very shy when you first meet them but once they feel comfortable with you they will become a totally different person outgoing and daring. She knows your deal right when she looks at you although she won't say it she knows when she's being lied to. Bella's can be quite secretive but that gives her this unique mysterious aditude that keeps you interested. But if Bella knows she can trust you she will be an open book. Bellas are bery weird and unique they dont fall for guys easily at all,Bellas have high standards. Bellas are usually the most mature one of a kind girl out of their friends. Bellas are very artistic and love drawing. Bellas also love to write and are excelent singers. over all Bella's are beautiful on the inside out they are very down to earth and caring girls."

I used to watch very informative films starring a lady called Belladonna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often with a cracking pair of norks too.

Apparently

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

A cheeky chap with a penchant for old ladies. A charasmatic and charming gentleman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X is a beautiful girl with excellent taste in music. This girl is very courageous and bold and not afraid to stand out in any way. She is an amazing friend, and is honest and a genuinely smart, caring, and kind person.

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Nik is one who would be described as utterly amazing in every way. a person who will make you feel like you're worth a million bucks just by taking you to McDonalds or a book store. Nik is as chill as a cucumber, dependable, & never runs out of things to talk about. he knows countless beaches that most people don't even know of & is the best guy you will ever meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Pablo Diablo is a tanned mexican with a huge fucking mustache and all he wants to do is blow shit up while screaming. "Oh my fucking god its PABLO DIABLO!"

A: Who is this man?

B: Its Pablo...

Pablo: PABLO DIABLO!

Sounds just like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"flaxen

An old-fashioned English way of saying "blonde". As flax possesses golden fibers, this term was inevitably used for a person with fair hair.

Her flaxen tresses falling from her kerchief, the farm girl ventured through the snow to the barn to milk the cows.

I’m kinda howling at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George is the best person imaginable. His best match starts with H, K, & S and end with L, N, and A. He will first become your friend and then your best friend and then you will fall in love with him. You get so close to being together and then you will push him away because you don't want to ruin the incredible friendship you share, but then one day it will hit you that you're actually in love with him and you cant survive another day in your life without him. Once going out with a George you will never have an unhappy day if it's spent with or talking to him. He will treat you like a princess and will make you feel so comfortable and amazing that you become dependant on him and you miss him every second you're not with him. You will make plans for the future and spend days laughing hysterically together, being completely in love with each other. If you have yourself a George make sure to keep them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frogs ?

“ A Steven is one of a kind. If you ever go out with a Steven, you will always feel like you rule the world...like a princess. Never will they ever do anything to hurt you. Stevens always have huge muscles, cute bellybuttons, and a forehead...that only his girlfriend will admire(: This guy will treat you right with respect and kindness. He will never get out of your mind...no matter what. If your in a bad mood he will always find his way to cheer you up somehow. Whenever your around a Steven you will always get butterflies in your stomach, and not be able to stop smiling. Stevens are extremely funny, smart, sexy, trustworthy, honest, and loyal. If you ever have a chance to date a Steven take it. You will have the time of your life with this guy, hands down. He's always looking into having a good time with you. You will fall for his funny jokes and cuteness within a heart beat. He usually gets called stevie by his girlfriend3 They tend toave an obsession over frogs(: which is very cute! be prepared you will fall for his dreamy brown eyes, cute sence of humor, and personality. “

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

SUITED AND BOOTED :-

All dressed up, most likely in a purple suit, purple shoes, purple hat, big shades, rolly bling, bling teeth, and cane.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SUITED AND BOOTED :-

All dressed up, most likely in a purple suit, purple shoes, purple hat, big shades, rolly bling, bling teeth, and cane.

!!!! Seems well fitting

I can see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Well I did both and not sure how fitting they are or how true.

Little Red refers to an Chinese mans penis. Little because Asian men are known to have small cocks, and red in reference to red china.

An SJ is the actually correct name for what is commonly referred to as a blowjob, or BJ. The SJ, or suckjob, describes what is actually happening. SJ is not to be confused with S.J., which stands for Society of Jesus. Though, to be fair, both do promote good in the world.

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"SUITED AND BOOTED :-

All dressed up, most likely in a purple suit, purple shoes, purple hat, big shades, rolly bling, bling teeth, and cane.

!!!! Seems well fitting

I can see it

Oh thanks

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unsurprisingly, my current, shit name isn't there so:

M.I.A

Mia is a sweet loving girl who everyone wants to be! She is the type of girl who is very pretty and has beautiful eyes and the one who everyone loves. Mia is very supportive about you no matter what she will always be there for you through thick and thin. Mia is a crazy girl but she is also funny even if your sad she would always put a smile on your face. Sometimes she can also be dirty minded but she is still the sweetest girl. If you ever have a Mia in your life your blessed because she is going to be the best friend you’ve ever had so don’t lose her.

Girl 1: omg mia is so pretty and so nice I wish I could be like her

Girl 2: me too like look at her she’s perfect like how is she so sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha I’m loving these

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