FabSwingers.com forum: FART BUKKAKE

By *outhyorkshireFun OP Man
over a year ago

Southyorkshire

Would you attend one?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

WHAT?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Don’t think I can do fab anymore today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Don’t think I can do fab anymore today

I've literally just logged on first time since last night.

Already regretting my decision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me sorry each to they own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What in the holy Hell is a fart bukkaki??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A baked bean diet for a week before attendance..and a reduced fluid intake too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A baked bean diet for a week before attendance..and a reduced fluid intake too."
Smells like shit to me?

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over a year ago

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By *outhyorkshireFun OP Man
over a year ago

Southyorkshire

Build up to it requires lots of egg and baked bean meals ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Build up to it requires lots of egg and baked bean meals ??"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Errrr in what position?

No to both!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"Would you attend one?"

Op, is that a thing????

I really dunno if I want to whack that in me search engine.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta be slightly better than a shart bukkake

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

No, I'm going shopping.

I'll wait till I'm bored.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really tried so hard not to click on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta be slightly better than a shart bukkake "

Probably what happens with a shy performer who just can't get that wind out

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

This made me lol!

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

God that sounds awful

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"Don’t think I can do fab anymore today

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Wow this is a new one

I'll definitely pass on that

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Oh Op, what are you gonna do for uour next thread?

Lighting farts? Burning your trousers? What colour does yours go? Really?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy on the Guinness..

That's minging mate .

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By *outhyorkshireFun OP Man
over a year ago

Southyorkshire

Watch out for the freckles

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Holy Fucking Moly Batman! Someone has asked this.... Search in your search engine (where else???), for:-

"How to light a fart on fire and not burn down the house or singe the pets"

I don't belieeeeeeve it!???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me… what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck is going on today? Why is everyone just gross? Have I missed the latest memo???

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"What the fuck is going on today? Why is everyone just gross? Have I missed the latest memo??? "

I thought this would be right up your street

Did you get a oddie yet?

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By *ewbie_1Man
over a year ago

here

Everyday we stray further away from God.

I get people are into weird stuff and to each their own but sometimes you just have to say wtf

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"What the fuck is going on today? Why is everyone just gross? Have I missed the latest memo???

I thought this would be right up your street

Did you get a oddie yet?

It’s an oodie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sick......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you sneeze into your coco pops?

Nah mate, Fart Bukkake party..

Ah nice one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have just cum

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"What the fuck is going on today? Why is everyone just gross? Have I missed the latest memo???

I thought this would be right up your street

Did you get a oddie yet?

It’s an oodie!"

Shhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is going on today? Why is everyone just gross? Have I missed the latest memo???

I thought this would be right up your street

Did you get a oddie yet?

Errrr …Staaaap

I’ll get one if they make a Fendi logo version

Thankfully I see you haven’t YET decided to mix the horrid with the horrendous (oddie+crocs)

But somehow I feel like this is just a momentary moment of bliss

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"What the fuck is going on today? Why is everyone just gross? Have I missed the latest memo???

I thought this would be right up your street

Did you get a oddie yet?

Errrr …Staaaap

I’ll get one if they make a Fendi logo version

Thankfully I see you haven’t YET decided to mix the horrid with the horrendous (oddie+crocs)

But somehow I feel like this is just a momentary moment of bliss

I'm going to wear a santa hat as well, it's coming this December

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is going on today? Why is everyone just gross? Have I missed the latest memo???

I thought this would be right up your street

Did you get a oddie yet?

Errrr …Staaaap

I’ll get one if they make a Fendi logo version

Thankfully I see you haven’t YET decided to mix the horrid with the horrendous (oddie+crocs)

But somehow I feel like this is just a momentary moment of bliss

I'm going to wear a santa hat as well, it's coming this December

Mismatch the colours and ur gonna look a hot mess

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Only way im gonna be there if theres a musical element to it

Like …

My fart will go on - Titanic

Call me when its organised!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only way im gonna be there if theres a musical element to it

Like …

My fart will go on - Titanic

Call me when its organised!!

What about Burning Fart by Survivor?

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

My pre-emptive cock blocking just keeps on giving . . . .

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"What the fuck is going on today? Why is everyone just gross? Have I missed the latest memo???

I thought this would be right up your street

Did you get a oddie yet?

Errrr …Staaaap

I’ll get one if they make a Fendi logo version

Thankfully I see you haven’t YET decided to mix the horrid with the horrendous (oddie+crocs)

But somehow I feel like this is just a momentary moment of bliss

I'm going to wear a santa hat as well, it's coming this December

Mismatch the colours and ur gonna look a hot mess

I'll make sure there's no clashing, I'd don't want to look stupid

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

"Only way im gonna be there if theres a musical element to it

Like …

My fart will go on - Titanic

Call me when its organised!!

What about Burning Fart by Survivor?"

Straight in at Number 2? Probably means you’re disqualified!!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The Fart that keeps on giving......

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Well reading some of today's posts regarding farts and snot is, that I think it's reassuring me of my own sanity, because if some of the people writing them are normal, then I don't want to be normal.

About the only thing that I can say is 100% positive about being single is that you don't have to get up in the middle of the night to let out a rip rap roarer, and arsehole tearer, but given the choice, if I had a gorgeous woman lying along side me, I think that I'd be more than happy to head for the en suite to have a blast if the need arose.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

"Well reading some of today's posts regarding farts and snot is, that I think it's reassuring me of my own sanity, because if some of the people writing them are normal, then I don't want to be normal.

Nonsense!! Girls love it when you fart and pull the covers over them - always makes them laugh - only thing they enjoy more is being punched in the arm and called ‘mate!’ - for the record I’m single…., Ladieees!!

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By *outhyorkshireFun OP Man
over a year ago

Southyorkshire

Mate if she is already in bed with you the deed is done!

Do the fart and you know if she is a keeper??

Lol

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Fart Bukkake…

What happens if someone follows through?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually laughed out loud reading this.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

So much kink shaming from so many enlightened people!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

For reasons of heath & safety the entire venue will be no smoking - this includes vapes, turning lights on and off, and any electrical items that may cause a spark… or nylon jumpers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew, glad I found this before I stumbled into the snot thread!...

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol

This can’t honestly be a thing?!

Is it the reek, or the accompanying fanfare that gets people off? Perhaps it’s both. Either way, I’m out.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Would you attend one?"

Yes

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Working in engineering, i've walked in to a few excessively fragrant workshops and thats more than close enough for me, thanks

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"What the fuck is going on today? Why is everyone just gross? Have I missed the latest memo??? "

Some men have female fart fetishism

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By *tefe-MartyCouple
over a year ago

Cambs

I like to think I'm open minded

But just what the fuck

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I suppose that as you pull the covers over them, you could tell them that this is you just, "arsing about."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf is a fart bukkake?

I have a feeling id be very good at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you even say something like this know matter think it!!! Seriously some people!!

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

I'm guessing after multiple guys have made their deposit she farts the come out?

Each to thier own but it's not my cup of tea, no thank you.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I'm guessing after multiple guys have made their deposit she farts the come out?

Each to thier own but it's not my cup of tea, no thank you."

Isn’t that feltching?

I’m going to have to google it. My mind has gone into overdrive and I can’t not google it

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Ok I googled it.

When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.

That’s not as bad as I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you drop an absolute doozy and shove his/her head under the duvet to ‘chew on that’ for a bit?

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"When you drop an absolute doozy and shove his/her head under the duvet to ‘chew on that’ for a bit?

That's called a Dutch oven

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ok I googled it.

When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.

That’s not as bad as I thought

Basically sending methane molecules or as I call them "poo particles" into someone's nasal cavity.... or throat if its particularly potent

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I thought it was when one person sits in the middle and all those around them press their arses to and fart on their face….?

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Omg….Speechless….let’s hope nobody gets hit by a miss fired pellet

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Ok I googled it.

When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.

That’s not as bad as I thought

Well you say that, this is a genuine review for an 'Airzooka'- a sort of sound cannon that a couple of US military repurposed during R&R time

”I received one of these as a Christmas gift while deployed. Naturally, it only took a few minutes for two of my soldiers to attempt firing a fart through it. The key is to have the “gunner” cock and hold the weapon while the “loader” does his thing. It took nearly two full seconds for the blast to cross the tent, resulting in the Major suddenly flailing his arms and yelling “oh, gawed! I got it in my mouth!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I googled it.

When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.

That’s not as bad as I thought

Well you say that, this is a genuine review for an 'Airzooka'- a sort of sound cannon that a couple of US military repurposed during R&R time

OMG

I laughed too hard at that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I googled it.

When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.

That’s not as bad as I thought

It's all fun & games until the fart turns out to be a shart...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buparpee

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Ok I googled it.

When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.

That’s not as bad as I thought

Well you say that, this is a genuine review for an 'Airzooka'- a sort of sound cannon that a couple of US military repurposed during R&R time

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Maybe striking a match as you let rip, as that could, how you might say, shed further light on this subject.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Christ on a bike...I thought I'd heard it all!!

Not in a million years!!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I wonder who else is, "Going to get wind," of this thread, and "Draught" a reply.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ok I googled it.

When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.

That’s not as bad as I thought

Well you say that, this is a genuine review for an 'Airzooka'- a sort of sound cannon that a couple of US military repurposed during R&R time

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By *outhyorkshireFun OP Man
over a year ago

Southyorkshire

Lol

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By *ovespudsMan
over a year ago

Swindon

R E A L L Y ! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow... no words... yet again Fab has left me speechless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is still going? Must have been curry..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine the after taste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha although not quite as funny as the cock snot up your fart pipe thread! Only long standing regular forumites will remember that classic

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Gotta be slightly better than a shart bukkake

Probably what happens with a shy performer who just can't get that wind out"

OMGjust spat out my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you sneeze into your coco pops?

Nah mate, Fart Bukkake party..

Ah nice one.

That is hilarious!! The whole thread has had me in stitches!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I googled it.

When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.

That’s not as bad as I thought

Well you say that, this is a genuine review for an 'Airzooka'- a sort of sound cannon that a couple of US military repurposed during R&R time

Brilliant - I want an airzooka - thats going on my Christmas list

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