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Who can fart the loudest

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By *outhyorkshireFun OP   Man
over a year ago

Southyorkshire

Any awkward moments??

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Sharting myself in a friends car about 6 hours away from home after a 2 day bender at a rave

Everyone took it really well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora, she is like a hovercraft when it happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing them on laminate flooring when you have no knickers on and wrapping Xmas presents. Some of them travel up the back of your nightie.

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By *outhyorkshireFun OP   Man
over a year ago

Southyorkshire

Ha ha ha

Did you follow through?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in the middle of a year long fart war with a friend.

He has sussed out my manoeuvring even when I keep a straight face and beckon him closer for some important dialogue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in the middle of a year long fart war with a friend.

He has sussed out my manoeuvring even when I keep a straight face and beckon him closer for some important dialogue!"
We have tried the truce thing and it ain't working!

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By *outhyorkshireFun OP   Man
over a year ago

Southyorkshire

Simply wrap a piece of paper around a pencil, slide it off, and tape it into a straw. Now, using a pair of scissors, make two incisions at the one end so that there's a small flap of paper covering the opening. Then blow into either end and laugh. You can also make the fart deeper by shortening the length of the straw.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Love it when they come up through the front to give me a little tickle on the mini x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doing them on laminate flooring when you have no knickers on and wrapping Xmas presents. Some of them travel up the back of your nightie. "

This made me howl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in the middle of a year long fart war with a friend.

He has sussed out my manoeuvring even when I keep a straight face and beckon him closer for some important dialogue!"

And this also made me howl

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

My former workmate my be worthy of a medal for this, having let rip through a 10k PA rig (boss wasn't quite as impressed- though the email forbidding the use of sound equipment for 'juvenile behaviour' was rather amusing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just done one... i must apologise to the whole of the u.k for that

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

All I have to say is if it’s silent it is really bad

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