FabSwingers.com forum: What was the last thing you broke?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think the last thing I broke was the pull cord for the bathroom light.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I leave a trail of broken hearts, Lorna.

Also I think I’ve broke my wardrobe doors. They’re not sliding right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the last thing I broke was the pull cord for the bathroom light. "

My husband lol. Poor fella, need to trade for new model x

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Someone's trust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I may have broken a rib, as recently as yesterday.

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By *asters_kittenCouple
over a year ago

Luton

My virginity.

I've been a complete angel since then.

Kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock

I was rather vigorous with it

Before you ask it's recovered and fully functional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own heart when I agreed to go to Derby on Friday!

Least I know it's coming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I leave a trail of broken hearts, Lorna.

Also I think I’ve broke my wardrobe doors. They’re not sliding right!

Well let's hope the wardrobe doors are easier to fix than the broken hearts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my phone chargers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think the last thing I broke was the pull cord for the bathroom light.

My husband lol. Poor fella, need to trade for new model x"

I think that's the only option.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

A fingernail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me - A mug.

Mr - The door frame. He fell over the dog whilst carrying a kallax unit and catapulted into it

my poor paint work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone's trust.

Oh no!

Can you "fix it"?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I have just broken wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bank balance after last night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite cup while hoovering

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Someone's trust.

Oh no!

Can you "fix it"?"

Broken trust is unfixable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke a glass today.

NBVN x

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Two fingernails last night at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate to admit but the shower curtain rail. Slipped in the shower ended up on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My glass weighing scales. I accidentally dropped them over the toilet, as I was putting them back on the shelf above. They smashed to smithereens and knocked a chunk of porcelain off the loo, which water started spurting out of whenever we flushed.

It could only have been worse if a shard of glass had got stuck in my foot!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I have just broken wind

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Poor Lorna, I do feel for her.

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By *leasure Hunter400Man
over a year ago

Bucks

Chandeliers

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Someone's trust.

Oh no!

Can you "fix it"?"

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I was just about to but @Kinky-Minx said that it's unfixable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kettle.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

A glass, slipping on the stairs

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

My favourite wine glass

J x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

My own rule. Price paid.

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

My banjo string... ouch

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

My toe. Lived in this flat over 7 years yet somehow a wall took me completely by surprise.

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By *leanor1717Woman
over a year ago

Gillingham

One of my big hamster exercise balls

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

My car, it’s in the car hospital, hopefully have it back tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair, yesterday, but I think I fixed it

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

My toe after dropping a car battery charger on it

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Posh

Bob.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cock

I was rather vigorous with it

Before you ask it's recovered and fully functional

You sound fun

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

My spine.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I may have broken a rib, as recently as yesterday."

Oh no! Have you had it checked out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My virginity.

I've been a complete angel since then.

Kitten"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cock

I was rather vigorous with it

Before you ask it's recovered and fully functional

Bloody hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember last thing I broke but nearly broke a heel other day huge sigh of relief when I didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I may have broken a rib, as recently as yesterday.

Oh no! Have you had it checked out?"

I shall get it x-ray’s tomorrow.

I kinda know the advice I’ll get if I have, I’m an old hand with busted ribs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My own heart when I agreed to go to Derby on Friday!

Least I know it's coming. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of my phone chargers

I seem brake chargers all the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fingernail

Thats annoying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me - A mug.

Mr - The door frame. He fell over the dog whilst carrying a kallax unit and catapulted into it

my poor paint work."

Oh no! Is the dog OK?

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

"My banjo string... ouch

Bloody sore when that goes...

A bit stingy too

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

A laptop.

Well, technically, I didn't "break" it I just "unfixed" it.

I mean...I don't ask my hairdresser friends for a free haircut (not that I need one). I don't ask my gardener friends if they'll mow my lawn for free. I don't ask my mechanic friends to fix my car for free...

...so don't fucking ask me to fix your computer for free!

Only joking...I don't have that many friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cup "

Was it your favourite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have just broken wind

There is always one! It doesn't always have be you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fan lobbing it across the office.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knob. Yanking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the speed limit. But not by enough to get stopped.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I think the last thing I broke was the pull cord for the bathroom light.

My husband lol. Poor fella, need to trade for new model x"

My goodness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My bank balance after last night!"

Oh dear! A few quiet nights in for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a cereal bowl yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitchen cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guitar string

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cock

I was rather vigorous with it

Before you ask it's recovered and fully functional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neck.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

My PS5 controller, well, it just decided to stop working for no reason!

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By *annyDanielleMan
over a year ago

Street, Somerset

Wind.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

An 8 iron. Clubhead snapped at impact, but went nice and straight down the fairway

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Wind.

Livens up the morning, doesn’t it. The dawn chorus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bloody toilet seat while standing on it so i cpuld take a look at some box in the top corner of my bathroom. Flimsy plastic thing broke right off the toilet and knocked over my toilet brush pot which also broke with a chip on the rim, and i also badly bruised up a toe as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ankle and leg

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Probably a plate. I haven't broken anything for so long I can't remember.

Might have been a glass though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughing....I broke out laughing.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Couple of cereal bowls. Luckily got a few spares.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nose, kids were playing and caught me by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nail gun at work this morning. Wether I broke it or not I’m not sure but it broke while I was using it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke myself at 3am on an overnight bike ride this weekend, ended up puking into a bush in the pitch black.

Then broke my wallet paying for the emergency taxi home.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Some young ladies heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mirror. Doing a family house clearance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my car

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Wine glass allways breaking them x

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

A decorative wooden 'best mum' sign that hangs on the front door. It superglued back together a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A washing machine.

On purpose. It's an old one & I want to get the drum out and recycle it as a coffee table.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"A washing machine.

On purpose. It's an old one & I want to get the drum out and recycle it as a coffee table."

Sounds interesting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A washing machine.

On purpose. It's an old one & I want to get the drum out and recycle it as a coffee table.

Sounds interesting x"

It's harder than i thought. I've seen some amazing upcycled coffee tables made from washing machine drums though. Especially when there's an internal light attached that filters through all the holes.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"My bloody toilet seat while standing on it so i cpuld take a look at some box in the top corner of my bathroom. Flimsy plastic thing broke right off the toilet and knocked over my toilet brush pot which also broke with a chip on the rim, and i also badly bruised up a toe as well

Sorry to hear that you have a chipped rim. That sounds painful and awkward. And doesn’t really help going to the doctor or A and E, trying to explain how you got a chipped rim ... I was standing on the toilet seat and slipped onto the toilet brush ...

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

Not sure if it counts as it was intentional, but a few small shelves in my workshop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the last thing I broke was the pull cord for the bathroom light. "

Nothing!!!

I always blame the older Daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In general it was a plate but sexually il never forget the experience of a broken banjo…ouch

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