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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A friend has a really untidy car. when they have given you a lift before the passenger well is so full of empty drinks bottles there is no where for anyones feet and you express how dangerous it is for a passenger getting in and out.

They know you are walking home from the station. They say they will come and give you a lift. You say no thanks I am almost home anyway. They say, i'm nearly there. They pull up around the corner when they see you and you get level with the car.

The door opens from inside and you pull the door open wide to see that the passenger well is full of empty plastic drinking water bottles and you wouldn't be able to stand on them or get in safely. The driver is not making any effort to move them.

You look down at the bottles , say 'I'll walk' .... and close the door of the car but hear the driver say , Are you sure? You finish your walk home which is only five more minutes.

Thoughts on each ......

I never said it was sexy

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

BTW neither person is me

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"BTW neither person is me"

That makes it less interesting

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Sounds like onslow and daisy’s car

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"BTW neither person is me

That makes it less interesting "

Oh alright. One of them is me.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sounds like onslow and daisy’s car "

It does.

Are there any thoughts on either person ?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"A friend has a really untidy car. when they have given you a lift before the passenger well is so full of empty drinks bottles there is no where for anyones feet and you express how dangerous it is for a passenger getting in and out.

They know you are walking home from the station. They say they will come and give you a lift. You say no thanks I am almost home anyway. They say, i'm nearly there. They pull up around the corner when they see you and you get level with the car.

The door opens from inside and you pull the door open wide to see that the passenger well is full of empty plastic drinking water bottles and you wouldn't be able to stand on them or get in safely. The driver is not making any effort to move them.

You look down at the bottles , say 'I'll walk' .... and close the door of the car but hear the driver say , Are you sure? You finish your walk home which is only five more minutes.

Thoughts on each ......

I never said it was sexy

"

Is your mate Boris Johnson?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Have you been secretly looking in my car?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

If it is only a few minutes drive, just get in and smile nicely.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd tell them I need some space to get in and then stand there until they moved some debris.

The walk home from the station is easier; I'd just say that I need to stretch my legs after being on the train. Thanks for the offer, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best friend's car is exactly like this. You'd think I was exagerrating if I tried to describe how bad it is! I just slag her rotten, suck it up and squeeze in where I can if she's doing me a favour driving me somewhere. If we were going a longer drive I'd just say that we need to clean it out a bit first and help her with it.

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"Sounds like onslow and daisy’s car

It does.

Are there any thoughts on either person ?"

The person walking home, should ask the driver to wind down the window, so they can cling on to the door and still get a lift home.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I think driving person should stop using plastic water bottles, don't they know there's a crisis on!? I think walking person should get in the back of the car and advise on single use plastic.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"I think driving person should stop using plastic water bottles, don't they know there's a crisis on!? I think walking person should get in the back of the car and advise on single use plastic. "

You 'think' too much

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I think driving person should stop using plastic water bottles, don't they know there's a crisis on!? I think walking person should get in the back of the car and advise on single use plastic.

You 'think' too much "

This is true and it generally amounts to very little of consequence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BTW neither person is me"

That old chestnut just asking for a friend.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A friend has a really untidy car. when they have given you a lift before the passenger well is so full of empty drinks bottles there is no where for anyones feet and you express how dangerous it is for a passenger getting in and out.

They know you are walking home from the station. They say they will come and give you a lift. You say no thanks I am almost home anyway. They say, i'm nearly there. They pull up around the corner when they see you and you get level with the car.

The door opens from inside and you pull the door open wide to see that the passenger well is full of empty plastic drinking water bottles and you wouldn't be able to stand on them or get in safely. The driver is not making any effort to move them.

You look down at the bottles , say 'I'll walk' .... and close the door of the car but hear the driver say , Are you sure? You finish your walk home which is only five more minutes.

Thoughts on each ......

I never said it was sexy

Is your mate Boris Johnson? "

Neither of them is me. Do you mean the one in the car or the one who is walking ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sounds like onslow and daisy’s car

It does.

Are there any thoughts on either person ?

The person walking home, should ask the driver to wind down the window, so they can cling on to the door and still get a lift home. "

That really made me laugh

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"BTW neither person is me

That old chestnut just asking for a friend..... "

No. Not asking for a friend. How are your chestnuts ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I think driving person should stop using plastic water bottles, don't they know there's a crisis on!? I think walking person should get in the back of the car and advise on single use plastic. "

OP, buy the "friend" a nice reusable drinks bottle as an early Christmas gift.

If you are the offending car driver, then you should carry out ritual self flagellation with a whip made from shredded single use plastic.

If it were me, I'd be declining most lifts because there'd need to be room for a rigid frame wheelchair too. Way too much faff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend has a really untidy car. when they have given you a lift before the passenger well is so full of empty drinks bottles there is no where for anyones feet and you express how dangerous it is for a passenger getting in and out.

They know you are walking home from the station. They say they will come and give you a lift. You say no thanks I am almost home anyway. They say, i'm nearly there. They pull up around the corner when they see you and you get level with the car.

The door opens from inside and you pull the door open wide to see that the passenger well is full of empty plastic drinking water bottles and you wouldn't be able to stand on them or get in safely. The driver is not making any effort to move them.

You look down at the bottles , say 'I'll walk' .... and close the door of the car but hear the driver say , Are you sure? You finish your walk home which is only five more minutes.

Thoughts on each ......

I never said it was sexy

"

You could be describing my car Granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I think driving person should stop using plastic water bottles, don't they know there's a crisis on!? I think walking person should get in the back of the car and advise on single use plastic.

OP, buy the "friend" a nice reusable drinks bottle as an early Christmas gift.

If you are the offending car driver, then you should carry out ritual self flagellation with a whip made from shredded single use plastic.

If it were me, I'd be declining most lifts because there'd need to be room for a rigid frame wheelchair too. Way too much faff!"

You've never called me O.P. before. Are we back with the formalities ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A friend has a really untidy car. when they have given you a lift before the passenger well is so full of empty drinks bottles there is no where for anyones feet and you express how dangerous it is for a passenger getting in and out.

They know you are walking home from the station. They say they will come and give you a lift. You say no thanks I am almost home anyway. They say, i'm nearly there. They pull up around the corner when they see you and you get level with the car.

The door opens from inside and you pull the door open wide to see that the passenger well is full of empty plastic drinking water bottles and you wouldn't be able to stand on them or get in safely. The driver is not making any effort to move them.

You look down at the bottles , say 'I'll walk' .... and close the door of the car but hear the driver say , Are you sure? You finish your walk home which is only five more minutes.

Thoughts on each ......

I never said it was sexy

You could be describing my car Granny "

Would you move the bottles when you offered someone a lift though?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Never thought you lot would be useless.

If you were the car driver would you move the bottles?

If you were the walker, would you take the hump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend has a really untidy car. when they have given you a lift before the passenger well is so full of empty drinks bottles there is no where for anyones feet and you express how dangerous it is for a passenger getting in and out.

They know you are walking home from the station. They say they will come and give you a lift. You say no thanks I am almost home anyway. They say, i'm nearly there. They pull up around the corner when they see you and you get level with the car.

The door opens from inside and you pull the door open wide to see that the passenger well is full of empty plastic drinking water bottles and you wouldn't be able to stand on them or get in safely. The driver is not making any effort to move them.

You look down at the bottles , say 'I'll walk' .... and close the door of the car but hear the driver say , Are you sure? You finish your walk home which is only five more minutes.

Thoughts on each ......

I never said it was sexy

You could be describing my car Granny

Would you move the bottles when you offered someone a lift though?"

For you Granny yes. For others no

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

But neither of them were me were they ?

That's good of you Dreavus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never saw this episode of countdown

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I never saw this episode of countdown "

I'll have a P please Carol

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

I have a car like this...

I don't offer lifts... I get other people to drive me in their cars

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I never saw this episode of countdown

I'll have a P please Carol"

Wasn’t that from blockbusters

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I think driving person should stop using plastic water bottles, don't they know there's a crisis on!? I think walking person should get in the back of the car and advise on single use plastic.

OP, buy the "friend" a nice reusable drinks bottle as an early Christmas gift.

If you are the offending car driver, then you should carry out ritual self flagellation with a whip made from shredded single use plastic.

If it were me, I'd be declining most lifts because there'd need to be room for a rigid frame wheelchair too. Way too much faff!

You've never called me O.P. before. Are we back with the formalities ?"

I felt this occasion required a more formal tone.

Yours, in perpetuity,

Mrs KC

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"BTW neither person is me"

You're one of the bottles aren't you?

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