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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This thread is dedicated to all under 8" cocks. Most profiles demand for 8" above. I have no idea why specifically 8 but anyway, here is a joke to lighten your day.

See, once big cars were the in thing, now the smaller the more attractive.

Mobile phones used to be the size of a brick, now the smaller the slimmer the more it sells.

There will be a day for small dicks bro, just hang on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smalls cars are worth more now too....just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm under 8 inches... Is that actually a thing?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Well in that case what am I supposed to do with my distinctly average one?

LvM

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"This thread is dedicated to all under 8" cocks. Most profiles demand for 8" above. I have no idea why specifically 8 but anyway, here is a joke to lighten your day.

See, once big cars were the in thing, now the smaller the more attractive.

Mobile phones used to be the size of a brick, now the smaller the slimmer the more it sells.

There will be a day for small dicks bro, just hang on "

Do they? Given the average is much lower than 8, this will cover almost all men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I new news, my cock is the same length as two Argos pencils.

In other news, I am now banned from Argos.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is dedicated to all under 8" cocks. Most profiles demand for 8" above. I have no idea why specifically 8 but anyway, here is a joke to lighten your day.

See, once big cars were the in thing, now the smaller the more attractive.

Mobile phones used to be the size of a brick, now the smaller the slimmer the more it sells.

There will be a day for small dicks bro, just hang on "

I don’t want one that’s going to make my period start early

Average is perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread is dedicated to all under 8" cocks. Most profiles demand for 8" above. I have no idea why specifically 8 but anyway, here is a joke to lighten your day.

See, once big cars were the in thing, now the smaller the more attractive.

Mobile phones used to be the size of a brick, now the smaller the slimmer the more it sells.

There will be a day for small dicks bro, just hang on

I don’t want one that’s going to make my period start early

Average is perfect "

Haha nice one

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I have a 13 inch penis (minus the 6 inches I casually added on)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm under 8 inches... Is that actually a thing? "

Have no idea man. But it's the most favoured size lol

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Well in that case what am I supposed to do with my distinctly average one?

LvM"

Just make up for it with a side dish of pancakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well in that case what am I supposed to do with my distinctly average one?

LvM"

Helicopter?

Lady Astor

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Smalls cars are worth more now too....just saying "

Easier to park. Easier to fit into tight spaces

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Well in that case what am I supposed to do with my distinctly average one?

LvM

Just make up for it with a side dish of pancakes. "

Ah, distraction technique, I like it

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Well in that case what am I supposed to do with my distinctly average one?

LvM

Helicopter?

Lady Astor"

I think I have one of those lying around somewhere actually...

LvM

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm always slightly confused by these threads.

In my experience, most guys are under 8", average is around 5 after all, and very few women are "demanding" men with significantly bigger than average cocks.

There are quite a few men who seem to struggle to measure accurately though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently only 2.3 percent of men have have a 8 inch penis and they all seem to be on here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember its not the size of the sword but how you wield it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently only 2.3 percent of men have have a 8 inch penis and they all seem to be on here.... "

Looool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm always slightly confused by these threads.

In my experience, most guys are under 8", average is around 5 after all, and very few women are "demanding" men with significantly bigger than average cocks.

There are quite a few men who seem to struggle to measure accurately though "

Mmmm you hot

Anyway, I guess you aren't checking the ladies profiles at the rate we guys are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is just over six inches in length, about six inches in girth.

It fits lovely wherever I put it and serves me well.

However. If the cock fairy is out there, could I have an extra two inches either way as I think you misunderstood my last wish. My balls are hanging two inches lower by each year that passes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cock is just over six inches in length, about six inches in girth.

It fits lovely wherever I put it and serves me well.

However. If the cock fairy is out there, could I have an extra two inches either way as I think you misunderstood my last wish. My balls are hanging two inches lower by each year that passes "

Balls hanging is a thing?

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By *icevicebabyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Big fan of the average sized penis. Just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big fan of the average sized penis. Just saying "

thanks angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cock is just over six inches in length, about six inches in girth.

It fits lovely wherever I put it and serves me well.

However. If the cock fairy is out there, could I have an extra two inches either way as I think you misunderstood my last wish. My balls are hanging two inches lower by each year that passes

Balls hanging is a thing?"

Not on purpose, its just a thing with age.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cock is just over six inches in length, about six inches in girth.

It fits lovely wherever I put it and serves me well.

However. If the cock fairy is out there, could I have an extra two inches either way as I think you misunderstood my last wish. My balls are hanging two inches lower by each year that passes

Balls hanging is a thing?

Not on purpose, its just a thing with age."

Yikes

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By *hristov2Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Juicy82 as an average size in length but slightly bigger in girth i thank you. Think ive just fallen in love with you lol. But it does seem 8" is what quite a few women like.

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Big fan of the average sized penis. Just saying "

I suspect you're in a minority of women there.

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By *enm83Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Defo under 8".

Just as well then I can breathe through my ears and don't get neck ache..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Juicy82 as an average size in length but slightly bigger in girth i thank you. Think ive just fallen in love with you lol. But it does seem 8" is what quite a few women like."

I was always taught not to be greedy and that applies to cock to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Juicy82 as an average size in length but slightly bigger in girth i thank you. Think ive just fallen in love with you lol. But it does seem 8" is what quite a few women like.

I was always taught not to be greedy and that applies to cock to"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I appear small sometimes, that's just cause I'm uninspired

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

I don't think most women want that....I think most women don't actually want that. But to each their own I guess, and this obsession with big penises might also be a cultural thing in the west. Throughout human history and in different cultures, big penises were considered ugly and grotesque...ever wondered why the statue of David has a baby "pipi"? Well, because at that moment in time, in Europe that was considered a beautiful penis

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm always slightly confused by these threads.

In my experience, most guys are under 8", average is around 5 after all, and very few women are "demanding" men with significantly bigger than average cocks.

There are quite a few men who seem to struggle to measure accurately though "

Maybe that's why the women are asking for 8 then, to account for the 2 added on?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"I don't think most women want that....I think most women don't actually want that. But to each their own I guess, and this obsession with big penises might also be a cultural thing in the west. Throughout human history and in different cultures, big penises were considered ugly and grotesque...ever wondered why the statue of David has a baby "pipi"? Well, because at that moment in time, in Europe that was considered a beautiful penis "

If only my time machine was working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 or 7 inch with girth is perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think most women want that....I think most women don't actually want that. But to each their own I guess, and this obsession with big penises might also be a cultural thing in the west. Throughout human history and in different cultures, big penises were considered ugly and grotesque...ever wondered why the statue of David has a baby "pipi"? Well, because at that moment in time, in Europe that was considered a beautiful penis "

Yeah, a small pipi was considered a sign of being modest/morally upright/ intelligent. That's why most art from bc eras in southern Europe had small pippis. And of course the rest of Europe copied the idea. But then a big penis isn't frowned at by other cultures.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I'm always slightly confused by these threads.

In my experience, most guys are under 8", average is around 5 after all, and very few women are "demanding" men with significantly bigger than average cocks.

There are quite a few men who seem to struggle to measure accurately though

Mmmm you hot

Anyway, I guess you aren't checking the ladies profiles at the rate we guys are. "

Since I'm looking to meet ladies, that's not necessarily the case

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"6 or 7 inch with girth is perfect. "

Thanks love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm always slightly confused by these threads.

In my experience, most guys are under 8", average is around 5 after all, and very few women are "demanding" men with significantly bigger than average cocks.

There are quite a few men who seem to struggle to measure accurately though

Mmmm you hot

Anyway, I guess you aren't checking the ladies profiles at the rate we guys are.

Since I'm looking to meet ladies, that's not necessarily the case "

Hehe. My bad.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mine fits in a hot dog bun so is at least a standard size

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I'm always slightly confused by these threads.

In my experience, most guys are under 8", average is around 5 after all, and very few women are "demanding" men with significantly bigger than average cocks.

There are quite a few men who seem to struggle to measure accurately though

Maybe that's why the women are asking for 8 then, to account for the 2 added on? "

Now that makes sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm always slightly confused by these threads.

In my experience, most guys are under 8", average is around 5 after all, and very few women are "demanding" men with significantly bigger than average cocks.

There are quite a few men who seem to struggle to measure accurately though

Maybe that's why the women are asking for 8 then, to account for the 2 added on? "

Or maybe asking for the 8 will get them closer to a decent size lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fall into the category of U.K average being 5.5 inches.

Without going 8nto it i couldn't have penitrive sex for 10 years and i was married during that time and my wife had needs.

I became extremely good at cunnilingus and learnt about the g spot.

Since then and this is 100 true every woman i've slept with have said its the best oral they've ever had,and 3 i've made squirt for the 1st time.

Funny when you see the look of shock on there faces.

So as they say....size aint everything.

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Don't think size really matters it's how it's used that matters to me, p.not 8 inch plus but I still.enjoy his cock in every way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most men can't measure properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size doesn’t matter, unless it is too big, and it hurts.

I don’t believe most women want over 8 inches, some yes, but most, doubtful.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I new news, my cock is the same length as two Argos pencils.

In other news, I am now banned from Argos.

Winston"

•

Or three IKEA pencils! They always seem to have less lead in them!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"This thread is dedicated to all under 8" cocks. Most profiles demand for 8" above. I have no idea why specifically 8 but anyway, here is a joke to lighten your day.

See, once big cars were the in thing, now the smaller the more attractive.

Mobile phones used to be the size of a brick, now the smaller the slimmer the more it sells.

There will be a day for small dicks bro, just hang on "
I've rarely seen anyone asking for more than 8 inches. And in the forums it's rare anyone even says size matters

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I'm always slightly confused by these threads.

In my experience, most guys are under 8", average is around 5 after all, and very few women are "demanding" men with significantly bigger than average cocks.

There are quite a few men who seem to struggle to measure accurately though "

...if we could get sky remotes to come in smaller sizes ...and lynx cans too, that might help with measurements!? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally, I avoid men who describe themselves as ‘hung’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men can't measure properly"

They should try tape measure markings on the penis.

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is dedicated to all under 8" cocks. Most profiles demand for 8" above. I have no idea why specifically 8 but anyway, here is a joke to lighten your day.

See, once big cars were the in thing, now the smaller the more attractive.

Mobile phones used to be the size of a brick, now the smaller the slimmer the more it sells.

There will be a day for small dicks bro, just hang on

I don’t want one that’s going to make my period start early

Average is perfect "
you are awesome lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men can't measure properly"
would you please measure mine

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Take some after eight mints with you ... maybe they'll tighten her up

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm not 'well hung'...just glad to be well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of the men claiming 8"+ on here are measuring from their arsehole

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By *omptationMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Isn't it more about HOW you use it?

I don't have the biggest cock in the work, and one time i had to take an ex to hospital cos we dislodged her coil during sex

So despite having a pretty average sized penis, I must have been getting pretty deep in order to do that!

FYI though guys, don't do that... it's not fun

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big fan of the average sized penis. Just saying "

I would be delighted to disappoint you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t find a ruler ….

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Much prefer average. Amazing how many guys suddenly shrink when you say you don't like VWE. Although someone the other day thought 7 inches was big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im only three inches........ From the ground lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im only three inches........ From the ground lol"

You have 4” legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won’t say I’m long. But when I do a wee wee, I don’t need to shake it. I just give the end a kick.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

I don't want big cocks thankyou

Not all people want them to play with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Much prefer average. Amazing how many guys suddenly shrink when you say you don't like VWE. Although someone the other day thought 7 inches was big. "

Given that 7 inches would put you in the top 10% for size of cock around the globe it is actually big if you are looking from a factual and statistical point of view.

It obviously wouldn't be fab big tho

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Op, what about girth?

I broke my shatter proof ruler. Not so shatter proof then?!?!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’ve honestly never measured my cock but I’ve also never had a complaint or been told it’s too small/big. It’s quite girthy but again I wouldn’t know whether that’s bigger than average.

What I do know is that C has said she’s had more orgasms with my cock in a session, than others and it fits perfectly and that to me is all that matters

K

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

In all honesty I've never measured mine. Don't really get this obsession about size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In all honesty I've never measured mine. Don't really get this obsession about size.

"

So agree total load of bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t help but feel attacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad to see I'm in the normal under 8 inches bracket.

Tbh, I've never had any complaints from anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently it’s not important

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