FabSwingers.com forum: Why on Earth

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do they sell eclairs in four packs?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

For a family of four?

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Do they sell eclairs in four packs?

One for breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Because numbers one two and three are just never enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because numbers one two and three are just never enough

But if it were just three or two or one I’d have stopped there

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Why not!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Especially shaped and packaged that way for greedy girls!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're right, 6 is a better, fairer number

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Because numbers one two and three are just never enough

But if it were just three or two or one I’d have stopped there

Really lol.....?

Or just bought more....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Because they're tiny little shits & you need to eat 4 to get any satisfaction from them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are delicious and not too filling so perfect in a 4 pack

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

One for each hole

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Do they sell eclairs in four packs?

Because it’s the perfect amount to eat with a brew

Miss pc

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

It’s like those resealable share chocolate bags! Who the fuck reseals or shares?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 4? It’s a disgrace. I want 5

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

1 to rub over each boob 1 for the pussy and best but not least between the cheeks of the bum to lick and eat out,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because eating four in one sitting makes us feel less guilty than eating 6?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s like those resealable share chocolate bags! Who the fuck reseals or shares?!"

I thought they were just a sarcastic joke?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It’s like those resealable share chocolate bags! Who the fuck reseals or shares?!

I thought they were just a sarcastic joke?

. A normal packet of buttons doesn’t even touch the sides anymore!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because eating four in one sitting makes us feel less guilty than eating 6?

Ask I can think of is my scales laughing at me tomorrow morning

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Because eating four in one sitting makes us feel less guilty than eating 6?

Ask I can think of is my scales laughing at me tomorrow morning

Mine say one at a time please when I get on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they sell eclairs in four packs?

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because they no you

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"It’s like those resealable share chocolate bags! Who the fuck reseals or shares?!"

I reseal for about 30 seconds.

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By *orkshireDrifterMan
over a year ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.

So that they can reduce the numbers & pack size to three and keep the price the same.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they're tiny little shits & you need to eat 4 to get any satisfaction from them

And this, boys and girls, is the answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s like those resealable share chocolate bags! Who the fuck reseals or shares?!

I reseal for about 30 seconds."

I do that.

Seal it.

Tell myself how good I just was.

Then reopen them to reward myself

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Do they sell eclairs in four packs?

For greedy people like me who can’t stop at one

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

There's nothing to a chocolate eclair I think four is about the right amount

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's nothing to a chocolate eclair I think four is about the right amount

One eclair is 608 calories. That’s certainly a few.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"It’s like those resealable share chocolate bags! Who the fuck reseals or shares?!"

Pringles too!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"There's nothing to a chocolate eclair I think four is about the right amount

One eclair is 608 calories. That’s certainly a few. "

Yeah but how many carbs? That's what you need to worry about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s like those resealable share chocolate bags! Who the fuck reseals or shares?!"

Pmsl

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

"There's nothing to a chocolate eclair I think four is about the right amount

One eclair is 608 calories. That’s certainly a few. "

They must be big eclairs! The M & S 4 pack ones are 175 calories each.

Lou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember when there was a mountain of eclairs at my mums wedding.. i didnt even get to eat a single one

I still regret it to this day..

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"For a family of four?"

Then you just have to end up buying 4 packs...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Because they’ve shrunk in size! You need four to remind you what they taste like.

And don’t get me started on the lack of cream content compared to years gone by. And all the chocolate goes on the packaging….

Sad times!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's nothing to a chocolate eclair I think four is about the right amount

One eclair is 608 calories. That’s certainly a few.

Yeah but how many carbs? That's what you need to worry about.

I’ve thrown the evidence out now so I can’t worry myself with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's nothing to a chocolate eclair I think four is about the right amount

One eclair is 608 calories. That’s certainly a few.

They must be big eclairs! The M & S 4 pack ones are 175 calories each.

Lou x "

These didn’t seem big. Tesco ones. Hmm. Perhaps I misread it

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’d bypass the eclairs and have 2 choux buns instead

then you’ve only had 2 and roll felt much better about yourself, it’s logic innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can also buy them in packs of two, I’ll now go hide from all the comments lambasting me for dare suggesting only buying two eclairs when four are available

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I remember when there was a mountain of eclairs at my mums wedding.. i didnt even get to eat a single one

I still regret it to this day.."

I feel your pain.

I’m sorry for your loss.

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By *athers123Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

Do you prefer more than four fingers or less than four fingers...of eclair?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"There's nothing to a chocolate eclair I think four is about the right amount

One eclair is 608 calories. That’s certainly a few.

They must be big eclairs! The M & S 4 pack ones are 175 calories each.

Lou x

These didn’t seem big. Tesco ones. Hmm. Perhaps I misread it

Was it calories per 100 grams maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's nothing to a chocolate eclair I think four is about the right amount

One eclair is 608 calories. That’s certainly a few.

They must be big eclairs! The M & S 4 pack ones are 175 calories each.

Lou x

These didn’t seem big. Tesco ones. Hmm. Perhaps I misread it

Was it calories per 100 grams maybe?"

Let’s go with that. Makes it not so bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you prefer more than four fingers or less than four fingers...of eclair?"

Four fingers seemed right at the time. I was really in the zone though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s ok. They’re only 146 calories each after all.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do they sell eclairs in four packs?

M&S and Sainsbury's do them in twos. It just costs more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they sell eclairs in four packs?

M&S and Sainsbury's do them in twos. It just costs more.

You see; that would bother me more.

I’m in a conundrum

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

One to eat while you're putting the shopping away.

One whilst making your cuppa and two to sit down and enjoy with said cuppa

That's why

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"One to eat while you're putting the shopping away.

One whilst making your cuppa and two to sit down and enjoy with said cuppa

That's why

I think you have a secret stomach somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One to eat while you're putting the shopping away.

One whilst making your cuppa and two to sit down and enjoy with said cuppa

That's why

I think you have a secret stomach somewhere."

Mines becoming less of a secret

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"One to eat while you're putting the shopping away.

One whilst making your cuppa and two to sit down and enjoy with said cuppa

That's why

I think you have a secret stomach somewhere.

Mines becoming less of a secret

I'm sure the calories Cherry consumed at the STP just jumped straight into me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because its better than a 3 pack. Mans hungry yaknow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One to eat while you're putting the shopping away.

One whilst making your cuppa and two to sit down and enjoy with said cuppa

That's why

I think you have a secret stomach somewhere.

Mines becoming less of a secret

I'm sure the calories Cherry consumed at the STP just jumped straight into me.

Oh I hate it when friends give you their caloric intake

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"One to eat while you're putting the shopping away.

One whilst making your cuppa and two to sit down and enjoy with said cuppa

That's why

I think you have a secret stomach somewhere.

Mines becoming less of a secret

I'm sure the calories Cherry consumed at the STP just jumped straight into me.

Oh I hate it when friends give you their caloric intake

Gotta keep them calories somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One to eat while you're putting the shopping away.

One whilst making your cuppa and two to sit down and enjoy with said cuppa

That's why

I think you have a secret stomach somewhere.

Mines becoming less of a secret

I'm sure the calories Cherry consumed at the STP just jumped straight into me.

Oh I hate it when friends give you their caloric intake

Gotta keep them calories somewhere

Why does it always have to be on me though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There an add on the telly not sure which channel but it promotes the co,op supermarket chain it shows a lady shopper buying bread and then it says buying treats and what looks like one Cadburys chocolate miniature roll she takes one off the shelf. This side of the pond thoes same chocolate rolls are sold by the packet. 9 in a packet ,could be more .seems to me there more miserable in the UK supermarkets selling stingy amounts to loyal customers but not selling fervourite items in packets but singly.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

You can get them in 2’s too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can get them in 2’s too

Are they not usually bigger tho?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You can get them in 2’s too

Are they not usually bigger tho? "

Alas, no. They're the same individual size as the 4s, but cost more.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"You can get them in 2’s too

Are they not usually bigger tho?

Alas, no. They're the same individual size as the 4s, but cost more.

I’ve no idea as I don’t eat them - I prefer a good custard or cream slice

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