FabSwingers.com forum: Rename your exes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Okay, sluteys… little game here, rename your exes as chapters of your life book or as something that particularly distinguish that particular person and time with them…

you can choose whether you want to rename all, add a description, or only pick one.

I’ll start:

#EX1 : The Half Spanish Ghost (this is how to start my love journey 1.5 years is dating and love bombing and wham - she got ghosted and heart broken . but in defence to him. He did push my life forward unintentionally - I’m totally SCARED of ghosters now)

#EX2: ANYTIME IS WINE O’CLOCK TIME (Literally a d*unk and I put up with him being twatted by 3pm for way too long - thank you, NEXT!)

#EX3: The sociopath (to be honest, very lucky escape as I was getting American psycho vibes from him and he was studying Law . I said it all really. Oh I forgot to say. He was an Aquarius)

#EX4: Hi my real name is Peter Pan , and I’m in disguise (He was older than me but Jesus Christ, sometimes it was like dating a 15 years old and he had the emotional depth of about 0.5” - also an Aquarius)

#EX5: DID YOU SAY …JAIL? (Yes, ex convict and it was a mediatic shit storm - we are talking BBC and all the other outlet news…and I kinda didn’t care and made up all excuses… what the fuck Kylie - the worst was the fact that he kept running back to his ex Mrs. the WORST)

Chapters in my love book - TO BE CONTINUED