FabSwingers.com forum: Describe a film badly

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Sometimes we watch films and things take a random twist in our heads, we view the story through a different viewpoint or from a different perspective, this thread is for that.

Taking a film, describe the events badly or differently, just for a bit of fun really!

E.T;

Stag party goes wrong and leave one member to fashion his own phone so he can get picked up.

The Dark Knight;

Billionaire insomniac playboy dresses up at night and picks fights with mental patients.

Your turn…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

STAR TREK

Over long journey to meet strangers for a fight

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Avengers: Endgame

Sci-fi Cosplay with cool weapons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empire Strikes Back

Crazy old green cave troll manipulates confused farm boy into trying to kill his father.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Jaws.

3 men in a boat needed a bigger boat.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

American Pie

A boys forbidden love with his family's fruit based pudding

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Empire Strikes Back

Crazy old green cave troll manipulates confused farm boy into trying to kill his father."

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

A European 18-30 lads holiday gets violent when one member decides to play hide-n-seek.

Saving Private Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Die Hard

German man ruins office Christmas party

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

A Disney-led attempt to combine Jungle Book and GI Joe.

Avatar.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Die Hard

German man ruins office Christmas party "

I saw it as;

Resentful cop crashes ex wife’s Christmas party and goes on a killing spree to try to win her back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Endersgame

Kid gets carried away on xbox

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Titanic. Two brats distract lookout on luxury liner with disastrous consequences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Psycho

Man with mummy issues runs hotel in the middle of nowhere

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Gone With the Wind. Black people put up with insufferable whites that even a civil war fails to kill.

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By *unnyPairCouple
over a year ago

Seminole

Castaway- Man completes drastic weight loss during soul searching impromptu holiday.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Saving Private Ryan. A bunch of uglies are sacrificed to save one good looking paratrooper.

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over a year ago

Rocky

Heavyweight boxer who marries a pet shop employee.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Scarface.

Rags to riches in the pharmaceutical business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gone With the Wind. Black people put up with insufferable whites that even a civil war fails to kill."

HA!!

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Apocalypse Now! A bunch of shirkers have their boat hijacked by action man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Time Travellers Wife

Some guy who can time travel but hes actually super creepy cos he marries a woman who he befriended when she was a little girl, but then he dies from cancer or something so really he had it coming in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basic instinct

Catherine, a Well off, good looking crime novelist, has no concept of making or buying ice cubes and is forever loosing her underwear.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Aliens Attack . They lose .

Independence Day

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Titanic. Two brats distract lookout on luxury liner with disastrous consequences."

That’s the actual plot though

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

American Werewolf in London.

Two Americans travel to Yorkshire and meet the locals who are barking mad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the future:

Schoolboy meets old man in a car park and things get weird.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

The Great Escape. Not so great as the majority get caught and shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mean girls:

One new girl starts high school and encounters 3 mean bitches - she infiltrates the group and becomes bitch #1 and takes over the main lead. All kinda ends well in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BIG - Be careful what you wish for.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Spartacus. Man with dimple gets the hump with private tutoring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another Country.

Some posh boys go to school. Get a bit frisky with each other. One of em ends up a spy, or something.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Little Women

Whiny teenagers turn into whiny women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Die Hard

German man ruins office Christmas party

I saw it as;

Resentful cop crashes ex wife’s Christmas party and goes on a killing spree to try to win her back

Both terrible descriptions of a brilliant film

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Fatal attraction

Female can't take no for answer..man fault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead Man's Shoes - It's grim up north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex and the city.

Four knobheads that never seem to work but always have plenty of money.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Love actually

Harassment and stalking all good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother was a nymphomaniac, don't know who my father is

Mamma Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speed.

This is what happens when women drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alien with logic wants to destroy half the world.

Infinity War

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avengers Infinity Wars

One man’s crusade to save the universes rapidly depleting resources.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avengers Infinity Wars

One man’s crusade to save the universes rapidly depleting resources. "

Or man solves world hunger with a snap of his fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avengers Infinity Wars

One man’s crusade to save the universes rapidly depleting resources.

Or man solves world hunger with a snap of his fingers "

#Thanosdidnothingwrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl develops Stockholm syndrome while being kept captive in remote castle.

Beauty and the Beast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the Roles were reversed this would be an episode of Criminal Minds

50 Shades of Grey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcoholic orphan and boss burn down family home.

Skyfall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Father reunites with long lost son and true to get him to join the family business.

Empire Strikes Back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babe.

One man's love for a farmyard animal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avengers Infinity Wars

One man’s crusade to save the universes rapidly depleting resources.

Or man solves world hunger with a snap of his fingers

#Thanosdidnothingwrong "

He would have got away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky Avengers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man grooms young girl through the medium of dance.

Dirty Dancing

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

its a mad mad mad mad world

Hollywood Celeb's do treasure hunting

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Braveheart

Blue hairy men in skirts invade england.

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By *avina Loves CockTV/TS
over a year ago

Tarporley

The Sound of Music

Too many Nuns and not enough Nazis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Highlander II:

Shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matrix II:

Shite, but some nice costumes

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Learning the ancient art of soap making

Fight Club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elf

Abandoned manchild travels halfway around the world to find long lost father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home Alone

A story of neglect

Home Alone 2

Social services really need to get involved

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Space truckers have a bad day.

Alien

Space soldiers have an even worse day.

Aliens

Space Prisoners, really regret their indiscretions when a lady and her friend visit.

Alien 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karate Kid

Bully steals another man’s girlfriend then beats him up several times

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By *otcrossedbunsCouple
over a year ago

south west

some cockneys drive mini's around an Italian city very fast, while only trying to blow the bloody doors off

Italian Job

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

She just didn’t want to go to school.

The Exorcist

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By *otcrossedbunsCouple
over a year ago

south west

Grease

Virginal Aussie bin turns into slut whore to woo possibly gay, (allegedly) greasy haired cuntwomble.

Grease 2

Absolute pile of dog shit

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

It's a film about using spreadsheets to buy a baseball team.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Training Day

Poorly executed new starter induction

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

A fat bloke, a thin bloke, black suits black tie, shades, hats.

Mad woman trying to kill them. Police chase. Singing, dancing. (Blues Brothers)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah come on, I was going eat all of that!

9 1/2 Weeks

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Bram Stoker’s Dracula. A right old count fails to get over the loss of his girlfriend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star wars rise of skywalker.

Best film of all time can't rate highly enough. Haha

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Bloke with stubble wearing old blanket shoots bad blokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sword-wielding savant slaughters at will on his way to a book recital.

The Book Of Eli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He dies this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Senior gentleman decides a river is better than an airport.

Sully

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got lost in the desert, then there was a spaceship fight and they all blew up. The end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloke with a speech impediment runs up stairs a lot and fights a bug mean russian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure."

Goldeneye?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.

Goldeneye?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.

Goldeneye?

Nope"

Game of Thrones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.

Goldeneye?"

Game of Thrones?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Got lost in the desert, then there was a spaceship fight and they all blew up. The end. "

Independence day?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.

Goldeneye?

Nope

Game of Thrones "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.

Goldeneye?

Nope

Game of Thrones "

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.

Goldeneye?

Nope"

Lord of the rings?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.

Goldeneye?

Nope

Lord of the rings? "

Winner winner chicken dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.

Goldeneye?

Nope

Lord of the rings?

Winner winner chicken dinner

When does Sean Bean ever survive?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them"

Can you name one thing he didn't die in......and don't say real life or you'll jinx the poor bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good looking rich bloke spunks a lot of money on clothes to bed a prozzie he could have hired for half the cost.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Good looking rich bloke spunks a lot of money on clothes to bed a prozzie he could have hired for half the cost. "

Pretty woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them

Can you name one thing he didn't die in......and don't say real life or you'll jinx the poor bastard

That drama where he played a transvestite

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them

Can you name one thing he didn't die in......and don't say real life or you'll jinx the poor bastard

That drama where he played a transvestite"

They made a film about you Jennie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good looking rich bloke spunks a lot of money on clothes to bed a prozzie he could have hired for half the cost.

Pretty woman "

True story

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By *otcrossedbunsCouple
over a year ago

south west

"To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them

Can you name one thing he didn't die in......and don't say real life or you'll jinx the poor bastard

The martian; but he got the sack and ended up a golf coach????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got lost in the desert, then there was a spaceship fight and they all blew up. The end.

Independence day? "

Star Wars.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them

Can you name one thing he didn't die in......and don't say real life or you'll jinx the poor bastard

The martian; but he got the sack and ended up a golf coach????"

So his soul died instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them

Can you name one thing he didn't die in......and don't say real life or you'll jinx the poor bastard

Pretty sure he didn't die in sharpe but I'm not going to watch it to find out haha

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Got lost in the desert, then there was a spaceship fight and they all blew up. The end.

Independence day?

Star Wars. "

Bugger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.

Goldeneye?

Nope

Lord of the rings?

Winner winner chicken dinner

When does Sean Bean ever survive?"

Flightplan he survives

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over a year ago

Big guy on death row fixes Tom Hanks’ penis. Dies anyway

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

There's a guy who gets shot in the buttocks and gets pretty good at ping pong.

Describes life as a container of a food product made from roasted and ground cacao pods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.

Goldeneye?

Nope

Lord of the rings?

Winner winner chicken dinner

When does Sean Bean ever survive?"

Flightplan he survives

And National Treasure. Meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.

Goldeneye?

Nope

Lord of the rings?

Winner winner chicken dinner

When does Sean Bean ever survive?

Flightplan he survives

I can’t even remember him being in it

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"Big guy on death row fixes Tom Hanks’ penis. Dies anyway "

The green mile..

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Parents repeatedly abandon child to go on holiday over xmas - delinquent child uses jungle warfare tactics to defend house from burglary- instead of calling the police!!

Home Alone ( all of them!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big guy on death row fixes Tom Hanks’ penis. Dies anyway

The green mile.."

Correct

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"There's a guy who gets shot in the buttocks and gets pretty good at ping pong.

Describes life as a container of a food product made from roasted and ground cacao pods. "

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get.

Forest Gump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) Amnesiac beats the shit out of almost everyone, with no idea why, until settling by the sea.

2) Partial amnesiac’s girlfriend dies, so he beats the shit out of more people.

3) Mostly recovered amnesiac beats the shit out of even more people in an effort to find out why he’s been previously beating the shit out of people. Succeeds.

4) Recovered amnesiac learns there are some people he still hasn’t beaten the shit out of, so beats the shit out of them.

Somewhere in the middle another bloke tries the same sort of thing, but no-one gives a shit.

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"There's a guy who gets shot in the buttocks and gets pretty good at ping pong.

Describes life as a container of a food product made from roasted and ground cacao pods.

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get.

Forest Gump

Bingo

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"1) Amnesiac beats the shit out of almost everyone, with no idea why, until settling by the sea.

2) Partial amnesiac’s girlfriend dies, so he beats the shit out of more people.

3) Mostly recovered amnesiac beats the shit out of even more people in an effort to find out why he’s been previously beating the shit out of people. Succeeds.

4) Recovered amnesiac learns there are some people he still hasn’t beaten the shit out of, so beats the shit out of them.

Somewhere in the middle another bloke tries the same sort of thing, but no-one gives a shit.

The Bourne series

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"1) Amnesiac beats the shit out of almost everyone, with no idea why, until settling by the sea.

2) Partial amnesiac’s girlfriend dies, so he beats the shit out of more people.

3) Mostly recovered amnesiac beats the shit out of even more people in an effort to find out why he’s been previously beating the shit out of people. Succeeds.

4) Recovered amnesiac learns there are some people he still hasn’t beaten the shit out of, so beats the shit out of them.

Somewhere in the middle another bloke tries the same sort of thing, but no-one gives a shit.

The bourne Everything

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) Amnesiac beats the shit out of almost everyone, with no idea why, until settling by the sea.

2) Partial amnesiac’s girlfriend dies, so he beats the shit out of more people.

3) Mostly recovered amnesiac beats the shit out of even more people in an effort to find out why he’s been previously beating the shit out of people. Succeeds.

4) Recovered amnesiac learns there are some people he still hasn’t beaten the shit out of, so beats the shit out of them.

Somewhere in the middle another bloke tries the same sort of thing, but no-one gives a shit.

The Road? "

Nope…

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over a year ago

"1) Amnesiac beats the shit out of almost everyone, with no idea why, until settling by the sea.

2) Partial amnesiac’s girlfriend dies, so he beats the shit out of more people.

3) Mostly recovered amnesiac beats the shit out of even more people in an effort to find out why he’s been previously beating the shit out of people. Succeeds.

4) Recovered amnesiac learns there are some people he still hasn’t beaten the shit out of, so beats the shit out of them.

Somewhere in the middle another bloke tries the same sort of thing, but no-one gives a shit.

The Road?

Nope…

Momento?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids get dumped by parents with any old fucker.

Brothers wants to shag his sister but golden bollocks steps in and she wants to shag him instead.

Brother gets pissed off and stabs his dad with a fancy torch and blows his house up.

They all die in the end anyway, so save yourself some time and disappointment and watch something else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to everyone who said The Bourne quadrilogy (I don’t count that crap with Renner, as you can tell)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoiled smarmy little shite doesn't want to go to school, gets his pal in trouble for trashing his dad's expensive car through the garage window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old man stays in bed for 20 years taking advantage if his daughter's hard work until he has the chance to eat some chocolate.

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over a year ago

Good guy gives a guy a lift, and the nutter fucks him over big time

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over a year ago

2 guys travel to a mountain to destroy a ring

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over a year ago

"Spoiled smarmy little shite doesn't want to go to school, gets his pal in trouble for trashing his dad's expensive car through the garage window."

Ferris Beuller's Day off

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over a year ago

"Good guy gives a guy a lift, and the nutter fucks him over big time

Die Hard?

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over a year ago

"Good guy gives a guy a lift, and the nutter fucks him over big time

Die Hard?"

Collateral

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over a year ago

"Good guy gives a guy a lift, and the nutter fucks him over big time

Die Hard?"
nope

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over a year ago

"Old man stays in bed for 20 years taking advantage if his daughter's hard work until he has the chance to eat some chocolate."

Charlie and the chocolate factory?

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over a year ago

"Good guy gives a guy a lift, and the nutter fucks him over big time

Die Hard?

Collateral"
nope

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over a year ago

"2 guys travel to a mountain to destroy a ring"

Brokeback mountain?

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over a year ago

"2 guys travel to a mountain to destroy a ring"
Brokeback Mountain

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over a year ago

"Good guy gives a guy a lift, and the nutter fucks him over big time

Die Hard?

Collateral nope"

The Hitcher?

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over a year ago

Spends hours at the bottom of the ocean being hunted by British destroyer only to fix his boat escape said destroyer return home to fanfare (whoop whoop) then watch his crew die and his boat sink...again.

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over a year ago

"Good guy gives a guy a lift, and the nutter fucks him over big time

Die Hard?

Collateral nope

The Hitcher?"
yay

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over a year ago

"1) Amnesiac beats the shit out of almost everyone, with no idea why, until settling by the sea.

2) Partial amnesiac’s girlfriend dies, so he beats the shit out of more people.

3) Mostly recovered amnesiac beats the shit out of even more people in an effort to find out why he’s been previously beating the shit out of people. Succeeds.

4) Recovered amnesiac learns there are some people he still hasn’t beaten the shit out of, so beats the shit out of them.

Somewhere in the middle another bloke tries the same sort of thing, but no-one gives a shit.

The Road?

Nope…

Momento?"

Fucking epic

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over a year ago

Cosplay-loving master-of-disguise alien conceals identity using dodgy glasses.

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over a year ago

"Good guy gives a guy a lift, and the nutter fucks him over big time

Die Hard?

Collateral nope

The Hitcher?yay

Thank fuck for that.

Strictly starting soon, that was bugging me

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over a year ago

"Cosplay-loving master-of-disguise alien conceals identity using dodgy glasses."

Tootsie?

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over a year ago

"2 guys travel to a mountain to destroy a ringBrokeback Mountain

You have won this thread!!!

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over a year ago

"2 guys travel to a mountain to destroy a ring

Brokeback mountain?

Yep

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over a year ago

"Old man stays in bed for 20 years taking advantage if his daughter's hard work until he has the chance to eat some chocolate.

Charlie and the chocolate factory?"

Yep!

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over a year ago

"Cosplay-loving master-of-disguise alien conceals identity using dodgy glasses.

Tootsie?"

Nope……

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Cosplay-loving master-of-disguise alien conceals identity using dodgy glasses."

Superman

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

"To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them

Can you name one thing he didn't die in......and don't say real life or you'll jinx the poor bastard

Ronin.

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over a year ago

"Cosplay-loving master-of-disguise alien conceals identity using dodgy glasses.

Superman

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over a year ago

Professional killer unofficially tries out being a foster carer.

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over a year ago

"To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them

Can you name one thing he didn't die in......and don't say real life or you'll jinx the poor bastard

Ronin."

The Martian

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By *utdoor29Man
over a year ago

paisley

It was great from start to finish

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over a year ago

"Professional killer unofficially tries out being a foster carer."

Leon

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Little dude meets another little dude, they go on a bike ride, and get quite far.

One of the dudes doesn't have a telephone\mobile, and wants to speak to his family as its long past his curfew and needs a pickup.

he pretends to die. other dude cries. he gets picked up. other dude cries some more..

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over a year ago

Self absorbed sculptor, drives cross country to climb a rock then leaves his family in pursuit of juvenile immigrants.

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over a year ago

Bloke retires, but after his wife dies and a thug kills his dog he goes apeshit and kills everyone. Keeps his piggy bank well hidden but a pinky promise from the past is his undoing.

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over a year ago

"Little dude meets another little dude, they go on a bike ride, and get quite far.

One of the dudes doesn't have a telephone\mobile, and wants to speak to his family as its long past his curfew and needs a pickup.

he pretends to die. other dude cries. he gets picked up. other dude cries some more.."

ET?

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"Bloke retires, but after his wife dies and a thug kills his dog he goes apeshit and kills everyone. Keeps his piggy bank well hidden but a pinky promise from the past is his undoing. "

John Wick!

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over a year ago

Heavily-armed Gay Pride March repels invaders.

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"Little dude meets another little dude, they go on a bike ride, and get quite far.

One of the dudes doesn't have a telephone\mobile, and wants to speak to his family as its long past his curfew and needs a pickup.

he pretends to die. other dude cries. he gets picked up. other dude cries some more..

ET?"

Bingo... you are receive cinephile status..

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over a year ago

"Heavily-armed Gay Pride March repels invaders."

Suicide Squad?

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over a year ago

"Bloke retires, but after his wife dies and a thug kills his dog he goes apeshit and kills everyone. Keeps his piggy bank well hidden but a pinky promise from the past is his undoing.

John Wick!"

Correct!

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over a year ago

"Spends hours at the bottom of the ocean being hunted by British destroyer only to fix his boat escape said destroyer return home to fanfare (whoop whoop) then watch his crew die and his boat sink...again."

Red October?

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over a year ago

Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened.

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened. "

American Psycho

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over a year ago

Arguing band about to be sacked have performance of their lives after a family tragedy

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over a year ago

"Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened.

American Psycho"

Nope.

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened.

American Psycho

Nope. "

The Matrix

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over a year ago

He's back, they give him odd clothes and a means of transportation, you could be his but I'd rather not be.

Finally meets the object of his obsession only to realise all this will happen again....

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over a year ago

Hulk smash

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over a year ago

"Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened.

American Psycho

Nope.

The Matrix"

Castaway?

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over a year ago

"Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened.

American Psycho

The Hulk

Nope.

The Matrix"

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over a year ago

"Arguing band about to be sacked have performance of their lives after a family tragedy "

The commitments?

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over a year ago

"Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened.

American Psycho

Nope.

The Matrix"

Nope. It was The Hulk (or Incredible Hulk).

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over a year ago

Red October?"

Das boot

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened.

American Psycho

Nope.

The Matrix

Nope. It was The Hulk (or Incredible Hulk). "

the clue was in the word envious..

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over a year ago

"Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened.

American Psycho

Nope.

The Matrix

Nope. It was The Hulk (or Incredible Hulk).

the clue was in the word envious..

Yes. Green

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over a year ago

BTW This is one of the best threads ever…. Going to start a similar one. Name the movie. Write a quote and we have to name the movie! No googling.

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over a year ago

"Self absorbed sculptor, drives cross country to climb a rock then leaves his family in pursuit of juvenile immigrants.

Close encounters

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over a year ago

"BTW This is one of the best threads ever…. Going to start a similar one. Name the movie. Write a quote and we have to name the movie! No googling. "

Idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arguing band about to be sacked have performance of their lives after a family tragedy

The commitments?"
nope

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over a year ago

Gets given a set of prosthetics and in return promotes aesthetic artificial limb replacement procedures.

Returns to his previous job role and successfully routes out corruption.

It's your move!

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