FabSwingers.com forum: FaF?

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Haven't seen or had one for ages.

So who's up for it?

For the uninitiated FaF means Fancy a Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wouldn’t?

I sure as heck wouldn’t say no.

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Thought it meant fit as fuck lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Thought you were talking about Tescos clothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You learn something new every day

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You learn something new every day

You're funny

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Thought you were talking about Tescos clothing. "

You're to kinky for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You learn something new every day

You're funny

Giggles like Babs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I though it meant fuck all females

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fifty shades

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

I do, sadly, no one wants to do me!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I suddenly miss Spanish Brunette!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I suddenly miss Spanish Brunette! "

1st person I thought of too

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

I didn't until I met a smooth-talking bastard like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it involve doing the sex?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Feel free to send any faf messages my way.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

FaF ... fancy a fiddle, surely?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather a cuppa and a pain au chocolat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d rather a cuppa and a pain au chocolat

Tbf so would I

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I didn't until I met a smooth-talking bastard like you. "

If that's a compliment I'll take it

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Does it involve doing the sex?"

There's no fooling you

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Fornicate A Friend?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fornicate A Friend?

LvM"

Hello. I’m a friend that needs fornicating.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thank you

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Fornicate A Friend?

LvM

Hello. I’m a friend that needs fornicating. "

As much as we would love to fornicate you and talk about sloths Jamie, we aren't Fab official yet

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fornicate A Friend?

LvM

Hello. I’m a friend that needs fornicating.

As much as we would love to fornicate you and talk about sloths Jamie, we aren't Fab official yet

LvM"

Oh my goodness. I’ve just realised that only half of you are!

I was so confused by this!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Fornicate A Friend?

LvM

Hello. I’m a friend that needs fornicating.

As much as we would love to fornicate you and talk about sloths Jamie, we aren't Fab official yet

LvM

Oh my goodness. I’ve just realised that only half of you are!

I was so confused by this!

Yeah K did let me know that I wasn't super clear with my last post

We've sent you a request though

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be off then

Everyone seems to run away when FaF is mentioned, I don’t know why

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'll be off then

Everyone seems to run away when FaF is mentioned, I don’t know why

It'll be that flask in your pants

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

What happened to playing just Monopoly

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"What happened to playing just Monopoly

Or twister ... seems to be the Fab game of choice

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By *ustcurious1000Couple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Would be nice way to shy to ask Someone that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d rather a cuppa and a pain au chocolat

Tbf so would I

Shall we be cheeky and get our orders in for tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is available for FAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is available for FAF

OK. Half an hour?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"My penis is available for FAF

... on its own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is available for FAF

OK. Half an hour? "

Yes, I can shag you twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is available for FAF

... on its own

Yes, I personally don’t have the energy. My cock on the other hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is available for FAF

OK. Half an hour?

Yes, I can shag you twice

With a 27 minute cuddle too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what? Yes. Yes I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is available for FAF

OK. Half an hour?

Yes, I can shag you twice

With a 27 minute cuddle too

I don’t cuddle. I’ll be back in my car heading back down th’M6

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I FAF every day

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm busy with jaffa cakes.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is available for FAF

OK. Half an hour?

Yes, I can shag you twice

With a 27 minute cuddle too

I don’t cuddle. I’ll be back in my car heading back down th’M6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is available for FAF

OK. Half an hour?

Yes, I can shag you twice

With a 27 minute cuddle too

I don’t cuddle. I’ll be back in my car heading back down th’M6

OK OK, a 60 second cuddle then

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

I think she wants bumming

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"My penis is available for FAF

OK. Half an hour?

Yes, I can shag you twice

With a 27 minute cuddle too

I don’t cuddle. I’ll be back in my car heading back down th’M6

I'll give you 28 minutes shagging and a quick cuddle, so you can recover for round 2

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

I think she wants bumming "

It works at that angle too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am right in the mood for this, as long as some fancys rubbing my calf muscle I got cramp last night and it still hurts

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

I could probably manage that.

Don't expect any hip grinding from me, though

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

I think she wants bumming "

Would you do it gently, Rex?

So as not to wake me

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

I could probably manage that.

Don't expect any hip grinding from me, though

Well we'll have to see about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

I think she wants bumming

Would you do it gently, Rex?

So as not to wake me

You wouldn’t know I’ve been there

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

I think she wants bumming

Would you do it gently, Rex?

So as not to wake me

You wouldn’t know I’ve been there

Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

I think she wants bumming

Would you do it gently, Rex?

So as not to wake me

You wouldn’t know I’ve been there

I hope that's a reflection of the size of your penis, and not the tightness of my bumhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

I think she wants bumming

Would you do it gently, Rex?

So as not to wake me

You wouldn’t know I’ve been there

Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it."

There maybe a malteaser on it when I’ve finished

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

I think she wants bumming

Would you do it gently, Rex?

So as not to wake me

You wouldn’t know I’ve been there

Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it."

Mmmmmmm Jaffa cakes

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

I think she wants bumming

Would you do it gently, Rex?

So as not to wake me

You wouldn’t know I’ve been there

Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it.

There maybe a malteaser on it when I’ve finished

I've douched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

I think she wants bumming

Would you do it gently, Rex?

So as not to wake me

You wouldn’t know I’ve been there

Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it.

There maybe a malteaser on it when I’ve finished

I've douched

Yes, with my knob

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

I think she wants bumming

Would you do it gently, Rex?

So as not to wake me

You wouldn’t know I’ve been there

Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it.

There maybe a malteaser on it when I’ve finished

I've douched

Looks like you've found some energy then

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

huddlesfield

"What happened to playing just Monopoly

Or twister ... seems to be the Fab game of choice

Naked twister gives you views you’ve rarely seen before

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I'm busy with jaffa cakes. "

... that lovely couple from Wiltshire

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"What happened to playing just Monopoly

Or twister ... seems to be the Fab game of choice

Naked twister gives you views you’ve rarely seen before

... also known as expanding your horizons

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"What happened to playing just Monopoly

Or twister ... seems to be the Fab game of choice

Naked twister gives you views you’ve rarely seen before

... also known as expanding your horizons

Also an eye opener

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

I think she wants bumming

Would you do it gently, Rex?

So as not to wake me

You wouldn’t know I’ve been there

Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it.

There maybe a malteaser on it when I’ve finished

I've douched

Yes, with my knob

Thought it was your finger

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

I think she wants bumming

Would you do it gently, Rex?

So as not to wake me

You wouldn’t know I’ve been there

Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it.

There maybe a malteaser on it when I’ve finished

I've douched

Yes, with my knob

Thought it was your finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm tired after a late night.

So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today

How about legs over my shoulders

I think she wants bumming

Would you do it gently, Rex?

So as not to wake me

You wouldn’t know I’ve been there

Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it.

There maybe a malteaser on it when I’ve finished

I've douched

Yes, with my knob

Thought it was your finger

It’s cold outside

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll go sit in the corner then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll go sit in the corner then."

Get out of my corner!!!!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'll go sit in the corner then.

Get out of my corner!!!!"

Why you are being so nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened to playing just Monopoly

Or twister ... seems to be the Fab game of choice

Naked twister gives you views you’ve rarely seen before

... also known as expanding your horizons

I shall have to take your word for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad I'm not fafable

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I know I'm not fanciable.

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

huddlesfield

"What happened to playing just Monopoly

Or twister ... seems to be the Fab game of choice

Naked twister gives you views you’ve rarely seen before

... also known as expanding your horizons

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