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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the worst one you have

I'll start

"What does that say on the tag of your coat ?....ahh made in heaven "

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Do you have sex on the first date? No ..

Ok I will see you in here tomorrow

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Hi

Can I dunk my biscuit in your tea?

I mean who would say that?!

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By *otcrossedbunsCouple
over a year ago

south west

My 'mate' used to use, Hows your belly for a lodger?

and do you want to go halves on a bastard. He wasn't very successful.

However, I used to hang around outside the ladies loos in night clubs (very d*unk) and when they came out, sniff them up and down and ask if they had just had a shit? It actually worked once and I pulled. Predictably, I was slapped, punched, given confused and withering looks and beaten senseless a hell of a lot by annoyed boyfriends and sometimes by the women themselves.

I was a bit of a social hand grenade at the time.

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By *otcrossedbunsCouple
over a year ago

south west

Oh just remembered, when dancing with the ladies I would sniff the air and ask is that your feet I can smell?

They would obviously say no.

I would then say "Must be your fanny then".

These are unfortunately true stories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other day someone sent me this...

I am jealous of your heart because its pumping inside of you instead of me

NBVN x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Anyone bring me chocolate , stuck to the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were your clothes 50% off? Because they'd be 100% off at my place.

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

That dress your wearing looks really nice,but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Anyone bring me chocolate , stuck to the sofa."

LvM

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

going ugly early grab your coat

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