FabSwingers.com forum: I noticed you around...I find you very attractive...uhm, would you go to bed with me?

By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

(Trumpets)

Oh common you know the song

Anyway give me your best rejections to the question above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you'd never ask

Oops sorry I've just read the rest of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*laughs*

Really?

*laughs some more*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey you copied my thread!

My lawyers will be in touch with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather take my hot water bottle to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don’t like willies in your bottom op, so if we go to bed, it’ll have to be top to tail for us. Just don’t tickle my feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I remember this song!!!

Came out after the infamous

“Horny” by mooseT (feat. Hot & Juicy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m too busy pretending to be bellaseas hot water bottle

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

No. Your bed sheets look crusty and you’re wearing crap pyjamas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But, you’re to sexy for your shirt, too sexy for your shirt, so….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m too busy pretending to be bellaseas hot water bottle "

Let's just stop pretending Jamie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m too busy pretending to be bellaseas hot water bottle "

Very good move.

I bow

I applaud

Actually, can anyone else smell fish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But, you’re to sexy for your shirt, too sexy for your shirt, so…."

God damn it, the name changes begin, I can't keep track

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"No. Your bed sheets look crusty and you’re wearing crap pyjamas "

Fair enough I'm in my crappy PJ's but my sheets are clean you cheeky git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah sure, can I have the keys to your car first."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Yeah sure, can I have the keys to your car first." "

Hang on, that wasn't a rejection. I'm really bad at this.

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

""Yeah sure, can I have the keys to your car first."

Hang on, that wasn't a rejection. I'm really bad at this. "

I'm gonna need you to try a little bit harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But, you’re to sexy for your shirt, too sexy for your shirt, so….

God damn it, the name changes begin, I can't keep track

Says you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Your bed sheets look crusty and you’re wearing crap pyjamas

Fair enough I'm in my crappy PJ's but my sheets are clean you cheeky git

Hahaha

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"No. Your bed sheets look crusty and you’re wearing crap pyjamas

Fair enough I'm in my crappy PJ's but my sheets are clean you cheeky git

Yeah but that won’t last!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"No. Your bed sheets look crusty and you’re wearing crap pyjamas

Fair enough I'm in my crappy PJ's but my sheets are clean you cheeky git

Yeah but that won’t last!

Come make my sheets crusty

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Sorry I'm having a headache this weekend

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Sorry I'm having a headache this weekend

Did you know that sex relieves headaches....it's scientifically proven don't you know

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"No. Your bed sheets look crusty and you’re wearing crap pyjamas

Fair enough I'm in my crappy PJ's but my sheets are clean you cheeky git

Yeah but that won’t last!

Come make my sheets crusty

Now that’s an offer

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By *arbar2021Couple
over a year ago

city

Sorry....family emergency I have to sort.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"No. Your bed sheets look crusty and you’re wearing crap pyjamas

Fair enough I'm in my crappy PJ's but my sheets are clean you cheeky git

Yeah but that won’t last!

Come make my sheets crusty

Now that’s an offer

You're washing them after though

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sorry but I’m hibernating

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I was just going to say yes...

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"No. Your bed sheets look crusty and you’re wearing crap pyjamas

Fair enough I'm in my crappy PJ's but my sheets are clean you cheeky git

Yeah but that won’t last!

Come make my sheets crusty

Now that’s an offer

You're washing them after though

Better make it worth my while then!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Fuck off you ugly old twerp!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"No. Your bed sheets look crusty and you’re wearing crap pyjamas

Fair enough I'm in my crappy PJ's but my sheets are clean you cheeky git

Yeah but that won’t last!

Come make my sheets crusty

Now that’s an offer

You're washing them after though

Better make it worth my while then!

You saying I'm not worth it? Flouncing off in a massive diva strop now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't leave the house, my Dog ate my shoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hanging vortex just prolapsed

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"No. Your bed sheets look crusty and you’re wearing crap pyjamas

Fair enough I'm in my crappy PJ's but my sheets are clean you cheeky git

Yeah but that won’t last!

Come make my sheets crusty

Now that’s an offer

You're washing them after though

Better make it worth my while then!

You saying I'm not worth it? Flouncing off in a massive diva strop now

Ok ok I’ll come!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I'm having a headache this weekend

Knew it. Never get anywhere with tinder

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I’m too busy pretending to be bellaseas hot water bottle "

Same here

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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