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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

We have not shared a tipple for awhile bar open get your orders in fun time Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the wagon this weekend. Can we have a Perrier please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have not shared a tipple for awhile bar open get your orders in fun time Friday "

Just a glass of Prosecco for me

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

At last .... gasping over here!!!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Bussy, I’ll have whatever you’re having, and a packet of pork scratching a please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something alcoholic.

Anything alcoholic.

Large one, no ice.

Please.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Guinness to start please sir.

I’ll be back in 3 hours for a whiskey and

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

After the week I’ve had nothing but a super stiff triple will do the job

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"On the wagon this weekend. Can we have a Perrier please. "
pleasure madam ice and a slice xx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"We have not shared a tipple for awhile bar open get your orders in fun time Friday

Just a glass of Prosecco for me "

great Friday night choice xxx

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

A couple of slippery nipples to start us of with barman

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"

At last .... gasping over here!!!"

what you having sweet one xx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Bussy, I’ll have whatever you’re having, and a packet of pork scratching a please. "
Guinness do my friend

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Something alcoholic.

Anything alcoholic.

Large one, no ice.

Please. "

sex on the beach xx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Guinness to start please sir.

I’ll be back in 3 hours for a whiskey and "

where are you going for 3 hours my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, all of the above please...been a loooonnnggg week!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"After the week I’ve had nothing but a super stiff triple will do the job "
triple sherry kind sir

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Guinness to start please sir.

I’ll be back in 3 hours for a whiskey and where are you going for 3 hours my friend "

Nowhere, just takes me forever to drink a pint

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"A couple of slippery nipples to start us of with barman "
coming right up you lovely people enjoy

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Yeah, all of the above please...been a loooonnnggg week! "
a wee dram fine lady xx

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

Soft drink for me with lots of ice. Can't stand room temperature drinks x

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Guinness to start please sir.

I’ll be back in 3 hours for a whiskey and where are you going for 3 hours my friend

Nowhere, just takes me forever to drink a pint "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On you go then make it a triple jd and cola then have your way with me in the toilets xxx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Soft drink for me with lots of ice. Can't stand room temperature drinks x"
mango and orange j2o perfect xx

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Vodka and ginger beer with crushed ice please.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"On you go then make it a triple jd and cola then have your way with me in the toilets xxx"

Barman I’ll pay for this one

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Bottle of jd please my friend

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"On you go then make it a triple jd and cola then have your way with me in the toilets xxx"
we have been there before Natalie the pleasure was mine. Really happy weekends to you xxx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Vodka and ginger beer with crushed ice please."
very polite it's on me my friend enjoy xxx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Bottle of jd please my friend "
bottle on the table glass to accompany enjoy

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

At last .... gasping over here!!!what you having sweet one xx "

What have you got on the red wine list?

... a bottle of please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea for me please, and a pack of cheese n onion crisps

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"

At last .... gasping over here!!!what you having sweet one xx

What have you got on the red wine list?

... a bottle of please "

Malbec merlot cabiuon servignon you name it Emily we have it in the cellar xxx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Cup of tea for me please, and a pack of cheese n onion crisps"
Earl Grey from Donny or Yorkshire tea xx

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

I'd love a warmed spiced apple cider, log fire and a bowl of roast potatoes with a side of gravy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On you go then make it a triple jd and cola then have your way with me in the toilets xxxwe have been there before Natalie the pleasure was mine. Really happy weekends to you xxx "

Ha ha so is that a no to the toilets then lol xxx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I'd love a warmed spiced apple cider, log fire and a bowl of roast potatoes with a side of gravy please "
perfect order for a perfect lady .get comfy coming right up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whisky,bottle please mate and grab a glass and stool and join me

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"On you go then make it a triple jd and cola then have your way with me in the toilets xxxwe have been there before Natalie the pleasure was mine. Really happy weekends to you xxx

Ha ha so is that a no to the toilets then lol xxx"

never say never xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's about time this bar reopened

Please can I have an espresso martini

NBVN x

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Whisky,bottle please mate and grab a glass and stool and join me "
nice to see you Micky would be my pleasure

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"It's about time this bar reopened

Please can I have an espresso martini

NBVN x"

my gosh I have missed you nice to see you my lady drink on its way xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cup of tea for me please, and a pack of cheese n onion crispsEarl Grey from Donny or Yorkshire tea xx "

Tetley's for me please milk no sugar XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something alcoholic.

Anything alcoholic.

Large one, no ice.

Please. sex on the beach xx "

That'll do.

For starters

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Cup of tea for me please, and a pack of cheese n onion crispsEarl Grey from Donny or Yorkshire tea xx

Tetley's for me please milk no sugar XX "

perfect xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large glass of Australian Shiraz please. Jacobs Creek if you have it please.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Something alcoholic.

Anything alcoholic.

Large one, no ice.

Please. sex on the beach xx

That'll do.

For starters"

just give us a shout for refill xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not had any alcohol for 2 weeks, so please may I have a large Rioja

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Large glass of Australian Shiraz please. Jacobs Creek if you have it please."
great choice what would be even better is being at Jacobs creek sunlight music under the stars xxx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I've not had any alcohol for 2 weeks, so please may I have a large Rioja "
do better than that Bell bottle on table glass away you go enjoy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water please seems as though I can't taste a stupid thing

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Water please seems as though I can't taste a stupid thing "
oh dear that's rubbish .corporation pop coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's about time this bar reopened

Please can I have an espresso martini

NBVN xmy gosh I have missed you nice to see you my lady drink on its way xxx "

Aww thank you, I missed you too. I do hope you are enjoying your new job.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Water please seems as though I can't taste a stupid thing oh dear that's rubbish .corporation pop coming up "

Thanks kindly can I have a bendy straw and an umbrella to make it look better please xx

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

I'll have a whiskey and c*ke please barkeep

Xx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"It's about time this bar reopened

Please can I have an espresso martini

NBVN xmy gosh I have missed you nice to see you my lady drink on its way xxx

Aww thank you, I missed you too. I do hope you are enjoying your new job.

NBVN x"

what a lovely reply my friend yes going good thanks for asking sweet xx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Water please seems as though I can't taste a stupid thing oh dear that's rubbish .corporation pop coming up

Thanks kindly can I have a bendy straw and an umbrella to make it look better please xx"

course you can on the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have not shared a tipple for awhile bar open get your orders in fun time Friday "

Lime and soda please. Freshly squeezed lime, not cordial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large glass of Australian Shiraz please. Jacobs Creek if you have it please.great choice what would be even better is being at Jacobs creek sunlight music under the stars xxx "

Absolutely....if I didn't have a sore fanny

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I'll have a whiskey and c*ke please barkeep

Xx"

no you won't you will have a double xxx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Large glass of Australian Shiraz please. Jacobs Creek if you have it please.great choice what would be even better is being at Jacobs creek sunlight music under the stars xxx

Absolutely....if I didn't have a sore fanny "

things can only get better xxx

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Pint of Coors and a Midori shot please!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"We have not shared a tipple for awhile bar open get your orders in fun time Friday

Lime and soda please. Freshly squeezed lime, not cordial."

no cordial in this establish ment up market gaff

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Pint of Coors and a Midori shot please! "
great to see you my friend the pleasure is all mine on its way

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire


"I'll have a whiskey and c*ke please barkeep

Xxno you won't you will have a double xxx "

Now that's the kind of ordering around I like lol cheers x

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I'll have a whiskey and c*ke please barkeep

Xxno you won't you will have a double xxx

Now that's the kind of ordering around I like lol cheers x"

here to please

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Could I just have a coffee please x

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Could I just have a coffee please x"
course you can sparkle latte white Americano birds mellow

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Could I just have a coffee please xcourse you can sparkle latte white Americano birds mellow "

Perfect x

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Pint of Coors and a Midori shot please! great to see you my friend the pleasure is all mine on its way "

Cheers! That's quicker service than my local... going down nicely!

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Vodka and Fanta lemon please

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sparkling water please still trying to recover from last alcohol session

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Vodka and Fanta lemon please "
no chance a double for you lovely lady xxx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Sparkling water please still trying to recover from last alcohol session "
hair of the dog perhaps bottle of newky brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take a Pepsi please, as I’m probably driving.

I seem to always be the driver…

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Vodka and Fanta lemon please no chance a double for you lovely lady xxx "

Oh go on then! Xx

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Cocktails please! And strong ones after this week

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I’ll take a Pepsi please, as I’m probably driving.

I seem to always be the driver…"

put your foot down have a break have a pint

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Cocktails please! And strong ones after this week

"

strawberry daiquiri stunning drink for a stunning lady xxx

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

At last .... gasping over here!!!what you having sweet one xx

What have you got on the red wine list?

... a bottle of please Malbec merlot cabiuon servignon you name it Emily we have it in the cellar xxx "

Well in that case I'll have the Château Mouton-Rothschild 1945 – Jeroboam, please

...also happy to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll take a Pepsi please, as I’m probably driving.

I seem to always be the driver…put your foot down have a break have a pint "

To be fair it’s that long since I’ve had a drink it’d probably send me nodding off, lol

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"

At last .... gasping over here!!!what you having sweet one xx

What have you got on the red wine list?

... a bottle of please Malbec merlot cabiuon servignon you name it Emily we have it in the cellar xxx

Well in that case I'll have the Château Mouton-Rothschild 1945 – Jeroboam, please

...also happy to share "

sitting next to you lady I will share a glass if I may xx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I’ll take a Pepsi please, as I’m probably driving.

I seem to always be the driver…put your foot down have a break have a pint

To be fair it’s that long since I’ve had a drink it’d probably send me nodding off, lol"

fair enough my friend

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Just cracked open a bottle of Ale of Wight, a local brew while at the holiday home.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

At last .... gasping over here!!!what you having sweet one xx

What have you got on the red wine list?

... a bottle of please Malbec merlot cabiuon servignon you name it Emily we have it in the cellar xxx

Well in that case I'll have the Château Mouton-Rothschild 1945 – Jeroboam, please

...also happy to share sitting next to you lady I will share a glass if I may xx "

But of course ...long overdue a catch up ...if the bar can tend itself ?!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"

At last .... gasping over here!!!what you having sweet one xx

What have you got on the red wine list?

... a bottle of please Malbec merlot cabiuon servignon you name it Emily we have it in the cellar xxx

Well in that case I'll have the Château Mouton-Rothschild 1945 – Jeroboam, please

...also happy to share sitting next to you lady I will share a glass if I may xx

But of course ...long overdue a catch up ...if the bar can tend itself ?! "

yes just leave money in a hat xx

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