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Your career, it’s behind you… Panto Season!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s almost Panto season (oh no it isn’t, oh yes it is etc etc) .. sooooo, which panto character are you?

And who do you suggest for other characters?

I’m just a simple country boy so clearly I’m Simple Simon .. but who’s going to be first to humble brag about the size of their cock and be the Giant from Jack & the Beanstalk?

Who’s the Principal boy?

Who’s the pantomime Dame!?

I’m not even going to mention the Wicked Witch!!

Play nicely, it’s just meant to be a bit of fun etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be the sausage stealing sausage dog please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no it isn't. Its November.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i be the sausage stealing sausage dog please? "

You’re not getting your teeth around my sausage!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh no it isn't. Its November. "

Oh yes it is!!!

Our local one opens next week!!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Rear end of panto cow for me.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rear end of panto cow for me....."

At least you’ll have a great view of the front ends arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was an ugly sister in a panto before. It was fun until the audience started throwing things at me.

Being a bad girl isn't as fun as the amateur movies portray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nominate Princess Peach for the villain. Not that I think she is villainous, but I think she'd play the part really well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was an ugly sister in a panto before. It was fun until the audience started throwing things at me.

Being a bad girl isn't as fun as the amateur movies portray "

I have built a reputation on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was an ugly sister in a panto before. It was fun until the audience started throwing things at me.

Being a bad girl isn't as fun as the amateur movies portray "

Oh no they didn’t!

(Oh yes they did .. )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I nominate Princess Peach for the villain. Not that I think she is villainous, but I think she'd play the part really well."

good shout, she’s absolutely lovely but I imagine could turn on the style brilliantly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I nominate Princess Peach for the villain. Not that I think she is villainous, but I think she'd play the part really well.

good shout, she’s absolutely lovely but I imagine could turn on the style brilliantly! "

She'd be maleficent! (It's a real word!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sophie could be an ugly sister.

Obvs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a fairy godmother in one, once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sophie could be an ugly sister.

Obvs!

"

you two! Pack it in! (No, don't )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sophie could be an ugly sister.

Obvs!

you two! Pack it in! (No, don't )

"

If you lay on your back, you could be the camel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sophie could be an ugly sister.

Obvs!

you two! Pack it in! (No, don't )

If you lay on your back, you could be the camel!"

You just wanna ride me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sophie could be an ugly sister.

Obvs!

you two! Pack it in! (No, don't )

If you lay on your back, you could be the camel!

You just wanna ride me "

Resist

Resist

Its a trap Jennie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sophie could be an ugly sister.

Obvs!

you two! Pack it in! (No, don't )

If you lay on your back, you could be the camel!

You just wanna ride me "

I’ve got something that, if you give it a brisk rub, out pops something magical.

Oh, and a genies lamp too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sophie could be an ugly sister.

Obvs!

you two! Pack it in! (No, don't )

If you lay on your back, you could be the camel!

You just wanna ride me

I’ve got something that, if you give it a brisk rub, out pops something magical.

Oh, and a genies lamp too "

Boom boom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sophie could be an ugly sister.

Obvs!

you two! Pack it in! (No, don't )

If you lay on your back, you could be the camel!

You just wanna ride me

I’ve got something that, if you give it a brisk rub, out pops something magical.

Oh, and a genies lamp too

Boom boom"

If any pantomime script writers want to use that this year, hit me up. £2 or 8 Freddo’s and it’s yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the tree scenery that keeps falling over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the tree scenery that keeps falling over. "

I wouldn’t mind seeing Puss in your Boots! You know what I mean, even if nobody else has a Scooby what I’m on about!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the tree scenery that keeps falling over.

I wouldn’t mind seeing Puss in your Boots! You know what I mean, even if nobody else has a Scooby what I’m on about!! "

I know.

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