FabSwingers.com forum: I don’t suppose you fancy a shag.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I know it’s early and all that but I don’t suppose you fancy a shag do you.

Not necessarily with me, it’s more a general question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be a remarkable day if I didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, if you're gentle going in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t say no to a cheeky lil shag this morning.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Go on then, if you're gentle going in

I’ll use lube and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I’d rather take a great big poo. But ask me later and things might have changed

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I wouldn’t say no to a cheeky lil shag this morning. "

Come on then

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I know it’s early and all that but I don’t suppose you fancy a shag do you.

Not necessarily with me, it’s more a general question.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My mind says yes, but my body says no.

I could be having some lovely sex this morning if I wanted it.

Think I'll get some more sleep instead.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My mind says yes, but my body says no.

I could be having some lovely sex this morning if I wanted it.

Think I'll get some more sleep instead. "

That’s just showing off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not today thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already have.

Call me a show off if you want but it's rare I have the chance of morning sex so I'm celebrating it

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"Already have.

Call me a show off if you want but it's rare I have the chance of morning sex so I'm celebrating it

Morning sex is the best!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My mind says yes, but my body says no.

I could be having some lovely sex this morning if I wanted it.

Think I'll get some more sleep instead. "

Brag

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By *enm83Man
over a year ago

Stockport

If a good woman can feed me Lemsip, I can always sweat out a cold!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Just let me brush my teeth fiddles and I’m there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally. Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's morning. I'm a hot blooded male... so YES!!!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Already have.

Call me a show off if you want but it's rare I have the chance of morning sex so I'm celebrating it

Go girl.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I do actually but saving myself for tomorrow.

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Generally yes absolutely, just need a willing volunteer

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Just let me brush my teeth fiddles and I’m there

No trouble. Wear knickers like your floss.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Definitely a few ladies here I’d like to play with

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Just let me brush my teeth fiddles and I’m there

No trouble. Wear knickers like your floss.

. Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then, if you're gentle going in

I’ll use lube and everything "

Gentleman and a scholar sir *doffs cap and underwear*

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Not at the moment .. I've got a cucumber stuck up me arse... hopefully nature will take it's course and it'll find it's way out..if not salad will be off the menu for tea tonight..

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By *cooby5555Man
over a year ago

galway

If we were nearer I would be around in a heartbeat need a good pounding forget the lube

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Just let me brush my teeth fiddles and I’m there

He said it's ok just hurry

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By *rafter777Man
over a year ago

Clacton

I just have next door with your Nan

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Just let me brush my teeth fiddles and I’m there

He said it's ok just hurry"

You coming too Yasmeen?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I just have next door with your Nan

I know. You could have at least put her bins out.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Just let me brush my teeth fiddles and I’m there

He said it's ok just hurry

You coming too Yasmeen?

No hes all yours xx

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Just let me brush my teeth fiddles and I’m there

He said it's ok just hurry"

Give her a lift will you.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"Not at the moment .. I've got a cucumber stuck up me arse... hopefully nature will take it's course and it'll find it's way out..if not salad will be off the menu for tea tonight.."

I got a lettuce stuck up mine once. I went to the doctor and he asked me to get undressed and bend over. ‘Christ, that looks painful!’, he said.

‘Painful?’ I replied, ‘That’s just the tip of the iceberg.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Aaaah yes. The elusive shag.

I haven’t had one of those for a while. Are they still around?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Mmmmmmmmeee! I do, I really do. Going for a run instead

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Not at the moment .. I've got a cucumber stuck up me arse... hopefully nature will take it's course and it'll find it's way out..if not salad will be off the menu for tea tonight..

I got a lettuce stuck up mine once. I went to the doctor and he asked me to get undressed and bend over. ‘Christ, that looks painful!’, he said.

‘Painful?’ I replied, ‘That’s just the tip of the iceberg.

‘"

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Aaaah yes. The elusive shag.

I haven’t had one of those for a while. Are they still around? "

Apparently they’re making a comeback

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Mmmmmmmmeee! I do, I really do. Going for a run instead

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going past mine?? Two birds etc!!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Aaaah yes. The elusive shag.

I haven’t had one of those for a while. Are they still around?

Apparently they’re making a comeback

Where do I order one?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Aaaah yes. The elusive shag.

I haven’t had one of those for a while. Are they still around?

Apparently they’re making a comeback

Where do I order one?"

Your order is already in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmmmmeee! I do, I really do. Going for a run instead

Go girl. Hard, fast, run!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Already have.

Call me a show off if you want but it's rare I have the chance of morning sex so I'm celebrating it

Lucky you - but always nice to celebrate a positive start to the day

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Aaaah yes. The elusive shag.

I haven’t had one of those for a while. Are they still around?

Apparently they’re making a comeback

Where do I order one?

Your order is already in.

Special delivery?

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Shag or housework?

Nope I will not give in, housework it is

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Oh there’s a certain someone I cannot wait to climb on top of again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my birthday this week and I'd like a celebratory shag please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a bit of morning sex

But I'm already in work, so unless someone wants to come and bend me over my desk....?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"It's my birthday this week and I'd like a celebratory shag please

That’s the least you deserve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok go on then stick it in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a Friday??? You must be joking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's my birthday this week and I'd like a celebratory shag please

That’s the least you deserve

And

. Obvs

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"It's my birthday this week and I'd like a celebratory shag please

That’s the least you deserve

And

. Obvs

Yes but more shagging.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

It's been a while. Any volunteers?

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By *enm83Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"It's been a while. Any volunteers?

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By *oloris obsequiumWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Love morning sex!!

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By *omerset1976Man
over a year ago

Burnham

Morning sex is great….. afternoon sex is too.

Saying that …. Evening sex is great too.

Oh what the hell…. Anytime of day is great!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never say no tbh. Then again, I don't get a lot of offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been a while. Any volunteers?

Holds hand up and waves.

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"It's been a while. Any volunteers?

I’d love to volunteer but apparently too old ? Xxxx

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Always fancy a shag xx open to invitations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's my birthday this week and I'd like a celebratory shag please

That’s the least you deserve

And

. Obvs

Yes but more shagging. "

It has been a bit sparse of late. But ya know, fussy!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I definitely do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all I've been thinking about since I woke up this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't, thanks. I prefer either a softer textile or a wooden floor please.

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