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By *esthetic21 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

You've done. Can be sexual or not but just weird. If I think yours are weird enough I'll tell you mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made up a weird thing to hear another man’s weird thing

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ate “meat” at a traditional (ie non tourist) Chinese restaurant in Shanghai

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate “meat” at a traditional (ie non tourist) Chinese restaurant in Shanghai "

I dread to think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do tell OP

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I once voluntarily went to Wolverhampton.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Helping a pussy give birth

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Went to Denver

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Dressed up like a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of weird? I once went to my old boyfriends mates house where he was and he wouldn’t come to the door so I went home but the next morning about 7am I went back down there and literally rolled myself in a puddle to pretend I’d been out there the whole night in the rain. I don’t know why I did that. Also that’s probably mode psycho than weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kind of weird? I once went to my old boyfriends mates house where he was and he wouldn’t come to the door so I went home but the next morning about 7am I went back down there and literally rolled myself in a puddle to pretend I’d been out there the whole night in the rain. I don’t know why I did that. Also that’s probably mode psycho than weird "

So my head was just slightly tilted when I started reading this and literally jerked upright when I read "rolled myself in a puddle". Out of everything, I was not expecting that. Kudos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kind of weird? I once went to my old boyfriends mates house where he was and he wouldn’t come to the door so I went home but the next morning about 7am I went back down there and literally rolled myself in a puddle to pretend I’d been out there the whole night in the rain. I don’t know why I did that. Also that’s probably mode psycho than weird "

Must have been a huge puddle to get wet enough to convince him you’d been out in the rain all night, you’d need to have been soaked through to the skin and most puddles don’t have enough water to do that. Also did you rub all your hair in it and splash it all over your face, I can’t imagine it’s easy scooping water out of a puddle and splashing it over your face.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

had breakfast with Mickey Mouse

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

or the other weird thing

had a pet octopus called spotty botty who lived in a fish tank in my living room of my flat 7 floors up in a tower block in London.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Eaten jelly with chopsticks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eaten jelly with chopsticks..."

Was chopsticks eating jelly as well or did he have a different dessert?

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

Not the weirdest thing but it's a funny story

So back when I was in my youth (long time ago) me and the gf at the time wanted to get into it but both lived with parents so car was best option.

we go to the deserted industrial estate and as I said I was in my youth and pushing car to the max as you do and felt like something a bit different so we get out the car and I put her on the bonnet on a coat as it was cold and as soon as I put it in my balls touched the very fucking hot bonnet! Ooof remembered forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kind of weird? I once went to my old boyfriends mates house where he was and he wouldn’t come to the door so I went home but the next morning about 7am I went back down there and literally rolled myself in a puddle to pretend I’d been out there the whole night in the rain. I don’t know why I did that. Also that’s probably mode psycho than weird

Must have been a huge puddle to get wet enough to convince him you’d been out in the rain all night, you’d need to have been soaked through to the skin and most puddles don’t have enough water to do that. Also did you rub all your hair in it and splash it all over your face, I can’t imagine it’s easy scooping water out of a puddle and splashing it over your face. "

Yes. I live in Wales. Very rainy. Lots of deep puddles after the rain. I swished my hair in it plus I was pretty wet from the long walk from my house to his friends house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to Longford once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dressed up like a woman "

Sacrilegious

I was meant to move to Canada with an ex bf, anyway, he decided to dump me and ghost me. Usually it’s when I get heart broken that I act out the most. So back then, I ended up just moving out my parent’s house and get my own place and start completely new, in London. I just told my dad and then mum over the phone, 11 years ago. (I found a place and signed for it etc)

I realise that , as much as It was the best for me, it was totally a strange way to do it, but when I’m really heart broken I feel like I got nothing to lose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not the weirdest thing but it's a funny story

So back when I was in my youth (long time ago) me and the gf at the time wanted to get into it but both lived with parents so car was best option.

we go to the deserted industrial estate and as I said I was in my youth and pushing car to the max as you do and felt like something a bit different so we get out the car and I put her on the bonnet on a coat as it was cold and as soon as I put it in my balls touched the very fucking hot bonnet! Ooof remembered forever. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made up a weird thing to hear another man’s weird thing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joined a swingers site. I think this is pretty weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrapping up my living room door on Xmas Eve five years running so my kids could burst through and get their presents is a little odd. Them asking this year for me to do it again (teenagers now) is odder.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Smoked salvia and lived for 40 years as wall paper in a random house. I watched an entire family grow up and flourish, then woke up in a crack den with a few of my mates laughing at me

6/10 might do again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my entire existence count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joined a swingers site. I think this is pretty weird. "

It's a weird site!!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Joined a swingers site. I think this is pretty weird.

It's a weird site!!"

Au contraire! This site is the only sane place, it's the entire rest of the world that is crazy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t know if it’s technically weird or just stupidity but I once moved the entire set of roadworks from one street to 3 streets over blocking off a main road through town at 3am and leaving a large hole open on the first street

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I used to tell people I did phone sex lines. Just for the shock value.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"I used to tell people I did phone sex lines. Just for the shock value. "

Used them or supplied them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to tell people I did phone sex lines. Just for the shock value. "

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swam into the middle of a pond fully clothed to get my dog because he wasn't swimming back to me. The park was full of people who stared at me the whole time.

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