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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

What's the best thing to use to stop a cock smelling of fish after sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tar

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Wire brush and Dettol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A Hedgehog

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Lol wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dynamite

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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

Pmsl both good but maybe not for cock lol

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

A trip to the clinic

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Deep heat

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"What's the best thing to use to stop a cock smelling of fish after sex

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Garlic paste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure that you don't put it in something that smells on the first place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiger balm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deep heat "

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Are you sure the partner doesn’t have BV?

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

I can't say my cock has ever smelled like fish after sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the best thing to use to stop a cock smelling of fish after sex

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Use the other hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the best thing to use to stop a cock smelling of fish after sex

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Has someone sent you this message in DM?

Anyway, soap and water, don't forget to pull the foreskin back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fucking something that stinks of fish?

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Best thing thing to wash your cock with is fem fresh

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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

Shit think all the above will burn it off lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Not fucking something that stinks of fish?"

Why just add your chip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't say my cock has ever smelled like fish after sex "

You have clearly never had sex with a fish

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Bicarbonate of soda, lemon juice then wipe it down with antibac

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can't say my cock has ever smelled like fish after sex

You have clearly never had sex with a fish"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swarfega

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vicks vapour rub

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Just wash it

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

Brillo pad

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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

Mmmmm it must be just me then if no-one else have this problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batter it

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"I can't say my cock has ever smelled like fish after sex

You have clearly never had sex with a fish"

nope I definitely have not

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Industrial jet washer or sulphuric acid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't say my cock has ever smelled like fish after sex

You have clearly never had sex with a fish"

That's just so out of plaice on here

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Get her some BV vag gel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guillotine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of shake n vac on it

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Habaneros. Chop in half. Rub on.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Batter it"

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"Mmmmm it must be just me then if no-one else have this problem "
what's mmmm about this exactly? I say mmmm about ice cream or cake not fishy fanny

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Total lols right now! Jesus hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Industrial bleach

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Mmmmm it must be just me then if no-one else have this problem "

Maybe it’s your cock. Have a wank then smell your hands. See if the smell is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vinegar and bicarb

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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

Mmmmm some really weird suggestions lol

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Creosote

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"I can't say my cock has ever smelled like fish after sex

You have clearly never had sex with a fish

That's just so out of plaice on here "

I can feel it in my sole

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"Bit of shake n vac on it "

Yes, brings the freshness back!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I rub a guys cock first then sniff my hand if it stinks I say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't say my cock has ever smelled like fish after sex

You have clearly never had sex with a fish

That's just so out of plaice on here "

Listen buddy, I know my plaice and how to fillet

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

No nonsense white spirit

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I rub a guys cock first then sniff my hand if it stinks I say no"

Scratch and sniff

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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

Yes if I wank it's the same even washing it after in morning smells like a fish lo

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"Mmmmm some really weird suggestions lol

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don't try the dynamite one

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I rub a guys cock first then sniff my hand if it stinks I say no"

. Doesn’t everyone? Haha

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Petrol.

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By *ulgehunterMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

Citric acid

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"Yes if I wank it's the same even washing it after in morning smells like a fish lo

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you're making this up surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set it on fire . But use a nice scented flame

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I rub a guys cock first then sniff my hand if it stinks I say no

. Doesn’t everyone? Haha "

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I rub a guys cock first then sniff my hand if it stinks I say no

. Doesn’t everyone? Haha "

The equivalent of the finger test wifey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rub a guys cock first then sniff my hand if it stinks I say no

. Doesn’t everyone? Haha "

Some of us can't afford to be that fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't say my cock has ever smelled like fish after sex

You have clearly never had sex with a fish

That's just so out of plaice on here

Listen buddy, I know my plaice and how to fillet"

With jokes that bad I'm gonna have to make you walk the plankton

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Mmmmm it must be just me then if no-one else have this problem

Maybe it’s your cock. Have a wank then smell your hands. See if the smell is there "

would be cheesy? if he has dried up cum on his winkle. Hahaha

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Yes if I wank it's the same even washing it after in morning smells like a fish lo

you're making this up surely"

This is what I’m thinking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes if I wank it's the same even washing it after in morning smells like a fish lo

you're making this up surely"

If not should see a doctor!

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"I rub a guys cock first then sniff my hand if it stinks I say no

. Doesn’t everyone? Haha "

the old sniff test everyone does this. If it smells off its a no from me. I think it's easier for a guy to have a smelly dick though as a vagina cleans itself and if the lady is healthy and clean her vagene will smell beautiful but a all day willy is nasty

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Yes if I wank it's the same even washing it after in morning smells like a fish lo

you're making this up surely

If not should see a doctor! "

Yes it's an infection

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I rub a guys cock first then sniff my hand if it stinks I say no

. Doesn’t everyone? Haha

The equivalent of the finger test wifey! "

Hahahaha yep!

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By *he RizzlerMan
over a year ago

b

Is this a real forum question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of shake n vac on it "

Oooh Lilly of the valley is my favourite.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I rub a guys cock first then sniff my hand if it stinks I say no

. Doesn’t everyone? Haha

Some of us can't afford to be that fussy"

. Oh how I’ve missed you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of shake n vac on it

Oooh Lilly of the valley is my favourite. "

it puts the freshness back

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Scrub it raw with Scotchbrite dipped in Turps?

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By *unfunfunx2ooMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

put a peg on your nose and run for it !!!

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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

Yes it's real lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sounds like

Smeggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flame thrower or as Rick stein for a recipe

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"Bit of shake n vac on it

Oooh Lilly of the valley is my favourite. it puts the freshness back "

I was just singing that in my head

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By *yclindaveMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Yes if I wank it's the same even washing it after in morning smells like a fish lo

"

Sounds like an infection if some kind most likely yeast though quite rare for a chap. It shouldn't smell like a fish if there is a good hygiene routine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick it in a fish tank .

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Imagine putting shake n vac on your bellend

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By *he RizzlerMan
over a year ago

b


"Yes it's real lol

"

Well then I truly am baffled.

Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you keep a kipper in your trouser pocket?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m dying at this thread

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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

Nope isn't infection had even before a partner if wanked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes it's real lol

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You mean reel?

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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

Well least made few of you laugh

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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

Yes this is reeeel lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Well least made few of you laugh "

But if its fishy its not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

…a proper shower with Soap & Water. Else see a doctor!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Take the top layer off with a Dremel, then hose it down with a Lynx Africa gift set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better of on plenty of fish captain Birdseye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have mad preparation if I knew I was gonna be having sex with someone. Would take me weeks to change my diet. Now it’s much less. I’m gonna have sex Saturday so from tomorrow I’ll do a 24 fruit only diet. Just eat melons, pineapples and clementines all day and night, hopefully that will give me a good shit Saturday lunch time and all I’ll drink is litres of water.

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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

Don't I know thought this was what most ppl got after sex

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"I used to have mad preparation if I knew I was gonna be having sex with someone. Would take me weeks to change my diet. Now it’s much less. I’m gonna have sex Saturday so from tomorrow I’ll do a 24 fruit only diet. Just eat melons, pineapples and clementines all day and night, hopefully that will give me a good shit Saturday lunch time and all I’ll drink is litres of water. "
get the douche out have a proper cleanse

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Try digging the cheese out from under your foreskin OP, this should help and stop shagging women with a wiffey kipper.

Disclaimer, I have no medical qualifications.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Don't I know thought this was what most ppl got after sex "

Try

Lavender

Eucalyptus oil

Tea tree oil

Coconut oil

Together

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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

And yes I'm a very clean person and like good hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to have mad preparation if I knew I was gonna be having sex with someone. Would take me weeks to change my diet. Now it’s much less. I’m gonna have sex Saturday so from tomorrow I’ll do a 24 fruit only diet. Just eat melons, pineapples and clementines all day and night, hopefully that will give me a good shit Saturday lunch time and all I’ll drink is litres of water. "

Off to the Polish greengrocers later then?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"And yes I'm a very clean person and like good hygiene

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Sniff it

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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

And if meeting I definitely don't smell of fish because won't have sex at least 3 days before

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"And if meeting I definitely don't smell of fish because won't have sex at least 3 days before "

Do you eat pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And if meeting I definitely don't smell of fish because won't have sex at least 3 days before

Do you eat pineapple "

Only on a pizza

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Try adding salt and vinegar plus maybe some tomato ketchup, or tartar sauce. That's the traditional way of flavouring anything fishy, but you could have a KFC at the side of the bed to rub into it if you want to make it fingers licking good afterwards.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"And if meeting I definitely don't smell of fish because won't have sex at least 3 days before

Do you eat pineapple

Only on a pizza"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fishnets is often a symptoms of a UTI. You can pick up a UTI from a non sexually transmitted source.

Get it checked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And yes I'm a very clean person and like good hygiene

"

Course you are. Live in bath for fk sakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And if meeting I definitely don't smell of fish because won't have sex at least 3 days before

Do you eat pineapple

Only on a pizza"

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fishnets is often a symptoms of a UTI. You can pick up a UTI from a non sexually transmitted source.

Get it checked out"

FFS fishiness not fishnets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fishnets is often a symptoms of a UTI. You can pick up a UTI from a non sexually transmitted source.

Get it checked out

FFS fishiness not fishnets"

nearly threw mine out then

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Fishnets is often a symptoms of a UTI. You can pick up a UTI from a non sexually transmitted source.

Get it checked out

FFS fishiness not fishnets"

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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

Well found out what work was neat hand wash antibac and now nice smelling cock

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Fishnets is often a symptoms of a UTI. You can pick up a UTI from a non sexually transmitted source.

Get it checked out

FFS fishiness not fishnets

nearly threw mine out then"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Well found out what work was neat hand wash antibac and now nice smelling cock "

Take it to

Nebraska

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By *nthony_60Man
over a year ago

ipswich

Stop fucking cod

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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

Well it certainly was good to see all those wonderful suggestions of how to get rid of smell and if anyone else had the same problem

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Well it certainly was good to see all those wonderful suggestions of how to get rid of smell and if anyone else had the same problem"

Plenty do see a dictor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop fucking a fish.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

sounds like you need a trip to the special clinic to me... and whoever you stick it in too

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea


"Stick it in a fish tank . "

Well I got put off once by a woman whose house pet's included a tarantula and a python because, I wasn't going to risk waking up the morning to a bj off a snake, but as for dipping it in the fish tank and risking a bj off a piranha or a Japanese fighting fish, forget it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try washing it x only after you have sucked it for at least 20 minutes lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fishnets is often a symptoms of a UTI. You can pick up a UTI from a non sexually transmitted source.

Get it checked out

FFS fishiness not fishnets

nearly threw mine out then"

Haha I laughed too hard at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the best thing to use to stop a cock smelling of fish after sex

"

It's pretty simple really. Use toothpaste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to have mad preparation if I knew I was gonna be having sex with someone. Would take me weeks to change my diet. Now it’s much less. I’m gonna have sex Saturday so from tomorrow I’ll do a 24 fruit only diet. Just eat melons, pineapples and clementines all day and night, hopefully that will give me a good shit Saturday lunch time and all I’ll drink is litres of water.

Off to the Polish greengrocers later then?"

I’ve got plenty of clementines here and two honey dews. Probably got a couple tins of pineapple kicking about in the cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dip it in molten lava

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Don't I know thought this was what most ppl got after sex "

Only those with a problem. If you have a fastidious, frequent hygiene routine, I suggest a visit to a clinic, or get your chakras balanced.

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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

Thanks Annie I like your post and profile and I did read all of it very good of you to help ppl out

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Sensible answer:

Hygiene related - smegma buildup

Undiagnosed/poorly controlled diabetes

Infections:

Gardnerella

Trichomonas

Bacterial vaginosis (yes, men can be infected with the same bacteria)

A trip to the clap clinic, swabs etc required.

If nothing else works though, just slap a bit of Hollandaise on and she'll not notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks Annie I like your post and profile and I did read all of it very good of you to help ppl out "

I work in Amazon and see thousands of items. A common item that’s bought is Canesbalance, bacterial vaginosis treatment gel. Could try that along with drinking lots and lots of water everyday, cool cotton underwear and avoid tight fitting clothes in the crotch area. Also don’t use perfumes soaps or shower gels. Try not to have baths all the time where you’re washing your hair and sitting in the water. Quick blast inside with the shower head and just wash the outside flaps should be enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking a shower

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By *sandyou69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bath

God don't ppl read the messages

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Well looks like this is the plaice to be tonight for old trouts who want to scale things up and become more palatable, and not get battered in the process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes if I wank it's the same even washing it after in morning smells like a fish lo

"

Gum clinic - and hurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vicks Vapor rub.

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

You've got to be codding right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A condom

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Salt n vinegar

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By *iking.beardMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Deep heat or vicks!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Perhaps it’s not the cock that needs looking at it could be where it’s been

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Dip it in a bit of the old Jeyes fluid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must be to do with the stinky fanny your knobbing if its after sex.

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"What's the best thing to use to stop a cock smelling of fish after sex

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Stop fucking fish

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"It must be to do with the stinky fanny your knobbing if its after sex. "

No. He said it’s the same after a wank

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What's the best thing to use to stop a cock smelling of fish after sex

Stop fucking fish "

Been said

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

To early for me all

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the best thing to use to stop a cock smelling of fish after sex

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Stop fucking fish.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Tar "

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It must be to do with the stinky fanny your knobbing if its after sex.

No. He said it’s the same after a wank "

Oooh didnt see that.... well could be todo with diet, poor diet changes bodily smells & cum taste/smell also potent food like asparagus, currys ect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt and vinegar or tartare sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving it a good wash with soap and water should do the trick, and not sticking it in fishy fanny's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hinch it in some Fabulosa or Zoflora hun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you will have to excise it.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Wash it. With bleach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I shag bums

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By *est Mims LookingCouple
over a year ago

Crofton

Stop screwing fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut oil; cold pressed, organic. It's got antibacterial properties.

Give it a try for a few days, should do the trick.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Bleach

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Get it on a belt sander for a bit then stir a jar of ethanol with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread of the year!!!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Mmmmm it must be just me then if no-one else has this problem "

Yes, and your problem is you have probably got a bacterial infection

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Just washing. Soap and water. Nothing out of the ordinary.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"

Mmmmm it must be just me then if no-one else has this problem

Yes, and your problem is you have probably got a bacterial infection "

This. Fishy prob means BV an infection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Batter it"

Underrated comment ^

Lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

One of you has B.V. or other imbalance

You may not be showing symptoms but when the sperm reacts with female secretions a fishy smelling odour occurs.

My advice for the cock is ..... stop sticking it in.

For the vag....... eat healthily. See your doc.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Batter it

Underrated comment ^

Lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your dick in a acid bath wave the fucker goodbye

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m eating but the intrigue was too great

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

For cods sake, why does she smell of fish? If fish smells then it normally means that it's going off!

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"One of you has B.V. or other imbalance

You may not be showing symptoms but when the sperm reacts with female secretions a fishy smelling odour occurs.

My advice for the cock is ..... stop sticking it in.

For the vag....... eat healthily. See your doc.

"

Yes, experienced this not so long ago. It was also a little "stingy" on me.

My friend now has an after sex cream (internal application) that has stopped the problem dead. I can't remember the name of the stuff (we call it anti-sting cream!).

Sometimes a good wash does not work, but anti-bac hand cleaner (a more delicate one) can do the job (this is on the cock).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the best thing to use to stop a cock smelling of fish after sex

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Paste of red and black peper, half lemon juice, half table spoon salt, mix well and apply for 10 mins before and after sex.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

How about a good shower?

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester


"What's the best thing to use to stop a cock smelling of fish after sex

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Change the pussy

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Don't sleep with dirty fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great fishy cock thread everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lysol wipes if lysol can't fix it nothing will except maybe Jeyes fluid.

lol, in all seriousness you might want to see a Dr probably some sort of bacterial infection.

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