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"But why ? " Read the charge list Bella...... Why's are very expensive ! | |||
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"You do. It smells of jizz!" Omg! Hello!!! Welcome back x | |||
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"You do. It smells of jizz!" Heyyyyyy xxxx | |||
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"You do. It smells of jizz!" Hey you!!!!! I was thinking about you just a few days ago. Hope you're well and life being kind to you | |||
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"You do. It smells of jizz! Omg! Hello!!! Welcome back x " Thanks. Tentatively dipping my .... toe .... | |||
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"You do. It smells of jizz! Hey you!!!!! I was thinking about you just a few days ago. Hope you're well and life being kind to you " Life's been a cunt. But things looking up again now x | |||
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"You do. It smells of jizz! Hey you!!!!! I was thinking about you just a few days ago. Hope you're well and life being kind to you Life's been a cunt. But things looking up again now x" Can I kick it? I got everything crossed it keeps going the right direction | |||
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"I know everyone I meet gets a link to my surveymonkey for a chance to win a free bag of chips. " I like chips, please may I have the link ? | |||
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"I'm chewing it Crumpster. What the hell did you eat?" I'm a clean eater! Might have been the toephew! | |||
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"I know everyone I meet gets a link to my surveymonkey for a chance to win a free bag of chips. I like chips, please may I have the link ? " Soz, you've got to at least feel me up first (nothing free in my world!). | |||
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"If I buy your product it’s because I wanted to, nothing to do with you, if I didn’t want to buy it it’s even less to do with you. Can anyone rate my penis for me and tell me how I can improve it? " Ask the Clique | |||
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"If I buy your product it’s because I wanted to, nothing to do with you, if I didn’t want to buy it it’s even less to do with you. Can anyone rate my penis for me and tell me how I can improve it? " You can't improve on perfection. That's the free sample. | |||
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"If I buy your product it’s because I wanted to, nothing to do with you, if I didn’t want to buy it it’s even less to do with you. Can anyone rate my penis for me and tell me how I can improve it? " Maybe if I could have a feel I could give more accurate feedback? | |||
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"How much of your day/life is taken up by companies wanting to know what you think of their product - Theatres wanting to know what you thought of the show. Doctors, Dentists, Shops , Holiday Companies....... Even on here! Tell me why i'm not your type so that I can improve myself. Tell me how to get women to fuck me. Help me write my profile. Explain the forum rules to me..... What can I do to improve my appearance. I'M JUST POINTING OUT......... Forumites are NOT a free service. They are here to spend their leisure time in a leisurely way...... NOT to bolster the hapless n hopeless ..... Thank you very much ! What do you think of this farrrrrrt !" Hear hear! Picking up specifically on the forum stuff, it boggles my mind how some folks think it’s ok to ask strangers to help them get sex! I fail to see why I should pour my energy into helping Bert from Dorset get his end away | |||
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"If I buy your product it’s because I wanted to, nothing to do with you, if I didn’t want to buy it it’s even less to do with you. Can anyone rate my penis for me and tell me how I can improve it? Ask the Clique " Aren’t you the Clique? | |||
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"If I buy your product it’s because I wanted to, nothing to do with you, if I didn’t want to buy it it’s even less to do with you. Can anyone rate my penis for me and tell me how I can improve it? You can't improve on perfection. That's the free sample. " Aww shucks | |||
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"If I buy your product it’s because I wanted to, nothing to do with you, if I didn’t want to buy it it’s even less to do with you. Can anyone rate my penis for me and tell me how I can improve it? Ask the Clique Aren’t you the Clique? " I beg your pardon????? | |||
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"If I buy your product it’s because I wanted to, nothing to do with you, if I didn’t want to buy it it’s even less to do with you. Can anyone rate my penis for me and tell me how I can improve it? Maybe if I could have a feel I could give more accurate feedback? " You had better check with the better half first | |||
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"If I buy your product it’s because I wanted to, nothing to do with you, if I didn’t want to buy it it’s even less to do with you. Can anyone rate my penis for me and tell me how I can improve it? Maybe if I could have a feel I could give more accurate feedback? You had better check with the better half first " I never knew it was you Just clicked now | |||
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"If I buy your product it’s because I wanted to, nothing to do with you, if I didn’t want to buy it it’s even less to do with you. Can anyone rate my penis for me and tell me how I can improve it? Ask the Clique Aren’t you the Clique? I beg your pardon?????" | |||
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"If I buy your product it’s because I wanted to, nothing to do with you, if I didn’t want to buy it it’s even less to do with you. Can anyone rate my penis for me and tell me how I can improve it? Maybe if I could have a feel I could give more accurate feedback? You had better check with the better half first " Shhhh. Our secret | |||
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"If I buy your product it’s because I wanted to, nothing to do with you, if I didn’t want to buy it it’s even less to do with you. Can anyone rate my penis for me and tell me how I can improve it? Maybe if I could have a feel I could give more accurate feedback? You had better check with the better half first Shhhh. Our secret " I saw nothing | |||
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"If I buy your product it’s because I wanted to, nothing to do with you, if I didn’t want to buy it it’s even less to do with you. Can anyone rate my penis for me and tell me how I can improve it? Maybe if I could have a feel I could give more accurate feedback? You had better check with the better half first Shhhh. Our secret I saw nothing " She found us | |||
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"How much of your day/life is taken up by companies wanting to know what you think of their product - Theatres wanting to know what you thought of the show. Doctors, Dentists, Shops , Holiday Companies....... Even on here! Tell me why i'm not your type so that I can improve myself. Tell me how to get women to fuck me. Help me write my profile. Explain the forum rules to me..... What can I do to improve my appearance. I'M JUST POINTING OUT......... Forumites are NOT a free service. They are here to spend their leisure time in a leisurely way...... NOT to bolster the hapless n hopeless ..... Thank you very much ! What do you think of this farrrrrrt !" Do you mind if I plagiarise? I could use some of this on my profile | |||
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"Granny you definitely need some more roughage today " Impossible ......... ! | |||
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"How much of your day/life is taken up by companies wanting to know what you think of their product - Theatres wanting to know what you thought of the show. Doctors, Dentists, Shops , Holiday Companies....... Even on here! Tell me why i'm not your type so that I can improve myself. Tell me how to get women to fuck me. Help me write my profile. Explain the forum rules to me..... What can I do to improve my appearance. I'M JUST POINTING OUT......... Forumites are NOT a free service. They are here to spend their leisure time in a leisurely way...... NOT to bolster the hapless n hopeless ..... Thank you very much ! What do you think of this farrrrrrt ! Do you mind if I plagiarise? I could use some of this on my profile " Have it ! It's in the ether so it's no longer mine.... Would you leave me some feedback on it though ......... cheers. | |||
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"How much of your day/life is taken up by companies wanting to know what you think of their product - Theatres wanting to know what you thought of the show. Doctors, Dentists, Shops , Holiday Companies....... Even on here! Tell me why i'm not your type so that I can improve myself. Tell me how to get women to fuck me. Help me write my profile. Explain the forum rules to me..... What can I do to improve my appearance. I'M JUST POINTING OUT......... Forumites are NOT a free service. They are here to spend their leisure time in a leisurely way...... NOT to bolster the hapless n hopeless ..... Thank you very much ! What do you think of this farrrrrrt !" Good job I hit this thread I was literally just going to start one looking for pointers on making my profile super boss !!!! Cause I’m not getting any attention but There’s a rumor going around men out number women ?? And that I’ve absolutely no chance This really true ? So many questions ? It’s tough on here for sure ! Yeah your farttttt was alright probably a 7 | |||
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"How much of your day/life is taken up by companies wanting to know what you think of their product - Theatres wanting to know what you thought of the show. Doctors, Dentists, Shops , Holiday Companies....... Even on here! Tell me why i'm not your type so that I can improve myself. Tell me how to get women to fuck me. Help me write my profile. Explain the forum rules to me..... What can I do to improve my appearance. I'M JUST POINTING OUT......... Forumites are NOT a free service. They are here to spend their leisure time in a leisurely way...... NOT to bolster the hapless n hopeless ..... Thank you very much ! What do you think of this farrrrrrt ! Good job I hit this thread I was literally just going to start one looking for pointers on making my profile super boss !!!! Cause I’m not getting any attention but There’s a rumor going around men out number women ?? And that I’ve absolutely no chance This really true ? So many questions ? It’s tough on here for sure ! Yeah your farttttt was alright probably a 7 " Nah. There are on average 3femakes for every male on here. Good photos of your penis should get you all the clunge you can handle | |||
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"How much of your day/life is taken up by companies wanting to know what you think of their product - Theatres wanting to know what you thought of the show. Doctors, Dentists, Shops , Holiday Companies....... Even on here! Tell me why i'm not your type so that I can improve myself. Tell me how to get women to fuck me. Help me write my profile. Explain the forum rules to me..... What can I do to improve my appearance. I'M JUST POINTING OUT......... Forumites are NOT a free service. They are here to spend their leisure time in a leisurely way...... NOT to bolster the hapless n hopeless ..... Thank you very much ! What do you think of this farrrrrrt ! Good job I hit this thread I was literally just going to start one looking for pointers on making my profile super boss !!!! Cause I’m not getting any attention but There’s a rumor going around men out number women ?? And that I’ve absolutely no chance This really true ? So many questions ? It’s tough on here for sure ! Yeah your farttttt was alright probably a 7 Nah. There are on average 3femakes for every male on here. Good photos of your penis should get you all the clunge you can handle " I got told multiple angles and with objects such as a sky remote, lynx africa can works amazing, drowning in clunge if that's done. | |||
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"How much of your day/life is taken up by companies wanting to know what you think of their product - Theatres wanting to know what you thought of the show. Doctors, Dentists, Shops , Holiday Companies....... Even on here! Tell me why i'm not your type so that I can improve myself. Tell me how to get women to fuck me. Help me write my profile. Explain the forum rules to me..... What can I do to improve my appearance. I'M JUST POINTING OUT......... Forumites are NOT a free service. They are here to spend their leisure time in a leisurely way...... NOT to bolster the hapless n hopeless ..... Thank you very much ! What do you think of this farrrrrrt ! Good job I hit this thread I was literally just going to start one looking for pointers on making my profile super boss !!!! Cause I’m not getting any attention but There’s a rumor going around men out number women ?? And that I’ve absolutely no chance This really true ? So many questions ? It’s tough on here for sure ! Yeah your farttttt was alright probably a 7 Nah. There are on average 3femakes for every male on here. Good photos of your penis should get you all the clunge you can handle " She speaks the truth | |||
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"How much of your day/life is taken up by companies wanting to know what you think of their product - Theatres wanting to know what you thought of the show. Doctors, Dentists, Shops , Holiday Companies....... Even on here! Tell me why i'm not your type so that I can improve myself. Tell me how to get women to fuck me. Help me write my profile. Explain the forum rules to me..... What can I do to improve my appearance. I'M JUST POINTING OUT......... Forumites are NOT a free service. They are here to spend their leisure time in a leisurely way...... NOT to bolster the hapless n hopeless ..... Thank you very much ! What do you think of this farrrrrrt ! Good job I hit this thread I was literally just going to start one looking for pointers on making my profile super boss !!!! Cause I’m not getting any attention but There’s a rumor going around men out number women ?? And that I’ve absolutely no chance This really true ? So many questions ? It’s tough on here for sure ! Yeah your farttttt was alright probably a 7 Nah. There are on average 3femakes for every male on here. Good photos of your penis should get you all the clunge you can handle " Unsure as to whether Mr Stoncho actually has a penis. It was unfortunately misplaced during lockdown 1 and never located. Sad, innit? | |||
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"How much of your day/life is taken up by companies wanting to know what you think of their product - Theatres wanting to know what you thought of the show. Doctors, Dentists, Shops , Holiday Companies....... Even on here! Tell me why i'm not your type so that I can improve myself. Tell me how to get women to fuck me. Help me write my profile. Explain the forum rules to me..... What can I do to improve my appearance. I'M JUST POINTING OUT......... Forumites are NOT a free service. They are here to spend their leisure time in a leisurely way...... NOT to bolster the hapless n hopeless ..... Thank you very much ! What do you think of this farrrrrrt ! Good job I hit this thread I was literally just going to start one looking for pointers on making my profile super boss !!!! Cause I’m not getting any attention but There’s a rumor going around men out number women ?? And that I’ve absolutely no chance This really true ? So many questions ? It’s tough on here for sure ! Yeah your farttttt was alright probably a 7 Nah. There are on average 3femakes for every male on here. Good photos of your penis should get you all the clunge you can handle Unsure as to whether Mr Stoncho actually has a penis. It was unfortunately misplaced during lockdown 1 and never located. Sad, innit? " Your just sour your invitation for it to be lodged in your mouth was refused ! And yeah that offer was lockdown 1 and your still harping on here about it ? That’s embarrassing | |||
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"How much of your day/life is taken up by companies wanting to know what you think of their product - Theatres wanting to know what you thought of the show. Doctors, Dentists, Shops , Holiday Companies....... Even on here! Tell me why i'm not your type so that I can improve myself. Tell me how to get women to fuck me. Help me write my profile. Explain the forum rules to me..... What can I do to improve my appearance. I'M JUST POINTING OUT......... Forumites are NOT a free service. They are here to spend their leisure time in a leisurely way...... NOT to bolster the hapless n hopeless ..... Thank you very much ! What do you think of this farrrrrrt ! Good job I hit this thread I was literally just going to start one looking for pointers on making my profile super boss !!!! Cause I’m not getting any attention but There’s a rumor going around men out number women ?? And that I’ve absolutely no chance This really true ? So many questions ? It’s tough on here for sure ! Yeah your farttttt was alright probably a 7 Nah. There are on average 3femakes for every male on here. Good photos of your penis should get you all the clunge you can handle Unsure as to whether Mr Stoncho actually has a penis. It was unfortunately misplaced during lockdown 1 and never located. Sad, innit? Your just sour your invitation for it to be lodged in your mouth was refused ! And yeah that offer was lockdown 1 and your still harping on here about it ? That’s embarrassing " Actually, just turned out our toy cupboard and I think I found it. Yours was dayglo pink with glitter, no? | |||
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"How much of your day/life is taken up by companies wanting to know what you think of their product - Theatres wanting to know what you thought of the show. Doctors, Dentists, Shops , Holiday Companies....... Even on here! Tell me why i'm not your type so that I can improve myself. Tell me how to get women to fuck me. Help me write my profile. Explain the forum rules to me..... What can I do to improve my appearance. I'M JUST POINTING OUT......... Forumites are NOT a free service. They are here to spend their leisure time in a leisurely way...... NOT to bolster the hapless n hopeless ..... Thank you very much ! What do you think of this farrrrrrt ! Good job I hit this thread I was literally just going to start one looking for pointers on making my profile super boss !!!! Cause I’m not getting any attention but There’s a rumor going around men out number women ?? And that I’ve absolutely no chance This really true ? So many questions ? It’s tough on here for sure ! Yeah your farttttt was alright probably a 7 Nah. There are on average 3femakes for every male on here. Good photos of your penis should get you all the clunge you can handle Unsure as to whether Mr Stoncho actually has a penis. It was unfortunately misplaced during lockdown 1 and never located. Sad, innit? Your just sour your invitation for it to be lodged in your mouth was refused ! And yeah that offer was lockdown 1 and your still harping on here about it ? That’s embarrassing Actually, just turned out our toy cupboard and I think I found it. Yours was dayglo pink with glitter, no? " Yep that’s me !!! I like that you call the spare room in your house the cupboard !!! | |||
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"How much of your day/life is taken up by companies wanting to know what you think of their product - Theatres wanting to know what you thought of the show. Doctors, Dentists, Shops , Holiday Companies....... Even on here! Tell me why i'm not your type so that I can improve myself. Tell me how to get women to fuck me. Help me write my profile. Explain the forum rules to me..... What can I do to improve my appearance. I'M JUST POINTING OUT......... Forumites are NOT a free service. They are here to spend their leisure time in a leisurely way...... NOT to bolster the hapless n hopeless ..... Thank you very much ! What do you think of this farrrrrrt ! Good job I hit this thread I was literally just going to start one looking for pointers on making my profile super boss !!!! Cause I’m not getting any attention but There’s a rumor going around men out number women ?? And that I’ve absolutely no chance This really true ? So many questions ? It’s tough on here for sure ! Yeah your farttttt was alright probably a 7 Nah. There are on average 3femakes for every male on here. Good photos of your penis should get you all the clunge you can handle Unsure as to whether Mr Stoncho actually has a penis. It was unfortunately misplaced during lockdown 1 and never located. Sad, innit? Your just sour your invitation for it to be lodged in your mouth was refused ! And yeah that offer was lockdown 1 and your still harping on here about it ? That’s embarrassing Actually, just turned out our toy cupboard and I think I found it. Yours was dayglo pink with glitter, no? Yep that’s me !!! I like that you call the spare room in your house the cupboard !!! " We used to call it "the coffin" but it was one hell of an undertaking to clean after a good session | |||
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