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Dodgy Dave’s Deal Of The Day

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dodgy Dave ‘ere. ‘Ow yer doing? My back’s giving me a bit of gyp ‘ere but enough o’that.

Any ‘ow, so I’ve got a batch of 500 doughnut cushions that fell off the back of a lorry here guv/darlin’.

Yer know the sort, for yer arse when yer get piles right? Yeah?

Unfortunately, no one’s takin’ the buggers (seem to be embarrassed or somethin’?)

Any ‘ow - can yer give us alternative usages so I can shift ‘em quick like? Cheers squire/luv

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Circular armbands for novice swimmers.....

Re label them as inner tubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replying from my Doughnut/Donut/ Cushion.

Could use 'em as a pillow when you have a jammy ear.

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By *tefe-MartyCouple
over a year ago

Cambs

As its coming up to Christmas

Adult ring toss

Your man is standing to attention the winner is the first to get a rubber ring over his cock

Should sell like hot cakes round these parts

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Got a new piercing on your ear, I got a pillow for you right here.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!

The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!

The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers! "

I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!

The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!

I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it. "

I'll take your cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!

The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!

I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.

I'll take your cut "

OK, you taking me out for a meal?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!

The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!

I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.

I'll take your cut

OK, you taking me out for a meal? "

Damn right but I'm pouring my desert cream on you and licking it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!

The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!

I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.

I'll take your cut

OK, you taking me out for a meal?

Damn right but I'm pouring my desert cream on you and licking it off "

Only if it's on the restaurant table. (don't worry op, we will be taking this to private messages )

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!

The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!

I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.

I'll take your cut

OK, you taking me out for a meal?

Damn right but I'm pouring my desert cream on you and licking it off

Only if it's on the restaurant table. (don't worry op, we will be taking this to private messages ) "

When there is a will, there is a way

I think we could sell some pillows at the same time

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!

The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!

I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.

I'll take your cut

OK, you taking me out for a meal?

Damn right but I'm pouring my desert cream on you and licking it off

Only if it's on the restaurant table. (don't worry op, we will be taking this to private messages ) "

That’s quite alright - ‘ow about I flog yer both a big pile o’me pillows to lay on? I’ll make a Luv nest o’sorts? See, diamond geezer me - always looking art for others like

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!

The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!

I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.

I'll take your cut

OK, you taking me out for a meal?

Damn right but I'm pouring my desert cream on you and licking it off

Only if it's on the restaurant table. (don't worry op, we will be taking this to private messages )

That’s quite alright - ‘ow about I flog yer both a big pile o’me pillows to lay on? I’ll make a Luv nest o’sorts? See, diamond geezer me - always looking art for others like "

I knew I could count on you to help out, cheers buddy

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!

The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!

I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.

I'll take your cut

OK, you taking me out for a meal?

Damn right but I'm pouring my desert cream on you and licking it off

Only if it's on the restaurant table. (don't worry op, we will be taking this to private messages )

That’s quite alright - ‘ow about I flog yer both a big pile o’me pillows to lay on? I’ll make a Luv nest o’sorts? See, diamond geezer me - always looking art for others like

I knew I could count on you to help out, cheers buddy "

My pleasure Guv’ner; stick with Dave - I’ll always see yer right I will

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!

The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!

I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.

I'll take your cut

OK, you taking me out for a meal?

Damn right but I'm pouring my desert cream on you and licking it off

Only if it's on the restaurant table. (don't worry op, we will be taking this to private messages )

That’s quite alright - ‘ow about I flog yer both a big pile o’me pillows to lay on? I’ll make a Luv nest o’sorts? See, diamond geezer me - always looking art for others like

I knew I could count on you to help out, cheers buddy

My pleasure Guv’ner; stick with Dave - I’ll always see yer right I will "

Be millionaires by Christmas I swear

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