FabSwingers.com forum: Who’s your guilty wank

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who have you brought yourself off thinking about that would cause you great shame if people found out? Add in the act as well for fun

I’ll start... Mary Beard

Munging

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

Magica de Spell, and Daisy Duck

Back in my early teens...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Magica de Spell, and Daisy Duck

Back in my early teens..."

Quacking start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man summers. Not even embarrassed to admit it. The body, the beard, hair colour. Everything is on point.

Of course that's after my husband.

Hang on, are we talking about people of fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peggy Mitchell

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

Nina Myskow

Priti Patel

My step sister (never lived together, if that somehow helps)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Priti Patel is an interesting choice.

I would, but I think it’d be rough anal for her and no kissing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nina Myskow

Priti Patel

My step sister (never lived together, if that somehow helps)

Sorry I missed that last name on the list. I think you’ve won...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Priti Patel is attractive.

That's not a guilty wank.

Guilty wank is supposed to over someone in a heap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/11/21 14:04:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six of Nine from tripping the rift

I mean yeah shes hot for an animated character but still...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother in law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who have you brought yourself off thinking about that would cause you great shame if people found out? Add in the act as well for fun

I’ll start... Mary Beard

Munging

Gemma Collins … her confidence makes me weak

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By *altenkommandoMan
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Priti Patel is an interesting choice.

I would, but I think it’d be rough anal for her and no kissing! "

And she wouldn’t be taking either…

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By *leanandkeenMan
over a year ago

jarrow

"Who have you brought yourself off thinking about that would cause you great shame if people found out? Add in the act as well for fun

I’ll start... Mary Beard

Munging

Gemma Collins … her confidence makes me weak"

Brave man to be able to wank to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any pretty dwarf in lingerie

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By *leanandkeenMan
over a year ago

jarrow

Anne Robinson her don weakest link side is kinky

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By *e Platypuss de ErotiqueMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Kerry katona...so ashamed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who have you brought yourself off thinking about that would cause you great shame if people found out? Add in the act as well for fun

I’ll start... Mary Beard

Munging

Gemma Collins … her confidence makes me weak

Brave man to be able to wank to that"

3 strokes looking at her and I’m finished

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

"Nina Myskow

Priti Patel

My step sister (never lived together, if that somehow helps)

Sorry I missed that last name on the list. I think you’ve won..."

Yes...I don't make the rules old boy, I just live here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andrea McLean. Stunning face and hair.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Angela Rayner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The project manager from work. Ohhhhh... We're talking celebrities?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Rex

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Judith Ralston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised no one said the Cadbury Bunny yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever posts next...

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Una Stubbs, when I was a highly sexed teenager, she was wearing an outfit I found particularly sexy. So I had a wank over her. Still feel a bit dirty over it, to this day.

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By *ommo60Man
over a year ago

STOCKPORT

Mrs Brown

.he he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised no one said the Cadbury Bunny yet."

Why do they make bunnies so sexual? Lola Bunny from Space Jam, Judy Hopps from Zootopia, it's a bit weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rex "

Rex Holes?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised no one said the Cadbury Bunny yet.

Why do they make bunnies so sexual? Lola Bunny from Space Jam, Judy Hopps from Zootopia, it's a bit weird

It's the big eyes I think....and maybe the reputation they have for being mad shaggers?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Never had a fantasy wank over a celebrity as reality says it will never happen, but a hell of a lot from fab.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Privateparts whilst I’m Tbagging him

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Margaret Nolan The late busty, curvy Carry On lady. She was in Carry on Girls.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Bungle the bear from rainbow..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bungle the bear from rainbow.."

He has a nice voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blair from Soul Eater

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Rex

Rex Holes?!!

Of course!

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By *oshu0Man
over a year ago

Falmouth

Myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised no one said the Cadbury Bunny yet."

Thank God I thought I was the only one sigh

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

"Margaret Nolan The late busty, curvy Carry On lady. She was in Carry on Girls."

That's no guilty wank! She was stunning.

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By *illybeachboyMan
over a year ago

Guernsey

Boxer Billy Le Poullain does it for me!

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By *iscreetMan_UKMan
over a year ago

nearby

Dan Walker from BBC Breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joanna Lumley - Cougar tug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shrek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mum of one of my son's friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Margaret Nolan The late busty, curvy Carry On lady. She was in Carry on Girls.

That's no guilty wank! She was stunning."

Valerie Leon though...

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

"Margaret Nolan The late busty, curvy Carry On lady. She was in Carry on Girls.

That's no guilty wank! She was stunning.

Valerie Leon though..."

Yep, and I raise you Caroline Munro...

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"I'm surprised no one said the Cadbury Bunny yet."

That's because Cadbury Bunny is not a guilty wank.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Nora Batty, it’s the rolled up stockings round her ankles that really do it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cousin - Dirty secret but she’s hiot as F & we have flirted for over 20 years!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

There is only one

it’s not guilty

S he knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother Theresa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Priti Patel is attractive.

That's not a guilty wank.

Guilty wank is supposed to over someone in a heap.

Wanking is a sin. All wanks are guilty. Repent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one famous, but I have over some utter arseholes that I know in real life. I could never bring myself to actually go there, but fantasies are a free for all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one famous, but I have over some utter arseholes that I know in real life. I could never bring myself to actually go there, but fantasies are a free for all

Same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Mum?

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

"Dan Walker from BBC Breakfast "

Prefer Nina Warhurst

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By *onnnie72Man
over a year ago

west bromwich

Olive from on the buses (she was so desperate for some cock) and hattie jaques

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Mines actually a face ache friend she really is a real life milf.. She single but no intrested in dating after her divorce but boy or boy would sell my soul to the devil to bed her and have imagined it many times over in me heed

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

My neighbors wife who I secretly refair to as the milf.

I can see her house from my front window. In the summer I saw her by her front door in this tiny white bikini, I can still see that image clearly months later. She's so hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your Mum?"

You need to say it with more confidence. Like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Susie dent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have GUILTY wanks. Not ashamed

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"I don't have GUILTY wanks. Not ashamed

No shame in like what you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Susie dent "

That's not guilty, imagine all the filthy words....

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Sister in law, step daughters and neighbouring across the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victoria Coren Mitchell

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

'fantisized on BBC Royal Correspondent Jennie Bond, - ever since finding out that she "... doesn't wear knickers..."

How about a threesome with her and Edwina Curry?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Priti Patel is an interesting choice.

I would, but I think it’d be rough anal for her and no kissing! "

I fantasise about this a lot! And agreed on the rough…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My office mate

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By *otcrossedbunsCouple
over a year ago

south west

"Priti Patel is an interesting choice.

I would, but I think it’d be rough anal for her and no kissing! "

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By *otcrossedbunsCouple
over a year ago

south west

"Kerry katona...so ashamed!"

fuck me mate, that's a hard wank

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Delia smith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Priti Patel is attractive.

That's not a guilty wank.

Guilty wank is supposed to over someone in a heap.

Wanking is a sin. All wanks are guilty. Repent! "

When a guilty wank is finished one should feel ashamed , disappointed with oneself and reflect on what they have just done ..

A tear may be shed.

A guilty wank cannot be had while thinking about an attractive person.

The guilty wanker will need time before they can wank again

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