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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mood is in my boots. I’m a grumpy girl. Cheer me up. Send nudes, jokes, compliments , fabs anything.

I’m needy.

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

Have a fab, for that beautiful bum!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Cheesecake - job done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheesecake - job done "

You making it?

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Your 27th July pic is so hot.

Be happy knowing you are making others happy xx

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Cheesecake - job done

You making it? "

Ahhhh…..my baking skills are admittedly and highly regretfully, marginally smaller than a gnats clitoris but…..I can buy you a lovely one from the shop and gallantly help you to devour it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your 27th July pic is so hot.

Be happy knowing you are making others happy xx"

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sending you a grey joggers pic. (me, Mrs wearing). It does look like I have a dick bulge but just ignore it

OK, 1 minute..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheesecake - job done

You making it?

Ahhhh…..my baking skills are admittedly and highly regretfully, marginally smaller than a gnats clitoris but…..I can buy you a lovely one from the shop and gallantly help you to devour it "

Oh well that’s an offer a girl can’t possibly refuse.

You can pick the flavour just not mandarin it’s grim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sending you a grey joggers pic. (me, Mrs wearing). It does look like I have a dick bulge but just ignore it

OK, 1 minute.. "

Haha ooooh. I’m excited. The only dick bulge you should have is a strap on one when you fuck me hehehe

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Fabbed a couple you sexy delicious woman x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might make you smile -

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Honestly feeling like a fugly moose right now. So thank you you lovely lovely people. just feel like shit.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Honestly feeling like a fugly moose right now. So thank you you lovely lovely people. just feel like shit. "

Big hugs for you ((((( ))))) (ooo my hand inadvertently on purpose slipped onto your bottom….) xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me giggle

Just renewed my car insurance and the woman said.…

Before you go do you have any pets?

Me.. Yes I have a dog

Her.. Would you like to

insure him?

Me... No he can't drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticky toffee pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done, hope it’s received with the silly intentions it’s been sent with.

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Hippy chick ha ha very good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This made me giggle

Just renewed my car insurance and the woman said.…

Before you go do you have any pets?

Me.. Yes I have a dog

Her.. Would you like to

insure him?

Me... No he can't drive."

Hahaha that did raise a smile. . That’s such a Lee Mack joke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sticky toffee pudding "

Only if it’s got no dates or fruit in coz that’s grim

And loads of sauce and ice cream!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Just remember, we are going out out on the 4th Dec for your birthday

We get to buy new outfits and fill the hotel bath with alcohol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honestly feeling like a fugly moose right now. So thank you you lovely lovely people. just feel like shit.

Big hugs for you ((((( ))))) (ooo my hand inadvertently on purpose slipped onto your bottom….) xxx"

Cheeky accident my arse. Haha see what I did there. ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just remember, we are going out out on the 4th Dec for your birthday

We get to buy new outfits and fill the hotel bath with alcohol "

I honestly cannot fucking wait. I need this!!! Xxx

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I can offer a cuppa, a slice of cake and two open ears

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Honestly feeling like a fugly moose right now. So thank you you lovely lovely people. just feel like shit.

Big hugs for you ((((( ))))) (ooo my hand inadvertently on purpose slipped onto your bottom….) xxx

Cheeky accident my arse. Haha see what I did there. ??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sticky toffee pudding

Only if it’s got no dates or fruit in coz that’s grim

And loads of sauce and ice cream!"

Dates not required the rest just a must.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You are honestly all so lovely. Thank you. My face has got a very slight smile on it now. Xx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Done "

My confectionery loving friend please cheer me up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are honestly all so lovely. Thank you. My face has got a very slight smile on it now. Xx"

A smile is worth its weight in gold….keep smiling.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Just remember, we are going out out on the 4th Dec for your birthday

We get to buy new outfits and fill the hotel bath with alcohol

I honestly cannot fucking wait. I need this!!! Xxx"

We will have a blast! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just remember, we are going out out on the 4th Dec for your birthday

We get to buy new outfits and fill the hotel bath with alcohol

I honestly cannot fucking wait. I need this!!! Xxx

We will have a blast! Xxx"

Hell Yes! Xx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Done

My confectionery loving friend please cheer me up x"

See now that made you mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling grumpy and blurgh too. Sending hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm feeling grumpy and blurgh too. Sending hugs "

Hugs too my lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're feeling grumpy try this.

1, stick your left thumb in your left ear.

2. Stick your right thumb in your right ear.

3. Wave both hands like elephants ears.

Made me smile thinking you would do it. You can have half the smile if you did.

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By *ewlydivorced69Man
over a year ago

St johns

So a blind man walks into a female biker bar and order a beer. He says to the bartender would you like to hear a blonde joke.

The lady sitting next to him say sir before you tell that joke the bar tender is a a 6 ft tall 300 pound blond rugby player and she has a cricket bat behind the bar. Im a blond with a black belt in judo. The ladies you hear playing pool in the back are a pair of blond lesbians that happen to hold a champion wresteling belt between them and the lady sitting at the end of the bar owns a boxing ring where many pro boxers go to train she is also blonde.

So you really sure you want to tell a blonde joke.

The blind man accepts his beer from the bartender and replies to the lady that gave him the information no thats ok i dont want to explain it 5 times....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you're feeling grumpy try this.

1, stick your left thumb in your left ear.

2. Stick your right thumb in your right ear.

3. Wave both hands like elephants ears.

Made me smile thinking you would do it. You can have half the smile if you did. "

Hahaha I was thinking this was some sort of reiki move or something and then I read on have to say it made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few fabs sent your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww hugs op your fabulous x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A few fabs sent your way "

Thank

You xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adore your profile lovely! such a beautiful one if we do say so ourselves :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww hugs op your fabulous x"

Awwh thank you so much. I do try. It’s hard sometimes to keep up appearances xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Adore your profile lovely! such a beautiful one if we do say so ourselves :p "

You guys are most definitely welcome to come to my birthday shindig in Bristol next month PM me to sort xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww hugs op your fabulous x

Awwh thank you so much. I do try. It’s hard sometimes to keep up appearances xx"

Your welcome and yes it can be hope you feel

Better soon x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Do a headstand and turn that frown upside down, you got Bristol to look forward to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve eaten, drank, and had ice cream

Defo feeling a little brighter but still a bit meh.

Thank you all so much from the bottom of my heart for your love today xx

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Would a good fuck help

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Mood is in my boots. I’m a grumpy girl. Cheer me up. Send nudes, jokes, compliments , fabs anything.

I’m needy.

"

I'm a Grumpy guy so hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh why thank you!! Will send you a message now lovely! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do a headstand and turn that frown upside down, you got Bristol to look forward to "

This is true hopefully you’ll be able to make it and then I’ll defo have reason to smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would a good fuck help "

Yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh why thank you!! Will send you a message now lovely! xx"

Awesome

Xx

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do a headstand and turn that frown upside down, you got Bristol to look forward to

This is true hopefully you’ll be able to make it and then I’ll defo have reason to smile. "

We will see, I'm sure there will be plenty to put a smile on your face, with or without my presence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do a headstand and turn that frown upside down, you got Bristol to look forward to

This is true hopefully you’ll be able to make it and then I’ll defo have reason to smile.

We will see, I'm sure there will be plenty to put a smile on your face, with or without my presence "

Ah bless this is true BUT you’d definitely be a good presence to have x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do a headstand and turn that frown upside down, you got Bristol to look forward to

This is true hopefully you’ll be able to make it and then I’ll defo have reason to smile.

We will see, I'm sure there will be plenty to put a smile on your face, with or without my presence

Ah bless this is true BUT you’d definitely be a good presence to have x"

Shh don't let everyone know or I'll have ladies all over me and that would be awful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

x

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