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By *ear in the chair OP   Man
over a year ago

yeah there

So what's the worst you've had?

Mine was at a social with a couple sharing stories and drinks after a few weeks of chatting.

Her comment 'sorry but your mannerisms remind me of my Dad'

Funny now looking back at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn't have sent her to her room without any supper.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My husband (God rest ) was asked by his best friend and his wife about being God Father to his soon to be born son ...... I got all excited and shrieky and acceptancy only to realise that they weren't asking me to be God mother and I did a very acceptable continued shrieky 'so happy for my husband' type of speech but I did feel a twat.......

Still , we live n learn.

Worse than a sex knock back ......

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

I ain’t that desperate you fat twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what's the worst you've had?

Mine was at a social with a couple sharing stories and drinks after a few weeks of chatting.

Her comment 'sorry but your mannerisms remind me of my Dad'

Funny now looking back at it "

Couldve been worse, she couldve been turned on by it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's because you're not Polish with huge elephants testicles I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's because you're not Polish with huge elephants testicles I'm afraid. "

Sorry - wrong thread.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I had a "social first" meet with a couple in a pub. It was clear they expected me to buy the drinks. We chatted nicely for about an hour whilst she flirted and made suggestive comments.

Then, after she went off to the loo her husband turned to me and said "Thanks for coming but she is not interested" When she returned she picked up her coat, said "Bye" and walked out.

As we left the pub they got in a brand new Range Rover. Must be nice to get free drinks.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

An ex telling me she no longer found me attractive

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By *his_Kitty_ScratchesWoman
over a year ago

WSM

I’ve been told I remind a couple of guys of their ex wives we still had a decent evening in the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t get knocked back much so wouldn’t really know

Best way let the other person make the first movie that way you can never be knocked back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone I was seeing for a while came out with what he really was into are women younger and slimmer than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failing a job interview with McDonald’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Failing a job interview with McDonald’s. "

Ooft thats a blow to ones sense of worth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not necessarily a knock back (and not sexually) but it did take me off guard and the shutters shut all around me fast.

Being told me and my family (children) were irrelevant. How someone can be so heartless they obviously had alot of self healing to do.

I was angry for a while but that fizzled down to pity. I hope they got the help they were so desperately crying out for.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Failing a job interview with McDonald’s. "

I failed one at Littlewood's catalogue. fucking bastards.......

Do you think they knew what I didn't tell them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking with a girl i worked with after work and got on with quite well and i really really liked her. I got a bit tipsy at the bar as we worked in a pub at the time and i had finished. Converstaion moved on to who we fancy. She then started going on about some guy at her friends Uni. She asked me and i said "You"

Got a bit awkward after that

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By *leanandkeenMan
over a year ago

jarrow

Chatting with a lass sent her a pic then she blocked me straight away. I’m not Brad Pitt but I’m not a munter either.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Failing a job interview with McDonald’s.

I failed one at Littlewood's catalogue. fucking bastards.......

Do you think they knew what I didn't tell them ?"

•

...you didn't tell them that you were only interested in Clit and Collect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talking with a girl i worked with after work and got on with quite well and i really really liked her. I got a bit tipsy at the bar as we worked in a pub at the time and i had finished. Converstaion moved on to who we fancy. She then started going on about some guy at her friends Uni. She asked me and i said "You"

Got a bit awkward after that "

Awww hugs Chloe your beautiful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on a hookup site earlier this year and when I shared a face pic the guy immediately left the chat. Happened three times. Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only you were 10 years younger and 10 stone lighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would, but you’re ginger and I’d be worried about your pubes glowing in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only you were 10 years younger and 10 stone lighter "

Thanks I will use that one

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I hope that bloke who insists on knowing why someone doesn't want to meet him and keeps nagging about it, reads this thread.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"nobody wants to fuck a ginger pensioner" the charming words typed by a gentleman on another site in response to one of my pictures. I wouldn't mind but I wasn't a pensioner... I'm still not.

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By *exandthesuburbans83Couple
over a year ago

EASTBOURNE

No way. Was literally the reply. Just felt a little cold seeing as we hadn't been rude. Probably too chatty if anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""nobody wants to fuck a ginger pensioner" the charming words typed by a gentleman on another site in response to one of my pictures. I wouldn't mind but I wasn't a pensioner... I'm still not. "

Christ I bet they could only hope to look half as good while 20-years younger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Failing a job interview with McDonald’s.

I failed one at Littlewood's catalogue. fucking bastards.......

Do you think they knew what I didn't tell them ?"

Probably. I’m sure we’ve both done better since!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You’re not coming near me with that

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

You look like a refugee

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I was told I was too skinny, wasn't mortified though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone attractive is smiling at you but you realize they're actually looking at the person behind you

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

A woman who I met on a straight dating site had been so run down, and confidence deflated by her husband that she felt worthless, and so wanted to try women. Me being the ever so obliging guy that I am, I made it happens for her. She took to women so well that she won't fuck guys any more, and she doesn't even speak to me now, and turns her head the other way when I see her in Morrison's or in the bank or wherever. That's gratitude for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone attractive is smiling at you but you realize they're actually looking at the person behind you "

So basically you was Mike Skinnner from "Youre fit but dont you know it"

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By *tongueMan
over a year ago

wrexham


""nobody wants to fuck a ginger pensioner" the charming words typed by a gentleman on another site in response to one of my pictures. I wouldn't mind but I wasn't a pensioner... I'm still not. "

Your fantastic slim curvy in the best places and ginger to boot. Whats not to like. Wish I were closer to you for a meet.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Failing a job interview with McDonald’s. "

I failed one with Primark and in the end ended up I'm much better job so good for me.

Mine was about 10 years ago when I went on a date with a guy and ended up giving him a BJ in his car. After he finished in my mouth and put his jeans back up, he told me that he doesn't actually fancy me and he just needed to empty his balls.

K

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

You need to eat a proper meal was a good one, whilst poking my ribs with a single finger! Miss pc

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Provably the one where they told us they didn’t want to meet us, but could we send them the details of the woman we were playing with in one of our photos.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I think I’m my late 20s, one of few interviews I’ve ever had, it was for a director position in a large U.K. company they guy said I was perfect but didn’t have the “stature” it really hurt, I think I had blue hair and earrings in when it wasn’t corporate to do that. So I learned the valuable lesson , look right and pretend to know what you’re on about and you’ll go far….

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


""nobody wants to fuck a ginger pensioner" the charming words typed by a gentleman on another site in response to one of my pictures. I wouldn't mind but I wasn't a pensioner... I'm still not.

Christ I bet they could only hope to look half as good while 20-years younger!"

We did laugh, bless him.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


""nobody wants to fuck a ginger pensioner" the charming words typed by a gentleman on another site in response to one of my pictures. I wouldn't mind but I wasn't a pensioner... I'm still not.

Your fantastic slim curvy in the best places and ginger to boot. Whats not to like. Wish I were closer to you for a meet. "

Thanks, I wasn't offended, more amused

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Failing a job interview with McDonald’s.

I failed one with Primark and in the end ended up I'm much better job so good for me.

Mine was about 10 years ago when I went on a date with a guy and ended up giving him a BJ in his car. After he finished in my mouth and put his jeans back up, he told me that he doesn't actually fancy me and he just needed to empty his balls.

K"

Should have spat it all over his car

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

After I'd had sex with someone who was very eager and charming before we had sex, he said you'd be perfect if you lost your belly.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Failing a job interview with McDonald’s.

I failed one with Primark and in the end ended up I'm much better job so good for me.

Mine was about 10 years ago when I went on a date with a guy and ended up giving him a BJ in his car. After he finished in my mouth and put his jeans back up, he told me that he doesn't actually fancy me and he just needed to empty his balls.

K

Should have spat it all over his car "

I already swallowed

K

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Gets in the guys car.... he drives a few hundred yards and pulls over and looks me up and down and says yeah I'm not into you, all whilst pointing his finger up and down me.... needles to say I declined his offer to drop back off and walked home in the rain

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