FabSwingers.com forum: Why has a woman Never walked on the moon ?

By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

It is a bit nippy...

If your a woman ( I saw one once in Blackpool) why won't you walk on the moon..or would you.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Not a great place the moon…lacking in atmosphere..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

They Might as well be walking on the Sun

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj--Kjn0z8

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Heels!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

There's nowhere to plug my straighteners in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because it doesn't need to be cleaned."

I thought it was covered in moon dust!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A women has walked on the moon ...

Called Luna

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm still busy walking on water.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn’t choose an outfit for the selfie.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm still busy walking on water....."

Did you mean Katrina & the Waves - Walking on Sunshine?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

No kitchen on the moon

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

The in-flight wardrobe was far too small!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Not enough gravity to keep em chained to the sink

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"It is a bit nippy...

If your a woman ( I saw one once in Blackpool) why won't you walk on the moon..or would you.

They were still trying outfits on (I'll be ready in a minute, don't rush me) when the rocket left.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Possibly Pink Floyd saw them on the dark side

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

It actually was attempted but they got lost reading the map and ended up on Mars.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

They were put off attempting trying to apply make-up in the Zero Gravity simulator!

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"It actually was attempted but they got lost reading the map and ended up on Mars.

Women are from Venus...Men are from Mars..

Venus is very gassy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It actually was attempted but they got lost reading the map and ended up on Mars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn’t choose an outfit for the selfie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No kitchen on the moon "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It actually was attempted but they got lost reading the map and ended up on Mars.

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

There's no Facebook on the moon, no internet to browse hunky cock pics, no sinks, no mobile signal, nowhere to plug in a hairdryer, wand or curlers, no mirrors, no one to nag and blame, no sanitary products and too damn cold. The lack of gravity plays havoc with periods too. Love that there's no cars though so don't have to reverse or park anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no sides, where would we put stuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They follow the spaceships Nav wrongly, some end up in uranus some dont quite make it so far & end up on the Jupiter's ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course we have. We just don't bleat on about it. Moon walking done. Next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No shops....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"No shops....

Exactly, where else are you gonna get your buttons from otherwise?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Absolutely true story: in the 80s Sally Ride was scheduled for a one week mission on board the space shuttle, and NASA presented their plans to her, asking whether 100 tampons would be the right number for one week, to which she, with admirable restraint, replied "that would not be the right number".

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Absolutely true story: in the 80s Sally Ride was scheduled for a one week mission on board the space shuttle, and NASA presented their plans to her, asking whether 100 tampons would be the right number for one week, to which she, with admirable restraint, replied "that would not be the right number".

I've read that before. It's worrying that "rocket scientists" are so totally unaware.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you imagine? She’d roll her eyes and complain about all the dust.

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

A woman would of course land on a full moon.......

.so it wouldn't want any cake

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Because she couldn’t drive/park the rocket

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Because she couldn’t drive/park the rocket"

I bet she could park up Uranus though

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

There were going to until they found out they'd have to reverse the lunar module.

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Supposedly a true story.

When a group of astronauts were coming through the atmosphere, someone at Houston Texas control centre said:

"Quick.. everyone put on monkey suits "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a great place the moon…lacking in atmosphere.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time i checked, there was no m & s on the surface of the moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no shops there and nowhere to use the credit card.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CauSe they Come from Venus

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

Because it's only one small step for man but 2 or 3 for a woman

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Because they can't trust people who think 100 tampons might not be enough for one week for one woman to be properly in control of a vessel hurtling through space

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I think it's because the last time anybody walked on the moon it was the 70s.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

There wouldn’t be enough room for all their baggage.

If it’s a two day round trip they’d need at least three suitcases.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"There wouldn’t be enough room for all their baggage.

If it’s a two day round trip they’d need at least three suitcases. "

Three! I suppose I could manage

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

They were busy doing the calculations and engineering to get the rockets in space.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause nobody would care

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Cos they can't get a tv signal to pick up Emmernation Enders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lunar Landers invariably reverse into their parking spot.....

I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. What the hell, I'm never getting laid here anyway!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunar Landers invariably reverse into their parking spot.....

I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. What the hell, I'm never getting laid here anyway!.....

And they’d probably insist on high heels !!

Me nether pal in for a penny in for a pound

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Cos the bloke that was driving the rocket had to stop and ask for directions

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

You need to reverse the LLM to the surface.

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"Lunar Landers invariably reverse into their parking spot.....

I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. What the hell, I'm never getting laid here anyway!.....

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they could touch down in a nice clean crater....it's not rocket science

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Because all the men that went if their was any complications and we're stuck their was a woman to give an answer because,,,,wait for it please don't hate me but they have a answer to everything

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By *hereverendMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Men haven't even been on the moon.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"It's worrying that "rocket scientists" are so totally unaware. "

The people that pack the tampons are NOT rocket scientists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't find a hand bag or heels to match the suit

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

The true answer will be that they were not allowed to, then the space walking missions stopped.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Because all the men that went if their was any complications and we're stuck their was a woman to give an answer because,,,,wait for it please don't hate me but they have a answer to everything

They certainly had the answers to how to get a man in a rocket into space and back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To busy on Venus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Man has ever walked on the Moon so I wouldn't worry about it

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