FabSwingers.com forum: Harrison Ford gave me COVID

By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Like symptoms.

Have you seen the marksman ? Dint bother it’s shit, he’s faffing around as usual getting into trouble and blaming everyone else , but he’s older and uglier than usual, abs keeps falling to sleep.

I watched it last last and up woke up with man flu, or malaria and haven’t been able to move all day , be warned

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Barry Norman eat your heart out

Sup on some medicine and rest up. And no more ugly Harrison Ford for you!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Tom Hardy gave me an STI.

Well he didn't actually, but he does make my fanny feel funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liam Neeson gave you Covid.

Harrison ain't in it.

And yes, it's garbage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like symptoms.

I watched it last last and up woke up with man flu, or malaria and haven’t been able to move all day , be warned "

You should have got doubled Jabbad.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Liam Neeson gave you Covid.

Harrison ain't in it.

And yes, it's garbage

You beat me to it.

On both points

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Liam Neeson gave you Covid.

Harrison ain't in it.

And yes, it's garbage

You beat me to it.

On both points"

That explains it

Apologies to Harrison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liam Neeson gave you Covid.

Harrison ain't in it.

And yes, it's garbage

You beat me to it.

On both points

That explains it

Apologies to Harrison "

It's awful.

Two hours we will never get back.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

You're so dying/special you mixed up Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit OP, I've heard the Neeson variant is nasty! It has a very particular set of skills. Skills acquired over a very long time. Skills that make it a nightmare for people like you. It will look for you, it will find you and it WILL kill you.

Sending thoughts and prayers.

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