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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

At the risk of sounding like Essex Tom,butter nut squash should come with a health warning!

Nearly took a finger off trying to chop one just now.

Grr!

Be careful out there.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Try steak it’s safer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avocados. They cause so many hand injuries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I tried to chop bns for a soup I needed stitches in my hand!

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Mmhh roasted butternut squash with chilli & fresh coriander is so lush.

Sharp knives are always safer to cut with.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"At the risk of sounding like Essex Tom,butter nut squash should come with a health warning!

Nearly took a finger off trying to chop one just now.

Grr!

Be careful out there.

Try getting it stuck up yer’ chuff! Very dangerous indeed

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

"At the risk of sounding like Essex Tom,butter nut squash should come with a health warning!

Nearly took a finger off trying to chop one just now.

Grr!

Be careful out there.

Try getting it stuck up yer’ chuff! Very dangerous indeed "

Cough.... was it squashed

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Swede, turnip and other rock solid rooters. Try cutting it in a straight line, without sending the blade sideways.

Take it to the workshop, as they have better tools.

No. Better still, take it to the zoo and donate it as animal feed.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Turnip. Just how on earth are you meant to safely chop turnip. Maybe a chainsaw would help.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"At the risk of sounding like Essex Tom,butter nut squash should come with a health warning!

Nearly took a finger off trying to chop one just now.

Grr!

Be careful out there.

Try getting it stuck up yer’ chuff! Very dangerous indeed

Cough.... was it squashed

Mashed, seasoned and served on a bed of cotton sheets!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Try steak it’s safer. "

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Turnip. Just how on earth are you meant to safely chop turnip. Maybe a chainsaw would help."

Naaah!

This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO_SH-RTvvo

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"At the risk of sounding like Essex Tom,butter nut squash should come with a health warning!

Nearly took a finger off trying to chop one just now.

Grr!

Be careful out there.

I agree

I've only ever bought 1 butter squash and my goodness what a nightmare to cut in half..It has put me off getting another one..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"At the risk of sounding like Essex Tom,butter nut squash should come with a health warning!

Nearly took a finger off trying to chop one just now.

Grr!

Be careful out there.

Is this all over the news?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Onions.

No vegetable should have the power to make you cry that hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to find my glasses as I originally read the topic as Dangerous Vag

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

And they say veg is good for you. They lie!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

Perhaps try boiling it first for a while then the skin may be softer to cut But I do agree the skin is like leather to cut I should have tried boiling them first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need to find my glasses as I originally read the topic as Dangerous Vag

The ones with teeth?

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

I thought this was going to be about the dangers of using veg as dildos ?

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Onions.

No vegetable should have the power to make you cry that hard "
put them under water then any gas will be diffused into the water just be careful when cutting..

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Avocados. They cause so many hand injuries "

Gimme an avo any day!

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By *L2021Couple
over a year ago

manchester

I find holding the knife up really high and coming down really fast shouting “ KARATE CHOP!!” works every time with hard vegetables

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

A cabbage with a chainsaw

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Butter fingers."

See what you did there!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"At the risk of sounding like Essex Tom,butter nut squash should come with a health warning!

Nearly took a finger off trying to chop one just now.

Grr!

Be careful out there.

I'd put Swede in the same category ...and have the scar to prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butter fingers.

See what you did there!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Last time I tried to chop bns for a soup I needed stitches in my hand!"

I can believe it. Properly dicing with death!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

4 inch cordless angle grinder with the 1mm cutting disc is ideal for turnips and swedes.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Mmhh roasted butternut squash with chilli & fresh coriander is so lush.

Sharp knives are always safer to cut with."

How do you stop the actual squash from sliding tho? I need a butternut squash clamp

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Mmhh roasted butternut squash with chilli & fresh coriander is so lush.

Sharp knives are always safer to cut with.

How do you stop the actual squash from sliding tho? I need a butternut squash clamp

Sideways on the chopping board. Cut off the neck. Stand it up and cut through the middle. If too tough, get the knife stuck, lift it and smash it onto the chopping board. Keep hand well away or flat on top of knife.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"At the risk of sounding like Essex Tom,butter nut squash should come with a health warning!

Nearly took a finger off trying to chop one just now.

Grr!

Be careful out there.

Try getting it stuck up yer’ chuff! Very dangerous indeed "

One of your five a day?

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