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Fake promises which are made during sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will love you for ever and ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make you cum before I do..

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I will love you for ever and ever "

I have never ever said this lol

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

Yes yes I’ll sort that crack out and paint the ceiling…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to meet you again.

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By *eorHerCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I'll make you cum before I do.. "

You mean every man you have met didn't do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll see you again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll make you cum before I do..

You mean every man you have met didn't do that "

I know right.?! Surprised me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes yes I’ll sort that crack out and paint the ceiling….."

....and take the bins out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You're the only one for me' hahaha

Well ofcourse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg you’re such a good fuck I’d love to see you again. Whilst thinking about what to have for tea lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the tip …….

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

I'm amazing at oral only to be let down 90% of the time. I gave up hoping for anything above 'ok'

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

You’re the best!

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

That was the best blowjob I've ever had...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will last longer this time.

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By *oftyandhisloverCouple
over a year ago

surrey


"I'll make you cum before I do.. "

This on soooo many occasions lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make sure you cum next time..

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I was promised tea and cake once I’d done the deed.

She kicked me out and I was left hungry and wanting

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By *rangesmartieWoman
over a year ago

Devon


"I'm amazing at oral only to be let down 90% of the time. I gave up hoping for anything above 'ok' "

This! Alongside "I'll go down on you for hours"

Anything longer than 5 minutes would be a miracle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After the event ...I call you sometime next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put it in that hole by accident.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget the wishy washey words.

Look deeply at all actions!!

But Blame yourself for allowing to be misled so easily &, so often.

Lol

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

During sex…I think everyone’s covered those but, things promised or said before sex…That’s a new thread idea.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincs

I’ve proposed to C 3 times after a blowjob…3 separate occasions

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve proposed to C 3 times after a blowjob…3 separate occasions

K"

*grabs wedding planner notebook*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will let you know before I c...

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Of course I won’t cum in your mouth..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TAXI

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

You are such a great fuck.... Well he would say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I'll untie you

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Northants

And I swear upon my mama and daddies grave that I will love you 'til the end of time I swore I'd love her 'till the end of time, so now Im praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive cus If I have to spend another minute with you I don't think that I could really survive ..........

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"And I swear upon my mama and daddies grave that I will love you 'til the end of time I swore I'd love her 'till the end of time, so now Im praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive cus If I have to spend another minute with you I don't think that I could really survive .......... "

Choooooooooooon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the case though, second round is the best & longest round…unless you count the third

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

You can have my last Rolo...

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Yes I'll book the holiday in the morning if you swallow.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"And I swear upon my mama and daddies grave that I will love you 'til the end of time I swore I'd love her 'till the end of time, so now Im praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive cus If I have to spend another minute with you I don't think that I could really survive .......... "

Meatloaf. The big fat liar!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Northants


"And I swear upon my mama and daddies grave that I will love you 'til the end of time I swore I'd love her 'till the end of time, so now Im praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive cus If I have to spend another minute with you I don't think that I could really survive ..........

Meatloaf. The big fat liar! "

We've all said it

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Northants


"And I swear upon my mama and daddies grave that I will love you 'til the end of time I swore I'd love her 'till the end of time, so now Im praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive cus If I have to spend another minute with you I don't think that I could really survive ..........

Choooooooooooon "

One of the best !!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Just a quickie then we’ll definitely get ready and go clubbing

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

I will definitely pull out, just before I cum.

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By *oftyandhisloverCouple
over a year ago

surrey


"Just a quickie then we’ll definitely get ready and go clubbing "

I’m trying to figure out the lie…it won’t be quick and we’re not going clubbing? Happily stay in bed shaking my snake hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I promise, it happens to every guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I won't cum in you

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

I definitely want that threesome with another man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you make me cum I will go downstairs and make you beans on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you can have a new kitchen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

''Would you marry me?''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going to go all night.......

2 minutes after cumming sound asleep

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By *olmateMan
over a year ago

west mids


"I'm amazing at oral only to be let down 90% of the time. I gave up hoping for anything above 'ok'

This! Alongside "I'll go down on you for hours"

Anything longer than 5 minutes would be a miracle "

Been with wrong people, maybe ??

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By *olmateMan
over a year ago

west mids


"I put it in that hole by accident....."

Hahahaha

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By *olmateMan
over a year ago

west mids


"I will definitely pull out, just before I cum. "

That is so risky!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to make you my bitch

(5 minutes later finish and out the door)

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