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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Inspired from a post in the toothpaste squeezing thread, what habits, foibles and general character traits does your partner or ex have that baffles, bemused, or drove you crazy?

The funniest one I ever saw was of a couple who argued over the TV remote....She would always set the volume to be an odd number, him an even number, so the point that on entering the room they would change to volume just to see what it was set at *irrespective of if it was too quiet or loud or just right*!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Claus likes to blow kisses.

That would normally be lovely but Kisses is the name of my Head Elf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm called half job [insert name]

I get easily distracted when doing jobs. Like emptying the dishwasher onto the tops, filling it and then moving onto something else without putting the clean pots away.

Husband takes ages to explain a story/situation. I've usually forgotten what he's talking about by the end of it.

We're both guilty of trying to talk to each other when in different rooms, especially when the kettle is boiling. It boils my piss (not literally obviously, that's already been discussed on another thread) - but I'm sure he does it on purpose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a super common one but it drives me insane.

Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!

Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutlery loaded the wrong way in the dishwasher basket...drives me nuts!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.

Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!

Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time"

No, you should put it back up..

Women what it all there own way.

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By *uncherUKMan
over a year ago

Woodford

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Inhales his food at 90 miles an hour so I eat slowly on purpose

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.

Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!

Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time

No, you should put it back up..

Women what it all there own way. "

There are several mathematical papers clearly demonstrating the DOWN position to be best for all households.

The paper I like best is the one that after working it all out suggests that we take the fuck it just put it down attitude because it saves being shouted at.

Men piss UP shit DOWN.

Woman piss DOWN shit DOWN.

Leave the seat DOWN. Especially if the women outnumber then men in the household.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.

Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!

Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time

No, you should put it back up..

Women what it all there own way.

There are several mathematical papers clearly demonstrating the DOWN position to be best for all households.

The paper I like best is the one that after working it all out suggests that we take the fuck it just put it down attitude because it saves being shouted at.

Men piss UP shit DOWN.

Woman piss DOWN shit DOWN.

Leave the seat DOWN. Especially if the women outnumber then men in the household."

Quick additional comment re toilets:-

Those blue toilet block thingies makes it too tempting to aim & pee on them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.

Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!

Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time

No, you should put it back up..

Women what it all there own way.

There are several mathematical papers clearly demonstrating the DOWN position to be best for all households.

The paper I like best is the one that after working it all out suggests that we take the fuck it just put it down attitude because it saves being shouted at.

Men piss UP shit DOWN.

Woman piss DOWN shit DOWN.

Leave the seat DOWN. Especially if the women outnumber then men in the household."

That's the lower half of the seat. No-one pisses or shits with the main "lid" closed. So by that measure, why have it? Put both parts down, always. That's why they exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs Claus likes to blow kisses.

That would normally be lovely but Kisses is the name of my Head Elf "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.

Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!

Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time"

The whole thing should be put down. Lid too.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A fab friend makes little puffing noises when asleep...I find them so funny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.

Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!

Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time

No, you should put it back up..

Women what it all there own way.

There are several mathematical papers clearly demonstrating the DOWN position to be best for all households.

The paper I like best is the one that after working it all out suggests that we take the fuck it just put it down attitude because it saves being shouted at.

Men piss UP shit DOWN.

Woman piss DOWN shit DOWN.

Leave the seat DOWN. Especially if the women outnumber then men in the household."

The seat DOWN! Agreed . Nothing infuriates me more I swear to god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When women leave the toilet seat down, just use your knee to flick it up again, why’s it always me who’s got to flick it up when I’m trying to find my penis and my trousers are falling down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.

Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!

Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time

The whole thing should be put down. Lid too. "

Absolutely! Lid down too. Before when I had the toilet lid that had no “brake” I’d just slam it down and huffing to make sure he’d hear how LIVID it made me. Every. Freaking. Time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably when women leave the toilet seat down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex keeping her fucking knee just too close to the gear stick when we were out in the car. She had all that goddamn room in the foot well.. just gimme that extra couple inches of space so my hand doesnt knock your knee when im changing gear! And she had the gall to insist that it wasnt an issue.. IM THE DRIVER NOT YOU!

RAAAGEEEE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.

Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!

Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time"

But it's a courtesy... it allows the wee to drain off naturally.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.

Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!

Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time"

Maybe show them the YT video that shows their pee gets all around the room if they flush with the lid open https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egkzyAFJ-g8

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Lol people losing the shit over a toilet .

I was joking

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Taking off / putting on trousers before taking off / putting on socks ...

(Basically standing around in your pants with socks on)

... pet hate full stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Taking off / putting on trousers before taking off / putting on socks ...

(Basically standing around in your pants with socks on)

... pet hate full stop "

Men taking photos of them naked but still in socks..

Or men fucking.. with socks on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to sit watching the sausages on the grill. A very intelligent and successful man, yet couldn’t multi-task at home at all

Looking back, to be fair, the sausage watching was pretty endearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving one square of loo roll left. Why not change the sodding thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.

Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!

Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time

No, you should put it back up..

Women what it all there own way.

There are several mathematical papers clearly demonstrating the DOWN position to be best for all households.

The paper I like best is the one that after working it all out suggests that we take the fuck it just put it down attitude because it saves being shouted at.

Men piss UP shit DOWN.

Woman piss DOWN shit DOWN.

Leave the seat DOWN. Especially if the women outnumber then men in the household."

.

I'm equal opportunities, I make everyone close the lid before flushing, EVERY time.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Taking off / putting on trousers before taking off / putting on socks ...

(Basically standing around in your pants with socks on)

... pet hate full stop

Men taking photos of them naked but still in socks..

Or men fucking.. with socks on! "

Oh heck yes ... all these sock misdemeanours too ^^ ...bad, bad, bad

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Excessive spoon clanking when making a hot drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inspired from a post in the toothpaste squeezing thread, what habits, foibles and general character traits does your partner or ex have that baffles, bemused, or drove you crazy?

The funniest one I ever saw was of a couple who argued over the TV remote....She would always set the volume to be an odd number, him an even number, so the point that on entering the room they would change to volume just to see what it was set at *irrespective of if it was too quiet or loud or just right*!"

I don’t even know where to start. She was on a whole other level of disorganisation and messiness. A whole other level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wouldn’t screw the lids back on anything in the kitchen. I soon learned after spilling/breaking several different items.

I could go on and on, never met someone so undomesticated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When women leave the toilet seat down, just use your knee to flick it up again, why’s it always me who’s got to flick it up when I’m trying to find my penis and my trousers are falling down. "

I'd never thought of it like that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex had a habit of filling every horizontal surface with anything he picked up or touched.

He would even place pens on the surfaces that were only a centimetre wide!!!

Drove me absolutely mad.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.

Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!

Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time

No, you should put it back up..

Women what it all there own way.

There are several mathematical papers clearly demonstrating the DOWN position to be best for all households.

The paper I like best is the one that after working it all out suggests that we take the fuck it just put it down attitude because it saves being shouted at.

Men piss UP shit DOWN.

Woman piss DOWN shit DOWN.

Leave the seat DOWN. Especially if the women outnumber then men in the household.

That's the lower half of the seat. No-one pisses or shits with the main "lid" closed. So by that measure, why have it? Put both parts down, always. That's why they exist."

I said seat.

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