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By *rucking-Hell OP Man
over a year ago

Northampton

ring doorbells and runaway.

What immature things do you get urges for, even though you're all grown up now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still jump on shopping trollies and go for little rides around the gently sloping garden centre car park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not stepping on cracks is always fun, you get better at it and with practice can anticipate when it might happen and can modify your stride several steps in advance subtly so no one notices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always say "Whey!" When someone mentions 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ring doorbells and runaway.

What immature things do you get urges for, even though you're all grown up now?"

Do the Cha Cha Slide whenever it's played

Do silly voices with the helium from balloons (yes Karen I know it's dangerous).

Get excited when I hear the ice cream van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head bang like Wayne's world when bohemian rhapsody comes on or does the drums solo when in the air tonight comes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Head bang like Wayne's world when bohemian rhapsody comes on or does the drums solo when in the air tonight comes on "

Go for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Head bang like Wayne's world when bohemian rhapsody comes on or does the drums solo when in the air tonight comes on

Go for it!"
i did both today driving home from work (I was stopped in traffic)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay up way past my bedtime messing about online, even though I know I'll regret it in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steal pick & mix

Haven’t done that since childhood. And I got such a spanking for it because my parents discovered all the wrappers in my pocket, and knew I had no money on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stay up way past my bedtime messing about online, even though I know I'll regret it in the morning. "

I have to be up at 6

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Stay up way past my bedtime messing about online, even though I know I'll regret it in the morning. "

You'd never catch me doing th..... Never mind

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By *rucking-Hell OP Man
over a year ago

Northampton

"Steal pick & mix

Haven’t done that since childhood. And I got such a spanking for it because my parents discovered all the wrappers in my pocket, and knew I had no money on me!

You've just evoked an urge I never knew I had. I always look at the liquorice bullets with a sense of dare, now I think about it.

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

"Stay up way past my bedtime messing about online, even though I know I'll regret it in the morning. "

I do that now......... #fucksleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang my jacket off my head by the hood with my arms pushed back and just run about going "NEEEEOOOWWW"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stay up way past my bedtime messing about online, even though I know I'll regret it in the morning.

I do that now......... #fucksleep "

I do that now more than ever, but those few hours where it's just me and the quiet are precious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mini car punch no return.

Always.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Winning an argument with:-

"So ner-na-ner-ner-ner!"

Followed by a tongue sticking out or a tongue sticking out and a Raspberry sound too!

It's childish but makes me giggle like a girly lady man.......

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

"Mini car punch no return.

Always. "

Or when it’s a yellow car you pinch the person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mini car punch no return.

Always.

Or when it’s a yellow car you pinch the person "
for us in Ireland it was a yellow reg we don't have them in Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mini car punch no return.

Always.

Or when it’s a yellow car you pinch the person "

I dont need to play this to have an excuse to punch someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mini car punch no return.

Always.

Or when it’s a yellow car you pinch the person "

We did mini nip, punch for yellow car

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Wrap a turd in newspaper, place it on the doorstep of someone I don't like, set it alight, ring the door bell, and from a distance, watch the person I don't like stamp out the flames with his foot!

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

"Mini car punch no return.

Always.

Or when it’s a yellow car you pinch the person

We did mini nip, punch for yellow car

Each to their own, but your wrong (only messing with you)

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By *oxtonMan
over a year ago

Some where in West Yorkshire

"Wrap a turd in newspaper, place it on the doorstep of someone I don't like, set it alight, ring the door bell, and from a distance, watch the person I don't like stamp out the flames with his foot!"

Lmfao, the good old shite-a-light thing!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

"Wrap a turd in newspaper, place it on the doorstep of someone I don't like, set it alight, ring the door bell, and from a distance, watch the person I don't like stamp out the flames with his foot!

Lmfao, the good old shite-a-light thing!"

Oh it gets worse than that, putting suger in the teachers petrol tank after they gave you corporal punishment was fun. Sadly locking petrol caps have put a stop to that way of getting your own back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang my jacket off my head by the hood with my arms pushed back and just run about going "NEEEEOOOWWW"

This actually made me laugh out loud for real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mini car punch no return.

Always.

Or when it’s a yellow car you pinch the person

We did mini nip, punch for yellow car

Still do this on long journeys but it was “mini beats”

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By *oxtonMan
over a year ago

Some where in West Yorkshire

"Wrap a turd in newspaper, place it on the doorstep of someone I don't like, set it alight, ring the door bell, and from a distance, watch the person I don't like stamp out the flames with his foot!

Lmfao, the good old shite-a-light thing!

Oh it gets worse than that, putting suger in the teachers petrol tank after they gave you corporal punishment was fun. Sadly locking petrol caps have put a stop to that way of getting your own back."

Ha! Ha!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

"Wrap a turd in newspaper, place it on the doorstep of someone I don't like, set it alight, ring the door bell, and from a distance, watch the person I don't like stamp out the flames with his foot!

Lmfao, the good old shite-a-light thing!

Oh it gets worse than that, putting suger in the teachers petrol tank after they gave you corporal punishment was fun. Sadly locking petrol caps have put a stop to that way of getting your own back.

Ha! Ha!"

Not to mention what went in the tea that I had to make for a bully boy foreman when I was a very young apprentice, or when he sent me on stupid errands. If he was daft enough to leave his sandwich box in the kitchen his grub had some added flavourings. The only problem being that I couldn't actually say what I'd done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always press all the buttons on the musical toys at Christmas so they all go off simultaneously….. I was caught by a member of staff doing it in a shop a couple of weeks ago, she gave me a right dirty look….. I felt ashamed of myself

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

I still get urges to...

To ram other road users of the road

To chuck ole grannys of buses

To bitch slap unruly younger human beings in shopping areas

To castrate humans for beings dicks!!

To bitch slap humans for being judgemental c*nts!!

Okay. I need to stop now.. anger management classes aren't working so well. Fuck it!!!

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

I still get urges to offer certain forumites anger management counselling

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

"I always press all the buttons on the musical toys at Christmas so they all go off simultaneously….. I was caught by a member of staff doing it in a shop a couple of weeks ago, she gave me a right dirty look….. I felt ashamed of myself

Oh I do that......

Or when you are in a toy store and press all the buttons on the annoying toys

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Oh I do that......

Or when you are in a toy store and press all the buttons on the annoying toys "

Oh yes..... I am that person tooo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ring doorbells and runaway.

What immature things do you get urges for, even though you're all grown up now?"

Become a delivery drive and get paid to do this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Press every button in a lift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mini car punch no return.

Always. "

My daughter started doing that recently.

And yellow cars.

She has regretted it, muhahahaha. She is 15 by the way lol

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Slide down the slide whenever I have the opportunity to go to a park.

Also soft play areas (not those kinds) I’m straight in the ball pit (not that kind).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang my jacket off my head by the hood with my arms pushed back and just run about going "NEEEEOOOWWW"

This actually made me laugh out loud for real.

Me too when i thought about it, i may be 30 but i still got that little kid in me somewhere

I just feel sorry for the poor woman who has to suffer watching me pull my towel apart and start waving my willy about saying "dinga-linga-linga-ling"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still get urges to do the Truffle Shuffle.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

"Mini car punch no return.

Always.

My daughter started doing that recently.

And yellow cars.

She has regretted it, muhahahaha. She is 15 by the way lol "

My daughters 14 and just started yellow car punch…..I’ve been banned from joining in anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang my jacket off my head by the hood with my arms pushed back and just run about going "NEEEEOOOWWW"

This actually made me laugh out loud for real.

Me too when i thought about it, i may be 30 but i still got that little kid in me somewhere

I just feel sorry for the poor woman who has to suffer watching me pull my towel apart and start waving my willy about saying "dinga-linga-linga-ling"

Trust me men never grow out of this one haha

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Inflatable obstacle courses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make rude words from the lettered spice jars in supermarkets

In fact, any merchandise with letters on it, usually get their display changed to suit my mood for expletives!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still get the urge to sneak beer into the cinema.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting a cape on and jumping off the stairs pretending to be superman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make rude words from the lettered spice jars in supermarkets

In fact, any merchandise with letters on it, usually get their display changed to suit my mood for expletives! "

Omg you genius! I have to do this when i go shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw my phone into the river.

Walking over bridges I have to tell myself not to do it

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Quit Fab

I'd miss perving my hotlist though

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Still talk to local cat who visits in a silly high pitched voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make rude words from the lettered spice jars in supermarkets

In fact, any merchandise with letters on it, usually get their display changed to suit my mood for expletives!

Omg you genius! I have to do this when i go shopping

I have many many supermarket games, to amuse myself.... shopping for others, human buckaroo, rebrand the brand..... just one of my many talents!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Press all of the lift buttons

I challenged a friend last year to go up the (deserted) down escalator. She did it

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Helicopter. (I don't it's just the first thing that came to mind)

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Pillow fights and midnight treats are still a thing no matter what age, right!?

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"I still jump on shopping trollies and go for little rides around the gently sloping garden centre car park "

I'm also guilty of this..but in the supermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jump in puddles with both feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear room,

Im gatsby,

I still buy stink bombs and practically always have a box in my pocket,

Yes i know im silly,

Sorry not sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run up the stairs on all fours.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Press every button in a lift. "

I have a key to override the lifts - I can just press and hold the floor I want to go to and it won't stop on any other floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulling moonies

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