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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You read that correctly!

I’m giving you all the amazing chance to play David Attenborough for a while.

Yes indeedy! All you have to do is describe various types of people and their tendencies on fab as though you were narrating a nature documentary.

Obviously, this should be light hearted and in good nature and the more humorous the better.

I’ll start you off by way of example:

*Assumes Sir David’s dulcet tone*

‘Here we find the Greater Spotted Lamp Post Pisser. This is a male of the species and he’s

busy marking his territory. In this instance, it is a female of the species which he will follow around incessantly in order to ward off other males. Unfortunately, the object of his affections is unreceptive however and our poor male is dismayed to find that in the one fleeting second his back was turned, she has chosen another, more desirable mate whom she is now busily engaged in a courtship display with….’

Over to you good folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t got any artistic flair to describe it as well as you, but there’s bound to be some awkward shuffling on the settee when you’re sat there watching with your parents and then all the shagging starts ..

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I don't have the brain power right now but this thread gets my vote

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Native to the southern regions of the UK, one might stumble across the "does it for the reaction" contributor. With an unusual but distinctive call that sounds a bit like "it's all over the news", this type of contributor does not live alongside other species easily, often displaying fearful or timid stances when confronted with spiders, sharks, crocodiles, jellyfish, mice and kangaroos*

*Not an exhaustive list.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm a tigress who wants to mount me

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Native to the southern regions of the UK, one might stumble across the "does it for the reaction" contributor. With an unusual but distinctive call that sounds a bit like "it's all over the news", this type of contributor does not live alongside other species easily, often displaying fearful or timid stances when confronted with spiders, sharks, crocodiles, jellyfish, mice and kangaroos*

*Not an exhaustive list."

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I'm a tigress who wants to mount me

"

The Sensuallover1000 (not a particularly endangered species obviously) sees his opportunity and with steely determination, moves in towards his intended mate, poised and ready to pounce….

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm a tigress who wants to mount me

The Sensuallover1000 (not a particularly endangered species obviously) sees his opportunity and with steely determination, moves in towards his intended mate, poised and ready to pounce…. "

Sound like fun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here comes a group of male magnum dicckus medi-sapiens-sapiens also commonly known as the half brain fuck boys… these male individuals love hunting in groups, and use their captivating yet incredibly deceiving techniques to lure in their female prays (commonly known as the Kylies and or Sluteys), and eventually leave them, once they have their thirst for shallow reproduction satisfied.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Here comes a group of male magnum dicckus medi-sapiens-sapiens also commonly known as the half brain fuck boys… these male individuals love hunting in groups, and use their captivating yet incredibly deceiving techniques to lure in their female prays (commonly known as the Kylies and or Sluteys), and eventually leave them, once they have their thirst for shallow reproduction satisfied.

"

So once they empty their balls they run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here comes a group of male magnum dicckus medi-sapiens-sapiens also commonly known as the half brain fuck boys… these male individuals love hunting in groups, and use their captivating yet incredibly deceiving techniques to lure in their female prays (commonly known as the Kylies and or Sluteys), and eventually leave them, once they have their thirst for shallow reproduction satisfied.

"

I need to add an amendment as the magnum dicckus medi-sapiens sapiens have individual names:

Shout out to the Brads, the Chads, the Scotts, the Tylers

The list can be endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here comes a group of male magnum dicckus medi-sapiens-sapiens also commonly known as the half brain fuck boys… these male individuals love hunting in groups, and use their captivating yet incredibly deceiving techniques to lure in their female prays (commonly known as the Kylies and or Sluteys), and eventually leave them, once they have their thirst for shallow reproduction satisfied.

So once they empty their balls they run

"

Basically. Yes. Only to return for further shallow mating when least expected. Like nothing ever happened …

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Here comes a group of male magnum dicckus medi-sapiens-sapiens also commonly known as the half brain fuck boys… these male individuals love hunting in groups, and use their captivating yet incredibly deceiving techniques to lure in their female prays (commonly known as the Kylies and or Sluteys), and eventually leave them, once they have their thirst for shallow reproduction satisfied.

So once they empty their balls they run

Basically. Yes. Only to return for further shallow mating when least expected. Like nothing ever happened … "

The cheek

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Here comes a group of male magnum dicckus medi-sapiens-sapiens also commonly known as the half brain fuck boys… these male individuals love hunting in groups, and use their captivating yet incredibly deceiving techniques to lure in their female prays (commonly known as the Kylies and or Sluteys), and eventually leave them, once they have their thirst for shallow reproduction satisfied.

"

This in turn gives way to another, highly deceitful type of Fab creature; The Faux Good Samaritan.

Typically male, they will lend you their ear and their shoulders for you to cry upon….but all is not quite what it seems for their apparent benevolence belays their true motivation….to engage in carnal relations with you! Beware!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The ones that graze on leaves what are they???

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"The ones that graze on leaves what are they???"

Caterpillars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here comes a group of male magnum dicckus medi-sapiens-sapiens also commonly known as the half brain fuck boys… these male individuals love hunting in groups, and use their captivating yet incredibly deceiving techniques to lure in their female prays (commonly known as the Kylies and or Sluteys), and eventually leave them, once they have their thirst for shallow reproduction satisfied.

This in turn gives way to another, highly deceitful type of Fab creature; The Faux Good Samaritan.

Typically male, they will lend you their ear and their shoulders for you to cry upon….but all is not quite what it seems for their apparent benevolence belays their true motivation….to engage in carnal relations with you! Beware!

"

Kinda the worst as at least you know where you are at work the other group of hyenas

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The ones that graze on leaves what are they???

Caterpillars? "

Xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The ones that graze on leaves what are they???"

Herbivores. Big herds of 'em, sweeping majestically across the plains

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The "body shamer" is the naked mole rat of the forum, invoking disgust and intrigue in equal measures. Deliberately poking it's snout up the (not insubstantial) arses of its quarry, the "body shamer" gets a massive eyeful, before turning and vomiting all over the leaf litter below. Shrill and loud in its cry of "it's not curves, it's fat", the "body shamer" may often be found on the peripheries of the pack, wondering why it hasn't reproduced yet.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

...."Deep in the heart of The Fab Serengeti lurks the Fab male silhouette. Always winking, fabbing, showing unsolicited friendships without female approval. Which often results in the female of the species blocking, reporting or just not replying.

An extraordinary display of courtships can be heard in the distance:

"I'll smash yer back doors in and give ya a finger blasting you'll never forget... I'll make yer walk bow legged too!"

Whilst sending an array of cock pictures to her overly laden full inbox of other excessive cock pictures..... she can be seen to block, chastise and spur the unwanted intentions of the Fab male.

You can hear her swiftly reply:

"Call that a cock? I have strappons bigger than that! Now that's a Tinky-Winky!!! This is a fucking real PENIS!"

She laughs in the distance, which can be heard for miles around to any wannabe Male Fab Silhouettes wishing to try their luck. She alters her profile to V.W.E males only! Oh, and make it over 8"+ or don't bother to ..… The ”To” is often incorrectly referred to. Surely “Too…..?” “There” and “their” are often used & incorrectly referred to also. There is most definitely a difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit! The Fab Male Silhouettes have shown this time & time again…..

The Fab male slinks back to his lair dejected, battered, bruised, torn at the foot of a burning bike as Meatloaf would have us believe, ready to send to other unsuspecting Female Fab members caught in the headlights.

For the Fab Female lion will definitely sleep tonight! She may be without a male suitor but at least she’s got a wand to take her there & back to never ending waves of ecstasy.

“Koo-koo-ka-Choo Mrs Robinson!” “Koo-koo-ka-Choo!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You read that correctly!

I’m giving you all the amazing chance to play David Attenborough for a while.

Yes indeedy! All you have to do is describe various types of people and their tendencies on fab as though you were narrating a nature documentary.

Obviously, this should be light hearted and in good nature and the more humorous the better.

I’ll start you off by way of example:

*Assumes Sir David’s dulcet tone*

‘Here we find the Greater Spotted Lamp Post Pisser. This is a male of the species and he’s

busy marking his territory. In this instance, it is a female of the species which he will follow around incessantly in order to ward off other males. Unfortunately, the object of his affections is unreceptive however and our poor male is dismayed to find that in the one fleeting second his back was turned, she has chosen another, more desirable mate whom she is now busily engaged in a courtship display with….’

Over to you good folks "

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And who do we have here, appearing over the horizon? Yes, it's the Hot Pics Peacock, strutting about, collecting all the FABS brought to her by the male of every species.

Chest proudly thrust out on display, watch as she gathers all available FABs,she takes them back to her nest, and they will sustain her until the following week when it's tits out Tuesday again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be bothered to read the above.

Can you just give me a shout when the cougars get here.

Thanks.

Cheers and

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

They could certainly make a blockbuster movie about FAB, and call it, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly 2 . I was just on another thread there about offending people, maybe I should have posted this on there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And who do we have here, appearing over the horizon? Yes, it's the Hot Pics Peacock, strutting about, collecting all the FABS brought to her by the male of every species.

Chest proudly thrust out on display, watch as she gathers all available FABs,she takes them back to her nest, and they will sustain her until the following week when it's tits out Tuesday again. "

I feel called out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fabulous licking lizard is a very common species and can be found in every corner of the country, this species only exists in the male form, they have yet to learn the art seduction as they think the females love to hear and read about their long tongues and how much they can drink. They are fixated on licking pussi for hours and days and can breath through their ears.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And who do we have here, appearing over the horizon? Yes, it's the Hot Pics Peacock, strutting about, collecting all the FABS brought to her by the male of every species.

Chest proudly thrust out on display, watch as she gathers all available FABs,she takes them back to her nest, and they will sustain her until the following week when it's tits out Tuesday again.

I feel called out

"

I think it was autobiographical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The male starts his mating display - having done his research he knows what she likes and carefully writes a first message accordingly. The male pauses, reviews and proudly struts around after pressing send.

Then, he waits. And waits some more. Has his message got lost in a bombardment of equally impressive displays? Has the volume of Sky remote pollution destroyed his chances?

The male, risks a look. The blue dot has gone, the female is offline, the message unread. Undeterred, the mail checks his surroundings and tries again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And who do we have here, appearing over the horizon? Yes, it's the Hot Pics Peacock, strutting about, collecting all the FABS brought to her by the male of every species.

Chest proudly thrust out on display, watch as she gathers all available FABs,she takes them back to her nest, and they will sustain her until the following week when it's tits out Tuesday again.

I feel called out

I think it was autobiographical "

I mean as it’s a species , it applies to a lot of female peacocks from fab

There’s quite few about

Tho I feel like I need my fabs every 2-3 days to sustain myself in my own nest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And in the corner over there we see a fine specimen of the Scottish Redhead in her prime. She's in her mating mood. Not sure which male to to choose from the flock following her inside the club she lets her libido decide and invites five of them to join her on the round bed. Those left out are circling the scene masturbating and hoping they may get to mate with her once the others have collapsed from exhaustion...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And who do we have here, appearing over the horizon? Yes, it's the Hot Pics Peacock, strutting about, collecting all the FABS brought to her by the male of every species.

Chest proudly thrust out on display, watch as she gathers all available FABs,she takes them back to her nest, and they will sustain her until the following week when it's tits out Tuesday again.

I feel called out

I think it was autobiographical

I mean as it’s a species , it applies to a lot of female peacocks from fab

There’s quite few about

Tho I feel like I need my fabs every 2-3 days to sustain myself in my own nest "

Thats why this thread has really tickled me, it's SO applicable !

And we're all reading it in Sir David's voice in our heads

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Fabbers are a migratory species. They all fly to the Mediterranean coast in late summer.

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