FabSwingers.com forum: Let's see who gets offended :-)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll start....

I like skinny women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like heavier build men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirting is just wee, isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anyone be offended over preferences?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Wow this is going my way, no disagreement yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why would anyone be offended over preferences?

You must be new here?? Haha

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am offended on behalf of anyone offended

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All redheads are crazy

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By *opsy-turvyCouple
over a year ago

sin city

Is curvy just another name for fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a straight single guy, (insert complaint about every other demographic on Fab).

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'll start....

I like skinny women "

You have done this before

It does not

Offend me

What offends me is people

Purposely trying to get a rise

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

We’re not racist, homophobic or classist but…

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Tall is over 6ft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’re not racist, homophobic or classist but…"

My best friend is black so I can't be racist ..... insert comment about muslims/Eastern Europeans/Africa etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of my best friends are disabled lesbian Indonesian shot-putters…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll start....

I like skinny women

You have done this before

It does not

Offend me

What offends me is people

Purposely trying to get a rise

And the winner is .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who call others snowflakes are usually the biggest snowflakes of all.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"All redheads are crazy

Fuck you!

I’m not crazy. Don’t close your eyes tonight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All redheads are crazy

Fuck you!

I’m not crazy. Don’t close your eyes tonight!

I think there's loose Redhead in my garden with a knife... how strange

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'll start....

I like skinny women

You have done this before

It does not

Offend me

What offends me is people

Purposely trying to get a rise

And the winner is ....."

What is my prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexit went well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All redheads are crazy

Everyone else is just a bit dull

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll start....

I like skinny women

You have done this before

It does not

Offend me

What offends me is people

Purposely trying to get a rise

And the winner is .....

What is my prize?"

Not planned that far ahead...

What do you Want?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'll start....

I like skinny women

You have done this before

It does not

Offend me

What offends me is people

Purposely trying to get a rise

And the winner is .....

What is my prize?

Not planned that far ahead...

What do you Want?"

Erm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All redheads are crazy

Ha! As a redhead I can confirm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All redheads are crazy

Ha! As a redhead I can confirm. "

I'm offended by your stereo typing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blondes don’t have more fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

High heels are a sign of sexual provocation

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bbws have no sense of humour

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"All redheads are crazy

Ha! As a redhead I can confirm. "

No, it’s just others who live domestic lives.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All socialist are just lazy and want other people's money and don't want to work for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some (redacted on legal advice) are (redacted on legal advice) and, truth be told, are really (redacted on legal advice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to offend anyone! In fact, on behalf of Scotland, I'd like to apologise for the fact that everyone likes us more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting on a dress and make up dose not make you a women

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By *namoratomanMan
over a year ago

Herefordshire

You wish!

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By *gentlegiant66Man
over a year ago

Kettering

There are only two genders !

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Putting on a dress and make up dose not make you a women

Then don't do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Alllllll Scottish people really want to be English and live in England, so they can live longer

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I don't want to offend anyone! In fact, on behalf of Scotland, I'd like to apologise for the fact that everyone likes us more

England is a shithole

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Putting on a dress and make up dose not make you a women

Having a dose, does it make it right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate marmite

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Alllllll Scottish people really want to be English and live in England, so they can live longer

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that is tempting if there’s guarantees lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alllllll Scottish people really want to be English and live in England, so they can live longer

I just tell people I'm a political refugee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate marmite "

That's the most sensible thing anyone's put!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star wars is shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many men grow resentful of the power reversal due to male/female ratio on this site and become bitter about it.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Star wars is shit "

It is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

French fishermen are really reasonable people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star wars is shit

It is"
pure muck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star wars is shit "

Mods! Ban this charlatan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate marmite "

Now that just taking it too far!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Star wars is shit

It is"

Fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star wars is shit

Mods! Ban this charlatan! "
Star trek came first live long and suck it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger

Facts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny fries (but not the super super thin ones) over steak cut/chunky chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger

Facts! "
without a doubt yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger

Facts! "

Double facts!!! I mean, maybe not the best but they have to be in the burger to make it a great burger

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger

Facts!

Double facts!!! I mean, maybe not the best but they have to be in the burger to make it a great burger

Kylie there's a place by me that, puts a whole layer of overlapping gherkin slices on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most BBWs are just BWs.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Most BBWs are just BWs."

They are indeed beautiful women

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Does Macron believe that all people are equal, or his he an Orwellian French pig?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love that there will be people reading this that will be offended but know they’re going to look silly if they react.

I can imagine there have been a few people who’ve received a private reply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most BBWs are just BWs.

They are indeed beautiful women

Im not too sure that's what he meant haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love that there will be people reading this that will be offended but know they’re going to look silly if they react.

I can imagine there have been a few people who’ve received a private reply. "

No single man over 50 will recieve such a reply haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If no one reply’s you must be ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger

Facts!

Double facts!!! I mean, maybe not the best but they have to be in the burger to make it a great burger

Kylie there's a place by me that, puts a whole layer of overlapping gherkin slices on! "

Im kinda salivating and I don’t understand those ones who ask for NO GHERKIN

Crazy mofossss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who start provocative threads are really just misunderstood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended. "

How dare you! You take that back!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Most BBWs are just BWs.

They are indeed beautiful women

Im not too sure that's what he meant haha"

I'm not too sure you understand

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger

Facts!

Double facts!!! I mean, maybe not the best but they have to be in the burger to make it a great burger

Kylie there's a place by me that, puts a whole layer of overlapping gherkin slices on!

Im kinda salivating and I don’t understand those ones who ask for NO GHERKIN

Crazy mofossss"

Heathens!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

How dare you! You take that back!"

Never!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegans are plant killers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Mcguire is a world class defender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

How dare you! You take that back!

Never! "

Shocking! Im going to rant about this on twitter until 5am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Man has nothing to do with global warming !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vegans are plant killers!"

Ah yes cruciferous genocide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trump 2024

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger

Facts!

Double facts!!! I mean, maybe not the best but they have to be in the burger to make it a great burger

Kylie there's a place by me that, puts a whole layer of overlapping gherkin slices on!

Im kinda salivating and I don’t understand those ones who ask for NO GHERKIN

Crazy mofossss

Heathens! "

*copy and pasting 'stinks of pickles' in all your private notes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s ok to be …..

HOLY CRAP! I nearly fell for it, it’s a trap isn’t it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vegans are plant killers!

Ah yes cruciferous genocide

They're basically stealing animals food, and then they advocate how they care for animals, bloody hypocrits

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

How dare you! You take that back!

Never!

Shocking! Im going to rant about this on twitter until 5am "

Bloody women eh!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger

Facts!

Double facts!!! I mean, maybe not the best but they have to be in the burger to make it a great burger

Kylie there's a place by me that, puts a whole layer of overlapping gherkin slices on!

Im kinda salivating and I don’t understand those ones who ask for NO GHERKIN

Crazy mofossss

Heathens!

*copy and pasting 'stinks of pickles' in all your private notes*"

I'm not even ashamed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trump 2024

He actually did a lot of good work for America and wasn’t racist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trump 2024

He actually did a lot of good work for America and wasn’t racist. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat girls are more fun as we don't just rely on our looks to attract people, we developed great personalities too

And football is dull, over rated and made for stupid people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

How dare you! You take that back!

Never!

Shocking! Im going to rant about this on twitter until 5am

Bloody women eh!

Cold hearred she devils the lot of you! Raarr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trump 2024

He actually did a lot of good work for America and wasn’t racist. "

He also didnt need to be woken up and reminded he was president

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter, Jimmy Saville etc were just expressing their sexuality honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter, Jimmy Saville etc were just expressing their sexuality honestly "

Ooff thats a hot one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trump 2024

He actually did a lot of good work for America and wasn’t racist.

He also didnt need to be woken up and reminded he was president

He also looked really cool in that red baseball cap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus died for his own sins not mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter, Jimmy Saville etc were just expressing their sexuality honestly "

What the fuck?!

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter, Jimmy Saville etc were just expressing their sexuality honestly "

I saw that MAP thing on Twitter. Absolutely bonkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter, Jimmy Saville etc were just expressing their sexuality honestly

What the fuck?!"
that's just not right thats going too far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter, Jimmy Saville etc were just expressing their sexuality honestly

What the fuck?!that's just not right thats going too far "

I think he actually took the title of the thread VERY literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone always has to take things too far and ruin it for everyone else....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter, Jimmy Saville etc were just expressing their sexuality honestly

I saw that MAP thing on Twitter. Absolutely bonkers "

Not sure what that is but don’t want to Google. But seriously, All the Yewtree lot can hang for me, including the ones who have yet to die but will be outed before the ashes are cool (cough, Cliff, cough…).

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Should women be allowed to touch the television remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should women be allowed to touch the television remote?"

If that hands touches the remote and swiches over to watch queer eye im lobbing that tv out the window

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By *ssexPolyGentMan
over a year ago

southend

I eat meat to save the the vegans dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended. "

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). "

Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). "
im the same as you haven't a clue what it means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). "

It's what all the batty boys call real men Di

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All redheads are crazy

Ha! As a redhead I can confirm.

I'm offended by your stereo typing

In the age of Dolby Atoms, i’m offended by you constriction to stereo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to offend anyone! In fact, on behalf of Scotland, I'd like to apologise for the fact that everyone likes us more

England is a shithole

Actually, most of it is! Especially the Northern backward bit!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).

It's what all the batty boys call real men Di

??????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to offend anyone! In fact, on behalf of Scotland, I'd like to apologise for the fact that everyone likes us more

England is a shithole

Actually, most of it is! Especially the Northern backward bit! "
we are your cool neighbours everyone likes us and we are great craic at a party and we can hold our drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).

Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence"

So just a ‘man’ then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to offend anyone! In fact, on behalf of Scotland, I'd like to apologise for the fact that everyone likes us more

England is a shithole

Actually, most of it is! Especially the Northern backward bit! we are your cool neighbours everyone likes us and we are great craic at a party and we can hold our drink "

Sold!!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

This ought to put the tin hat on it.

An acronym is a word made up from the first letters of a phrase or sentence.

DIANA came from Died In A Nasty Accident.

AIDS from the term Arse Injected Death Sentence.

GAY itself from the burning question, Got Aids Yet?

And going off on another tangent, the medical term for lesbianism is... wait for it...STRAPADICTAMY

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).

Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence

So just a ‘man’ then? "

We could get rid of all the adjectives but it wouldn't be very helpful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to offend anyone! In fact, on behalf of Scotland, I'd like to apologise for the fact that everyone likes us more

England is a shithole

Actually, most of it is! Especially the Northern backward bit! we are your cool neighbours everyone likes us and we are great craic at a party and we can hold our drink

Sold!!

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the Irish will always have Scotlands back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#feelingsnotfacts

Or something like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).

Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence

So just a ‘man’ then?

We could get rid of all the adjectives but it wouldn't be very helpful. "

“Man” is a noun , is it not? If you got rid of it what what would you call males?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).

Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence

So just a ‘man’ then?

We could get rid of all the adjectives but it wouldn't be very helpful.

“Man” is a noun , is it not? If you got rid of it what what would you call males? "

It is indeed. Man was the noun in my sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This ought to put the tin hat on it.

An acronym is a word made up from the first letters of a phrase or sentence.

DIANA came from Died In A Nasty Accident.

AIDS from the term Arse Injected Death Sentence.

GAY itself from the burning question, Got Aids Yet?

And going off on another tangent, the medical term for lesbianism is... wait for it...STRAPADICTAMY "

People who copy and repost things they’ve read on other forums or on Facebook aren’t funny and don’t have the imagination or intelligence to come up with anything original to post.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

And for another acronym made famous in song available on YouTube by another hero, and role model of mine, an Australian guy called Kevin Bloody Wilson.

DILLIGAF.

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).

Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence

So just a ‘man’ then?

We could get rid of all the adjectives but it wouldn't be very helpful.

“Man” is a noun , is it not? If you got rid of it what what would you call males?

It is indeed. Man was the noun in my sentence

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Thank you so man = man? No need for cis? Is it that simple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The film Trainspotting was really a fly on the wall documentary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And for another acronym made famous in song available on YouTube by another hero, and role model of mine, an Australian guy called Kevin Bloody Wilson.

DILLIGAF.

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck "

DILLIGAF is a shit acronym that Kevin Bloody Wilson tried to make famous but he failed because no one listens to his music as it’s all shit.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Red heads have the rarest form of wild sex

Prove me wrong

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).

Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence

So just a ‘man’ then?

We could get rid of all the adjectives but it wouldn't be very helpful.

“Man” is a noun , is it not? If you got rid of it what what would you call males?

It is indeed. Man was the noun in my sentence

Thank you so man = man? No need for cis? Is it that simple? "

Cis is an adjective. As I said, technically no need for any of them but it wouldn't be very useful. My sentence would have then been "men are usually the most easily offended". I wanted to refer to specific men and not all of them.

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

yate

"The film Trainspotting was really a fly on the wall documentary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone be offended over preferences?

Cause I’m racist against preferences other then my own !

And I’m easily offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The heliocentric theory/model is wrong, incorrect. We never went to the moon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).

Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence

So just a ‘man’ then?

We could get rid of all the adjectives but it wouldn't be very helpful.

“Man” is a noun , is it not? If you got rid of it what what would you call males?

It is indeed. Man was the noun in my sentence

Thank you so man = man? No need for cis? Is it that simple? "

If she’d just said ‘men’ it would include men who were born female but who now identity as male. By add CIS she removed them from the group she was describing.

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over a year ago

"And for another acronym made famous in song available on YouTube by another hero, and role model of mine, an Australian guy called Kevin Bloody Wilson.

DILLIGAF.

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

DILLIGAF is a shit acronym that Kevin Bloody Wilson tried to make famous but he failed because no one listens to his music as it’s all shit."

It's the aliment of the 80s sort of hi tec sexual rabies and you catch it off or lady's that probably caught it off a yank.

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By *ipShakerMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

It's okay to be offended, it's just your weakness coming through.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Fake breasts aren't real breasts.

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

My brain is working overtime tonight, such is insomnia. I just posted on another thread that they could make a blockbuster movie about FAB, and call it, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly 2.

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over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). im the same as you haven't a clue what it means "

Typical fucking Irish !!!!haha

Joking Mate just fucking wing it like the rest of us sheep farmers and pretend we know what’s going on in the world

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Tall is over 6ft "

That's just a fact

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over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). im the same as you haven't a clue what it means

Typical fucking Irish !!!!haha

Joking Mate just fucking wing it like the rest of us sheep farmers and pretend we know what’s going on in the world

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i don't understand all these new fantangled genders

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

"My brain is working overtime tonight, such is insomnia. I just posted on another thread that they could make a blockbuster movie about FAB, and call it, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly 2."
the fake, the pointless and the conversational skills of a sponge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was "

The 3 wise men only turned up at the stable because they heard Mary The Slag was in town and they all wanted a go on her. The gold, frankincense and myrrh were all gifts for her in exchange for sex, they were all items on her Wish List.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). im the same as you haven't a clue what it means

Typical fucking Irish !!!!haha

Joking Mate just fucking wing it like the rest of us sheep farmers and pretend we know what’s going on in the world

i don't understand all these new fantangled genders "

It isn't a new gender.

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over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). im the same as you haven't a clue what it means

Typical fucking Irish !!!!haha

Joking Mate just fucking wing it like the rest of us sheep farmers and pretend we know what’s going on in the world

i don't understand all these new fantangled genders "

Your Irish you have obviously been literally living under a rock escaping the spread of corona virus spreading through your village of 10 people !!!

I live 2 miles down so I know the struggle was real

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over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). im the same as you haven't a clue what it means

Typical fucking Irish !!!!haha

Joking Mate just fucking wing it like the rest of us sheep farmers and pretend we know what’s going on in the world

i don't understand all these new fantangled genders

It isn't a new gender. "
fantangled names for genders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). im the same as you haven't a clue what it means

Typical fucking Irish !!!!haha

Joking Mate just fucking wing it like the rest of us sheep farmers and pretend we know what’s going on in the world

i don't understand all these new fantangled genders

It isn't a new gender. "

You can't make new genders are you god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adele is shit

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

"And for another acronym made famous in song available on YouTube by another hero, and role model of mine, an Australian guy called Kevin Bloody Wilson.

DILLIGAF.

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

DILLIGAF is a shit acronym that Kevin Bloody Wilson tried to make famous but he failed because no one listens to his music as it’s all shit."

Really we play it all the time on our phones to clients, customers, and civil serpents scratching a living in Her Majestys simple service who think that they are the tails that can wag the dog. We all listen to his music regularly on the sites when words of wisdom are needed to deal with soft cocks in suits etc.

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

[Removed by poster at 17/11/21 01:52:18]

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over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). im the same as you haven't a clue what it means

Typical fucking Irish !!!!haha

Joking Mate just fucking wing it like the rest of us sheep farmers and pretend we know what’s going on in the world

i don't understand all these new fantangled genders

It isn't a new gender.

You can't make new genders are you god

I’d be cocky if I said yeah right ?

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was

You have got your Nativity Story time line wrong, baby Jesus had been born by the time they rocked up so she wasn’t pregnant any more. She was a bit sore from giving birth though so they had to do her in the ass.

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

yate

"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was

Was Joseph asked to sit in the corner and watch all this?

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over a year ago

"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was

Was Joseph asked to sit in the corner and watch all this?

He was gagged, tied up and his cock was locked in a cage. Basically Joseph was the only person in the whole of the Nativity Story who didn’t fuck Mary. Even the inn keeper fucked her before he told her there were no rooms available.

I’m not including baby Jesus in the list when I say everyone but Joseph fucked her, that’s a step too far even for atheist like me.

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

yate

"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was

Was Joseph asked to sit in the corner and watch all this?

I’m not including baby Jesus in the list when I say everyone but Joseph fucked her, that’s a step too far even for atheist like me. "

Did he manage to have a wank at least?

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over a year ago

"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was

Was Joseph asked to sit in the corner and watch all this?

Joseph was out selling his ass for a pint of mead

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Brexit went well."

Everyone who voted for Brexit are closet racists...

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over a year ago

"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was

Was Joseph asked to sit in the corner and watch all this?

I’m not including baby Jesus in the list when I say everyone but Joseph fucked her, that’s a step too far even for atheist like me.

Did he manage to have a wank at least?

No, it would have been inappropriate for him to have a wank with baby Jesus present

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

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People with blank profiles are amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right to offend out trumps your right to feel offended.

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over a year ago

"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.

What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).

Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence

So just a ‘man’ then?

We could get rid of all the adjectives but it wouldn't be very helpful.

“Man” is a noun , is it not? If you got rid of it what what would you call males?

It is indeed. Man was the noun in my sentence

Thank you so man = man? No need for cis? Is it that simple?

If she’d just said ‘men’ it would include men who were born female but who now identity as male. By add CIS she removed them from the group she was describing. "

Thank you both for the explanation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Chubby Brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (mr ) want to bed all the hot women here

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Why would anyone be offended over preferences?

You must be new here?? Haha"

I like tall men with slim bodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anyone be offended? Grow up!

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By *artwivahartTV/TS
over a year ago

Biggin Hill

Left handed people.

People who wear odd socks.

People who put the milk in first in a cuppa.

Lock them all up. Bunch of freaks... lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh. Let's try to get the regulars riled! No. One. Cares!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many experts on profiles & sexual technique................

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

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Well, that was fun.

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