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"That didn't go to plan I've just mopped the floor and trapped myself in the kitchen. Fucked up the intro too. " I saw it  | |||
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"That didn't go to plan I've just mopped the floor and trapped myself in the kitchen. Fucked up the intro too.
I saw it "You see everything  | |||
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"Put tea towels on your feet and buff the floor on your way to the door "I wait it out doing that would mucky the tea towels | |||
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"Did you mop yourself into a corner opposite to the doorway?" No I mopped the dining room first for some unknown reason. | |||
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"At least you didnt paint the floor. you would be there a hell of a lot longer" Its slate tiles so that won't happen | |||
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"Put tea towels on your feet and buff the floor on your way to the door
I wait it out doing that would mucky the tea towels "Can you walk on your hands? Are the biscuits close? | |||
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"Put tea towels on your feet and buff the floor on your way to the door
I wait it out doing that would mucky the tea towels
Can you walk on your hands?
Are the biscuits close?
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"That didn't go to plan I've just mopped the floor and trapped myself in the kitchen. Fucked up the intro too. "But the kitchen has the kettle in it  silver linings and all that | |||
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"Put tea towels on your feet and buff the floor on your way to the door
I wait it out doing that would mucky the tea towels
Can you walk on your hands?
Are the biscuits close?
He always has cake, he’ll live "Babs you know me too well and I baked yesterday too | |||
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"Put tea towels on your feet and buff the floor on your way to the door
I wait it out doing that would mucky the tea towels
Can you walk on your hands?
Are the biscuits close?
"I'm too old for acrobatics now trust me I tried a couple of weeks ago and yes they are right in front of me | |||
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"That didn't go to plan I've just mopped the floor and trapped myself in the kitchen. Fucked up the intro too.
But the kitchen has the kettle in it silver linings and all that "Maybe I should arrange a coffee morning  | |||
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"Put tea towels on your feet and buff the floor on your way to the door
I wait it out doing that would mucky the tea towels
Can you walk on your hands?
Are the biscuits close?
I'm too old for acrobatics now trust me I tried a couple of weeks ago and yes they are right in front of me "Crisis averted then. Just don't get crumbs on the floor | |||
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"Put tea towels on your feet and buff the floor on your way to the door
I wait it out doing that would mucky the tea towels
Can you walk on your hands?
Are the biscuits close?
I'm too old for acrobatics now trust me I tried a couple of weeks ago and yes they are right in front of me
Crisis averted then. Just don't get crumbs on the floor " | |||
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"PP, you've not forgotten that proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance have you.. "Well I haven't been feeling myself for a few weeks, so guilty as charged | |||
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"PP, you've not forgotten that proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance have you..
Well I haven't been feeling myself for a few weeks, so guilty as charged "No entry on the charge sheet, not if your feeling iffy mate..
Is it dry yet? | |||
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"PP, you've not forgotten that proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance have you..
Well I haven't been feeling myself for a few weeks, so guilty as charged
No entry on the charge sheet, not if your feeling iffy mate..
Is it dry yet?"Yeah has been for about 15 minutes, so may as well have a kitchen disco now | |||
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"PP, you've not forgotten that proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance have you..
Well I haven't been feeling myself for a few weeks, so guilty as charged
No entry on the charge sheet, not if your feeling iffy mate..
Is it dry yet?
Yeah has been for about 15 minutes, so may as well have a kitchen disco now "Every cloud.. | |||
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"PP, you've not forgotten that proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance have you..
Well I haven't been feeling myself for a few weeks, so guilty as charged
No entry on the charge sheet, not if your feeling iffy mate..
Is it dry yet?
Yeah has been for about 15 minutes, so may as well have a kitchen disco now "party at yours then?? | |||
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"PP, you've not forgotten that proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance have you..
Well I haven't been feeling myself for a few weeks, so guilty as charged
No entry on the charge sheet, not if your feeling iffy mate..
Is it dry yet?
Yeah has been for about 15 minutes, so may as well have a kitchen disco now
Every cloud.. "Alexa actually and there's cake | |||
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"PP, you've not forgotten that proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance have you..
Well I haven't been feeling myself for a few weeks, so guilty as charged
No entry on the charge sheet, not if your feeling iffy mate..
Is it dry yet?
Yeah has been for about 15 minutes, so may as well have a kitchen disco now party at yours then??"What you waiting for an invite | |||
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"PP, you've not forgotten that proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance have you..
Well I haven't been feeling myself for a few weeks, so guilty as charged
No entry on the charge sheet, not if your feeling iffy mate..
Is it dry yet?
Yeah has been for about 15 minutes, so may as well have a kitchen disco now
Every cloud..
Alexa actually and there's cake " if there's cake the dancing can wait a mo.. | |||
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"PP, you've not forgotten that proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance have you..
Well I haven't been feeling myself for a few weeks, so guilty as charged
No entry on the charge sheet, not if your feeling iffy mate..
Is it dry yet?
Yeah has been for about 15 minutes, so may as well have a kitchen disco now
Every cloud..
Alexa actually and there's cake
if there's cake the dancing can wait a mo.."Looks like I'll be baking more then | |||
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"Sit on the washing machine and have a little chug until the floor's dry "Can't the washing has already been done. | |||
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"Can you somehow trap your head in the washing machine/tumble drier? Someone will be alone shortly to help you out if you could. I’ve seen it happen in many documentaries already "Won't happen there isn't a camera crew here | |||
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