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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It’s official I am all out of witty banter, alliterative body part day of the week and my mate fancies you threads.

Therefore like a child that can’t abide silence I’m sat here posting a thread so I can talk to myself.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Get some work done lazy arse

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Get some work done lazy arse "

Problem is I’m so good at being a lazy arse I should turn pro.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Get some work done lazy arse

Problem is I’m so good at being a lazy arse I should turn pro. "

I’m a professional procrastinator

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Get some work done lazy arse

Problem is I’m so good at being a lazy arse I should turn pro.

I’m a professional procrastinator "

I thought about turning pro procrastinator, I guess I’ll get round to it.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Get some work done lazy arse

Problem is I’m so good at being a lazy arse I should turn pro.

I’m a professional procrastinator

I thought about turning pro procrastinator, I guess I’ll get round to it. "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Have a wank Fiddles.... that'll sort you out

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Have a wank Fiddles.... that'll sort you out

That’s shit advice, I’ve just been thrown out of Greggs.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles

Shall we suck it and see.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have a wank Fiddles.... that'll sort you out

That’s shit advice, I’ve just been thrown out of Greggs.

I didn't say right this second!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Have a wank Fiddles.... that'll sort you out

That’s shit advice, I’ve just been thrown out of Greggs.

I didn't say right this second!"

How was I to know

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles

Shall we suck it and see. "

No I will

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles

Shall we suck it and see.

No I will

You two so need to get a room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could always just pull my knickers down and bang me

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Could always just pull my knickers down and bang me

In Greggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s official I am all out of witty banter, alliterative body part day of the week and my mate fancies you threads.

Therefore like a child that can’t abide silence I’m sat here posting a thread so I can talk to myself.

story of my life dude

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles

Shall we suck it and see.

No I will

You two so need to get a room

Or a Ford Focus on Cannock Chase

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles

Shall we suck it and see.

No I will

You two so need to get a room

Haha one day you never know

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles

Shall we suck it and see.

No I will

You two so need to get a room

Or a Ford Focus on Cannock Chase "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles

Shall we suck it and see.

No I will

You two so need to get a room

Or a Ford Focus on Cannock Chase "

Oh I'll be focused alright

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles

Shall we suck it and see.

No I will

You two so need to get a room

Or a Ford Focus on Cannock Chase

Oh I'll be focused alright

Haha do your eyes cross as you go down like looking at a pencil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could always just pull my knickers down and bang me

In Greggs

If that’s whare you want to ooo go on then we deal with the consequences after words

Am not one to turn it down no matter whare it is

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles

Shall we suck it and see.

No I will

You two so need to get a room

Or a Ford Focus on Cannock Chase

Oh I'll be focused alright

Haha do your eyes cross as you go down like looking at a pencil.

As long as you have Lead in your pencil I'll be fine

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Could always just pull my knickers down and bang me

In Greggs

If that’s whare you want to ooo go on then we deal with the consequences after words

Am not one to turn it down no matter whare it is

For reference my sausage roll is definitely not a vegan one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles

Shall we suck it and see.

No I will

You two so need to get a room

Or a Ford Focus on Cannock Chase

Oh I'll be focused alright

Haha do your eyes cross as you go down like looking at a pencil.

As long as you have Lead in your pencil I'll be fine

Or better yet yous two could just spit roast me all night

And no fighting who’s going first as it dosent matter yous will be swapping ends all night anyway so you will be be getting seconds at some point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could always just pull my knickers down and bang me

In Greggs

If that’s whare you want to ooo go on then we deal with the consequences after words

Am not one to turn it down no matter whare it is

For reference my sausage roll is definitely not a vegan one.

I eat meat

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Could always just pull my knickers down and bang me

In Greggs

If that’s whare you want to ooo go on then we deal with the consequences after words

Am not one to turn it down no matter whare it is

For reference my sausage roll is definitely not a vegan one.

I love a sausage

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles

Shall we suck it and see.

No I will

You two so need to get a room

Or a Ford Focus on Cannock Chase

Oh I'll be focused alright

Haha do your eyes cross as you go down like looking at a pencil.

As long as you have Lead in your pencil I'll be fine

Or better yet yous two could just spit roast me all night

And no fighting who’s going first as it dosent matter yous will be swapping ends all night anyway so you will be be getting seconds at some point

I’m going to need refreshments at some point

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Could always just pull my knickers down and bang me

In Greggs

If that’s whare you want to ooo go on then we deal with the consequences after words

Am not one to turn it down no matter whare it is

For reference my sausage roll is definitely not a vegan one.

I love a sausage "

With or without pastry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You won't need to talk with me Mr Fiddles

Shall we suck it and see.

No I will

You two so need to get a room

Or a Ford Focus on Cannock Chase

Oh I'll be focused alright

Haha do your eyes cross as you go down like looking at a pencil.

As long as you have Lead in your pencil I'll be fine

Or better yet yous two could just spit roast me all night

And no fighting who’s going first as it dosent matter yous will be swapping ends all night anyway so you will be be getting seconds at some point

I’m going to need refreshments at some point

Ha ha

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Are we there yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know how that goes.

Inane drivel from now on

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I know how that goes.

Inane drivel from now on

From now on!

I think it’s always been.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Alright stranger!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Alright stranger!

Eh up sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know how that goes.

Inane drivel from now on

From now on!

I think it’s always been.

Shhh! dont tell everyone

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Don’t suppose anybody fancies a shag do they.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’ll talk to you petal

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Don’t suppose anybody fancies a shag do they.

Ooo nice shirt as well

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ll talk to you petal

Hi Babs you can call me petal all week long.

I hope you can handle inane drivel, it’s my specialty.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It’s quiet here isn’t it

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Who’s Gregg would he be interested in an MFM? Asking for a friend…

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