FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you....

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My mate is an utter pervert and she really has a thing for you.... and I need a proper smutty distraction tonight please. So let's have some smutty smut sent around for posting.....

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a feeling you're going to get alot of annon filth, posh

I'm in and can be postie. Today I will be doing it clothed and wrapped in a blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god I need smut

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on I'm in..

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ll play postie

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We’ll be in…happy to be posties too

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a feeling you're going to get alot of annon filth, posh

I'm in and can be postie. Today I will be doing it clothed and wrapped in a blanket

Funny story..... I rarely get filth sent for me

But I get lots in my box for others.....

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll play. Filters dropped for messages of filth

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm in with a sexy mate for a sexy mate....

Can you say to miss kinky minx - get ready for those snuggly cuddles

And I'm totally getting in on that action!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Hippychick.. these 2 hotties would like you to know

They love your winged pic but your current profile pic will be your iconic pic - its stunning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved this one last time, punctual postie here

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

Go on then I'm in

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'll shove it in. I mean, I'm in.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in!

Happy to play postie too

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm still trying to work out who sent me a message on the last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hippychick.. these 2 hotties would like you to know

They love your winged pic but your current profile pic will be your iconic pic - its stunning!

Aww, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still trying to work out who sent me a message on the last one

Haha, same, one was very nice to read

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In there like swimwear!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A hot, hot pair would like me to pass this on to a gorgeous lady....

NBVN

We need to see those tattoos in real life…preferably tasting them too - especially the ones on your thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My super sexy friend says

Would you please tell Tea that I've the urge to have him under me right now

I would

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I'm in with a sexy mate for a sexy mate....

Can you say to miss kinky minx - get ready for those snuggly cuddles

And I'm totally getting in on that action!

I love cuddles and need lots

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My hot n sexy mate says...

Can you tell _arrilad that it’s so good to see that sexy body back

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

My gorgeous mate says can you say to posh, lots of snuggly cuddles coming your way too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hot, hot pair would like me to pass this on to a gorgeous lady....

NBVN

We need to see those tattoos in real life…preferably tasting them too - especially the ones on your thighs

Ooh how exciting and very sexy. I have new ones not on display. My newest is on my foot and climbs up my ankle and lower leg... I need a few mouths on all of my ink please.

NBVN x

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Kinky Minx, a very hot and sexy lady has asked me to pass this message on for her.

Could you please say to miss kinky minx

You’ll be getting them, and lots of them too

That sounds very promising!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've got a sexbomb of a mate in jy box who says....

Please can you tell Dangermouse that his thighs are rather tasty and I may have zoomed in more than once…

(She's been perving again)

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"My super sexy friend says

Would you please tell Tea that I've the urge to have him under me right now

I would

Ooh! That sounds like fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appletrees a fine gentleman friend of mine has asked me to pass on this message to you..

I’m aware that you’re not looking for guys anymore but I’m still hot for you both and if you change your mind, I’m in! Until then, there are always your pictures.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Hippy chick you lucky lady. A hottie says this

Hey. Mind passing on a message to hippychick that I've never been so jealous of a chair before. She's welcome to straddle me whenever haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I was walking down the street I saw this devine creature in a tee sheet with Warrilad printed on the front, shouting:

“It’s so very good to see your sexy awesomeness back”

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooh my box is hotting up right now.....

L3nses who are you?!? Lush hairy Irish man… show us more…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a sexbomb of a mate in jy box who says....

Please can you tell Dangermouse that his thighs are rather tasty and I may have zoomed in more than once…

(She's been perving again)"

(Plots to upload a new pic and see who fabs it..)

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oooh my box is hotting up right now.....

L3nses who are you?!? Lush hairy Irish man… show us more…

Who am I? Only one way to find out.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I can be a messenger

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Ooh.. we’re in please..

We’re in recovery mode today so happy to be postie.

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Another hot mate of mine wants me to pass this on to a sexy fella....

Welcome to the pleasure dome indeed you beautiful man!! Gorgeous smile and lush body…

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

More heat in the box tonight.....

Beardedman7 not only kind but very handsome too.. killer combination

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done one of these before so will give it a go I’m in

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"More heat in the box tonight.....

Beardedman7 not only kind but very handsome too.. killer combination

Far too kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another hot mate of mine wants me to pass this on to a sexy fella....

Welcome to the pleasure dome indeed you beautiful man!! Gorgeous smile and lush body…

Oh that's genuinely made my day. Thankyou anonymous friend of a mate of a friend, hehe. Big love!

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

"My hot n sexy mate says...

Can you tell _arrilad that it’s so good to see that sexy body back

It's good to be back, May be for a short time but having a good perv while I'm here

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Remember folks.... this is only fun if you send messages.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

In xxxxxxx

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Remember folks.... this is only fun if you send messages....."

There are a lot of filters up!

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Remember folks.... this is only fun if you send messages....."

Okay

I'm coming to play

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooh here's one from a darned sexy man.....

Could you ask MissKinkyMinx if she needs a helping hand with that zip?

(Yes, yes you do MKM)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate fancies you.... oh no he doesn't!!

Its nearly panto season, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I was pruning my pampas grass, a mysterious handsome devil slipped an envelope into my pocket before scampering away with a grin…

I removed the wax seal, peered inside, and found the following cryptic text, written carefully in pink ink…

“ NBVN, what I wouldn’t give to spend some time with you

“

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Filters down for a while.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Remember folks.... this is only fun if you send messages.....

There are a lot of filters up! "

On it.....

DROP YOUR FILTERS GUYS!!

I know it's scary, but you can put them back later.....

Think it'll work Tea?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy lady has asked me to post this message for beardedman:

I’d love to feel your beard tickle my thighs.

That sounds like a winner to me!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Remember folks.... this is only fun if you send messages.....

Okay

I'm coming to play

Oh Queen of Smut....

Feel free to smut me up

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Remember folks.... this is only fun if you send messages.....

There are a lot of filters up!

On it.....

DROP YOUR FILTERS GUYS!!

I know it's scary, but you can put them back later.....

Think it'll work Tea?

Mine are down

(And my filters

)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Remember folks.... this is only fun if you send messages.....

There are a lot of filters up!

On it.....

DROP YOUR FILTERS GUYS!!

I know it's scary, but you can put them back later.....

Think it'll work Tea?

Mine are down

(And my filters

Mine have been off for a while

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Another for the gorgeous Miss Kinky Minx..

I'd love to join the queue to give you some snuggles..

It's worth the wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I was pruning my pampas grass, a mysterious handsome devil slipped an envelope into my pocket before scampering away with a grin…

I removed the wax seal, peered inside, and found the following cryptic text, written carefully in pink ink…

“ NBVN, what I wouldn’t give to spend some time with you

“"

Can you pass all my messages on, I loved the build up

And what a lush message too, thank you secret admirer.

NBVN x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate isn't being too picky right now.... she says....

I’ll have 4 of them and have a big hairy man sandwich

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By *ouplecu2015Couple
over a year ago

Reading

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I was pruning my pampas grass, a mysterious handsome devil slipped an envelope into my pocket before scampering away with a grin…

I removed the wax seal, peered inside, and found the following cryptic text, written carefully in pink ink…

“ NBVN, what I wouldn’t give to spend some time with you

“

Can you pass all my messages on, I loved the build up

And what a lush message too, thank you secret admirer.

NBVN x"

That’s the best bit of being a postie

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Just popping in here for a while if you don’t mind

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A gorgeous chiselled specimen of a man wants to let MissKinkyMinx know that

"I think that you’re incendiary and I’d love to get to know you better and intimately."

Sounds like a plan

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

In for a bit

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I’m in, if that’s ok

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

A message for Cherryonatop...

From a very pleasurable gentleman.

“I'll be the juicy cake, oozing sweet juices and you can be the delicious, mouthwatering cherry on top (or whatever position you desire..

)”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

In and have dropped my filters

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Oh, b*gg*r it - I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My gorgeous and sexy mate says...

Message for BeckyandJust please

Ooft, let’s do THAT again

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And one for Yasmeen.....

Thanks for all the forum fun and pointless distractions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Appletrees a fine gentleman friend of mine has asked me to pass on this message to you..

I’m aware that you’re not looking for guys anymore but I’m still hot for you both and if you change your mind, I’m in! Until then, there are always your pictures.

Oooh, keep an eye out for more pictures too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Another hottie in my box has a message for the gorgeous Deethecougar -

The tourist board of Wales should get you to front their next marketing campaign. They wouldn't find a view as stunning anywhere else.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

We’re off out..

play nicely people.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"And one for Yasmeen.....

Thanks for all the forum fun and pointless distractions

Pointless I have a degree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I have to fancy fancy them or just fancy them? Asking for a friend…

I’m in, until I am out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just stretching and generally enjoying the feel of the breeze in my Lycra clad thighs when I felt a rush of air and the most incredible woman blast past me at high speed.

Astonished, I immediately gave chase, finally catching her as a pelican crossing.

“What’s the rush?” I cried, “where are you going in such a hurry?!”

“I’m headed for Tea Monkey to let him know his avatar pic is worth running towards…” she replied, and in a flash, she was gone..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another hottie in my box has a message for the gorgeous Deethecougar -

The tourist board of Wales should get you to front their next marketing campaign. They wouldn't find a view as stunning anywhere else.

Awe why thank you

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

A sexy friend has a message

For Dee The Cougar

Dee The Cougar you are a dee-light. Would love to wrap myself up in those gorgeous curves of yours. X

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

"My gorgeous and sexy mate says...

Message for BeckyandJust please

Ooft, let’s do THAT again

Soon.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Oooh here's one from a darned sexy man.....

Could you ask MissKinkyMinx if she needs a helping hand with that zip?

(Yes, yes you do MKM)"

Ooh reveal yourself

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"A gorgeous chiselled specimen of a man wants to let MissKinkyMinx know that

"I think that you’re incendiary and I’d love to get to know you better and intimately."

Sounds like a plan

Ooh intrigued

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Nora the explorer you lucky lucky bugger… my super sexy friend said that Every time he sees that picture he thinks about sliding his hands all the way from your ankles right the way up, then letting them carry on once his lips start to follow … HOT

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I was just stretching and generally enjoying the feel of the breeze in my Lycra clad thighs when I felt a rush of air and the most incredible woman blast past me at high speed.

Astonished, I immediately gave chase, finally catching her as a pelican crossing.

“What’s the rush?” I cried, “where are you going in such a hurry?!”

“I’m headed for Tea Monkey to let him know his avatar pic is worth running towards…” she replied, and in a flash, she was gone..

I’m not quite sure what the message is there?!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Now this sounds like a lot of fun…

A hot and very greedy woman would quite enjoy the following:-

wi69leZinc, _ea monkey, WarriLad, I'd quite like all of you to play with please, one at a time and all at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexy friend has a message

For Dee The Cougar

Dee The Cougar you are a dee-light. Would love to wrap myself up in those gorgeous curves of yours. X"

Awe thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do I have to fancy fancy them or just fancy them? Asking for a friend…

I’m in, until I am out.

Yes. Or no.

Your call

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

In ... off to have a nosey above

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nora the explorer you lucky lucky bugger… my super sexy friend said that Every time he sees that picture he thinks about sliding his hands all the way from your ankles right the way up, then letting them carry on once his lips start to follow … HOT

Oooooh errrrrr. Do say hello

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oi Queen of Smut you sexy devil!

A sexy mate says....

Can you ask my friend _herry onatop if I could lick her cherry please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was just stretching and generally enjoying the feel of the breeze in my Lycra clad thighs when I felt a rush of air and the most incredible woman blast past me at high speed.

Astonished, I immediately gave chase, finally catching her as a pelican crossing.

“What’s the rush?” I cried, “where are you going in such a hurry?!”

“I’m headed for Tea Monkey to let him know his avatar pic is worth running towards…” she replied, and in a flash, she was gone..

I’m not quite sure what the message is there?! "

I couldn’t catch her again to get more detail

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy and erudite lady asked me to send this missive to NBVN…

Can you tell NBVN, that I'll be your Amy to your Penny. Though does that make Mr Sheldon??

That’s an intriguing situation and offer!

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Please may I play?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From a hot chap to a sexy lady....

NBVN-HW, you’re the best thing to come out of Swansea since Joe’s ice cream (high praise indeed). Oh, to lick a big dollop of it off yer bum

(Can I join in please

)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Oops I messsged wrong postie

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Anyone ?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

My hot mate has asked me tell Tea that she’d love to straddle him like Hippychick straddles that chair. Clothed or not, he can decide

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"Oops I messsged wrong postie

Was that to who it was for

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Anyone ?

Sexy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Oops I messsged wrong postie

Was that to who it was for

Saffy has the correct one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Another one for a popular lady from a sexy pair....

DeetheCougar

White toenails are our new favourite - we honestly didn’t see anything else of interest in that pic at all

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Ooh, a friend has asked me to please tell Saffron40 that if Tarquin ever gets boring I could heat her up and light up her foof just as well as he does. Maybe better

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"My hot mate has asked me tell Tea that she’d love to straddle him like Hippychick straddles that chair. Clothed or not, he can decide

I’m not sure what good the clothes would be in that situation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst clearing the attic of old boxes and dusty Christmas decorations, I found a small wooden box that I’d never seen before. Inside was a bear, with a bit of string hanging out of its back…

With trepidation, I pulled it, and immediately the bears eyes opened, and an eerie approximation of a sexy human guys voice intoned:

“Couplecu2015 - What I wouldn’t do to take the place of the lucky man in those pics and videos. Total bella donna!”

The bear fell silent, and I placed him back in his box, and hid him back under the box baubles…"

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

To that sexy Lexi....I could snog you all night

(That's not from me.... is from my mate)

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

danger mouse my foxy mate thinks you’re gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Struggling to keep up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a message for Appletree from a very lovely, rather sexy man...

Please will you let this fine Lady know that I’m seriously considering getting a sex change for her

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend wants Outsider to sit on his face.

Oo-er!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Did I say hello ..can I play please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my inbox is broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sneaky little rule breaker has this message for…er, me…

Tell DangerMouse he’s gorgeous

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A sneaky little rule breaker has this message for…er, me…

Tell DangerMouse he’s gorgeous "

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"A sneaky little rule breaker has this message for…er, me…

Tell DangerMouse he’s gorgeous "

YASMEEEEEEENNNNNN

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"I think my inbox is broken

Makes 2 of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another one for a popular lady from a sexy pair....

DeetheCougar

White toenails are our new favourite - we honestly didn’t see anything else of interest in that pic at all

White toenails seem to do it every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a hot chap to a sexy lady....

NBVN-HW, you’re the best thing to come out of Swansea since Joe’s ice cream (high praise indeed). Oh, to lick a big dollop of it off yer bum

(Can I join in please

Haha Joe's icecream is outstanding, so I am truly honoured. You can of course lick it off my bum but promise to bite just a little

NBVN x

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Message for BeMoreFrieda. It’s from a hideously sexy bloke (the b*****d!):

“You’re fantastic and very sexy. I admire you from afar”

He has good taste

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A sneaky little rule breaker has this message for…er, me…

Tell DangerMouse he’s gorgeous

YASMEEEEEEENNNNNN"

I sent it him by mistake

Well I think I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A sneaky little rule breaker has this message for…er, me…

Tell DangerMouse he’s gorgeous

. I did that not long ago and was so embarrassed! We got chatting and eventually met! It was a good mistake lol x

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

If those very kind folks that sent me my messages would like to make themselves know, we can chat

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A sneaky little rule breaker has this message for…er, me…

Tell DangerMouse he’s gorgeous

. I did that not long ago and was so embarrassed! We got chatting and eventually met! It was a good mistake lol x"

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very sexy and erudite lady asked me to send this missive to NBVN…

Can you tell NBVN, that I'll be your Amy to your Penny. Though does that make Mr Sheldon??

That’s an intriguing situation and offer! "

Offer accepted...

I always say Mr is Sheldon

although really he should be Leonard if I am Penny...but he really is Sheldon.

NBVN x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"A sneaky little rule breaker has this message for…er, me…

Tell DangerMouse he’s gorgeous

YASMEEEEEEENNNNNN

I sent it him by mistake

Well I think I did

You bloody sausage I’m dying

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Message for BeMoreFrieda. It’s from a hideously sexy bloke (the b*****d!):

“You’re fantastic and very sexy. I admire you from afar”

He has good taste

Haha I'm not fantastic I'm a pain in the arse. But don't admire from afar I'm blind as bat literally.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A very sexy mate of mine says....

Can you please tell WelcometothePleasureDome that my invite seems to have gotten lost in the post...

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"A very sexy lady has asked me to post this message for beardedman:

I’d love to feel your beard tickle my thighs.

That sounds like a winner to me! "

Send me a message let’s sort it

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"To that sexy Lexi....I could snog you all night

(That's not from me.... is from my mate)"

Me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone ?

Mate don’t worry me either. X

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A sneaky little rule breaker has this message for…er, me…

Tell DangerMouse he’s gorgeous

YASMEEEEEEENNNNNN

I sent it him by mistake

Well I think I did

You bloody sausage I’m dying

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Anyone ?

Mate don’t worry me either. X"

Unicornsparkles your lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone ?

Mate don’t worry me either. X"

Nor me.. lol

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Anyone ?

Mate don’t worry me either. X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was enjoying a spot of gardening and had quite the dab on. Upon removing my shirt to lean manfully upon my spade, a very handsome fella crossed the street, and took his own shirt off, hanging it on my gatepost!

“Are you helping then?” I asked the man who’s strapping physique sparkled in the dappled sunlight ..

“No, I’m afraid not” he said with a glint, “This now belongs to not so posh...she can wear my shirt any day”. He then leaned in and mimed blowing a kiss, before strolling into the distance with his shoulders back and head high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend says Sir olovingman you are lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for Tea Monkey...

Please tell _ea monkey that if he is ever looking for someone to disappoint, I'm definitely happy to be that person. We may have to try over and over again before I'm truly disappointed though

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oops I messsged wrong postie

Was that to who it was for

I’ve so many letters to deliver I didn’t notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone ?

Mate don’t worry me either. X

Unicornsparkles your lovely xx"

Awwwh queen. Thank you. Xxx

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"A message for Tea Monkey...

Please tell _ea monkey that if he is ever looking for someone to disappoint, I'm definitely happy to be that person. We may have to try over and over again before I'm truly disappointed though

NBVN x"

That sounds like a deal to me

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"A message for Cherryonatop...

From a very pleasurable gentleman.

“I'll be the juicy cake, oozing sweet juices and you can be the delicious, mouthwatering cherry on top (or whatever position you desire..

)”"

That had me salivating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If those very kind folks that sent me my messages would like to make themselves know, we can chat

A postie never reads his post, I’ve no idea, sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for Testerossa from a hot lipped sexy man...

Tell the lovely testerossa she’s fucking hot stuff. Got to love a sexy redhead.

NBVN

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"My friend says Sir olovingman you are lovely.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I was enjoying a spot of gardening and had quite the dab on. Upon removing my shirt to lean manfully upon my spade, a very handsome fella crossed the street, and took his own shirt off, hanging it on my gatepost!

“Are you helping then?” I asked the man who’s strapping physique sparkled in the dappled sunlight ..

Quick question.....

Do I need to be able to button it?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Mr Lost Sock my stunningly beautiful friends (oops got a bit distracted there) anyway she would like to know what's hiding underneath your bobble hat?

The filthy minx

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By *ittleCurvyChickWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow

Happy to be postie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m late to the game… been busy with work & exchanging off site smut.. but always up for more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Are you helping then?” I asked the man who’s strapping physique sparkled in the dappled sunlight ..

Quick question.....

Do I need to be able to button it?

I set aside my landscaping to congratulate this fine gentleman, and buy him a pint. Over a drink and a bag of crisps I deduced that “She'll look good in it either way deffo don’t button the cuffs”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very sexy mate of mine says....

Can you please tell WelcometothePleasureDome that my invite seems to have gotten lost in the post...

Whoever that is, you'll get a very warm welcome to this pleasure dome. And count this as my personal invite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met with this lustrous beauty in a long queue at the cafe. I couldn’t decide between the Chai Latte and the festive Caramel Mocha. As we edged closer to the till, frantically changing our minds as choice paralysis took hold, a look of serenity crossed her face, and she turned to me, placed her left hand on my right shoulder and whispered “ Please tell _ea monkey he is the perfect brew and I'd drink him any day “ before turning and leaving. I never saw her again, and dedicated the rest of my life to passing on her message.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy couple asked me to pass this on:

Could you tell _aughtyandhandsome that he can press his button against my moon anytime

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I’m beginning to think no one has a thing for me.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Oi Queen of Smut you sexy devil!

A sexy mate says....

Can you ask my friend _herry onatop if I could lick her cherry please"

My cherry is a little dry right now so any help appreciated

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

My obscenely beautiful and gorgeous friend has a message for the equally lovely hippy and MissKinkyMinx.

Please tell Hippychick and MissKinkyMinx that their presence is required in my bed. Stat

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Anyone ?

Mate don’t worry me either. X

Unicornsparkles your lovely xx

Awwwh queen. Thank you. Xxx"

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My obscenely beautiful and gorgeous friend has a message for the equally lovely hippy and MissKinkyMinx.

Please tell Hippychick and MissKinkyMinx that their presence is required in my bed. Stat

Ooh, who is this

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on then..... a girl can dream she's still fanciable

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"My obscenely beautiful and gorgeous friend has a message for the equally lovely hippy and MissKinkyMinx.

Please tell Hippychick and MissKinkyMinx that their presence is required in my bed. Stat

Ooh, who is this

Intrigued

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

I really want to know who said these nice things!!! Message me

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By *ittleCurvyChickWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow

My lovely friend has asked me to say this

For Virginiagirl

The way you move in that video of yours has got me in a deeply sensual trance... Now you've got me hy..otised, I'm all yours for the taking!

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Mr Lost Sock my stunningly beautiful friends (oops got a bit distracted there) anyway she would like to know what's hiding underneath your bobble hat?

The filthy minx

Thank you. I love wearing it, but am happy to go hatless. She’s welcome to make enquiries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know, that’s a lot of thread to read through… I’m not wrong am I?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I really want to know who said these nice things!!! Message me "

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I have a rather saucy message from my handsome mate

He'd love to lick, suck and nibble your Cherry until it was soaking

Filthy as

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

My debonair friend has just said.

Please could you suggest to the magnificent HippyChick that she might like to wrap me in her wings and take me to heaven and back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely friend has asked me to say this

For Virginiagirl

The way you move in that video of yours has got me in a deeply sensual trance... Now you've got me hy..otised, I'm all yours for the taking! "

Ooh I never knew I had hyp..tic powers.. I think I may need to practice this skill more on whoever messaged just to check..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy as hell mate says would Cherry care to jump in his bed with me and him?

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"I have a rather saucy message from my handsome mate

He'd love to lick, suck and nibble your Cherry until it was soaking

Filthy as

Keep talking...

No, stop talking, keep licksucknibbling

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