FabSwingers.com forum: Are women okay?

By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

I've been seeing a lot of porn lately where women are getting stuck! They're getting stuck in the sink, stuck under a table, stuck under the bed... How are you getting yourselves in these situations ladies?

I think we're failing our young women when we're not giving them a clear exit strategy for being trapped in various household appliances and furniture while living within a mixed family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got stuck in Henry the hoover once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the most cackhanded person, and recently managed to stick my fingers together with superglue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I think it’s just a ploy to get out of household chores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been seeing a lot of porn lately where women are getting stuck! They're getting stuck in the sink, stuck under a table, stuck under the bed... How are you getting yourselves in these situations ladies?

I think we're failing our young women when we're not giving them a clear exit strategy for being trapped in various household appliances and furniture while living within a mixed family."

Fortunately, a heroic bloke manages to find them and get his cock out ... which is obviously always the best thing to do in those kind of situations!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I think we're failing our young women when we're not giving them a clear exit strategy for being trapped in various household appliances and furniture while living within a mixed family.

Fortunately, a heroic bloke manages to find them and get his cock out ... which is obviously always the best thing to do in those kind of situations!"

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"I got stuck in Henry the hoover once."

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Personally I think it’s just a ploy to get out of household chores

Those scheming biatches will stop at nothing, I tell ya

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

this is hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often get stuck getting my knickers on.

I start off sat on the edge of the bed and suddenly it all goes wrong and my ankles are behind my head.

My poor husband comes regularly to get me out of such a sticky situation.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

I saw one movie where a girl was in real distress - eyes streaming, mascara running, gasping for breath - guy took his cock out…. Of her throat - sorted !! Please ladies be more careful when stuffing big cocks in your mouth - could have ended differently if that ‘hero!’ Hadn’t got his cock out in time!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

"I often get stuck getting my knickers on.

I start off sat on the edge of the bed and suddenly it all goes wrong and my ankles are behind my head.

My poor husband comes regularly to get me out of such a sticky situation. "
deserves a medal!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

this is hilarious

He's easily amused ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we're failing our young women when we're not giving them a clear exit strategy for being trapped in various household appliances and furniture while living within a mixed family.

Fortunately, a heroic bloke manages to find them and get his cock out ... which is obviously always the best thing to do in those kind of situations!"

I think he provides a special formula... magic cream which releases the trapped lady.

.... I am prepared to take one for the team and will try this out later when Mr NBVN gets home from climbing. Oh no I haven't got a coffee table or a waste disposal unit or sash windows or bunk bed ladder... will a clothes airer do?

NBVN x

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

I think we're failing our young women when we're not giving them a clear exit strategy for being trapped in various household appliances and furniture while living within a mixed family.

Fortunately, a heroic bloke manages to find them and get his cock out ... which is obviously always the best thing to do in those kind of situations!

I think he provides a special formula... magic cream which releases the trapped lady.

NBVN x"
if you somehow manage to get trapped on my cock…..?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I am the most cackhanded person, and recently managed to stick my fingers together with superglue

Cackhanded - I love that word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we're failing our young women when we're not giving them a clear exit strategy for being trapped in various household appliances and furniture while living within a mixed family.

Fortunately, a heroic bloke manages to find them and get his cock out ... which is obviously always the best thing to do in those kind of situations!

I think he provides a special formula... magic cream which releases the trapped lady.

NBVN xif you somehow manage to get trapped on my cock…..?

So you're dispelling the theory of special release formula magic cream then?

NBVN x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm yet to find any trapped ladies, I feel as though I'm being lied to by the porn industry and this never actually happens because I'd love to give a helping cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the most cackhanded person, and recently managed to stick my fingers together with superglue

Cackhanded - I love that word

My Nan calls me that because I’m right-handed but eat like a left-handed person would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we're failing our young women when we're not giving them a clear exit strategy for being trapped in various household appliances and furniture while living within a mixed family.

Fortunately, a heroic bloke manages to find them and get his cock out ... which is obviously always the best thing to do in those kind of situations!

I think he provides a special formula... magic cream which releases the trapped lady.

NBVN x"

Ahh the olde magic cream.

To be fair, you could get stuck on the thread of your pillow and I’m sure it would still coax some heroic action out of him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often get stuck getting my knickers on.

I start off sat on the edge of the bed and suddenly it all goes wrong and my ankles are behind my head.

My poor husband comes regularly to get me out of such a sticky situation. "

The poor fella must be exhausted. Get him to give me a shout if it ever becomes too much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we're failing our young women when we're not giving them a clear exit strategy for being trapped in various household appliances and furniture while living within a mixed family.

Fortunately, a heroic bloke manages to find them and get his cock out ... which is obviously always the best thing to do in those kind of situations!

I think he provides a special formula... magic cream which releases the trapped lady.

NBVN x

Ahh the olde magic cream.

To be fair, you could get stuck on the thread of your pillow and I’m sure it would still coax some heroic action out of him. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I think it’s just a ploy to get out of household chores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm yet to find any trapped ladies, I feel as though I'm being lied to by the porn industry and this never actually happens because I'd love to give a helping cock

The porn industry is so deceiving. They also often give a very unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

They are so odd. How do you get stuck in the sink

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

this is hilarious

He's easily amused ^ "

Woo hey

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"They are so odd. How do you get stuck in the sink "

My prayers are just going out to all those poor stepmothers

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"They are so odd. How do you get stuck in the sink

My prayers are just going out to all those poor stepmothers

Not gonna lie… that’s a guilty pleasure of mine. Best category for Milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst is when you're trying on clothes and it's a little tight and you can't get it off and have this panic in the changing room that you'll have to call someone in to come and get you out of it.

You could definitely make porn from that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst is when you're trying on clothes and it's a little tight and you can't get it off and have this panic in the changing room that you'll have to call someone in to come and get you out of it.

You could definitely make porn from that

Ultimate bondage

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

You know when Winnie the Pooh ate too much honey and got stuck in the rabbit hole?

I put a lot of weight on over lockdown. That's all I'm saying.

Sadly I'm finding it really difficult to get tradesmen to come out and free me. Porn really is incredibly unrealistic on the availability of tradesmen for emergency call-outs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem is some innocent person like myself is going to be given a final written warning or maybe even sacked. A middle aged lady got her hand stuck in some machinery at her work place and after watching some of these videos in question I proceeded to try and get her out by giving her a length. I've been told I will never work as a fireman again.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I saw one movie where a girl was in real distress - eyes streaming, mascara running, gasping for breath - guy took his cock out…. Of her throat - sorted !! Please ladies be more careful when stuffing big cocks in your mouth - could have ended differently if that ‘hero!’ Hadn’t got his cock out in time!!

He could've performed the heimdick manoeuvre in a pinch.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm yet to find any trapped ladies, I feel as though I'm being lied to by the porn industry and this never actually happens because I'd love to give a helping cock

The porn industry is so deceiving. They also often give a very unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house. "

Or that they arrive with the correct tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to get stuck in handcuff all the time . Doesn't matter how many times id have to spank her then fuck her when she did it . Often come home to her to find her hands trapped between her legs locked to her ankles . Silly girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often get stuck getting my knickers on.

I start off sat on the edge of the bed and suddenly it all goes wrong and my ankles are behind my head.

My poor husband comes regularly to get me out of such a sticky situation.

The poor fella must be exhausted. Get him to give me a shout if it ever becomes too much..."

He is, I don't think he'll be willing to help much longer. I might need to keep a few of you on speed dial. I'll try and lean over the bed next time - see if that's any better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we're failing our young women when we're not giving them a clear exit strategy for being trapped in various household appliances and furniture while living within a mixed family."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often get stuck getting my knickers on.

I start off sat on the edge of the bed and suddenly it all goes wrong and my ankles are behind my head.

My poor husband comes regularly to get me out of such a sticky situation.

The poor fella must be exhausted. Get him to give me a shout if it ever becomes too much...

He is, I don't think he'll be willing to help much longer. I might need to keep a few of you on speed dial. I'll try and lean over the bed next time - see if that's any better. "

My number is in the yellow pages, just look up BJ Servicing under plumbers…

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

I think we're failing our young women when we're not giving them a clear exit strategy for being trapped in various household appliances and furniture while living within a mixed family.

Fortunately, a heroic bloke manages to find them and get his cock out ... which is obviously always the best thing to do in those kind of situations!

I think he provides a special formula... magic cream which releases the trapped lady.

NBVN xif you somehow manage to get trapped on my cock…..?

So you're dispelling the theory of special release formula magic cream then?

NBVN x"
debunked as hokum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we're failing our young women when we're not giving them a clear exit strategy for being trapped in various household appliances and furniture while living within a mixed family.

Fortunately, a heroic bloke manages to find them and get his cock out ... which is obviously always the best thing to do in those kind of situations!

I think he provides a special formula... magic cream which releases the trapped lady.

NBVN xif you somehow manage to get trapped on my cock…..?

So you're dispelling the theory of special release formula magic cream then?

NBVN x debunked as hokum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are so odd. How do you get stuck in the sink

My prayers are just going out to all those poor stepmothers

Not gonna lie… that’s a guilty pleasure of mine. Best category for Milf "

Jodi West is the queen of that category.

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