FabSwingers.com forum: Worst thing said to you after sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I really find you attractive but I could never be in a serious relationship with you because you are black and your men aren't good for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really find you attractive but I could never be in a serious relationship with you because you are black and your men aren't good for that"

Jesus that is brutal, also racist much?

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a disgusting vile person to of said that to you..I hoped you got up and left immediately.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

That he banged me because his Mrs was pregnant and he wasn't getting any.

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By *olvesfunguyMan
over a year ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, that is messed up man!!

Not so much something said after sex... This was in the build up: I had a woman who was so d*unk she fell asleep mid-kiss, while straddling me on the sofa. Like, her face was literally pressed against mine, eyes closed! I then put her to bed and she puked down the side of my bed and on my, carpeted, bedroom floor. Took ages to get rid of the smell in my room.

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By *ewCoupleHXCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"I really find you attractive but I could never be in a serious relationship with you because you are black and your men aren't good for that"

Shocking and pure vile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s terrible

And mines

I am straight you were just a hole to dip my dick in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry that I came early

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Can I have my money back please?

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Mine was, how much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't after sex, it was during!

Chap asked me "am I in" - not once but 4 times! He was about to ask a 5th time and I stopped him mid sentence and told him "I am now dismounting you"....

I didn't agree to meet him again.

I've never had that complaint about my foof - usually the opposite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’ve no biscuits left, you’ll have to come back”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're just too nice to be a regular partner! I'll never understand women I reckon.

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Being called their ex’s name just after sex is never fun, but then it’s not much fun during either!

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I had a guy fall asleep with his fingers inside me. I only realised when they stopped moving.

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I really find you attractive but I could never be in a serious relationship with you because you are black and your men aren't good for that"

This is just unbelievable. I'm continuously stunned at how rude people can be.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I actually got broken up with after sex, I got the full Taylor Swift treatment (we are never, ever, everrrr, getting back together).

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By *arkbicrossMan
over a year ago

chingford

U need to go my dad will be joining me soon

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

What the fuck You still doing here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess it wasn’t something said but something done, someone had something of mine, and after he left, he literally threw it back in , before the door closed.

What a dick move

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Mine was when an ex from years ago

Said "this is becoming a chore"

Blimey how to knock a guys confidence ...rest assured she didn't hang around long

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By *itnessAMan
over a year ago

North Wales

You've never made me cum from fucking

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By *uicytits78Woman
over a year ago

gloucester

It can take me a while to cum during oral, if at all, which has always been a paranoia of mine..

Guy told me after that it had started to become a chore cos I wasn't cumming fast enough..

Which hasn't helped with my paranoia...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After I gave a blowjob he got weird and begged me not to tell anyone that he liked blokes lol

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Got told well that was erotic and fun meet however you’re a bit too hairy for me. Won’t meet unless you shave …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh god not you again

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Not exactly after sex, but I did have one very attractive woman ask if I was gay after rejecting her. She had her head so far up her own butt she could have done with a miners lamp on her head to see in the dark passage. It was more satisfying making her history before she even became news, than if I'd fucked her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not exactly after sex, but I did have one very attractive woman ask if I was gay after rejecting her. She had her head so far up her own butt she could have done with a miners lamp on her head to see in the dark passage. It was more satisfying making her history before she even became news, than if I'd fucked her."

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I've never really liked sex with you, after 26yrs married - kind of destroyed me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really find you attractive but I could never be in a serious relationship with you because you are black and your men aren't good for that"

That's awful. Truly awful.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"I really find you attractive but I could never be in a serious relationship with you because you are black and your men aren't good for that

That's awful. Truly awful. "

We are assuming it was a white woman ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One lady said to me "I said cum on my ass not in it!" later on during a more fun she asked me to fuck her ass again so I took it I was forgiven!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

It was quite funny really, I'd already been forewarned about her,and how she thought that her shit didn't stink. One of the boys was recieving a hopeless bj from her when he tapped her on the head and said, "Hey, you're supposed to be sucking that, you're not chewing a chop." Then my bother was painting his funnel with her one night, and she told him that he was very lucky to be in bed with her. So our kid got up, got dressed, and like Elvis, left the building. So when she made the play for me, I thought we will have some fun now, and I told her that she wasn't for me in several polite ways.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I really find you attractive but I could never be in a serious relationship with you because you are black and your men aren't good for that"

And you let someone speak to you like that???

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Shall I go downstairs to the bar and get some drinks...... never to return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I go downstairs to the bar and get some drinks...... never to return

The worst!!! I had the “I’m gonna go for a cig…”

I did say tho.. it’s okay you can just say if you aren’t coming back

He was shit anyway

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mine was will you suck it

My response even if you had oxygen in your balls ain't going in my gob

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

During not after one of those taking one for the team situations, zero chemistry she said, in a strong south African accent , “you better hurry up mate I’m drying up down there”. I thought shit what do I do , stop or try hard to come but luckily everyone on the bed burst out laughing and thankfully it just ended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During a threesome one left very quickly then text me to tell me it wasn't for him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really find you attractive but I could never be in a serious relationship with you because you are black and your men aren't good for that

That's awful. Truly awful.

We are assuming it was a white woman ? "

She was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During sex not after.

A single female I met off here on my old profile asked me while we were having sex if I would cum inside her husbands pillow case

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

That was awful

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

The preset said “wipe that off boy!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She made the noise of a sad trombone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that was fantastic

usually get better ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really find you attractive but I could never be in a serious relationship with you because you are black and your men aren't good for that"

This is horrendous.

If I were to list all the men I’ve been with that I’d consider a relationship with I honestly think more, or even most, of them are black.

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"During a threesome one left very quickly then text me to tell me it wasn't for him

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. Not sure what bit of you wasn’t for him, maybe he couldn’t perform informs on the other guy

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I really find you attractive but I could never be in a serious relationship with you because you are black and your men aren't good for that"

Christ….where do you go with that?

If that was the exact wording I think it’s even more foul by how politely it was delivered; like it was not only thought to be acceptable by the speaker but also factual.

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I’m guessing I’ve been lucky to not have had anything unsavoury said to me. I’ll count my blessings after this thread….

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

It's been a great couple of years and I'll always have a lot of love for you, but I've been seeing someone else for a while, she's pregnant and you know how much I want to be a dad. I didn't want to say anything until we'd had the 12 week scan.

He was quite hurt that I wasn't more pleased for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked once if I smoke after making love.

I said "I don't know I've never looked".

I'll see myself out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I was fatter than his usual type and it was more of a sympathy fuck.

May I add he was no oil painting himself just incredibly up himself. I later found out he was married and his wife was imminently expecting their first child.

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By *itzimadCouple
over a year ago

harwich

"I had a guy fall asleep with his fingers inside me. I only realised when they stopped moving.

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i once woke up with my fingers inside a girl after a very heavy nights drinking didnt even recall getting in bed with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got into an argument over immigration. I said if they entered the country illegally, they should be deported back to where they come from. She claimed they be entitled to stay.

Then she called me crazy and left. Never heard back from her since haha

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By *ohn-alt89Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"I really find you attractive but I could never be in a serious relationship with you because you are black and your men aren't good for that"

What the actual fuck!?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Can you leave the room so I can get dressed please...

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"After I gave a blowjob he got weird and begged me not to tell anyone that he liked blokes lol"

I have lost count of the number of times remorse has kicked in and guys have gone all weird...cumming is so mood altering for lots of people..

One guy said to me ;" I shouldn't have done that"

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By *tongueMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Wow you have stamina for a fat bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll do pig, that'll do.

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By *iveittoher300Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Is it in yet?

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HAHA

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By *iveittoher300Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"During sex not after.

A single female I met off here on my old profile asked me while we were having sex if I would cum inside her husbands pillow case

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By *iveittoher300Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"During sex not after.

A single female I met off here on my old profile asked me while we were having sex if I would cum inside her husbands pillow case

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hahaha

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Not bad for an OAP"

Wasn't sure if that was good or bad!

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By *iveittoher300Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"One lady said to me "I said cum on my ass not in it!" later on during a more fun she asked me to fuck her ass again so I took it I was forgiven!"
you could read her mind HAHA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During sex not after.

A single female I met off here on my old profile asked me while we were having sex if I would cum inside her husbands pillow case

hahaha"

It wasn't funny mate. I honestly thought she was single. We had met a few times and I thought she was way too innocent for fab. Then boommm she dropped that bombshell during sex. Oh and no I didn't I'm not that low at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a guy saying to me afterwards "I'm really hot, I need some fresh air". I was like, really? He couldn't get away quick enough. He wasn't welcome to come back to mine again

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

"I really find you attractive but I could never be in a serious relationship with you because you are black and your men aren't good for that

That's awful. Truly awful.

We are assuming it was a white woman ? "

Why surely that’s being racist

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"That'll do pig, that'll do."

An ex of mine smacked my arse the first time we'd slept together and said that to me.

I thought it was funny as, and absolutely roared laughing. Could've gone so badly wrong though

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By *yclindaveMan
over a year ago

Leicester

You're the first person I have slept with other than my grandad.

No I shit you not!

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

“I will never eat pineapple on a pizza”!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This wasn't at me, but I felt silly for saying it after. This was an occasion I spoke my mind without thinking. I hadn't met up for a fuck in a while and so I met up with a guy I knew and we had some fun... after I said "thank you"... *facepalm moment* Why did I say that? Because I appreciated the moment. But should have been something I kept to myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laying in bed after amazing sex and he decides to show me all his slim, pretty Tinder matches....

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I fancy a pineapple pizza...

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By *illyouup400Man
over a year ago

City

Fuck...thats my master on the phone; shit he's downstairs in reception...

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"I really find you attractive but I could never be in a serious relationship with you because you are black and your men aren't good for that"

. Ffs. People are vile.

I had been seeing a guy at uni (mid 90’s era) who declared one night, “you do realise I’ve got a girlfriend don’t you?” I replied “you do realise I’m hiv positive don’t you?” We didn’t see each other again after that. Apologies to anyone who may be triggered, it was a cheap gag at the time x

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