FabSwingers.com forum: Clever quotes

By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

I came across a clever quote recently from an anonymous italian immigrant,that said..

I came to america because i was told the streets were paved with gold,upon arrival i quickly learn't three things

1.The streets were not paved with gold

2.The streets were not paved at all

3.I was expected to pave them

I thought this was brilliant,does anyone else have any quotes to share?

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I have nothing to share but my genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont look a gift horse in the mouth .

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its better to have loved and lost then never at all ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your never alone with schizophrenia.

Nostalgia`s not what it used to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I`d rather have a full bottle in front of me...... Than a full frontal labotomy

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By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Your never alone with schizophrenia.

Nostalgia`s not what it used to be."

Your never alone with schizophrenia

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By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes "

But then its ok because your a mile away and you have his shoes

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By *xTitsAndTattsxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I quite like....

'I am the only enemy that I can never beat'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old Chinese proverb.

Man who goes to sleep with women on mind wakes up with sticky solution on belly!!!

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By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"I quite like....

'I am the only enemy that I can never beat'"

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One in the bush is worth two in the hand!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite one is

Imagination is more important than knowledge...

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

You don't make friends with salad

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God wouldn't have given us televisions if he wanted us to read

Homer (simpson)

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By *ambsmale200Man
over a year ago

peterborough

I can resist anything but temptation.

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By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"You don't make friends with salad

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God wouldn't have given us televisions if he wanted us to read

Homer (simpson)"

I find television very educational,everytime someone turns it on i go in the other room and read a book

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

It's only funny til someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's not broke! don't fix it!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Better to have loved and lost than live with the pysco the rest of your life

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Better a rainy day on a hill than a sunny one in a office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is like a game of bridge if you don't have a good partner you'd better have a good hand.

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By *oobsCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

"I have nothing to share but my genius. "

Shouldn't that be

"I have nothing to declare but my genius!"?

Oscar Wilde quote I believe.

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By *oobsCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

"You don't make friends with salad

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God wouldn't have given us televisions if he wanted us to read

Homer (simpson)"

A friend of ours often uses the quote

"Salad, I know what that is, it's what food eats!"

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"I have nothing to share but my genius.

Shouldn't that be

"I have nothing to declare but my genius!"?

Oscar Wilde quote I believe."

Off my coffee mug, but your quote is right too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i new then what i no now i would be in a better shithole

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

"You don't make friends with salad

and

God wouldn't have given us televisions if he wanted us to read

Homer (simpson)

A friend of ours often uses the quote

"Salad, I know what that is, it's what food eats!""

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"My favourite one is

Imagination is more important than knowledge...

I love this one you quoted.

I also like this one :

"You can build something beautiful even with stones that have been thrown in your path"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

I love this one - I may have to toss it into play somewhere.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Never let a kiss fool you nor let a fool kiss you!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you and then you win.

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

Gandhi

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

Gandhi"
I really like that one and it could be transferred to other religions and ideologies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body is 90% fluid , or should I say beer !

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

A priest asked Voltaire on his deathbed whether he renounced the devil? Voltiare answered "Now is not the time to make new enemies"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when one tumbles down the stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a quote but ....

"waste of time" - how can you waste something that is infinite ?

Chinese proverb

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive."

"Women are made to be loved, not understood."

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much."

Oscar Wilde

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Marriage is an institution but then so is prison

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I refuse to have a battle of wits with a unarmed person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My motto is "Never say never." Which makes it very fucking difficult to tell people my motto.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."

Napoleon

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My enemies enemy is my best friend

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Religion is all about who's imaginary friend is the best x

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By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

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By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you and then you win.

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

Gandhi"

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By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Never let a kiss fool you nor let a fool kiss you!"

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it".

Groucho Marx

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes "

I won't walk a mile in my own fucking shoes

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."

Socretes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came across a clever quote recently from an anonymous italian immigrant,that said..

I came to america because i was told the streets were paved with gold,upon arrival i quickly learn't three things

1.The streets were not paved with gold

2.The streets were not paved at all

3.I was expected to pave them

I thought this was brilliant,does anyone else have any quotes to share?"
a man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. Then if he doesn't like it at least you're a mile away . . . and you've got his shoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're only naughty if you get caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men are like chocolates - wait too long and only the werid nutty ones are left

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By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Religion is all about who's imaginary friend is the best x"

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By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

True wisdom is knowing how little we know

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

It's only kinky the first time

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By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

By three methods we learn wisdom.First by reflection,which is noblest,second by imitation,which is easiest and third by experience,which is bitterest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

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By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Anyone who lives within their means,suffers from a lack of imagination

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"True wisdom is knowing how little we know"
I know that I don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised no one has said

"Love between two people is a beautiful thing. Love between three people is Fabulous!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The four most overrated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics

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By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"The four most overrated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics

CH"

Fancy a picnic? I,ve got the lobster and champagne

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By *OOKMan
over a year ago

liverpool but living in thailand

time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

We occasionally stumble over the truth but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana"

Bottle flies lick the rim....... Blow flies make a job of it ......

FOOK I laughed at yours ..... ( joke that is not your flies )

Ooo Ooooo Dyslexic Files put things in folders !!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

There's only one way of life and that's your own

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

If life's a stage and we are players then I'm _ooked if I'm doing Karaoke!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”"

Now that I like

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes

But then its ok because your a mile away and you have his shoes

Moral of the story is, don't nick Mo Farras shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that I like

John Lennon

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.”

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

Talk to my arse its the only thing that gives a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cannot be what you want to be unless you first know who you are.

~Wishy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I wasn't a well paid footballer I'd be a virgin." - Peter Crouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to feel sorry for a man with no shoes until I met a man with no feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck was that!" ~ Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking indians come from?" ~ Custer, Little Big Horn

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

""What the fuck was that!" ~ Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking indians come from?" ~ Custer, Little Big Horn

You forgot

They are going to have someone's eye out with those arrows Harold 1066

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Life is like a box of chocolates....... fat people finish it first.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

""What the fuck was that!" ~ Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking indians come from?" ~ Custer, Little Big Horn

"Couldn't be arsed to type all the rest of them in"

Wishy

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By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Tears are just words the heart can't say

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

""What the fuck was that!" ~ Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking indians come from?" ~ Custer, Little Big Horn

You forgot

They are going to have someone's eye out with those arrows Harold 1066

.....and "Scattered showers, my fucking arse" - Noah.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Tears are just words the heart can't say

Reminds me of this line from a famous film:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without you there are no flowers and nothing good can grow in the garden of my heart.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"You cannot be what you want to be unless you first know who you are.

~Wishy."

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By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Without you there are no flowers and nothing good can grow in the garden of my heart."

Beautiful

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Without you there are no flowers and nothing good can grow in the garden of my heart."

Ffs wishy you gone all romantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Without you there are no flowers and nothing good can grow in the garden of my heart.

Ffs wishy you gone all romantic

Hey, I wrote that! Long time ago. It's a line from a poem.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

A man without a (hint of) a belly is like a garden without roses.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"A man without a (hint of) a belly is like a garden without roses."

And how much is a hint

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By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"A man without a (hint of) a belly is like a garden without roses."

Well i,ve learnt a lot from this thread,but i now know i am a garden without roses

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Nucs and terry...lol. This was something I overheard in a conversation between a rather nice and belly heavy man say to a woman he was trying to chat up. It made me laugh, and what is more important, it made her laugh and she went out on a date with him.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Nucs and terry...lol. This was something I overheard in a conversation between a rather nice and belly heavy man say to a woman he was trying to chat up. It made me laugh, and what is more important, it made her laugh and she went out on a date with him.

The best way to get a lady out of her pants is not to charm them off but to get her to laugh them off.

Anyway knock knock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're going through hell keep going

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield

A relationship is a complex machine,

You can't fix it with just one screw.

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eat yellow snow

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield

Your future is not a gift,

It's a reward for what you do now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't make friends with salad

and

God wouldn't have given us televisions if he wanted us to read

Homer (simpson)

A friend of ours often uses the quote

"Salad, I know what that is, it's what food eats!""

"If God wanted us to be vegetarian, why did he make animals out of meat" - Homer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"America is the only nation in history to have gone, miraculously, from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation"

- Georges Clemenceau (former French President)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to die young, but when I'm very very old"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a shame that stupidity isn't painful".

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Sw Scotland

That last man to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell who let me down

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Pain is just weakness leaving the body!

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

If God had meant us to be vegetarians, he wouldn't of made meat taste so nice!

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

There are 10 types of people in this world!

Those who understand binary, and those who don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think therefore I am

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Pronunciation has never been my forty!!!!

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Advice from my dad when i turned 15:

Just remember son, if its got wheels or tits it will cause you bother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think therefore I am"

I'm pink, therefore I'm spam

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

a girls legs are her best friends, i am just waiting for them to part

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By *uneandtomCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

and in the end he love you take is equal to the love you make - Lennon McCartney

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

buy 7 windows and get a free front door has allways struck me as being a clever quote, you think your getting something for free when the cost is obviously added to the window price

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By *uggers nemesis OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"buy 7 windows and get a free front door has allways struck me as being a clever quote, you think your getting something for free when the cost is obviously added to the window price

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By *aul94Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

The biggest risk in life is not taking one.

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