FabSwingers.com forum: Describe yourself

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell us all what you look like if you couldn’t rely on posting photos?

Who or what do you look like? A celebrity maybe. Who knows you might not be able to have Hugh Jackman, but maybe someone could look like him in here

Have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go first OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris Johnson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told I look like John Partridge but can't see it myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boris Johnson

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damn?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You go first OP "

I look like a wet muddy teddy bear you could find on Blackpool beach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been told I look like John Partridge but can't see it myself

Ah ha!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

An average bloke with make up skills and a wig....

Think Lilly Savage with a snap chat filter and a less gravelly voice

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If an oopma loompa, Albert Einstein and Jimmy Krankie had a love child....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average face, wear glasses

Decent rack, the rest wobbly

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Kate bush caught in a storm.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Average face, wear glasses

Decent rack, the rest wobbly "

Average face?! You’re absolutely beautiful!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"If an oopma loompa, Albert Einstein and Jimmy Krankie had a love child...."

Conception by DP, even thinking about the logistics of that is mind boggling

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By *enm83Man
over a year ago

Stockport

With my thinning hair and glasses, someone compared me to Dominic Cummings...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m the doppelgänger of the late John Merrick.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If an oopma loompa, Albert Einstein and Jimmy Krankie had a love child....

Conception by DP, even thinking about the logistics of that is mind boggling

I imagine there was a ladder involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Action Mans dad, and still no cock.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Like a seal. With boobs. And glasses.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

A ginger Amy from the big bang theory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like Seal. With boobs. And glasses."

So you want.

To be free.

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By *ohnnyGentMan
over a year ago

london

Funny and full of energy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Below average looks. Glasses,long brown hair,fringe. Boobs and a lot of curves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, fat, Ugly, Hairy, Balding

with a small cock

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Like Jessica Rabbit.

Without the perfect lips, tiny waist, long legs, perky boobs or peachy arse.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Tall, fat, Ugly, Hairy, Balding

with a small cock"

So if Danny Devito and Chewbacca produced offspring?

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Ryan Reynolds’… long lost cousin who looks nothing like him, short and a mid level munter

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Like Seal. With boobs. And glasses.

So you want.

To be free. "

Why do people always think I look like any and every black person?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Like Divine but less feminine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall, fat, Ugly, Hairy, Balding

with a small cock

So if Danny Devito and Chewbacca produced offspring? "

thats about perfect

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I get asked if I play rugby a lot. So a stocky rugby player is probably the easiest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like Seal. With boobs. And glasses.

So you want.

To be free.

Why do people always think I look like any and every black person?

Just Seal. Or to give him his first name, Ron.

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Many,many years ago somebody said that I looked like one of The Bay City Rollers!

Mike

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

Around here

A cross between a homeless person and a Viking with a little bit of dandy thrown in for good measure.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Tallish, slim, blonde, brown eyes. Been told I look like Zoe Ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average all over.

Or a beached whale - depending on how much I've eaten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in my younger day was often told I looked like Prince Andrew! Not sure if that's such a good thing now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been told I look like John Partridge but can't see it myself

Yeah, I see that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m completely self obsessed and self absorbed, I can’t see beyond my own navel.

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By *riginal jMan
over a year ago

essex

Created by Zeus

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

A young Annie Lennox mixed with Roxette, quirky, curvy, has a decent arse xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently we all view ourselves as better looking than we actually are, but as a counterpoint we are better dances than we think we are,

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By *acktinyMan
over a year ago

bridgnorth

Dad bod. Small cock

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By *heron212Man
over a year ago

London

I am the lovechild of Barack Obama and Grace Jones...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Apparently we all view ourselves as better looking than we actually are, but as a counterpoint we are better dances than we think we are, "

That means I'm a mega fugly. I've also seen myself dance. It's an "interesting" vision.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Created by Zeus "

But not Zues

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Created by Zeus

But not Zues

How could I spell this wrong, it’s written right there…

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If an oopma loompa, Albert Einstein and Jimmy Krankie had a love child....

Conception by DP, even thinking about the logistics of that is mind boggling

Conception by DP sounds like a new fragrance available for Christmas from Superdrug.

As for me, I look unremarkable which is a real asset in my job of international espionage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been told I look like John Partridge but can't see it myself

Ah ha! "

That's Alan Partridge by the way. John played Christian in EastEnders!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been told I look like John Partridge but can't see it myself

Yeah, I see that

Dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit like Dave Berrie if you recall that throw back

He was everywhere 10 years ago but don't see him on the TV these days

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Imagine Trunchball, with less eyebrows and blue eyes.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Imagine Trunchball, with less eyebrows and blue eyes."

Sorry, it's Trunchbull, from Matilda the movie.

I'm less muscular than her too, I just realised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm like a fat real life version of Velma from scooby doo.

Or if Sarah Milican and Miranda had a lovechild it would look like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr P looks alot like Gru from dispicable me

but sexier obvs

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By *artorialMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Tall slim bit like Chris Froome but older and bald

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"As for me, I look unremarkable which is a real asset in my job of international espionage.

Pah! There's nothing unremarkable about you

Whereas I resemble and dress like a boring middle aged librarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicole Richie x I personally don’t see it but whatevs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idris Elba …

… obvs

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

My face is hairy, I have big bushy eyebrows and dark brown eyes. My torso is slim but toned and you can use me as a washboard. I have good strong thighs but my legs could definitely do with more meat on them. I have 8 tattoos and plan to get more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pale skin, Dark hair courtesy of loreal.

Blue eyes that change colour apparently when I'm horny

Decentish boobs otherwise pretty unremarkable.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm like a little space hopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall athletic with coffee brown skin locks and a big.......................

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Smile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell us all what you look like if you couldn’t rely on posting photos?

Who or what do you look like? A celebrity maybe. Who knows you might not be able to have Hugh Jackman, but maybe someone could look like him in here

Have fun.

Helpful very down to earth exposed guy

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Blonde hair, blue sparkly eyes freckles, a tiny little pointy pixie physique that doesn't like to be clothed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tattooed with bright hair , hazel eyes and thick thighs !

I’m told I have a pretty face ….. thanks to Botox and filler for that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark hair, dark eyes, dark soul

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My kids describe me as a mad redhead.

Big boobs, big belly, big bum,shorty

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

Ashbourne/leek

Dark hair. Some greys showing now more. Wear glasses some say I look like a better looking version of Luis Suarez

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