FabSwingers.com forum: Masturbation Phrases

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are so many phrases we heard used to discride the art of "self relief" lol ... so im carrying out a poll on behald of FAB forum contributors.

Respond to this email with your vote of the names/phrases you have heard said often about this;

Mastubation

Wank

Toss off

Vingar Strokes

Play with myself

and......

Go on just reply with the phrases you have heard and i total them up at end of week

Pete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flick the bean

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I only use one.

Fapping

Fapping: verb.

The name of the sound created by the bottom of your fist slapping off the base of your penis as you reach the vinegar strokes.

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple
over a year ago

Llantarnum

Visiting Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters ( seen in a Terry Prachett Discworld novel )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whacking the winky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going for a cluster fuck

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Spanking the Monkey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bash the bishop

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Spanking the Monkey!"

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By *luespartanMan
over a year ago

crawley

spank the monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choke the chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock one out

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Taking care of myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strumming

bashing the granny

oiling the baseball bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having one off the wrist

Twanging the wire

And the Americanises

Jerk off

Stroke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

five knuckle shuffle

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Shaking the lettuce

Strumming the banjo

Having a feckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DIY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polish the rocket

Slap the salami

Magic the beans

Burp the worm

Wank

Toss

Bash the bishop

Feed the ducks

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By *octorfox69Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Hand shandy!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i think men have much more words for when they crack one off than women

i only say play....and i dont do it that often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rough up the suspect

shake hands with the wookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracking one off

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

going for a barclays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank

Play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorting myself out

Personal admin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make the Dolly Sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ripping the head off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thomas the tank

jodrell bank

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By *anxfrankMan
over a year ago

isle of man

A handy sandy.

Pulling the purple pig

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Emptying the spam syringe

Wrestling the one eyed trouser snake

Beating one's meat

Just some of my favourites

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Tenerife

syphon the python

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ham shank

Barclays Bank

Thomas the tank

Knock one out

I could go on lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

J.Arthur Rank

Kill some unborn babies

*makes a mess & frantically hunts for someone's sock*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock one out for men

Feed the pony for women

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Le O say er, as a Frenchman might ejaculate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going around the wicket (if attempting with the less preferred hand!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thanks for contributing peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men-pulling the head off it

Women-play the hairy banjo

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Shaking hands with kojak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fudging my clunge ( quote from Extras )

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

warping the wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

banging one out

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Going one-on-one with junior

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Jiggling the giggle pin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really have a term for giving my vadge some attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just call it a lady wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Diddle the Skittle' for her.

'Wank' for him (it's a timeless classic).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some me time

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By *damandeve4funCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mother Fist never gets angry, Mother Fist, she never gets bored...(Marc Almond)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choking Kojak

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