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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Greetings, erect one!

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Jamie, there are some things you don't want to use google for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Greetings, erect one!"

Hello! You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, congratulations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna have to call it a night. Been waiting up to hear about a meet that hasn’t materialised. Ah well!

Nighty night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1979 in Parliament Sir Anthony Blunt, art advisor to the Queen, was exposed as fourth man in a Soviet spy ring. He was then stripped of his knighthood and fellowship of Trinity College, Cambridge.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"On this day 1979 in Parliament Sir Anthony Blunt, art advisor to the Queen, was exposed as fourth man in a Soviet spy ring. He was then stripped of his knighthood and fellowship of Trinity College, Cambridge."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gonna have to call it a night. Been waiting up to hear about a meet that hasn’t materialised. Ah well!

Nighty night "

Good thing you're used to going without meat. Na night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jamie, there are some things you don't want to use google for "

What else shouldn't we Google?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1979 in Parliament Sir Anthony Blunt, art advisor to the Queen, was exposed as fourth man in a Soviet spy ring. He was then stripped of his knighthood and fellowship of Trinity College, Cambridge.

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Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gonna have to call it a night. Been waiting up to hear about a meet that hasn’t materialised. Ah well!

Nighty night

Good thing you're used to going without meat. Na night."

HAHAHA! That made me smile. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1948 Mackenzie King retired after 22 years as Prime Minister of Canada.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Jamie, there are some things you don't want to use google for

What else shouldn't we Google?"

Blue waffle

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jamie, there are some things you don't want to use google for

What else shouldn't we Google?"

Anything you read about on here!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1835 Shrewsbury's Charles Darwin reached Tahiti on board HMS Beagle, the location where he would formulate his ideas later written in The Structure and Distribution of Coral Reefs.

Shrewsbury remembers Charles Darwin, fuckin' everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jamie, there are some things you don't want to use google for

What else shouldn't we Google?

Blue waffle "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1904 King C. Gillette patented the Gillette razor blade.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"On this day 1904 King C. Gillette patented the Gillette razor blade."

Had no idea that was patented

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"On this day 1835 Shrewsbury's Charles Darwin reached Tahiti on board HMS Beagle, the location where he would formulate his ideas later written in The Structure and Distribution of Coral Reefs.

Shrewsbury remembers Charles Darwin, fuckin' everywhere."

Awwwwww, you love Charlie D, Jim!

I'm off to bed now

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Jamie, there are some things you don't want to use google for

What else shouldn't we Google?"

I read about an Alabama hot pocket on here once and I thought it would be like a ham and cheese crispy pancake but it really wasn’t.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1969 Janis Joplin, was accused of vulgar & indecent language in Tampa, Florida.

Well fuck me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1835 Shrewsbury's Charles Darwin reached Tahiti on board HMS Beagle, the location where he would formulate his ideas later written in The Structure and Distribution of Coral Reefs.

Shrewsbury remembers Charles Darwin, fuckin' everywhere.

Awwwwww, you love Charlie D, Jim!

I'm off to bed now "

I remember Charles Darwin in my kitchen on ² fridge magnets.

Na night. x

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Jamie, there are some things you don't want to use google for

What else shouldn't we Google?

I read about an Alabama hot pocket on here once and I thought it would be like a ham and cheese crispy pancake but it really wasn’t. "

I kind of want to know, but get the feeling that I wouldn't really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1904 King C. Gillette patented the Gillette razor blade.

Had no idea that was patented"

I'm assuming it was the fancy Gillette razor, not the razor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jamie, there are some things you don't want to use google for

What else shouldn't we Google?

I read about an Alabama hot pocket on here once and I thought it would be like a ham and cheese crispy pancake but it really wasn’t. "

Haha.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"On this day 1904 King C. Gillette patented the Gillette razor blade.

Had no idea that was patented

I'm assuming it was the fancy Gillette razor, not the razor."

Not sure they had the Mach 3 back then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Spud, search engine it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1904 King C. Gillette patented the Gillette razor blade.

Had no idea that was patented

I'm assuming it was the fancy Gillette razor, not the razor.

Not sure they had the Mach 3 back then "

I don't know, I wasn't there.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Spud, search engine it."

I get the feeling I'm gonna have to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spud, search engine it.

I get the feeling I'm gonna have to"

Do it, do it, do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's play round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Well, Urban Dictionary delivers again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, Urban Dictionary delivers again "

We're not just about messing around on the nocturnal thread, we like to learn too.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Well, Urban Dictionary delivers again

We're not just about messing around on the nocturnal thread, we like to learn too."

Every day is a learning day, Jim

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Let's play round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play."

Black lace

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Let's play round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Black lace "

Good shout

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Let's play round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Black lace

Good shout"

It’s Jim’s favourite

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Let's play round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Black lace

Good shout

It’s Jim’s favourite "

I'll bet it is!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Jim's listening to Black Lace

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let's play round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Black lace "

Flippin' heck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim's listening to Black Lace"

I am, I've just put them on. It's ¼ to ³, Black Lace are going off at ³.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cotton Eyed Joe. Fuck me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 2020 US President Donald Trump tweeted [Biden] "won because the election was rigged,” while still refusing to concede the election.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the hopes of fixing my body clock i find myself waking up at 2am after a 13 hour sleep, waking from a dream where i was in maccys demanding my double qtr punder burger meal with milkshake cos the first 2 were stolen before i could collect. Never did get that burger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 2017 The Zimbabwean Army detained Robert Mugabe and the first family and appoint sacked Vice President Emmerson Mnangagwa as interim president.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the hopes of fixing my body clock i find myself waking up at 2am after a 13 hour sleep, waking from a dream where i was in maccys demanding my double qtr punder burger meal with milkshake cos the first 2 were stolen before i could collect. Never did get that burger "

In that case, I'll say, good moooooooooooooooorning, Sin. You've got a thing about burgers haven't you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the hopes of fixing my body clock i find myself waking up at 2am after a 13 hour sleep, waking from a dream where i was in maccys demanding my double qtr punder burger meal with milkshake cos the first 2 were stolen before i could collect. Never did get that burger

In that case, I'll say, good moooooooooooooooorning, Sin. You've got a thing about burgers haven't you."

Morning lol yeah im a burger connoisseur.. those homemade burgers were banging

Also dreamt about my mutual crush surprising me with a visit at my place, cuddling, a little smooching.. then it got side tracked by some completely unrelated weird stuff. Typical

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 2013 Sony launched the Playstation Four, selling one million consoles on the first day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the hopes of fixing my body clock i find myself waking up at 2am after a 13 hour sleep, waking from a dream where i was in maccys demanding my double qtr punder burger meal with milkshake cos the first 2 were stolen before i could collect. Never did get that burger

In that case, I'll say, good moooooooooooooooorning, Sin. You've got a thing about burgers haven't you.

Morning lol yeah im a burger connoisseur.. those homemade burgers were banging

Also dreamt about my mutual crush surprising me with a visit at my place, cuddling, a little smooching.. then it got side tracked by some completely unrelated weird stuff. Typical "

Your burgers did sound good.

Was Ronald involved?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've told Alexa to stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning lol yeah im a burger connoisseur.. those homemade burgers were banging

Also dreamt about my mutual crush surprising me with a visit at my place, cuddling, a little smooching.. then it got side tracked by some completely unrelated weird stuff. Typical

Your burgers did sound good.

Was Ronald involved?"

Yeah those bad boys came out just right, enough mince for 2, flavour was nice, seasoning was spot on considering i didnt use any measurements. Im just sad nobody else got to enjoy them

And im glad it didnt involve ronald that wouldve gotten real creepy real fast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning lol yeah im a burger connoisseur.. those homemade burgers were banging

Also dreamt about my mutual crush surprising me with a visit at my place, cuddling, a little smooching.. then it got side tracked by some completely unrelated weird stuff. Typical

Your burgers did sound good.

Was Ronald involved?

Yeah those bad boys came out just right, enough mince for 2, flavour was nice, seasoning was spot on considering i didnt use any measurements. Im just sad nobody else got to enjoy them

And im glad it didnt involve ronald that wouldve gotten real creepy real fast "

I couldn't have coped with Ronald McDonald and Black Lace tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1974 Ringo Starr released the single, Only You.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b5zpFpfw3Fw

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over a year ago

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By *oquettishWoman
over a year ago

Hadfield

Morning duck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insomnia kicking my ass atm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning duck x "

Hello, Kitty. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Have you just woken up? x

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By *oquettishWoman
over a year ago

Hadfield

I have lovely thanks, although gutted i missed black lace and a burger … im always late to the party

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Insomnia kicking my ass atm "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, HotScot. It's a pleasure to take your forum cherry. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have lovely thanks, although gutted i missed black lace and a burger … im always late to the party "

In that case, good moooooooooooooooooorning. Haha, you'll have to join us earlier next time.

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By *oquettishWoman
over a year ago

Hadfield


"I have lovely thanks, although gutted i missed black lace and a burger … im always late to the party

In that case, good moooooooooooooooooorning. Haha, you'll have to join us earlier next time."

I guess i will although saw your emoji and have now learnt these so its been a productive morning already !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have lovely thanks, although gutted i missed black lace and a burger … im always late to the party

In that case, good moooooooooooooooooorning. Haha, you'll have to join us earlier next time.

I guess i will although saw your emoji and have now learnt these so its been a productive morning already !! "

There's more where that turtle came from.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's only 40 days until Christmas.

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By *oquettishWoman
over a year ago

Hadfield


"I have lovely thanks, although gutted i missed black lace and a burger … im always late to the party

In that case, good moooooooooooooooooorning. Haha, you'll have to join us earlier next time.

I guess i will although saw your emoji and have now learnt these so its been a productive morning already !!

There's more where that turtle came from."

Why Jim are you flirting with me you will have me blushing and its not yet 5 am xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have lovely thanks, although gutted i missed black lace and a burger … im always late to the party

In that case, good moooooooooooooooooorning. Haha, you'll have to join us earlier next time.

I guess i will although saw your emoji and have now learnt these so its been a productive morning already !!

There's more where that turtle came from.

Why Jim are you flirting with me you will have me blushing and its not yet 5 am xx"

I might get the mistletoe out.

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By *oquettishWoman
over a year ago

Hadfield


"I have lovely thanks, although gutted i missed black lace and a burger … im always late to the party

In that case, good moooooooooooooooooorning. Haha, you'll have to join us earlier next time.

I guess i will although saw your emoji and have now learnt these so its been a productive morning already !!

There's more where that turtle came from.

Why Jim are you flirting with me you will have me blushing and its not yet 5 am xx

I might get the mistletoe out. "

That was my next move … damn. Ok well heres a from me to you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have lovely thanks, although gutted i missed black lace and a burger … im always late to the party

In that case, good moooooooooooooooooorning. Haha, you'll have to join us earlier next time.

I guess i will although saw your emoji and have now learnt these so its been a productive morning already !!

There's more where that turtle came from.

Why Jim are you flirting with me you will have me blushing and its not yet 5 am xx

I might get the mistletoe out.

That was my next move … damn. Ok well heres a from me to you xx"

Thank you. x

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By *oquettishWoman
over a year ago

Hadfield


"I have lovely thanks, although gutted i missed black lace and a burger … im always late to the party

In that case, good moooooooooooooooooorning. Haha, you'll have to join us earlier next time.

I guess i will although saw your emoji and have now learnt these so its been a productive morning already !!

There's more where that turtle came from.

Why Jim are you flirting with me you will have me blushing and its not yet 5 am xx

I might get the mistletoe out.

That was my next move … damn. Ok well heres a from me to you xx

Thank you. x"

Or should i be buttering you up with first

Im actually about to make a cuppa want one ? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have lovely thanks, although gutted i missed black lace and a burger … im always late to the party

In that case, good moooooooooooooooooorning. Haha, you'll have to join us earlier next time.

I guess i will although saw your emoji and have now learnt these so its been a productive morning already !!

There's more where that turtle came from.

Why Jim are you flirting with me you will have me blushing and its not yet 5 am xx

I might get the mistletoe out.

That was my next move … damn. Ok well heres a from me to you xx

Thank you. x

Or should i be buttering you up with first

Im actually about to make a cuppa want one ? X"

A cup of tea would be nice. No sugar, good glug of milk. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good late late nocturnal thread ©™ extra time Sponsored by serious moonlight everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim xx

(Well, its morning for me, I slept for once!!) Xx

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