FabSwingers.com forum: Britishness

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm curious to know about standards for sex in different nations and so I want to throw out the question - In the bedroom, what's the most quintessentially British thing?

I'd say having sex within incredibly thin walls in a house full of people.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

One of us generally says "Lie back and think of England", and we ALWAYS have a cup of tea after.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The gentleman always pulls the lady's nightgown down afterwards.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Saying sorry and Thankyou as I cum

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Having a cup of tea after the deed

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Having a cup of tea after the deed

With milk though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Under the covers, with the lights off!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Having a cup of tea after the deed

With milk though

For your information I now have it with milk

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Having a cup of tea after the deed

With milk though

For your information I now have it with milk

No way!! I’m pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orderly queues at gang bangs probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a cup of tea after the deed

Standard. Often put the kettle on first, by the time it's finished we're already finished and cleaning up

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Having a cup of tea after the deed

With milk though

For your information I now have it with milk

No way!! I’m pleased

A certain someone converted me

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

We always bow and curtsy to each other before coitus..

Often we will hum Rule Britannia during said act, not sure we've ever got to the second verse in 37 plus years..

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It's polite to announce..."I'm arriving"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouting Tally-ho as you cum

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Having a cup of tea after the deed

Yesssss.

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By *easidersCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

"Brace yerself darlin'!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping socks on!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Having a cup of tea after the deed

Yesssss."

I've embraced my inner Britishness

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"Orderly queues at gang bangs probably"

Sometimes this is the best way of doing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping your socks on?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"We always bow and curtsy to each other before coitus..

Often we will hum Rule Britannia during said act, not sure we've ever got to the second verse in 37 plus years.."

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We apologise to each other every 2 seconds and then as soon as one cums.

Sorry

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Keeping your socks on?"

If this is a Brit thing then it's one of the few that are cringe

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Turning the light out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping your socks on?

If this is a Brit thing then it's one of the few that are cringe

I wont allow it!

Altbough interestingly, apparently a woman is much more likely to orgasm if her feet aren't cold!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

“Never Surrender!”

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Or “Once more unto the breach!”

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Keeping your socks on?

If this is a Brit thing then it's one of the few that are cringe

I wont allow it!

Altbough interestingly, apparently a woman is much more likely to orgasm if her feet aren't cold!

Hmmm...you might have a point there. Having one's tootsies warm is lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologising for the mess afterwards

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Don't move, I'll grab the wipes

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By *iminey_cricketsMan
over a year ago

barbican

Just refer to Gabriel Iglesias’ joke regarding this. VICTORY!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I wipe my nob on the net curtains afterwards. Or a doyley if in the living room.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Referring to your penis as a tallywhacker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying "whoops-a-daisy" when accidentally slipping out

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Painting yer nob in Marmite to see whether she's a "lover" or "hater" of it?

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By *lutForYou69Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Don't move, I'll grab the wipes "

Get me the tissue NOW!!!!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Forming a queue

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I wipe my nob on the net curtains afterwards. Or a doyley if in the living room. "

That's proper sophisticated

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Taking the weight on your elbows and letting the woman come first

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Nah, getting yer butler/man servent to wipe it off is propper sophisticated!

"Jeeves......"

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Surely it's having sex with socks on the guy?

Typically British in my opinion

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By *lutForYou69Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Surely it's having sex with socks on the guy?

Typically British in my opinion

Am I the only woman who doesn’t mind at all if socks stay on?

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"Surely it's having sex with socks on the guy?

Typically British in my opinion

Am I the only woman who doesn’t mind at all if socks stay on?

It's not something most care about, unless foot fetishers

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By *lutForYou69Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Surely it's having sex with socks on the guy?

Typically British in my opinion

Am I the only woman who doesn’t mind at all if socks stay on?

It's not something most care about, unless foot fetishers

Most feet are vile anyway so happy for them to be kept away haha

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"Surely it's having sex with socks on the guy?

Typically British in my opinion

Am I the only woman who doesn’t mind at all if socks stay on?

It's not something most care about, unless foot fetishers

Though I imagine they dispense with the socks before the lingerie

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