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"Un kilo de ananas, s'il vous plait" Mais vous les achetez individuellement  | |||
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"Le sange est dans l'abre
Ou est le singe??? "Manger les ananas | |||
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"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? " Oui x | |||
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"Un kilo de ananas, s'il vous plait Mais vous les achetez individuellement "I know!! Somehow it's the only French sentence I remember from middle school | |||
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"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Oui x" pouvez-vous accueillir | |||
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"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Oui x pouvez-vous accueillir"  x | |||
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"Ou est Fabulous et Bearded?" Dans ton cul! (Sorry, french humour!  . ) | |||
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"Le sange est dans l'abre
Ou est le singe???
Il mange les ananas "FIFY | |||
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"I wonder if … Qetzalcoatl will appear …. Bang on cue " Ha ha indeed! | |||
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"Je suis une rock star FIFY" Cheeky git I’ve got o level french I’ll have you know! | |||
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"Je suis une rock star FIFY Cheeky git I’ve got o level french I’ll have you know!" And still don’t know féminin/masculin | |||
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"Je suis une rock star FIFY Cheeky git I’ve got o level french I’ll have you know! And still don’t know féminin/masculin "I was thinking of the song though not me personally | |||
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"Je suis une rock star FIFY Cheeky git I’ve got o level french I’ll have you know! And still don’t know féminin/masculin "Why is it LE vagin and not LA vagin?? Please I need answers  | |||
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"Je suis une rock star FIFY Cheeky git I’ve got o level french I’ll have you know! And still don’t know féminin/masculin
I was thinking of the song though not me personally "Rock star is always féminin: Mick Jagger est unE rock star, pas un rock star. | |||
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"Allo allo Good moaning "I was just pissing by the door | |||
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"Ooooo I love a French accent "Goode evaningg..x | |||
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"Je suis une rock star FIFY Cheeky git I’ve got o level french I’ll have you know! And still don’t know féminin/masculin
I was thinking of the song though not me personally
Rock star is always féminin: Mick Jagger est unE rock star, pas un rock star. "Ah ok gracias | |||
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"Je suis une rock star FIFY Cheeky git I’ve got o level french I’ll have you know! And still don’t know féminin/masculin
Why is it LE vagin and not LA vagin?? Please I need answers "Parce que c’est UN organe du corps. No, really I don’t know. Most probably comes from the Latin root of the word. There are many like which don’t quite make sense. You just learn it the way it is and live with it. We often make mistakes ourselves. There are even words people argue over. For example: un testicule or une testicule (as far as I know it’s the former, but the latter is more commonly used). Go figure! | |||
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"Je suis une rock star FIFY Cheeky git I’ve got o level french I’ll have you know! And still don’t know féminin/masculin
I was thinking of the song though not me personally
Rock star is always féminin: Mick Jagger est unE rock star, pas un rock star.
Ah ok gracias "De nada | |||
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Je pissais juste contre la porte"FIFY | |||
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"Je suis une rock star FIFY Cheeky git I’ve got o level french I’ll have you know! And still don’t know féminin/masculin
Why is it LE vagin and not LA vagin?? Please I need answers
Parce que c’est UN organe du corps.
No, really I don’t know. Most probably comes from the Latin root of the word. There are many like which don’t quite make sense. You just learn it the way it is and live with it. We often make mistakes ourselves. There are even words people argue over. For example: un testicule or une testicule (as far as I know it’s the former, but the latter is more commonly used). Go figure!"Merci teacher
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"Je suis une rock star FIFY Cheeky git I’ve got o level french I’ll have you know! And still don’t know féminin/masculin
Why is it LE vagin and not LA vagin?? Please I need answers
Parce que c’est UN organe du corps.
No, really I don’t know. Most probably comes from the Latin root of the word. There are many like which don’t quite make sense. You just learn it the way it is and live with it. We often make mistakes ourselves. There are even words people argue over. For example: un testicule or une testicule (as far as I know it’s the former, but the latter is more commonly used). Go figure!
Merci teacher
Makes no sense but also makes sense .
"It doesn’t. But it’s quite fun at the same time. | |||
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"Je suis une rock star FIFY Cheeky git I’ve got o level french I’ll have you know! And still don’t know féminin/masculin
Why is it LE vagin and not LA vagin?? Please I need answers
Parce que c’est UN organe du corps.
No, really I don’t know. Most probably comes from the Latin root of the word. There are many like which don’t quite make sense. You just learn it the way it is and live with it. We often make mistakes ourselves. There are even words people argue over. For example: un testicule or une testicule (as far as I know it’s the former, but the latter is more commonly used). Go figure!
Merci teacher
Makes no sense but also makes sense .
It doesn’t. But it’s quite fun at the same time."Reciprocally, we say « une bite » (a cock), the male genitalia is more often (not always) feminine | |||
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"I always regret not taking more notice during my French lessons as a kid and despite spending a lot of time in Bruxelles it didn’t stick with me afterwards " That’s because I was not the teacher | |||
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"Je suis une rock star FIFY Cheeky git I’ve got o level french I’ll have you know! And still don’t know féminin/masculin
Why is it LE vagin and not LA vagin?? Please I need answers
Parce que c’est UN organe du corps.
No, really I don’t know. Most probably comes from the Latin root of the word. There are many like which don’t quite make sense. You just learn it the way it is and live with it. We often make mistakes ourselves. There are even words people argue over. For example: un testicule or une testicule (as far as I know it’s the former, but the latter is more commonly used). Go figure!
Merci teacher
Makes no sense but also makes sense .
It doesn’t. But it’s quite fun at the same time.
Reciprocally, we say « une bite » (a cock), the male genitalia is more often (not always) feminine "How strange!!!!
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"Putain de merde Restons polis! Non " Il y a des fessées qui se perdent! | |||
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"Je suis une rock star FIFY Cheeky git I’ve got o level french I’ll have you know! And still don’t know féminin/masculin
Why is it LE vagin and not LA vagin?? Please I need answers
Parce que c’est UN organe du corps.
No, really I don’t know. Most probably comes from the Latin root of the word. There are many like which don’t quite make sense. You just learn it the way it is and live with it. We often make mistakes ourselves. There are even words people argue over. For example: un testicule or une testicule (as far as I know it’s the former, but the latter is more commonly used). Go figure!
Merci teacher
Makes no sense but also makes sense .
It doesn’t. But it’s quite fun at the same time.
Reciprocally, we say « une bite » (a cock), the male genitalia is more often (not always) feminine
How strange!!!!
My mind can’t cope "For once the female fits into the male, it’s very progressive | |||
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"Je suis une rock star FIFY Cheeky git I’ve got o level french I’ll have you know! And still don’t know féminin/masculin
Why is it LE vagin and not LA vagin?? Please I need answers
Parce que c’est UN organe du corps.
No, really I don’t know. Most probably comes from the Latin root of the word. There are many like which don’t quite make sense. You just learn it the way it is and live with it. We often make mistakes ourselves. There are even words people argue over. For example: un testicule or une testicule (as far as I know it’s the former, but the latter is more commonly used). Go figure!
Merci teacher
Makes no sense but also makes sense .
It doesn’t. But it’s quite fun at the same time.
Reciprocally, we say « une bite » (a cock), the male genitalia is more often (not always) feminine
How strange!!!!
My mind can’t cope
For once the female fits into the male, it’s very progressive "And vice versa. It’s like ..fuck the gender pronouns we do whatever a penis is a she and a vagineeeen is a he | |||
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"Putain de merde Restons polis! Non Il y a des fessées qui se perdent!" Ha! Bonne chance avec ca. | |||
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"Putain de merde "
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"Putain de merde Restons polis! Non Il y a des fessées qui se perdent! Ha! Bonne chance avec ça." FIFY | |||
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"Je cherche un ménage à trois avec deux femmes super canons "FIFY Because the adjective is in fact a common noun it doesn’t adjust. It’s a tricky one though. | |||
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"I find French men so fascinating x "Marcel Marceau for example? | |||
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"Keeping an eye on this as my sugar mum is taking me to Paris for NYE I’ll have to learn how to french kiss " Sorry dude, not teaching you that | |||
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"Keeping an eye on this as my sugar mum is taking me to Paris for NYE I’ll have to learn how to french kiss Sorry dude, not teaching you that" Well I tried. Don’t ask don’t get | |||
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"Keeping an eye on this as my sugar mum is taking me to Paris for NYE I’ll have to learn how to french kiss Sorry dude, not teaching you that Well I tried. Don’t ask don’t get " Qui ne risque rien n’a rien. | |||
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"Je cherche un ménage à trois avec deux femmes super canons
FIFY
Because the adjective is in fact a common noun it doesn’t adjust. It’s a tricky one though."Bordel de merde! | |||
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"Je cherche un ménage à trois avec deux femmes super canons
FIFY
Because the adjective is in fact a common noun it doesn’t adjust. It’s a tricky one though.
Bordel de merde!". Perfect! | |||
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"Le weekend" Although it’s very commonly used, it’s not actually in the official French language dictionary (the one written by l’académie française). So it’s: la fin de semaine. | |||
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"Bonnay de douche Rodders." | |||
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"I always regret not taking more notice during my French lessons as a kid and despite spending a lot of time in Bruxelles it didn’t stick with me afterwards That’s because I was not the teacher "Not those kind of lessons lol | |||
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"J'ai oublié le pain. " Heathen! You go back and get it! | |||
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"Ils ne passeront pas! Qui? Où?" Le Boche, Verdun 1916. | |||
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"Est-ce que quelqu'un de français peut m'embrasser s'il vous plait? "Il manque une virgule mais tu es pardonnée | |||
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"Ils ne passeront pas! Qui? Où? Le Boche, Verdun 1916." Les boches. There was more than one. And because it’s pejorative, it’s a lower cap. But yeah! | |||
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"Kissing." Baiser. Now there is funny thing about this one. First it can be a common noun (un baiser - a kiss) and a verb. And as a verb it can mean either to kiss or to fuck. | |||
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"Est-ce que quelqu'un de français peut m'embrasser, s'il vous plait?
Il manque une virgule mais tu es pardonnée" l'ai-je mis au bon endroit ? | |||
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"Est-ce que quelqu'un de français peut m'embrasser, s'il vous plait?
Il manque une virgule mais tu es pardonnée
l'ai-je mis au bon endroit ?"Très bien! Tu passeras voir le professeur, il te donnera une sucette. | |||
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"Est-ce que quelqu'un de français peut m'embrasser, s'il vous plait?
Il manque une virgule mais tu es pardonnée
l'ai-je mis au bon endroit ?
Très bien! Tu passeras voir le professeur, il te donnera une sucette. "Merci. j'aimerais bien, mais pas l'arôme vanille! | |||
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"Est-ce que quelqu'un de français peut m'embrasser, s'il vous plait?
Il manque une virgule mais tu es pardonnée
l'ai-je mis au bon endroit ?
Très bien! Tu passeras voir le professeur, il te donnera une sucette.
Merci. j'aimerais bien, mais pas l'arôme vanille! "Non, ça manquerait de piquant . Et vu ton potentiel, le professeur considère même des leçons particulières…très particulières. 
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"This thread was very confusing for me because my phone decided to auto translate it
LvM"In German ? | |||
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"This thread was very confusing for me because my phone decided to auto translate it
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In German ?"Tut mir Leid, aber ich kann nicht Französisch sprechen | |||
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"je ne parle pas français  "Moi non plus, it’s just an act! | |||
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"Bon allez, c’est pas tout mais demain y a école. Bonne nuit!" Bonne nuit, Monsieur! | |||
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"Stella Artois That’s Belgian." It's mainly made in Salmesbury near Preston or Magor in South Wales | |||
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"Stella Artois That’s Belgian. It's mainly made in Salmesbury near Preston or Magor in South Wales "A FrancoBelgeWelsh production....no wonder it tastes funny. | |||
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"Stella Artois That’s Belgian." That's what Poirot said. | |||
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"Stella Artois That’s Belgian. It's mainly made in Salmesbury near Preston or Magor in South Wales
A FrancoBelgeWelsh production....no wonder it tastes funny."And is so angry.... | |||
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"Stella Artois That’s Belgian." Why are they called French fries when clearly they are Belgian?
Also pomme frites or just frites… but pomme is Apple. | |||
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"Stella Artois That’s Belgian. Why are they called French fries when clearly they are Belgian?
Also pomme frites or just frites… but pomme is Apple. "Pomme de terre - apple of the earth | |||
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"Stella Artois That’s Belgian. Why are they called French fries when clearly they are Belgian?
Also pomme frites or just frites… but pomme is Apple. "It’s not us French calling them French fries. And a spud is « une pomme de terre » (an Apple from the ground) hence pomme de terre frites, pomme frites for short or frites even shorter. (frites meaning fried) | |||
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"Le spirit de scale Hein?" The spirit of the stairs Used to describe the feeling of regret for not saying something that you wished you had - usually after an argument and as you are leaving | |||
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"Stella Artois That’s Belgian. Why are they called French fries when clearly they are Belgian?
Also pomme frites or just frites… but pomme is Apple.
It’s not us French calling them French fries.
And a spud is « une pomme de terre » (an Apple from the ground) hence pomme de terre frites, pomme frites for short or frites even shorter. (frites meaning fried) "So it’s just the short version but technically it should be pomme de terre frites?
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"Hee hoor, he hor he hor he hooooor FIFY" This FIFY makes me laugh | |||
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"Le spirit de scale Hein? The spirit of the stairs Used to describe the feeling of regret for not saying something that you wished you had - usually after an argument and as you are leaving " L’esprit d’escalier? I haven’t heard of it | |||
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"Stella Artois That’s Belgian. Why are they called French fries when clearly they are Belgian?
Also pomme frites or just frites… but pomme is Apple.
It’s not us French calling them French fries.
And a spud is « une pomme de terre » (an Apple from the ground) hence pomme de terre frites, pomme frites for short or frites even shorter. (frites meaning fried)
So it’s just the short version but technically it should be pomme de terre frites?
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"Le spirit de scale Hein? The spirit of the stairs Used to describe the feeling of regret for not saying something that you wished you had - usually after an argument and as you are leaving L’esprit d’escalier? I haven’t heard of it" that's the one | |||
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"One of best looking guys, whom in my mind I married there and then, was French… saw him in the morning at this Boulangerie, near Canal Saint-Martin. And yes, I was hooked at how handsome he was, green eyes, curly brown hair… tall. Amazing accent. I don’t think I’ll ever forget it haha And yes, I ended up stuffing my gob with almost Croissant "Oh, yeah, I know him
And almost croissant are the best | |||
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"merde, je viens de me cogner l'orteil ensanglanté! "I bet you used an online translator: bloody toe would be ‘putain d’orteil’ rather than ‘orteil ensanglanté’. Reminds me of the time my brother ordered a ‘bloody steak’ in an English restaurant. He meant ‘rare’. The face of the waiter | |||
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"Est-ce que quelqu'un de français peut m'embrasser s'il vous plait? "Oui! Bien sûr! Nous pouvons! Nous pouvons! | |||
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"One of best looking guys, whom in my mind I married there and then, was French… saw him in the morning at this Boulangerie, near Canal Saint-Martin. And yes, I was hooked at how handsome he was, green eyes, curly brown hair… tall. Amazing accent. I don’t think I’ll ever forget it haha And yes, I ended up stuffing my gob with almost Croissant
Oh, yeah, I know him
And almost croissant are the best"Almond
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