FabSwingers.com forum: I seen this hanging vortex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This woman on here, nice body and everything but why does her vortex hand like that when she stands as if all her body fat went into giving her a pouch pushhy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry what ?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"This woman on here, nice body and everything but why does her vortex hand like that when she stands as if all her body fat went into giving her a pouch pushhy"

Can we have this in English please

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

This post has gone right over my head

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By *ubytuesdaysTV/TS
over a year ago

birmingham

My vortex does that , sometimes I have to hold it up to see whats going in down below.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A hanging vortex? Makes no sense from s fluid dynamics perspective

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Vortex hand ???

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Morgan le Fay From Arthurian myths; her magical skills were said to rival even Merlin’s.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Random words generator

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I don’t understand this question at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hanging vortex? Makes no sense from s fluid dynamics perspective

… makes no sense to me even without a fluid dynamic perspective….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hanging vortex sounds like something from the middle of Lidls! Or from B&M Bargains.....

Ooh I like your hanging vortex- Yes, came with a free pushy pouch

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

I wouldn't think that you could hang a vortex as its spinning and would be a bastard to nail up ?

I don't even know if it would stay in a frame too ?

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

"Hanging vortex sounds like something from the middle of Lidls! Or from B&M Bargains.....

Ooh I like your hanging vortex- Yes, came with a free pushy pouch

Something off the JML rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hanging vortex sounds like something from the middle of Lidls! Or from B&M Bargains.....

Ooh I like your hanging vortex- Yes, came with a free pushy pouch

Something off the JML rack

With the free pushy pouch??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this something to do with Star Trek?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't think that you could hang a vortex as its spinning and would be a bastard to nail up ?

I don't even know if it would stay in a frame too ?"

Maybe you could nail it to the ceiling and it can free spin

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

"I wouldn't think that you could hang a vortex as its spinning and would be a bastard to nail up ?

I don't even know if it would stay in a frame too ?

Maybe you could nail it to the ceiling and it can free spin"

I'm visualising it but I'm still not buying it...

Might be a bit disruptive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hanging vortex sounds like something from the middle of Lidls! Or from B&M Bargains.....

Ooh I like your hanging vortex- Yes, came with a free pushy pouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't think that you could hang a vortex as its spinning and would be a bastard to nail up ?

I don't even know if it would stay in a frame too ?

Maybe you could nail it to the ceiling and it can free spin

I'm visualising it but I'm still not buying it...

Might be a bit disruptive

For fucks sake, I got a job lot to shift....make great Xmas presents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What on earth is going on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suspect OP had an auto carrot moment and meant vagina but he doesn't appear to have hung around to explain and then be told he doesn't know what a vagina is ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suspect OP had an auto carrot moment and meant vagina but he doesn't appear to have hung around to explain and then be told he doesn't know what a vagina is ....

Mr"

I think I prefer vortex

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

"I wouldn't think that you could hang a vortex as its spinning and would be a bastard to nail up ?

I don't even know if it would stay in a frame too ?

Maybe you could nail it to the ceiling and it can free spin

I'm visualising it but I'm still not buying it...

Might be a bit disruptive

For fucks sake, I got a job lot to shift....make great Xmas presents

I'm sure they'll fly out the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't think that you could hang a vortex as its spinning and would be a bastard to nail up ?

I don't even know if it would stay in a frame too ?

Maybe you could nail it to the ceiling and it can free spin

I'm visualising it but I'm still not buying it...

Might be a bit disruptive

For fucks sake, I got a job lot to shift....make great Xmas presents

I'm sure they'll fly out the door

Literally

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I suspect OP had an auto carrot moment and meant vagina but he doesn't appear to have hung around to explain and then be told he doesn't know what a vagina is ....

Mr"

A hanging vagina?! I don't even want to know how you could adorn a wall with an actual vagina

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Did Google translate write this?

What language should we reconvert it to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did Google translate write this?

What language should we reconvert it to? "

Vulcan

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Did Google translate write this?

What language should we reconvert it to?

Vulcan"

Thanks.

Live long and prosper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did Google translate write this?

What language should we reconvert it to?

Vulcan"

Vulcans can speak English. I’ve seen it on telly!

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

"I suspect OP had an auto carrot moment and meant vagina but he doesn't appear to have hung around to explain and then be told he doesn't know what a vagina is ....

A hanging vagina?! I don't even want to know how you could adorn a wall with an actual vagina

Maybe hung at the top of the stairs as a point of view...

Or it might be a pendant for a necklace

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

"I wouldn't think that you could hang a vortex as its spinning and would be a bastard to nail up ?

I don't even know if it would stay in a frame too ?

Maybe you could nail it to the ceiling and it can free spin

I'm visualising it but I'm still not buying it...

Might be a bit disruptive

For fucks sake, I got a job lot to shift....make great Xmas presents

I'm sure they'll fly out the door

Literally

Or make some flyers

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If her vagina is hanging out she needs to see a gynaecologist.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I suspect OP had an auto carrot moment and meant vagina but he doesn't appear to have hung around to explain and then be told he doesn't know what a vagina is ....

A hanging vagina?! I don't even want to know how you could adorn a wall with an actual vagina

Maybe hung at the top of the stairs as a point of view...

Or it might be a pendant for a necklace

The mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hanging vortex sounds like something from the middle of Lidls! Or from B&M Bargains.....

Ooh I like your hanging vortex- Yes, came with a free pushy pouch

Hahaha you win this thread!!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Did Google translate write this?

What language should we reconvert it to?

Vulcan

Vulcans can speak English. I’ve seen it on telly! "

That's the universal translator.

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ooooh…..ooooh…..I love these middle button threads!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Is this something to do with marsupials…

…what’s that Skippy?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Prolapse?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got two hanging vortexes out the front. Water em every few day and they bloom well.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

OP's vague post reminds me of that old surrealist joke:

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Prolapse?!?

External prolapses (of any part of the pelvic floor) are incredibly uncommon. Most cannot be seen by an outside observer (unless REALLY scrutinising the actual nether regions very closely indeed).

Yours, someone who has/had pelvic organ prolapse. Some repaired, some not.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Is he on about a FUPA?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a hanging vortex once, turned the tele over after the blue police box disappeared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Th*i*s wo*m*an on here, nice body and everything but why does *h*er vortex hand l*i*ke that when she stands as if all her body fat went into *g*iving her a pouc*h* pushhy"

I decoded it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's correct, the voices are telling me the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this one of those games where you push the middle button on your phone 10 times?

My turn....

Lol yeah it's just me who I love and love her very often and I'm not even worried that I was a little bit of an alcoholic lol

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hi. Did Warwick Davis send you all here too? I'm here for not getting the top ten varieties of Heinz soups...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've read it about 10 times and it's still not making sense at all.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Is this next weeks Doctor Who in advance?

I'm surprised they didn't mention flux capacitor's & sonci screwdivers...

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Sonic I mean"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtaf

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Can someone summarise this thread please ?

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

So either he’s commenting on a ladies larger labia or the ‘FUPA’ area. I think.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I've worked it out! His biog says porn turns him into poppa smurf, so maybe he was dribbling over Deep throat Debbie, pop! turned blue and then wrote in his native Smurf language!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it’s a bit like when guys do a helicopter, but, er, a woman?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I think he’s trying to sing the backwards bit in that Missy Elliott song. Work It?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think he’s trying to sing the backwards bit in that Missy Elliott song. Work It?"

Maybe he should get the picture, flip it and reverse it

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I think he see's himself as as free flowin' spinning on a theme YODA!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Either that or shit Haiku?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Got it!!!!

Yoda meets Haiku!

I'm shittin'n gold nuggets today.

Like the Kink's song: "Gonna Be A good Day".....

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

This guy has been taking lessons from The Resistance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hanging vortex sounds like something from the middle of Lidls! Or from B&M Bargains.....

Ooh I like your hanging vortex- Yes, came with a free pushy pouch

Hahaha you win this thread!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did Google translate write this?

What language should we reconvert it to?

Vulcan

Thanks.

Live long and prosper. "

I'll be prosperous when I shift these buggers....

Wanna buy one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps she had one of these in the pic! https://rivendellshop.co.nz/products/crystal-hanging-vortex-spinner

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