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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel?

My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel?

My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. "

Charmer wasn’t he

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel?

My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. "

Romantic

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Her panties

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel?

My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. "

Wow he’s such a charmer.

Tissue for me

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

My ex used to use a sock when having a wank and put it back in the drawer. I used to find them when cleaning up or putting fresh clothes away.

Durty fecker wouldn’t even put them in wash basket

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

What wrong with the curtains

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

My fb licks me clean afterwards and I lick her clean.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Splatter it up my stomach and chest then do a Crocodile roll across the bed and fall asleep

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What wrong with the curtains "

Might be damp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel?

My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex.

Charmer wasn’t he

Lol.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Splatter it up my stomach and chest then do a Crocodile roll across the bed and fall asleep "

Shower first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tissue ugh don’t like the thought of a sock

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

I have a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex used to use a sock when having a wank and put it back in the drawer. I used to find them when cleaning up or putting fresh clothes away.

Durty fecker wouldn’t even put them in wash basket

Dirty bastard!!! Fucking crusty socks, disgustaaaangggg!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually just go into the shower with a lady after sex in the bedroom, it's a good experience, very steamy haha

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"Splatter it up my stomach and chest then do a Crocodile roll across the bed and fall asleep

Shower first?"

No shower, just roll so it transfers off me and sleep

If you weren’t playing games you could help me

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk

(and that’s the only kinda milk I can drink that comes out of a warm body

)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Splatter it up my stomach and chest then do a Crocodile roll across the bed and fall asleep

Shower first?

No shower, just roll so it transfers off me and sleep

If you weren’t playing games you could help me "

The smell

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk

(and that’s the only kinda milk I can drink that comes out of a warm body

) "

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

"My ex used to use a sock when having a wank and put it back in the drawer. I used to find them when cleaning up or putting fresh clothes away.

Durty fecker wouldn’t even put them in wash basket

Dirty bastard!!! Fucking crusty socks, disgustaaaangggg!!!

Tell me about it. I wouldn’t have noticed them in the wash basket

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk

(and that’s the only kinda milk I can drink that comes out of a warm body

) "

Calling it milk is going on my ick list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk

(and that’s the only kinda milk I can drink that comes out of a warm body

)

Calling it milk is going on my ick list "

!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk

(and that’s the only kinda milk I can drink that comes out of a warm body

)

I’m disgusting I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the sperm cross the road ?

Because he accidentally put the wrong socks on this morning.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk

(and that’s the only kinda milk I can drink that comes out of a warm body

)

I’m disgusting I know

Not disgusting

Greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk

(and that’s the only kinda milk I can drink that comes out of a warm body

) "

Can drink my milk all day long xx

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk

(and that’s the only kinda milk I can drink that comes out of a warm body

) "

What sort of milk are you drinking from a *cold* body?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk

(and that’s the only kinda milk I can drink that comes out of a warm body

)

What sort of milk are you drinking from a *cold* body?

LvM"

Soya milk, Oat Milk. sometimes Cashew milk but that’s too fatty for me x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A mop "

Brag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Sir's goes in me, it stays in me. Other than that, tissues are always at hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mop

Brag"

I agree

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the "volume" of the load. Anything from a simple tissue to a beach towel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk

(and that’s the only kinda milk I can drink that comes out of a warm body

)

Calling it milk is going on my ick list "

What!? Man milk it’s a thing. I milk a prostate that’s the official term. That’s a power move at the very end of a sesh when a guy think he’s got nothing left in the tank.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Depends on the "volume" of the load. Anything from a simple tissue to a beach towel. "

Another brag

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Tissue ugh don’t like the thought of a sock

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on the "volume" of the load. Anything from a simple tissue to a beach towel. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube "

Isn’t easier to jump in the shower?? Asking for a friend

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube "

I have tissues for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower for my self if it’s another guy I don’t have that problem as it’s normally in my stomach if he miss he better pray it dose not land on my dress or he’s fit the bill for a new one

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Shower for my self if it’s another guy I don’t have that problem as it’s normally in my stomach if he miss he better pray it dose not land on my dress or he’s fit the bill for a new one

Pregnant???

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By *annyDanielleMan
over a year ago

Street, Somerset

"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel?

My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. "

A sock is no where near big enough.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube

I have tissues for you "

I don't want pre used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shower for my self if it’s another guy I don’t have that problem as it’s normally in my stomach if he miss he better pray it dose not land on my dress or he’s fit the bill for a new one

Pregnant???"

Ooo god don’t lol the amount off messages I get on that one I scratch my head thinking they don’t know how things work

Emmm no in my mouth and swallow mother always teached me it was rude to spit

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube

Isn’t easier to jump in the shower?? Asking for a friend

Definitely not, I'm not jumping in the shower 5 times a day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel?

My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex.

A sock is no where near big enough.

He had big feet and I mean a proper sock not like a trainer sock. Sometimes he’d throw me a t shirt. Was just whatever was around. Unless it was period sex. Then I’d have to hold my flaps together with one hand and lead him to the toilet by his dick so I could wash his cock in the sink. Very squeamish about blood he was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What!? Man milk it’s a thing. I milk a prostate that’s the official term. That’s a power move at the very end of a sesh when a guy think he’s got nothing left in the tank. "

teach me, sensei

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on the "volume" of the load. Anything from a simple tissue to a beach towel.

Another brag"

More of a joke than a brag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube

Isn’t easier to jump in the shower?? Asking for a friend

Definitely not, I'm not jumping in the shower 5 times a day

Fair

I didn’t take that into consideration

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Why did the sperm cross the road ?

Because he accidentally put the wrong socks on this morning."

Boak

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube

Isn’t easier to jump in the shower?? Asking for a friend

Definitely not, I'm not jumping in the shower 5 times a day

Fair

I didn’t take that into consideration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube

Isn’t easier to jump in the shower?? Asking for a friend

Definitely not, I'm not jumping in the shower 5 times a day

Fair

I didn’t take that into consideration

I appreciate that you seem very hygienic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mop

Brag

I agree

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube

Isn’t easier to jump in the shower?? Asking for a friend

Definitely not, I'm not jumping in the shower 5 times a day

Fair

I didn’t take that into consideration

I appreciate that you seem very hygienic x

Maybe too much, I've been told I like showers too much

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By *wofurrowMan
over a year ago

South Lincs and hotels

If it’s penetrative with my wife she likes to have it inside her as do a couple of male lovers I have

If I’m on my own I love to eat it myself

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I just fire mine in to one of those plastic sandwich bags so it's nice and easy to clean up

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just fire mine in to one of those plastic sandwich bags so it's nice and easy to clean up

LvM"

Hope it’s biodegradable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex used to use a sock when having a wank and put it back in the drawer. I used to find them when cleaning up or putting fresh clothes away.

Durty fecker wouldn’t even put them in wash basket

Boak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just use tissue if it's not being swallowed by a lady. Using a towel or socks don't make sense to me hahaha imagine accidentally putting them on or drying g your face or something with that towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" What sort of milk are you drinking from a *cold* body?

LvM"

Chortle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need anything to wipe away the spunk after a solo session because the tears of my loneliness have already washed it away.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I just fire mine in to one of those plastic sandwich bags so it's nice and easy to clean up

LvM"

Do you cut a hole in the corner and use it as a piping bag? Great British Wank off

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I just fire mine in to one of those plastic sandwich bags so it's nice and easy to clean up

LvM

Do you cut a hole in the corner and use it as a piping bag? Great British Wank off "

I see you've found my Etsy store...

LvM

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I just fire mine in to one of those plastic sandwich bags so it's nice and easy to clean up

LvM

Do you cut a hole in the corner and use it as a piping bag? Great British Wank off "

Protein icing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Power hose.

I have industrial spunk, it takes some shifting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet wipes for me

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By *ocalguy4youMan
over a year ago

cardiff

"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel?

My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. "

Dirty knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tissue, its easy to dispose of if theres a lot of mess to clean up. Then a wet wipe to freshen up.

But reused socks that have gone rock solid can be recycled for filling holes in wall plastering

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I have some “bedroom flannels” especially for the cleaning up.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I just fire mine in to one of those plastic sandwich bags so it's nice and easy to clean up

LvM

Do you cut a hole in the corner and use it as a piping bag? Great British Wank off "

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Toilet roll or kitchen roll would be my preference.

Tissues seem to fall apart and get stuck on my knob.

Wet wipes sometimes. Or a towel that then goes in the washing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice soft muslin cloth which can going the wash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex used to use a sock when having a wank and put it back in the drawer. I used to find them when cleaning up or putting fresh clothes away.

Durty fecker wouldn’t even put them in wash basket

Dirty bastard!!! Fucking crusty socks, disgustaaaangggg!!!

If it don’t stick to the wall it don’t need washing

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

If I’m on my own intend to use toilet paper as things have been planned in advance.

After sex with Lily it’s just whatever is to hand to clean up with. So a T-Shirt, boxers or a towel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel?

My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. "

Tell us it was at the very least a clean sock?

Still hilariously uncool but marginally better than a rank one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If alone cloth or tissue

If with wife it was always in her pussy and she would often squat over the loo and drop the oyster rather than it trickle out

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By *uicypeaches77Couple
over a year ago

Torquay

Was it a clean sock ?

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By *ightower2021Man
over a year ago

donegal

"My ex used to use a sock when having a wank and put it back in the drawer. I used to find them when cleaning up or putting fresh clothes away.

Durty fecker wouldn’t even put them in wash basket

Holy fuck thats bad

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I tend to utilise any nearby furnishings…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel?

My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. "

Sounds like a real class act. Was the sock at least clean?

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By *ightower2021Man
over a year ago

donegal

"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk

(and that’s the only kinda milk I can drink that comes out of a warm body

)

Calling it milk is going on my ick list

What!? Man milk it’s a thing. I milk a prostate that’s the official term. That’s a power move at the very end of a sesh when a guy think he’s got nothing left in the tank. "

Ohhh yes please I'll sign up for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandpaper if I fall asleep after the wank and it dries out on my skin

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Depends on the "volume" of the load. Anything from a simple tissue to a beach towel.

Another brag

More of a joke than a brag

Xxx

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth

"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk

(and that’s the only kinda milk I can drink that comes out of a warm body

)

Calling it milk is going on my ick list

What!? Man milk it’s a thing. I milk a prostate that’s the official term. That’s a power move at the very end of a sesh when a guy think he’s got nothing left in the tank. "

Now theres a challenge .

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel?

My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. "

Sounds like a real gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fab friend of mine has a box of tissues by her bed. We have a joke that it’s for men and their cock snot lol. It appears us women are more considerate and clean than you dirty fuckers.

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By *an_THE_Man_LondonMan
over a year ago

London / Glasgow/ Edinburgh

"Splatter it up my stomach and chest then do a Crocodile roll across the bed and fall asleep "

Same here

but

sometimes I eat it all … depends on mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang wallpaper in bedroom with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang wallpaper in bedroom with it

Crying haha

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What wrong with the curtains "

That's fine if there are any.

Feckin hurts when there's venetian blinds though........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The insides of my socks usually

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Her curtains. The beef ones.

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By *wixtMan
over a year ago

preston

I keep a toilet roll in the office to catch all my spunk. it usually lasts a few weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air dry.

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

Usually she washes my cock in the sink x

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