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"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel? My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. " Romantic ![]() | |||
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"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel? My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. " Wow he’s such a charmer. Tissue for me | |||
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"What wrong with the curtains " Might be damp | |||
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"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel? My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. Charmer wasn’t he ![]() Lol. ![]() | |||
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"Splatter it up my stomach and chest then do a Crocodile roll across the bed and fall asleep " Shower first? | |||
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"My ex used to use a sock when having a wank and put it back in the drawer. I used to find them when cleaning up or putting fresh clothes away. Durty fecker wouldn’t even put them in wash basket ![]() Dirty bastard!!! Fucking crusty socks, disgustaaaangggg!!! | |||
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"Splatter it up my stomach and chest then do a Crocodile roll across the bed and fall asleep Shower first?" No shower, just roll so it transfers off me and sleep If you weren’t playing games you could help me | |||
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"Splatter it up my stomach and chest then do a Crocodile roll across the bed and fall asleep Shower first? No shower, just roll so it transfers off me and sleep If you weren’t playing games you could help me " The smell ![]() | |||
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"My ex used to use a sock when having a wank and put it back in the drawer. I used to find them when cleaning up or putting fresh clothes away. Durty fecker wouldn’t even put them in wash basket ![]() Tell me about it. I wouldn’t have noticed them in the wash basket ![]() | |||
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"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk ![]() ![]() Calling it milk is going on my ick list | |||
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"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m disgusting I know ![]() | |||
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"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not disgusting Greedy ![]() | |||
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"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk ![]() ![]() Can drink my milk all day long xx | |||
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"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk ![]() ![]() What sort of milk are you drinking from a *cold* body? ![]() | |||
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"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk ![]() ![]() ![]() Soya milk, Oat Milk. sometimes Cashew milk but that’s too fatty for me x ![]() | |||
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"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk ![]() ![]() What!? Man milk it’s a thing. I milk a prostate that’s the official term. That’s a power move at the very end of a sesh when a guy think he’s got nothing left in the tank. | |||
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"Depends on the "volume" of the load. Anything from a simple tissue to a beach towel. " Another brag | |||
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"Tissue ugh don’t like the thought of a sock ![]() Oi ![]() | |||
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"Depends on the "volume" of the load. Anything from a simple tissue to a beach towel. " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube " Isn’t easier to jump in the shower?? Asking for a friend ![]() | |||
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"Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube " I have tissues for you | |||
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"Shower for my self if it’s another guy I don’t have that problem as it’s normally in my stomach if he miss he better pray it dose not land on my dress or he’s fit the bill for a new one ![]() Pregnant??? | |||
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"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel? My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. " A sock is no where near big enough. ![]() | |||
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"Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube I have tissues for you " I don't want pre used ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Shower for my self if it’s another guy I don’t have that problem as it’s normally in my stomach if he miss he better pray it dose not land on my dress or he’s fit the bill for a new one ![]() Ooo god don’t lol the amount off messages I get on that one I scratch my head thinking they don’t know how things work Emmm no in my mouth and swallow mother always teached me it was rude to spit ![]() | |||
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"Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube Isn’t easier to jump in the shower?? Asking for a friend ![]() Definitely not, I'm not jumping in the shower 5 times a day ![]() | |||
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"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel? My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. A sock is no where near big enough. ![]() He had big feet and I mean a proper sock not like a trainer sock. Sometimes he’d throw me a t shirt. Was just whatever was around. Unless it was period sex. Then I’d have to hold my flaps together with one hand and lead him to the toilet by his dick so I could wash his cock in the sink. Very squeamish about blood he was. | |||
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" What!? Man milk it’s a thing. I milk a prostate that’s the official term. That’s a power move at the very end of a sesh when a guy think he’s got nothing left in the tank. " ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Depends on the "volume" of the load. Anything from a simple tissue to a beach towel. Another brag" More of a joke than a brag ![]() | |||
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"Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube Isn’t easier to jump in the shower?? Asking for a friend ![]() ![]() Fair ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Why did the sperm cross the road ? Because he accidentally put the wrong socks on this morning." Boak | |||
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"Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube Isn’t easier to jump in the shower?? Asking for a friend ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube Isn’t easier to jump in the shower?? Asking for a friend ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I appreciate that you seem very hygienic x ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tissue first and then wet wipes to wipe off the lube Isn’t easier to jump in the shower?? Asking for a friend ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Maybe too much, I've been told I like showers too much ![]() | |||
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"I just fire mine in to one of those plastic sandwich bags so it's nice and easy to clean up ![]() Hope it’s biodegradable ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My ex used to use a sock when having a wank and put it back in the drawer. I used to find them when cleaning up or putting fresh clothes away. Durty fecker wouldn’t even put them in wash basket ![]() Boak! | |||
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" What sort of milk are you drinking from a *cold* body? ![]() Chortle ![]() | |||
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"I just fire mine in to one of those plastic sandwich bags so it's nice and easy to clean up ![]() Do you cut a hole in the corner and use it as a piping bag? Great British Wank off | |||
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"I just fire mine in to one of those plastic sandwich bags so it's nice and easy to clean up ![]() I see you've found my Etsy store... LvM | |||
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"I just fire mine in to one of those plastic sandwich bags so it's nice and easy to clean up ![]() Protein icing ![]() | |||
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"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel? My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. " Dirty knickers | |||
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"My ex used to use a sock when having a wank and put it back in the drawer. I used to find them when cleaning up or putting fresh clothes away. Durty fecker wouldn’t even put them in wash basket ![]() If it don’t stick to the wall it don’t need washing ![]() | |||
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"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel? My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. " Tell us it was at the very least a clean sock? Still hilariously uncool but marginally better than a rank one | |||
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"My ex used to use a sock when having a wank and put it back in the drawer. I used to find them when cleaning up or putting fresh clothes away. Durty fecker wouldn’t even put them in wash basket ![]() Holy fuck thats bad | |||
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"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel? My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. " Sounds like a real class act. Was the sock at least clean? | |||
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"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk ![]() ![]() Ohhh yes please I'll sign up for that | |||
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"Depends on the "volume" of the load. Anything from a simple tissue to a beach towel. Another brag More of a joke than a brag ![]() Xxx | |||
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"generally speaking , I don’t usually waste his milk ![]() ![]() Now theres a challenge . | |||
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"After you’ve had a session by yourself or with a lady? Tissue, wet wipes, towel? My ex used to throw me a sock to wipe myself after we had sex. " Sounds like a real gent ![]() | |||
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"Splatter it up my stomach and chest then do a Crocodile roll across the bed and fall asleep " Same here but sometimes I eat it all … depends on mood | |||
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"What wrong with the curtains " That's fine if there are any. Feckin hurts when there's venetian blinds though........ A | |||
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