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Is there a duvet cover that would put you off sex with someone?

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

I mean, imagine you're feeling all sexy and turned on, you walk to the bedroom together, they turn on the lights and you're faced with a bed covered in a fluffy duvet covered in cute penguins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blood-stained.

Probably.

G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything Disney.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally, I wouldn't stick my beak in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blood-stained.

Probably.

G"

Ewww!

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

Anything Marvel

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

I think cartoon characters would put me off too.

Probably because it would make me think they haven't grown up, but, I have cute penguins covering one of my duvets

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby

One that snapped when you turned it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it clashes with the wallpaper, it's a no

The non-matching duvet sets are for when you aren't expecting guests

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"One that snapped when you turned it down "

That's bad hygiene.

I'm talking about design, but I get where you're coming from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Childish or football ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that smells cheesey

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"If it clashes with the wallpaper, it's a no

The non-matching duvet sets are for when you aren't expecting guests "

I have 4 pillows on my bed. Double duvet sets only come with 2.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't know if there's one that would put me off sex but I'd seriously consider a follow up meet if a grown up person had any kind of comic book or Disney type bed linen or one of those ones printed with a celebrity's image

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it clashes with the wallpaper, it's a no

The non-matching duvet sets are for when you aren't expecting guests

I have 4 pillows on my bed. Double duvet sets only come with 2. "

Then you need to find the nearest match, that's the rules

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I don't know if there's one that would put me off sex but I'd seriously consider a follow up meet if a grown up person had any kind of comic book or Disney type bed linen or one of those ones printed with a celebrity's image"

Do you think it's because our duvets reflect on our personality?

I have different designs and materials for different times of the year.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"If it clashes with the wallpaper, it's a no

The non-matching duvet sets are for when you aren't expecting guests

I have 4 pillows on my bed. Double duvet sets only come with 2.

Then you need to find the nearest match, that's the rules"

Some companies do sell items separately though.

At the moment I have the two matching pillow cases plus 2 total random ones.

I don't even use 4 pillows

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By *eductiveEyesKillerThighsWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere & Everywhere

I couldn't care about design. But the really polyester-y ones make my skin crawl. Also the ones with the extra satin ruffles and faff on them.

Yes I'm a bedding snob!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I don't know if there's one that would put me off sex but I'd seriously consider a follow up meet if a grown up person had any kind of comic book or Disney type bed linen or one of those ones printed with a celebrity's image

Do you think it's because our duvets reflect on our personality?

I have different designs and materials for different times of the year.

"

Possibly. Lord knows what our duvet covers say about us. We currently have mismatched cover and pillow cases because we needed to change the cover mid week.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I couldn't care about design. But the really polyester-y ones make my skin crawl. Also the ones with the extra satin ruffles and faff on them.

Yes I'm a bedding snob!

"

I bought a set that has little rosettes with pearls embedded in them.

It's so uncomfortable.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Walking in and finding that they had had one custom printed with my face on it would be weird, I think I would back out of that room quite fast

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"I don't know if there's one that would put me off sex but I'd seriously consider a follow up meet if a grown up person had any kind of comic book or Disney type bed linen or one of those ones printed with a celebrity's image"

Wait, people have celebrity based duvets?

Where can I find a Nicholas cage duvet. Christmas is coming up and I need stuff for my list

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Walking in and finding that they had had one custom printed with my face on it would be weird, I think I would back out of that room quite fast "

Someone from here gave me a pillowcase with the face of my Fab crush on

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By *haggydogMan
over a year ago

Brooklands/London

Cartoon,cute or striped duvet.

Make my phone buzz, explain there's an emergency at the hospital and I'm the only person who can help.

Fast, polite exit, block number.

And relax

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Cartoon,cute or striped duvet.

Make my phone buzz, explain there's an emergency at the hospital and I'm the only person who can help.

Fast, polite exit, block number.

And relax

"

What is it about stripes you don't like?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I saw a naan bread one yesterday

That'd be weird

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I saw a naan bread one yesterday

That'd be weird"

Weird, but a sense of humour at least

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My linens are plain white. Not that anyone sees them

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

I only go with plain single colour Duvet cover, Fitted sheet an pillowcases all matching, Brushed cotton in winter and normal cotton in the summer, usual colours Red, Burgundy, Black and dark Green.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 white fifth avenue sets that are exactly the same!

In the winter though I have my teddy bear (super fluffy) set. Only once I had a guy in my bed with the fluffy and he was like get it off me it’s too hot.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I don't know if there's one that would put me off sex but I'd seriously consider a follow up meet if a grown up person had any kind of comic book or Disney type bed linen or one of those ones printed with a celebrity's image

Wait, people have celebrity based duvets?

Where can I find a Nicholas cage duvet. Christmas is coming up and I need stuff for my list "

You can even get them minus the head so any lucky guest can imagine the body of their favourite celebrity with their partner's face

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"I don't know if there's one that would put me off sex but I'd seriously consider a follow up meet if a grown up person had any kind of comic book or Disney type bed linen or one of those ones printed with a celebrity's image

Wait, people have celebrity based duvets?

Where can I find a Nicholas cage duvet. Christmas is coming up and I need stuff for my list

You can even get them minus the head so any lucky guest can imagine the body of their favourite celebrity with their partner's face "

So I can get a magic Mike one then rally disappoint them when I reveal the body under the sheets?

Fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know if there's one that would put me off sex but I'd seriously consider a follow up meet if a grown up person had any kind of comic book or Disney type bed linen or one of those ones printed with a celebrity's image

Wait, people have celebrity based duvets?

Where can I find a Nicholas cage duvet. Christmas is coming up and I need stuff for my list "

I mean nic cage would put me off but I think I could be persuaded otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My linens are plain white. Not that anyone sees them "

I don't buy white anything

Like grey?

Bring me your whites and gimme 5 or 6 washes

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Covered in pet hair would do it

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"I don't know if there's one that would put me off sex but I'd seriously consider a follow up meet if a grown up person had any kind of comic book or Disney type bed linen or one of those ones printed with a celebrity's image

Wait, people have celebrity based duvets?

Where can I find a Nicholas cage duvet. Christmas is coming up and I need stuff for my list

I mean nic cage would put me off but I think I could be persuaded otherwise "

Sorry but I could never be with someone that doesn’t accept my Nicholas cage duvet set.

That’s a hard line for me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"My linens are plain white. Not that anyone sees them

I don't buy white anything

Like grey?

Bring me your whites and gimme 5 or 6 washes "

My sheets go in on their own load, so that's yet to happen

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I don't know if there's one that would put me off sex but I'd seriously consider a follow up meet if a grown up person had any kind of comic book or Disney type bed linen or one of those ones printed with a celebrity's image

Wait, people have celebrity based duvets?

Where can I find a Nicholas cage duvet. Christmas is coming up and I need stuff for my list

You can even get them minus the head so any lucky guest can imagine the body of their favourite celebrity with their partner's face

So I can get a magic Mike one then rally disappoint them when I reveal the body under the sheets?

Fantastic "

Yep, I've been using a (insert hot young model of choice) one that way for years. By the time the covers are off they're commited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know if there's one that would put me off sex but I'd seriously consider a follow up meet if a grown up person had any kind of comic book or Disney type bed linen or one of those ones printed with a celebrity's image

Wait, people have celebrity based duvets?

Where can I find a Nicholas cage duvet. Christmas is coming up and I need stuff for my list

I mean nic cage would put me off but I think I could be persuaded otherwise

Sorry but I could never be with someone that doesn’t accept my Nicholas cage duvet set.

That’s a hard line for me "

Want me, want my nic cage duvet set hey?

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I know someone, who had to call an end to meeting a Fab guy due to his shower curtain.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"I don't know if there's one that would put me off sex but I'd seriously consider a follow up meet if a grown up person had any kind of comic book or Disney type bed linen or one of those ones printed with a celebrity's image

Wait, people have celebrity based duvets?

Where can I find a Nicholas cage duvet. Christmas is coming up and I need stuff for my list

You can even get them minus the head so any lucky guest can imagine the body of their favourite celebrity with their partner's face

So I can get a magic Mike one then rally disappoint them when I reveal the body under the sheets?

Fantastic

Yep, I've been using a (insert hot young model of choice) one that way for years. By the time the covers are off they're commited "

Turn the lights off before they get in

The old switcheroo

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I have 2 white fifth avenue sets that are exactly the same!

In the winter though I have my teddy bear (super fluffy) set. Only once I had a guy in my bed with the fluffy and he was like get it off me it’s too hot. "

My teddy one only goes on in freezing temperatures because it's so hot under it.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

As long as it isn't covered with stains.

Peoples personal taste doesn't put me off them if I like them.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"My linens are plain white. Not that anyone sees them

I don't buy white anything

Like grey?

Bring me your whites and gimme 5 or 6 washes "

You only put whites in with other whites, Bussy

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

One that looks either his mother or ex bought them for him.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"As long as it isn't covered with stains.

Peoples personal taste doesn't put me off them if I like them. "

Don't the patterns make you feel uncomfortable?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I don't know if there's one that would put me off sex but I'd seriously consider a follow up meet if a grown up person had any kind of comic book or Disney type bed linen or one of those ones printed with a celebrity's image

Wait, people have celebrity based duvets?

Where can I find a Nicholas cage duvet. Christmas is coming up and I need stuff for my list

You can even get them minus the head so any lucky guest can imagine the body of their favourite celebrity with their partner's face

So I can get a magic Mike one then rally disappoint them when I reveal the body under the sheets?

Fantastic

Yep, I've been using a (insert hot young model of choice) one that way for years. By the time the covers are off they're commited

Turn the lights off before they get in

The old switcheroo "

This might solve the problem of the "disappointed" verifications.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

This made me laugh! I have the smallest room so have a single bed and love the lovely duvet covers u can get in single size have unicorns/zebras and my fave a mermaid I've changed my profile pic to for a little while! x

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"This made me laugh! I have the smallest room so have a single bed and love the lovely duvet covers u can get in single size have unicorns/zebras and my fave a mermaid I've changed my profile pic to for a little while! x"

I like the mermaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One that snapped when you turned it down "

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By *randMrsNorthernCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

A Man United one.

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill


"A Man United one.

"

That, or a Spurs one, would greatly dictate how rough the sex would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My linens are plain white. Not that anyone sees them

I don't buy white anything

Like grey?

Bring me your whites and gimme 5 or 6 washes

You only put whites in with other whites, Bussy "

Waaaaay too much faff that Nanna

Sling it all in, whack it on a 40 degree express wash and hope for the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hygiene aside, honestly no. If I'm in her bedroom then I've already decided I like her enough for what is to come. That maybe I know her well enough as a person to think she's lovely in which case even the most unusual bedding set would be seen as a whimsically cute side of her personality. Alternatively I may not know her that well at all but fancy her enough to be going to bed with her in which case stuff like bedding choice is irrelevant. If I don't either like her enough or fancy her enough I'm not in her bedroom to see.

Mr

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Anything teletubbies related.. happen once. Never again.. I didn't fancy having a massive Lala covers staring at my Tinky winky lol

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"My linens are plain white. Not that anyone sees them

I don't buy white anything

Like grey?

Bring me your whites and gimme 5 or 6 washes

You only put whites in with other whites, Bussy

Waaaaay too much faff that Nanna

Sling it all in, whack it on a 40 degree express wash and hope for the best "

How many pink vests do you now have?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"As long as it isn't covered with stains.

Peoples personal taste doesn't put me off them if I like them.

Don't the patterns make you feel uncomfortable?"

No. Same as someones wallpaper or carpet colour or taste in music of films doesn't put me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A duvet cover with a massive photo of their kids would be weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A duvet cover with a massive photo of their kids would be weird. "

Yep, kids, whole family, them with their partner.

If I knew they were big Marvel/DC fans, I'd have a laugh with them if that was their duvet cover. Chances are, it would get thrown off the bed so I wouldn't see it much anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s never too late to back out and run, screaming like a loon, a million miles away from them. The genuine nutters out there act normal to lure you in. It’s not like the movies where they have faces like a slapped arse and dress in the rubbish from your wheelie bin. These people have respectable jobs and bright smiles to attract you and if a duvet or anything else is slightly off, I’m done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything Disney."

Omg yes. Just eew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quickly opening the he bed and throwing out a bunch off covers ha ha just jokeing

As long as it’s clean I am not to fussed each to they own

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

He Man

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"A duvet cover with a massive photo of their kids would be weird.

Yep, kids, whole family, them with their partner.

If I knew they were big Marvel/DC fans, I'd have a laugh with them if that was their duvet cover. Chances are, it would get thrown off the bed so I wouldn't see it much anyway. "

But you know they are big fans of their family too, so why worry about that. Just do the same, throw it off and get down to the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A duvet cover with a massive photo of their kids would be weird. "

Of their ex's face printed on all the pillows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably anything that is character/animal/movie etc. Plain colours please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A duvet cover with a massive photo of their kids would be weird.

Yep, kids, whole family, them with their partner.

If I knew they were big Marvel/DC fans, I'd have a laugh with them if that was their duvet cover. Chances are, it would get thrown off the bed so I wouldn't see it much anyway.

But you know they are big fans of their family too, so why worry about that. Just do the same, throw it off and get down to the fun "

Ok, you don't have to change the duvet before I arrive

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Star Wars movie themed, just no.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"A duvet cover with a massive photo of their kids would be weird.

Yep, kids, whole family, them with their partner.

If I knew they were big Marvel/DC fans, I'd have a laugh with them if that was their duvet cover. Chances are, it would get thrown off the bed so I wouldn't see it much anyway.

But you know they are big fans of their family too, so why worry about that. Just do the same, throw it off and get down to the fun

Ok, you don't have to change the duvet before I arrive "

Haha! Good because I've currently got a Jedward one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A duvet cover with a massive photo of their kids would be weird.

Yep, kids, whole family, them with their partner.

If I knew they were big Marvel/DC fans, I'd have a laugh with them if that was their duvet cover. Chances are, it would get thrown off the bed so I wouldn't see it much anyway.

But you know they are big fans of their family too, so why worry about that. Just do the same, throw it off and get down to the fun

Ok, you don't have to change the duvet before I arrive

Haha! Good because I've currently got a Jedward one. "

That would look great on your bedroom floor with our underwear on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A duvet cover with a massive photo of their kids would be weird.

Of their ex's face printed on all the pillows "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Justin fucking Bieber

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By *safun09Man
over a year ago

Co Durham

No wonder this site is shite ,when most of you twist on about "A duvet cover,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No wonder this site is shite ,when most of you twist on about "A duvet cover, "

Happy Sunday Neil

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"No wonder this site is shite ,when most of you twist on about "A duvet cover, "

It's just a bit of fun to get people chatting to each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No wonder this site is shite ,when most of you twist on about "A duvet cover, "

You NEVER twist a duvet cover on Neil. You turn it inside out, pinch the corners of the duvet and roll the cover down.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"No wonder this site is shite ,when most of you twist on about "A duvet cover, "

Hey, the bedroom setting is important to some of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"No wonder this site is shite ,when most of you twist on about "A duvet cover, "

What's on your bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No wonder this site is shite ,when most of you twist on about "A duvet cover,

You NEVER twist a duvet cover on Neil. You turn it inside out, pinch the corners of the duvet and roll the cover down. "

That's where I'm going wrong. I forget about the pinch of and it all moves when I roll.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I saw a naan bread one yesterday

That'd be weird"

I'd love that one.

It's sad that people can't express themselves with their bedding and have to live up to some boring norm.

Anyways I'm getting back into my racing car bed with my pretend steering wheel. Goodbye cruel world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think the colour or pattern would be a problem but the smell and feel of it could definitely dull the mood. Sensation is everything x

Bobbled sheets eeewwww x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw a naan bread one yesterday

That'd be weird

I'd love that one.

It's sad that people can't express themselves with their bedding and have to live up to some boring norm.

Anyways I'm getting back into my racing car bed with my pretend steering wheel. Goodbye cruel world. "

Sounds cute. Bedtime story time?

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

A duvet cover with my face on it and I’ve never met that person before

That would turn me off a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No wonder this site is shite ,when most of you twist on about "A duvet cover, "

Go back to bed and get out on the right side this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it had my face on it, that would put me off.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I saw a naan bread one yesterday

That'd be weird

I'd love that one.

It's sad that people can't express themselves with their bedding and have to live up to some boring norm.

Anyways I'm getting back into my racing car bed with my pretend steering wheel. Goodbye cruel world. "

Anyone can do anything, but I have things I find weird, too

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"No wonder this site is shite ,when most of you twist on about "A duvet cover,

Go back to bed and get out on the right side this time "

What duvet cover do you think he has?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I once met up with a guy who told me he had silk sheets. They turned out to be very cheap, very slippery nylon satin, and he had the matching sheet, duvet cover and pillowcases.

All was going well until he walked me backwards to the bed, then as he pushed me down the very slippery duvet cover slid across the very slippery sheet and I flew across the bed and into the window at speed.

That was quite off-putting.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Crikey never given it much thought,but something too chintzy I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty bedding

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

One that has pictures of Jaffa cakes on it

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"I once met up with a guy who told me he had silk sheets. They turned out to be very cheap, very slippery nylon satin, and he had the matching sheet, duvet cover and pillowcases.

All was going well until he walked me backwards to the bed, then as he pushed me down the very slippery duvet cover slid across the very slippery sheet and I flew across the bed and into the window at speed.

That was quite off-putting."

I know I shouldn’t be laughing, but I’m envisaging a scene that could have been lifted straight from a Carry On film.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Crikey never given it much thought,but something too chintzy I guess."

Oh Chintz. The 80s theme in many a living room and bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No wonder this site is shite ,when most of you twist on about "A duvet cover,

Go back to bed and get out on the right side this time

What duvet cover do you think he has? "

Mr men probably mister grumpy

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I once met up with a guy who told me he had silk sheets. They turned out to be very cheap, very slippery nylon satin, and he had the matching sheet, duvet cover and pillowcases.

All was going well until he walked me backwards to the bed, then as he pushed me down the very slippery duvet cover slid across the very slippery sheet and I flew across the bed and into the window at speed.

That was quite off-putting.

I know I shouldn’t be laughing, but I’m envisaging a scene that could have been lifted straight from a Carry On film. "

Some days I feel like my life is a Carry On film!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Crikey never given it much thought,but something too chintzy I guess.

Oh Chintz. The 80s theme in many a living room and bedroom.

"

I had floral bedding as a teenager. Pink roses.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

A quilt with no duvet cover!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I saw a naan bread one yesterday

That'd be weird

I'd love that one.

It's sad that people can't express themselves with their bedding and have to live up to some boring norm.

Anyways I'm getting back into my racing car bed with my pretend steering wheel. Goodbye cruel world.

Sounds cute. Bedtime story time? "

And a lullaby please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A quilt with no duvet cover!"

That's just wrong

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

A Marvel/superhero print would put us right off.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"A quilt with no duvet cover!

That's just wrong "

Or no bottom sheet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A quilt with no duvet cover!

That's just wrong

Or no bottom sheet! "

That going to far now

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"One that has pictures of Jaffa cakes on it "

...bourbons ok then??!!

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley


"Blood-stained.

Probably.

G"

Thread won

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One that has pictures of Jaffa cakes on it

...bourbons ok then??!! "

Emily I'm going to buy you pizza box socks for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cartoons, animals, flowers, silk...anything that's not plain basically.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"One that has pictures of Jaffa cakes on it

...bourbons ok then??!! "

That would get me aroused

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"One that has pictures of Jaffa cakes on it

...bourbons ok then??!!

Emily I'm going to buy you pizza box socks for Christmas "

Truly ..?!? ...can I get you the Metal Mickey retro t-shirt

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"One that has pictures of Jaffa cakes on it

...bourbons ok then??!!

That would get me aroused "

...well that's half the job done then!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One that has pictures of Jaffa cakes on it

...bourbons ok then??!!

Emily I'm going to buy you pizza box socks for Christmas

Truly ..?!? ...can I get you the Metal Mickey retro t-shirt "

Yes and yes

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"A quilt with no duvet cover!

That's just wrong

Or no bottom sheet!

That going to far now "

I have a top sheet between me and my duvet cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A quilt with no duvet cover!

That's just wrong

Or no bottom sheet!

That going to far now

I have a top sheet between me and my duvet cover "

The beds in b+bus are funny so many layers on them I have to wrestle to get in the bugger lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"A quilt with no duvet cover!

That's just wrong

Or no bottom sheet!

That going to far now

I have a top sheet between me and my duvet cover

The beds in b+bus are funny so many layers on them I have to wrestle to get in the bugger lol"

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Pet hate is when the buttons at the bottom are not all done up….grrrrr

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"A quilt with no duvet cover!

That's just wrong

Or no bottom sheet!

That going to far now

I have a top sheet between me and my duvet cover "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably be conflicted about a Marvel one, but a stained one would put me right off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw a naan bread one yesterday

That'd be weird

I'd love that one.

It's sad that people can't express themselves with their bedding and have to live up to some boring norm.

Anyways I'm getting back into my racing car bed with my pretend steering wheel. Goodbye cruel world.

Sounds cute. Bedtime story time?

And a lullaby please. "

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pet hate is when the buttons at the bottom are not all done up….grrrrr"

Mine too, or done up wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A football one, that is a definite turn off

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I couldn’t care less as long as it’s clean and smells fresh

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

Is there such a thing as a Donald Trump duvet cover? In which case that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can be thrown on the floor, along with her clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is my starwars duvet sexy ?

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