FabSwingers.com forum: Zombies v vampires

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you Had the choice

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Both

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you Had the choice

As in, which do I prefer or what I'd rather be? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire zombies could make for a great B movie

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"To fight, or be on side with?

Also, are they the slow fun zombies or super fast fuckers?

Soooo many questions

Fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampires are sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Fuck the vampire, kill the zombie.

Oh, wait, are they old school slow stumbling zombies where a gentle stroll is enough to outrun them? Can't be doing with modern fast-moving zombies, bollocks to that.

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

To fight, or be on side with?

Also are they the slow and dumb zombies, or the super fast fuckers?

Soooo many questions

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

To be, or as an aversary?

Surely being a vampire is the only choice - those fellas are tricky buggers to kill too...

All it takes is a headshot to kill a weak ass zombie!

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"To be, or as an aversary?

Surely being a vampire is the only choice - those fellas are tricky buggers to kill too...

All it takes is a headshot to kill a weak ass zombie!"

Unless it's a tiger zombie...

Fuck fighting that thing

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By *orthwalesman40Man
over a year ago

Rhyl

Good old 50 cal would be very good silver tipped no probs for either....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what film your watching

Shaun of the dead or twilight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampires definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather be a vampire. They can do some cool shit at times.

Zombies just bumble through the afterlife. A bit boring.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’d rather be a vampire. They can do some cool shit at times.

Zombies just bumble through the afterlife. A bit boring. "

Same

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Vampires are sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fight a zombie. Fuck a vampire, especially if he’s like Ed Cullen (twighlight)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you Had the choice

Choice of what? Eat? fuck? Be?

I’d say Vampires on all counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vampires are sexy"

Have you got fangs?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Vampires are sexy

Have you got fangs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vampires are sexy

Have you got fangs?

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have you on any film or tv show seen an ugly female vampire they are all savage birds with big tits

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Vampires are sexy

Have you got fangs?

have you on any film or tv show seen an ugly female vampire they are all savage birds with big tits "

Daybreakers

Fright Night

From Dusk Til Dawn

In fairness there was quite some tittage on show in From Dusk.

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Be a vampire they are sexy ,

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Vampire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you Had the choice

To fight???

Well, a geeky mate over at a university in Montreal has answered this very question by running this millions of times on his super-computer.

The conclusion?

Zombies: Humans are the Apex Predator. Not only are they very adept and ruthless at destroying anything that threatens their food supply (and making money of course) they are also brutally effective in taking out their predators (the Polar Bear is the only creature left on Earth that ACTIVELY hunts humans) so a zombie infestation would be dealt with within about 3 months or so. If the threat is that severe then countless measures (weapons, science, transport, evacuating to islands etc...) available at us human's disposal can and will be used. The Zombies would be wiped out.

Vampires: This gets trickier as Vampires technically see us as prey or cattle even. But we're still Apex predator. In an out an out 'battle' as seen with the Zombies then the humans would win just to sheer numbers. However both teams will have much cunning and guile in their arsenal so its not so quite cut and dried. It also depends what 'rules' the vampire are subject too. Does sunlight kill them? (bearing in mind this was invented by Nosferatu in 1922 failing to stave off legal action by Bram Stoker's family as vampires could traditionally walk in the day) and can they shape-shift? My mate says it would be a long arduous battle and depends on how many vampires are recruited. One possible scenario is vampires would remain 'hidden' and picking off their prey covertly. Maybe even harvesting blood for survival. The other option is a 'truce' between the two - as seen in TV show True Blood for example. So that one is too close to call. But even then its weighed more in favour of humans. They are after all the real monsters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vampires are sexy

Have you got fangs?

have you on any film or tv show seen an ugly female vampire they are all savage birds with big tits

Daybreakers

Fright Night

From Dusk Til Dawn

In fairness there was quite some tittage on show in From Dusk."
huge tittage

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Zombie - any day of the week!

If I don't achieve what I want in my life or it get cuts short, then I want to come back as a Zombie....

If yer a Vampire You got to hide from sunlight, Crucifix's, can't enter buildings without peoples permission & ya can't have garlic either. Wooden stakes make yer break out in a sweat too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire for sure top of the food chain, live forever, sexy and save on funeral costs. It’s win win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampires definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women would pick slow zombies because they have to fall over whilst running away from danger.

Men would pick vampires because they will suck anything.

The end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be, or as an aversary?

Surely being a vampire is the only choice - those fellas are tricky buggers to kill too...

All it takes is a headshot to kill a weak ass zombie!

Unless it's a tiger zombie...

Fuck fighting that thing"

You zombified, like it’s kinda funny but also scary if you were one of them fast fuckers

On the subject. I prefer Vampires.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Vampire. It’s the accent. Gets me everytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire Baby yeah xxx

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Women would pick slow zombies because they have to fall over whilst running away from danger.

Men would pick vampires because they will suck anything.

The end

Flawless logic!

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"To be, or as an aversary?

Surely being a vampire is the only choice - those fellas are tricky buggers to kill too...

All it takes is a headshot to kill a weak ass zombie!

Unless it's a tiger zombie...

Fuck fighting that thing

You zombified, like it’s kinda funny but also scary if you were one of them fast fuckers

On the subject. I prefer Vampires.

If when turning into a zombie you inherit the same appetite, then fuck yeah I'd run if I were you. I'd be the fat one from eating too many people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be, or as an aversary?

Surely being a vampire is the only choice - those fellas are tricky buggers to kill too...

All it takes is a headshot to kill a weak ass zombie!

Unless it's a tiger zombie...

Fuck fighting that thing

You zombified, like it’s kinda funny but also scary if you were one of them fast fuckers

On the subject. I prefer Vampires.

If when turning into a zombie you inherit the same appetite, then fuck yeah I'd run if I were you. I'd be the fat one from eating too many people

I think they do

x on a good note for myself, I don’t have a lot of meat on me/my bones…

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By *uke-de-PleasureMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Vampires will just suck the life out of you.

Zombies will love you for your brains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just ask, can zombies swim? I’ve never heard of it nor seen it.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can you become a zombie if you’re a vegan?

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By *uke-de-PleasureMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can I just ask, can zombies swim? I’ve never heard of it nor seen it. "

There is a scene in 1979 'classic' Zombi 2 where a zombie fights and indeed bites a shark with the zombie (we assume not breathing) able to stay underwater.

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By *uke-de-PleasureMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can you become a zombie if you’re a vegan? "

Maybe not the answer vegans wish to hear but in 'accepted' zombie 'rules' then the answer is yes. A terminal zombie infection is not affected by morals or beliefs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampires always seem to be really rich and have fantastic houses and clothes so I'll go vampire. Zombies are a bit unkempt with all that rotten flesh and ragged clothing hanging off.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Vampires every time. I'd totally be a vampire groupie if I found me a Coven!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be vampire as both are dead but one is brain dead . Not sure a zombie has any advantages over a vampire

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By *he Cram-BetweensCouple
over a year ago

A Club or Your Bedroom!

Definitely a vampire

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Vampire

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Fuck the vampire, kill the zombie, snuggle on the sofa with a werewolf after a good game of fetch with a zombie arm to tire him out first.

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

Vampire obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire for me please

NBVN x

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

for me it's the lower tones of sexual lust control and power of the vampire that has always had me hooked.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

?? vampire

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