FabSwingers.com forum: If you had to choose….

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

….between having a poo everyday or having one huge (but comfortable) one a week what would you do any why? For the sake of the thread let’s pretend we have special toilets that are deep like sitting atop of a well and could handle a weeks long log.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umm, I guess once weekly would be more convenient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The actual poo is comfortable but is that heavy feeling from day 3/4 there I need more details for a decision like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A daily poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Umm, I guess once weekly would be more convenient."

Same. I was busting in work this morning 8 hours in with 4 hours left of my shift and I can’t go in public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How backed up would you feel around day 3 or 4?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’d definitely be a once a week dude. Doing a poo is such a chore, and a minefield if you’re not doing it at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have chrones disease so I can do either

But I would prefer once daily instead of what I have to put up with!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I’d definitely be a once a week dude. Doing a poo is such a chore, and a minefield if you’re not doing it at home."

I only do it at home. Every public toilet might as well be the one from Trainspotting to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once a week

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

When you say big, how big? Like the combination of 7 days worth in one go?

I don’t think I could handle that with injury. As much as I’d like to for time saved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like anal so going to go with one ever day need to be clean can’t be backed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once a week, it’s done and dusted then! No pun intended

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I quite like emptying my bowels on a daily basis.

Imagine how swollen you would be if you had a week's worth in there.

Actually, it might help me lose weight, as, after a few days I wouldn't want to put anything else into my intestines..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say big, how big? Like the combination of 7 days worth in one go?

I don’t think I could handle that with injury. As much as I’d like to for time saved "

I haven’t thought this one through. Like I dunno how much the intestine would take?

I had the idea because from 2016-2019 I was in and out of court with my ex and his family (they had a very bad egg amongst them). I used to have these reoccurring dreams where I could be doing any activity in my dream, being a pop star, running in a meadow but then all of a sudden I’d go for a shit and I would feel like I was having one even though I was asleep, not a painful one just a comfortable one but it would be one continuous log, no snap off would just keep coming. My sister is a psychotherapist and she asked the most qualified professor she knew what it meant and apparently it was a literal dream. My subconscious was trying to rid the toxins/shit from my real life. I won in court and haven’t had a shitting dream since, 2 years free of it!

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"When you say big, how big? Like the combination of 7 days worth in one go?

I don’t think I could handle that with injury. As much as I’d like to for time saved

I haven’t thought this one through. Like I dunno how much the intestine would take?

I dunno if to feel uncomfortable or congratulate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye must have never been on a proper session of pints before because not been able to poo for a week after that would be torture

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ye must have never been on a proper session of pints before because not been able to poo for a week after that would be torture "

I don’t drink alcohol but I eat a lot of protein and take psyllium husk capsules and drink bentonite clay. I’m regular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of people need daily for their sanity. How many use that as alone time to be on their phones? Imagine only getting that once a week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see the QC department has knocked off for the day ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me has got to 1 aday , couldn't carry the waste for week . Says my trainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ye must have never been on a proper session of pints before because not been able to poo for a week after that would be torture

I don’t drink alcohol but I eat a lot of protein and take psyllium husk capsules and drink bentonite clay. I’m regular

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Anyone who drank a hape of Guinness on a session will know what im talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine if you only did one huge one a week but when the time came that you needed to do that huge one you were stuck somewhere without access to a toilet (we’ve all been in a similar situation at some point in our lives...), it could get incredibly messy....

I had one unfortunate incident where I shat myself at work, I’d had a heavy night’s drinking the night before and was very hungover and what I thought was going to be a fart turned out to be a shit. Luckily I was the only person in the office as it was a Friday afternoon and everyone else had gone home at lunch time so I was able to waddle to the toilets and sort it out. I doubt a once-a-week shit would have been so easy to deal with.

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I don’t really mind as long as it’s a good clear out ,,, can’t beat sitting on the throne and having a good clear out ,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t really mind as long as it’s a good clear out ,,, can’t beat sitting on the throne and having a good clear out ,, "

I tend to sit on the toilet when I have a shit, I don’t even own a throne.

Is that what the Queen’s doing when she’s sat on her throne?

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By *g1231974Man
over a year ago

wetherby

"….between having a poo everyday or having one huge (but comfortable) one a week what would you do any why? For the sake of the thread let’s pretend we have special toilets that are deep like sitting atop of a well and could handle a weeks long log.

Imagine carrying six days worth round though... save on toilet roll during pandemics though I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont you guys know about poop madness? Being backed up for so long leads to shitosis, causing cerebral skidmarks, or in laymans terms, shit for brains

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I only have a little bum so a big poo would be too painful.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Daily please. I don't want my burps smelling or tasting like turd, plus I wanna still fit in my trousers and a weeks worth would give me the bloat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only have a little bum so a big poo would be too painful."

I’m sure there are plenty of men who’d be willing to help stretch it.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Daily do not want to be carry to much poop in me bowels.....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping for a question about “brunette a blond or a redhead,” but alas.

*by the way, my answer would have been all 3 together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once a week would definitely help with getting more things done but come on men who doesn’t love going to the toilet for half hour to get away from everything! I find toilet times are a good time to relax!! Haha only me or anyone else think is lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every 3 or 4 days.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Probably go for the 1 a week so I could take pics of it and send them to the group chat

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Once a week. Nothing worse than that 'afternoon feeling' every day but you are either at work (never no2 at work) or out and about.

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By *annyDanielleMan
over a year ago

Street, Somerset

I don't think guys would appreciate having to plough through 6 day's worth of poop so i'd have to say daily or even twice a day though weekly would be more efficient.

It's nice to see a lady so in touch with her animus.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Daily, especially when I'm in the office. There is no more satisfying poo than a workplace poo.

It just isn't the same when working from home.

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Daily...I'd be in agony if weekly

Alice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does having a weekly one mean that we become heavier and uncomfortable? Cos if that’s the case I’m happy with it being daily but not store extra weight or look like I’m about to have a baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably go for the 1 a week so I could take pics of it and send them to the group chat"

Haha yes. Us girls used to have a group chat where we would send each other pics of the inside of our tissues after we blew our noses after a night out. Some of the stuff I blew out looked like meat.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I eat oranges every evening so no choice but to rush to the loo in the morning.

My only beef is having to clean the splatter. A deep well would be better for me or a medieval garderobe.

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